大明曆‧天啟六年五月廿日‧順天府慈仁寺‧酉時501Please respect copyright.PENANAi6navipYY8
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吳省身在城隍廟口坐了半天,見天色已晚,見范銀燕明顯沒有返回的跡象,這才訕訕然的返回慈仁寺,一路上悵然若失,百思不解那范銀燕態度突然轉變的原因…501Please respect copyright.PENANA64lllkeKjx
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吳省身病懨懨地踱進房裡,這才發現駱養性正在等著他,臉上掛著一副似笑非笑的表倩,一旁的羅薇、羅莉見他回來,也是滿臉古怪的笑意…501Please respect copyright.PENANABHlHpP329n
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駱養性見他進來,連忙起身拱手作揖道:「聽聞…吳兄弟不日內將前往詔獄,為兄特來恭賀!」501Please respect copyright.PENANAmQZMI2jOlf
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吳省身:「遭遇?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAGDDWqcqci4
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詔獄,原指中國古代的高等監獄,罪犯多為朝庭高官,觸犯了需要皇帝下詔定罪的重大案件。明朝錦衣衛的監獄,也叫詔獄;錦衣衛的詔獄擁有直接拷問犯人的權利,刑部、大理寺、都察院等司法機關都無權過問,錦衣衛詔獄裡的刑罰極其嚴峻殘酷,致使民間皆稱詔獄為「人間地獄」。501Please respect copyright.PENANAb2ROOcou0k
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喂!為什麼我要去那種地方啊?501Please respect copyright.PENANAAahmVweSq3
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「恭喜夫君!」大小丫頭齊聲道賀。501Please respect copyright.PENANAYYKdg6cZyX
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誒誒誒~恭喜啥啊?還有那是什麼中獎的表情啊!!!501Please respect copyright.PENANAdAiz2LamoU
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「夫君有所不知!在我大明…朝政愈昏暗,進詔獄就愈能博得好名聲…」羅薇興奮的說。501Please respect copyright.PENANAuwIihv3NbK
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「是啊是啊,像朝庭裡的那些御史言官,個個擠破了頭都想進去…」駱養性補充說道:「這年頭,沒進過詔獄,誰敢誇口說自己忠君愛國!」501Please respect copyright.PENANAeoj1TeIlhA
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夠了!敢情這詔獄是拿來鍍金的啊?501Please respect copyright.PENANAKxJx8QhcqU
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「就連江湖上的英雄好漢也是這麼謠傳的…」羅薇慷慨激昂的說:「生平沒住過詔獄,便稱英雄也枉然!」501Please respect copyright.PENANAaJrPV4hSQ3
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喂喂喂!這是什麼亂七八糟的台詞啊~501Please respect copyright.PENANAsZiZYkAc09
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「重點是要能夠活著出來…」羅莉適時的澆了盆冰水。501Please respect copyright.PENANATtsAK9A15C
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「不不不…死了更好!待日後翻案,朝庭就會在夫君的墳上立石碑,旌表諡號,從此流芳百世、名垂千古…」羅薇滿懷憧憬的說道。501Please respect copyright.PENANABS0tZSQQGW
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我都死了,還要那個石碑幹嘛!呃…貌似我活著也用不著啊!!!501Please respect copyright.PENANAUKSdSF22RA
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「不過遺憾的是,詔獄這個月客滿了…」駱養性凝重的說:「兄弟你只能預約到下個月初的房間…」501Please respect copyright.PENANA3NdFZgopEV
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「那就有勞駱大哥了…」羅薇感激的說:「請務必為我家夫君準備最好的房間!」501Please respect copyright.PENANAw6Z6ETGM3M
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誒誒誒~你們敢情當這詔獄是五星級飯店不成!501Please respect copyright.PENANAx5JfnO0rn8
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「給我說清楚啊…」吳省身聽完,揪著駱養性的衣襟,惡狠狠地道:「為什麼我得去那種鬼地方啊?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAzTGSaAcZ6H
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「兄弟…你搞錯了…詔獄不是什麼鬼地方…」駱養性性拍著吳省身的肩膀,一臉嚴肅的說:「詔獄那地方…連鬼都不敢去!」501Please respect copyright.PENANARqSc67zFND
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「不過聽說…有那英勇的某人!」頓了一下,駱養性方才正色道:「訛騙了我那妹子一百文銅錢,我那妹子氣忿不過,下令要將某人拿進去好生整治一番…」501Please respect copyright.PENANA9R7MseniNs
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某人是誰啊?別說的好像陌生人似的!為了一百文把人送進詔獄…你們這是草菅人命啊!501Please respect copyright.PENANAthftOcx00R
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「別鬧了!我馬上幫她的把稻草堆移一移…」吳省身揮揮手,沒好氣的說:「你叫衣衣趕緊把命令收回來吧!」501Please respect copyright.PENANABvyp6KDycd
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「來不及了…不曉得是那個缺心眼的,把丫頭的口頭命令寫成了駕帖,遞進了刑科※1」駱養性搖頭苦笑道:「現在衙門裡,已經當成正式的案子在處理了。」501Please respect copyright.PENANAqNwNAqj6RM
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「誒~別鬧了!」吳省身氣急敗壞地搖著駱養性的肩膀吼道:「那還不快想想辨法?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAcUJ87v0dTR
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「沒有辨法了…」駱養性按住吳省身的肩膀,一臉正色地說:「錦衣衛是不會犯錯的!所以…」501Please respect copyright.PENANAAbq6xV0kGO
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「兄弟!你的駕帖上一定是這麼寫的…」駱養性雙眼炯炯發光的看著吳省說:501Please respect copyright.PENANA5UeialHCje
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「大明欽差要犯吳省身,訛詐良民凌衣銅錢百文,疑有顛覆國本之嫌,著令北鎮撫司嚴加查辨,嫌犯若意圖逃逸或抗旨拒捕,即可當場格殺毋論,欽此!」501Please respect copyright.PENANA3ePIpN9M1C
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「恭喜你…這是詔獄有史以來,最便宜的一張駕帖…」駱養性樂不可支的說。501Please respect copyright.PENANAQwd5ocuCuP
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哦哦~那我是不是要很高興的收下?501Please respect copyright.PENANAPUOnB7WKef
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「凌衣呢?凌衣呢!」吳省身捂著額頭,欲哭無淚的說:「叫她自己出來解決問題!」501Please respect copyright.PENANAQKI97aOrup
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「你以為我這麼晚來作啥?」駱養性無奈的一攤手:「那丫頭發現自己闖了禍,早就溜得不見人影了!」501Please respect copyright.PENANAt8rS6Olvms
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吳省身詫異的看看羅氏姊妹,倆人不約而同的點點頭…501Please respect copyright.PENANAxGlnZKiWeT
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誒誒誒~所以這…這…這是肇事逃逸!!!501Please respect copyright.PENANAtL5ZDYfpB6
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「誒?」吳省身目瞪口呆的問:「所以?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAAiSNw1W0PI
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「只怕事情不是你想的那麼簡單…」駱養性伸手朝上指了指,凝重的說:「有人注意到你,想要請你進去聊聊…」501Please respect copyright.PENANAqAzXimDTS4
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「不過!兄弟你也不用太擔心…」駱養性安慰地說:「沒有什麼實際的罪名,裡頭也不至於太難為你…」501Please respect copyright.PENANAYtBXqht03Q
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「頂多就是嚇嚇你,再問個兩句話就會放你出來。」501Please respect copyright.PENANAzSorxXsXaH
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吳省身聽過之後,總算鬆了一口氣,來到明朝後,自己並沒有幹過什麼作奸犯科的事情…501Please respect copyright.PENANAp94vmyHsZQ
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「話說回來,兄弟…你還真夠意思啊!」駱養性哼哼冷笑道:「若是有人早一日報與我知道…今日也不至於如此的不由自主了。」501Please respect copyright.PENANAIyjFi4wTXG
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「得了唄!衣衣說…我哪一日報與你知道,便哪一日進詔獄!」心裡有了底氣,吳省身說話也就少了幾分顧慮:「要是你,你會選那一個?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAUxrD9RrCR9
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「兄弟…你這麼說就不對了!」駱養性搖頭晃腦地道:「正所謂兄弟如手足,女人如衣服…」501Please respect copyright.PENANATaJLJ0j52l
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「是啊!是啊!可是衣衣放話那日…」吳省身擠眉弄眼的話:「我這房裡可沒有半根手足,衣服倒是有三件…」501Please respect copyright.PENANA2s2nd9qODe
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「嗯?」嬌脆的鼻音響起,這一對手足才發現,屋裡的兩件衣服正對他們怒目而視…501Please respect copyright.PENANAyjK49OB96X
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手足和衣服,最大的差異就在於,手足會相殘,衣服不會…501Please respect copyright.PENANAx1ZiJVN0zO
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「兄弟為兄有事先走一步有事來日再談」駱養性一口氣毫不停頓地將話說完,人早已走的不見蹤影,只留下餘音嫋嫋,在冷冰冰的房間裡迴繞…501Please respect copyright.PENANASmDeg8EmfM
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誒誒誒~什麼叫作手足相殘?這就是了啊!什麼叫作手足無措?等會兒就是了啊~501Please respect copyright.PENANAkWDGbArNBH
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「夫君…練功的時辰到了…」羅薇羅莉相顧一笑,摩拳擦掌地走了過來…501Please respect copyright.PENANAV3VHAItPoW
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吳省身汗水淋漓的躺在床上,床尾的羅薇正笑吟吟的問:「夫君今日可有好好讀書?」501Please respect copyright.PENANA2wh6iVWqmQ
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「啊!有有有!」吳省身喘著氣道:「只是…剛才…給你們那麼…一嚇,怕是…怕是…忘得差不多了…」501Please respect copyright.PENANAybcMZLWBcG
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「那奴家回來的時候,夫君怎麼不在房裡呢?」身後的羅莉用稚氣嬌脆的聲音問道。501Please respect copyright.PENANAczZJWGondT
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「這…啊~~~」腳心突然傳來猛烈的劇痛讓吳省身冷汗直冒,抬頭只見羅薇正美目盼兮的看著自己。501Please respect copyright.PENANAmcl6uNfCqr
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「休息,是為了走更長遠的路…」吳省身噎了口口水,乾澀勉強的說:「是人,總有累的時候…所以在寺裡頭四下走走,散散心…」501Please respect copyright.PENANAC98Gq7HbET
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「喔~所以夫君今天一整天都乖乖待在家裡用心向學囉?」羅薇的手勁正在慢慢變大,臉上依舊溫柔婉約的笑著說:「真是辛苦夫君了…」501Please respect copyright.PENANAk6mn7SsrQZ
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「不會…不會…」吳省身皮笑肉不笑的回道。501Please respect copyright.PENANAyrX3H6R26A
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「可是…姊姊,奇怪呢?夫君的臉上,為什麼會有一個巴掌印呢?」耳際傳來鶯啼婉轉的聲音令吳省身頭腦陣陣發暈。501Please respect copyright.PENANA6wzdb7wRMm
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誒誒誒~那一巴掌!它還…還…還沒消嗎?501Please respect copyright.PENANA0wtBZxcSac
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「呃!嘶~噎~~啊嗚~~」吳省身急忙大喊:「啊!我…我…我招!我什麼都招!」501Please respect copyright.PENANAvvTovuBJob
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「其實…我好像…找到了我那意中人…」坐回到椅子上面,吳省身給自己倒了茶,一口氣咕嚕咕嚕地灌了下去,才有些不好意思地,吞吞吐吐的說了出來:「就在城隍廟那兒…」501Please respect copyright.PENANAK8LJ3zmFpG
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接著又費好大了一番功夫,將今天發生在城隍廟前的事,鉅細靡遺的講了一遍,…501Please respect copyright.PENANAfPu5629uCg
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「原來如此…」羅薇聽完,神色黯然、面帶淒楚地說:「那妾身就恭喜夫君了…」501Please respect copyright.PENANA09JxdUI2oU
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「那怎麼可能!」羅莉聽完,倒是滿臉驚訝的反問:「…夫君真的確定嗎?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAkQYNqbikci
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「當然確定了!」吳省身毫不猶豫,信心滿滿的說:「長相七八成像,而且都說是遠在天邊、近在眼前了,不是她還會是誰?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAesM8LftRCh
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「只是不曉得為什麼…」吳省身喪氣的趴在桌上子:「她就是不肯承認,還發那麼大的牌氣…妳們說…」501Please respect copyright.PENANABrGsUFwzK7
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吳省身回過頭來,卻發現羅莉和羅薇倆人面對面跪坐在床上,正執手相望,無語凝咽…501Please respect copyright.PENANA9DvqUTcejW
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誒~妳們倆這又是在演那一齣啊?501Please respect copyright.PENANAgFPJMFl4Ci
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只見羅莉抬起頭來,清澈的大眼睛裡,滿溢著盈盈的淚水,用稚氣嬌脆聲音問道:501Please respect copyright.PENANAHB3NLT9OAt
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「姊姊…夫君找到了意中人…是不是就不要我們了?」嬌柔的嗓音裡竟是無比的悽切。501Please respect copyright.PENANAqxHy9HZlrX
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唉~這小丫頭還真愛演…501Please respect copyright.PENANAvfXb2xK3pp
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羅薇也不答話,哀婉的別過頭去,慢慢的閉上眼睛,一行清淚沿著臉龐悄悄地滑落…501Please respect copyright.PENANAvdcWIgs95i
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誒誒誒~怎麼連妳也玩起來了!501Please respect copyright.PENANAenWFV44bCC
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「不會的…不會的…」羅莉轉過頭來,心慌意亂地看著吳省身,眼睛裡滿是無助與盼望。501Please respect copyright.PENANASqKYCX4BFX
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「夫君不是這種人的…是不是?」一雙靈巧的大眼睛,殷切的凝視著吳省身的眼睛,輕輕地說:「夫君…不會丟下我們不管的…對吧!對吧?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAhgtDgEKDbd
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唉~是是是…妳說的都對!妳說的都對!501Please respect copyright.PENANATLHrfRTDSP
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見倆姊妹演得這麼起勁的模樣,吳省身只好苦笑著配合,走到床前,一把摟倆姊妹,輕聲說道:501Please respect copyright.PENANAJvIaMCuJFX
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「怎麼會呢!妳們吶…就像是我的一對翅膀,失去妳們,我就飛不起來了喲…」501Please respect copyright.PENANAdQsrlI8P1K
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【茶餘飯後】501Please respect copyright.PENANApZiSVRLnBF
羅莉(急):「不行!不行…一定要叫『明朝超級蘿莉傳』!」501Please respect copyright.PENANA4EysZa41uo
凌衣(怒):「姑奶奶就是要叫『霹靂無敵女密探』!」501Please respect copyright.PENANAe0Yn343dPY
駱養性(茶):「妳們不覺得『天才錦衣駱狀元』這個名字才是最好的嗎?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAf2qlqnvWA2
吳省身(惱):「…在吵什麼啊?」501Please respect copyright.PENANAJ94nsEsYu0
羅薇(茶):「夫君在詔獄裡要是有個萬一,這書要改叫什麼名字…」501Please respect copyright.PENANAnhdPYZF2GR
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【說文解字】501Please respect copyright.PENANAD7A7BCq2bu
※1 刑科:明朝執法單位(刑部、錦衣衛…等)的監察機構。 501Please respect copyright.PENANACTnHsqEM5E