世界咁大,唔係任何事都可以得到解決,例如貧富懸殊呀、全球暖化呀,依啲大問題就搞左咁多年都未搞得掂,至於細既問題,例如我銀包入面既銀紙數量亦係其一。117Please respect copyright.PENANAmdnaVMGnWh
但係對於我兩條女黎講,我「窮」依件事似乎永遠都唔會係問題。對佢地黎講,幾時插到我屎忽先係個需要解決既問題。117Please respect copyright.PENANAAyN27Edl8v
「未解決!」例如有次,我地因為一啲小事嘈起上黎,後黎我覺得好無謂唔想嘈,所以求其道個歉咁想快手解決。點知,Z 一句極似巴士阿叔既「未解決」令我如意算盤打唔撚響。117Please respect copyright.PENANA3C2DB5SMFP
「解決左喇。都食左啦仲可以點喎。唔通嘔番比你咩。」117Please respect copyright.PENANATMWlaPj8IV
「你食左我個杯麵仲咁囂張!」佢好嬲咁指住已經連湯都無既杯麵杯,表示:「我幾時話道歉就可以解決?」117Please respect copyright.PENANAiiOM2ZyVlb
「咁買過杯比妳囉。」我有啲攰咁回應佢,繼續試圖結束話題:「解決左?解決左。」117Please respect copyright.PENANAnesgPihpUA
「未解決!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAOmZ7i07Mv6
「老婆⋯⋯」到底點解佢咁好氣⋯⋯117Please respect copyright.PENANACXg9QGbEHp
「至少解決條件要由我定啦下話?」Z 理所當然咁表示:「你食左我個限量版杯麵,有咩可能咁輕易放過你喎!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAxmGaprhUjQ
「好喇,咁妳想點呀?」快啲完啦屌。117Please respect copyright.PENANAcOmWMbwk2Z
佢嘴角向上翹起,我有不祥既預感。「咁我要用你食過既筷子上你──」117Please respect copyright.PENANAL5vgxOs3N6
「妳都癡癡地!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAHreM7Q1Clt
「嗄!你食左我個限量版杯麵喎!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAcDWNsErrq5
「唔會得囉!妳無其他方法我當解決左架喇!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAubD0t0kPgM
「未解決呀屌你!」117Please respect copyright.PENANAFFAa3TrzZt
就係咁,我地果次又嘈多左成個鐘,而我到依家都唔明,到底點解佢可以咁好氣⋯⋯117Please respect copyright.PENANAX3qDnSL5n0