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Kind-of taking the idea from Mira....sorry.

Welcome to TBOFC. The Book of Funny Conversations. This is where I will post random conversation that I heard that were absolutely hilarious. I will try to give some context with each so it will make some sense.

And a total bonus for all those who care, everything in here is absolutely clean from swearing and any inappropriateness. You're welcome. :)

'Clairvoyance' refers to the sign forewarning one of the forthcoming positive or negative events. This ability is an innate gift that 'Tarn' has carried since birth, ...whether any joy or peril is going to happen to those around him. Just like when he could perceive the sign that a young boy would drown in the Mekong. It prompted him to save the boy. And just the first meeting with 'Phaya', the boy he had rescued. It was as if time stood still... like they were long-lost, familiar faces.And that was the day when their stories began... entwined with numerous cases awaiting them to uncover the truth.

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When clouds in the sky and falling rain tease the two close friends in trouble, Rain and Sky, it takes them to meet Payu and Prapai, who are not only cunning saviours but also guys making storms in the two best friends' hearts. The war of love is about to take place in the warm spring, hot summer, lonely autumn and cold winter. How would the atmosphere of love be? Which way would their hearts wave and the air full of love take them to?

"Huntector" - The noblest profession in this land.

"Hunt" the evil species that threatens humans;

"Protect" the remaining four walled cities.

On the devastated land of civilization, "Skullbreaker" forces humanity to retreat to the seaside settlement.

Blocked by massive mountain ranges in the front, engulfed by the endless sea in the back.

Lost hope, hindered freedom, and besieged cities.

Should one continue to live a comfortable life of indulgence?

Or should one risk their life to explore the world beyond the shattered barrier?

The Homeland, the only country that gathers all surviving humans.

Huntector, the most noble profession, protect humans and nature.

With the failed coup of the prince nine years ago and the king's passing,

the time wheel guided by the Huntectors begins to turn...

In the face of adversity and despair, one should never give up hope.

This is a collection of poetry I have written. It is based off of all of my mental illnesses, trauma and disorders. I will try and update often, but if I don't please bare with me. The poetry is about my life, the life of others, values, emotions, and sometimes objects. It is all freehand and can get lengthy. Some TRIGGER WARNINGS may include; -Mentions of suicide and/or self harm -May depict violence -Mentions of weapons -May have poems alluding to abuse

I just wanted to post something(s).

"It's like this dire wolf is a different breed of werewolf. Something... that's beyond Mankind and even the moon goddess herself"

Phoebe parker has spent her entire life being shunned and punished for her clumsy and mouthy behavior and being loyal to a pack which doesn't deserve her loyalty.

It's been a year since her Alpha gave her a punishment, and she's been walking on her toes to keep her head clear and sane. But now, all that has being threatened to be taken away from if she doesn't abide by the Alpha's rules by marrying his son Jasper and becoming the Luna of the Darkmoon pack.

At the same time, A certain gossips have been circulating around the pack, Mentions of a Dire wolf Alpha looking for a new pack to claim and his destined mate

Phoebe thinks nothing of everyone else decisions. That is until she met the beast himself.

Wise people has been going around with the story that Three thousand years ago, the world's most strongest pack fell to a single blood dire wolf. Nobody knew how one person could defeat an entire pack of werewolves. Or what he had done to emerge victorious in the bloodshed that occured that faithful day. Nobody talked and nobody knew much of the one who became a dire wolf so fast in the blink of an eye.

One thing was for sure, and that's that in a mere few hours, the leading pack of the world had finally fallen. The Greek Empire wasn't built in a day. But it certainly fell in one fucking day.

After this certain dire wolf in the shadows gained the title of Alpha, he held it quietly. Connections were cut off with his new pack. What happened within those borders were a mystery to the rest of the world. But rumors seem to have their way of spreading. Nobody knows what really happened to the Alpha to make him a dire wolf.

People talked of this new Dire Alpha spilling blood at every turn. How he would slaughter dozens without even being provoked. That this one dire wolf was so absurdly powerful that he ruled by himself: no Luna, no Beta, no adversaries. Yet nobody knew what drove him to become ruthless and blood thirsty.

Three long years this went on. Eventually any more news of the pack became silent. Until one day, it became loud enough for the news to spread around. That day, something happens that shakes every werewolf to their core.

The Dire wolf Alpha is Banished.

Driven away from his own claimed territory.

The pack struggled to rebuild after that, left Alpha-less and weak. But they were no longer anyone's concern. The world had their eyes on the one whom they threw out instead.

Word spread rapidly that the dire wolf Alpha is with a vengeance. That he roams the woods, trespassing from territory to territory just looking for another pack to claim. And To rule once again.

Every werewolf across the packs quivers. On edge and cautious. Doing whatever they can to prepare themselves, to ward off the Ruthless monster lurking somewhere out in the dark woods.

And the Darkmoon pack is no exception. Although their new Alpha has a different approach to the threat. And that is to forcefully take a Luna to fortify the pack's leadership and strength. The more leaders, the more intimidation to outsiders. Right? After all she's mine to tame.

The Absolute Guide to NOT Talking to Girls!

This is NON-CANON to the actual story! You don't have to read this. This is mostly not important stuff that you don't have to read. These chapters are made purely for my fun, and for yours too. It's just funny, dumb stuff in these chapters- maybe even more than the regular books. Hmm.

This is definitely not your basic love story. It doesn't even have an ending sometimes, and when it does, it doesn't end with a 'happily ever after'. Sorry. Another thing is how this is a book about kids and teenagers and their childish romances, so if this story gets cringey and hard to read, it's not my fault. Well, it is, but not all of it is my fault. Kids are stupid.

NOTE: This book won't always have good grammar. Don't worry, that's on purpose. It's used for comedic effect, so if it isn't funny to you... deal with it.

Read the title, that one weird guy sitting in the corner!