Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.308Please respect copyright.PENANAlGgqRwp2UA
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,308Please respect copyright.PENANAuCuIpC7MQf
Invading my mind day and through the night,308Please respect copyright.PENANAGDJefXQrIm
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.308Please respect copyright.PENANAZVdXbMkeqc
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?308Please respect copyright.PENANAi1F3PHZfYp
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.308Please respect copyright.PENANADDzuwC54lR
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,308Please respect copyright.PENANAPO9hFqACgO
And the springtime has the sad graduate.308Please respect copyright.PENANA82Qlyt0aXt
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.308Please respect copyright.PENANA7Zgcthw1RL
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.308Please respect copyright.PENANAQNL6xEFAhV
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.308Please respect copyright.PENANAmJ8eLJp5xs
My hate for you is the fine compromise.308Please respect copyright.PENANAXfHigQ2kMX
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,308Please respect copyright.PENANA45CEYr3Cb1
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.308Please respect copyright.PENANAy6MRx6NZG2
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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