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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks471Please respect copyright.PENANA07mrReDLpU
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead471Please respect copyright.PENANAXG4YXTZNvf
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air471Please respect copyright.PENANABShn3InunO
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.471Please respect copyright.PENANAvKBVz2R7Fh
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead471Please respect copyright.PENANAXbUP5EQZzB
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a471Please respect copyright.PENANA2XqMlbK6dn
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old471Please respect copyright.PENANAjK1cdH5zmm
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,471Please respect copyright.PENANAGefubPY18z
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry471Please respect copyright.PENANAzMi2Zvrq7L
voice:
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANAhSObgcrMoJ
Who are you? Are you bard? I just471Please respect copyright.PENANAI98BsX1bQy
found my dead sex slaves, and now471Please respect copyright.PENANA0OMSyRQFFB
you're crawling up, disturbing my471Please respect copyright.PENANAg0LD8cHiiI
ritual.
BARD471Please respect copyright.PENANAHWBrWkFeJH
And so you brought your flesh dildo471Please respect copyright.PENANAmMKmvK2Tcx
too?
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANA7EtvYYBkqR
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD471Please respect copyright.PENANADUQhEa2Azm
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANAaPHdt9K5GK
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and471Please respect copyright.PENANA3rT63bihkS
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANAzyyWg14kvW
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna471Please respect copyright.PENANAG6SsORyAQl
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the471Please respect copyright.PENANAWZQyonbnUC
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.471Please respect copyright.PENANA6E1SAlljXK
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard471Please respect copyright.PENANAaEVNcVZ2In
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The471Please respect copyright.PENANArvII9VpNp0
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON471Please respect copyright.PENANA9NyXaJX41q
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANAFJwxzXLwN3
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your471Please respect copyright.PENANAvhQycE5FWR
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a471Please respect copyright.PENANAdMpQLr8lgI
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping471Please respect copyright.PENANAX54LDwQQfJ
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up471Please respect copyright.PENANAwWlmamy9ET
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish471Please respect copyright.PENANAaWAuD88U72
their plans.
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANAfXEKsbadm4
(to Bard)471Please respect copyright.PENANAf1YKErR5IS
See what you did? You set me up.471Please respect copyright.PENANAkRjrv3wy5e
You didn't tell me that I'd have to471Please respect copyright.PENANAgrB5Rlpirq
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd471Please respect copyright.PENANAElQrYizZsR
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which471Please respect copyright.PENANA3sW74dqgOv
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's471Please respect copyright.PENANAi7gre1cVpz
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears471Please respect copyright.PENANAyUnADx0Yg1
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.471Please respect copyright.PENANAftXs5HV4cR
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD471Please respect copyright.PENANA3jro3BFnfi
(offscreen)471Please respect copyright.PENANAjljAvMbR6Y
You assholes. You can't catch a471Please respect copyright.PENANANc0D0ot01Y
ghost.
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANAjlBV2lxoRT
You fuckers. You put me in a471Please respect copyright.PENANAHv5IqR2XMp
vulnerable position when I was sure471Please respect copyright.PENANAg0hnCk9jcx
the Batman would be here. Now471Please respect copyright.PENANAJIIGb7NTVN
you're all gonna get what's coming471Please respect copyright.PENANAIRCORpv1DL
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins471Please respect copyright.PENANALBYRtOxhZd
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall471Please respect copyright.PENANABetIBPtbZA
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks471Please respect copyright.PENANAc7DC1u3n8f
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder471Please respect copyright.PENANAiXrVH4ZG2w
blades.
BATMAN471Please respect copyright.PENANABdZ3jvi7mt
(concious)471Please respect copyright.PENANA3pXGvnQwf5
What are you gonna do to me? I471Please respect copyright.PENANAnzMyP3wfH1
think you've committed murder, so471Please respect copyright.PENANA4q8wSAfWFV
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the471Please respect copyright.PENANAxnoX3JJFHr
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his471Please respect copyright.PENANAiQrRP6gEB4
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE471Please respect copyright.PENANA5A3nkM6zNR
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do471Please respect copyright.PENANAqXuJSaAJK4
this.
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANAbucpgBdDQ1
I'm going to finish him!471Please respect copyright.PENANAJBVmoOxHRh
Constantine, I'm going to finish471Please respect copyright.PENANAIHeFLeHSzs
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked471Please respect copyright.PENANAs7rvEwJ9Ne
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER471Please respect copyright.PENANA9hdHRZcOdK
(holds up his arm in471Please respect copyright.PENANAEMhSpbrEA3
protest)471Please respect copyright.PENANAhuZlPTWnCB
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He471Please respect copyright.PENANAcUhNDOQxBq
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with471Please respect copyright.PENANAoIPeFGc7lq
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's471Please respect copyright.PENANAOXQD25MWDk
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.471Please respect copyright.PENANA3jnK8g3wF6
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANAvShVuQslTM
He was mine, and I stole him from471Please respect copyright.PENANA4re3Y9eeq4
you. He was my revenge. Now you471Please respect copyright.PENANAaVbp1eUe43
will pay for your disobedience. He471Please respect copyright.PENANA0UEE8KDoaU
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is471Please respect copyright.PENANAuovijSNlCs
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he471Please respect copyright.PENANAh2vywixS0n
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then471Please respect copyright.PENANAUBD0edf6xn
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN471Please respect copyright.PENANAE8mI4AA58D
(awake)471Please respect copyright.PENANAJd4jE9J6J7
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his471Please respect copyright.PENANAUkunDJrPgJ
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the471Please respect copyright.PENANAJd0mrM7U08
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is471Please respect copyright.PENANAARoQ1FhqD8
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANAMLyR9zSWrr
You still have a chance. Let go of471Please respect copyright.PENANAWAOh0qLT1F
my hand. If you allow my hand to471Please respect copyright.PENANAPbynjyPqcs
come off of you, you will end up471Please respect copyright.PENANAUkhAl4F2vI
just like your friend.471Please respect copyright.PENANAGQVdRFnIqa
(tries to pry the hand off471Please respect copyright.PENANA6EPn2SOAZl
of his head)471Please respect copyright.PENANAVUyTL2SwJC
It can't be. No. No. He's still471Please respect copyright.PENANACI9O3S6nhC
alive!471Please respect copyright.PENANAmFY9WG8eli
(falls to his knees)471Please respect copyright.PENANAEgR4CGaHoZ
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE471Please respect copyright.PENANA0f1tqNwNLJ
(from a distance)471Please respect copyright.PENANALoBtxXpkaE
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN471Please respect copyright.PENANAMATlEyXqQ6
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the471Please respect copyright.PENANA3eTcoKUB4z
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN471Please respect copyright.PENANAeTykkVnhNs
(beat)471Please respect copyright.PENANAq2knPcSEte
I can't get it. I can't pull it471Please respect copyright.PENANAiftUZPDeOo
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into471Please respect copyright.PENANArrCEqCrC6n
the forest.
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANAFVmjuSSBNG
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE471Please respect copyright.PENANAhnem4zTffT
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the471Please respect copyright.PENANAbpjpfew0gO
Batmobile.
BATMAN471Please respect copyright.PENANAJpbM3uR5OS
(screams in pain)471Please respect copyright.PENANAuC1EL18Htq
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into471Please respect copyright.PENANAGuE1Sbll0a
the forest.
BEATELAGE471Please respect copyright.PENANALmac7vKCHu
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE471Please respect copyright.PENANA8Cg4UujUEo
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN471Please respect copyright.PENANAkpuvstmJgj
(is so weak he can barely471Please respect copyright.PENANA6BrVKsqJMt
stand)471Please respect copyright.PENANAwH37dyKR42
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into471Please respect copyright.PENANAsmWQehA8Ay
the forest.
BEATELAGE471Please respect copyright.PENANAUpbHbrS8nS
(passionate)471Please respect copyright.PENANAbViBLjfkl1
Don't let them drag you off this471Please respect copyright.PENANA0QcAftu2GB
beat.
BETELGEUSE 471Please respect copyright.PENANAEiyzCBwgBM
(peers at the Batman)471Please respect copyright.PENANAgEUJ9NomYK
Is that all? Do you really want to471Please respect copyright.PENANAHTROzrUuPL
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 471Please respect copyright.PENANAnvWcWOTzI1
(ashamed)471Please respect copyright.PENANAP6Q4Xlgjwi
Don't say it. Take a peek in the471Please respect copyright.PENANAkJQ6v6bICF
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,471Please respect copyright.PENANA2EclNaKoes
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT471Please respect copyright.PENANAaXaowQlYx6