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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrTfXf6XSd
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FtE5aPAzm
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpicCyI2sC
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3wrTpFCcW
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOJksJfkZJ
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2iIZWMFb3
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01GD8QA7Wf
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTfikAyxyI
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy0SS2awLj
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBJTI0jLj2
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6G2SyILFq
「肉，沒肉會死。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qVnYbtLBM
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRhoHd6BRP
「沒什麼特別的。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkyfZQTaho
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3onR0Gpgk
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSivKUsljw
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05FVI8wClh
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcr30b0myk
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapXM2DpgTG
「睡覺。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ8ATDPQ33
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHJfyx80Cn
「手機、鑰匙。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuHgm0gO37
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZUXOU8F8X
「他們，能力的意思。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUAHQ3leo0
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJC9jPKnfw
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAClkMBfNB
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl8hTDADj0
「沒有。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPHhrvypLe
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpC3pqocIM7
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1llJmhhJt
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0nEvZXn8e
「……不知道。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIiYAyxDrs
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRLANqKUc5
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p4DIoNXYP
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAo6kc2Vgq
「被機器包圍的感覺。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpevNoa1MRC
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwK0nosuoK
「……拒答。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGe3rnJVuK
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lmjLkRipA
「沒有。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFvAkoM0M1
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL8WcKlmNb
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRYHlqifEy
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZSjo2sevx
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VaeKcqSGq
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOY4Pt80eL0
「好煩。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywfyKRDsES
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC74Pb3eJBj
「你覺得呢？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztU0CZ3oLX
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ888z4fSt0j
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BuJ2JzJrq
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl2LFoUEkt
「現在……還可以吧。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasW9kwLvlf
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qyuj942VR
「算有吧。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczWIh6SS1v
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwFL5O1DmB
「拒答。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWNop4zr9w
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0TXKtwlCl
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHFietoh3d
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JTVqgpGYl
「沒有。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aT4nNujA8
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二、私心惡搞篇312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGjfIQrUw1
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHYJ4L7aAK
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGp2sarupk
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zHbHyGVAY
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHIRtYrsZp
「好像沒有。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwOy5rLtek
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI6vaOXA56
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKUzcSDOhh
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FKy6KO8LE
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PZI4VIWvg
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyudwJzUnBz
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMIZE4afWL
「不知道。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIzRKVMidm
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3RyFLPMad
「沒有。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYZg4AKD7q
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBPRqsgcCj
「哈？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zMF0NvjHz
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV4AxyWALx
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bMe3R2ym5
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9YoDwlsHv
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SeUQlP3QL
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjq5FBzp6lo
「……」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LQoLxTRc2
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33pnPUY3Sl
「還不把他揍醒？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYGRajziZZ
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMo8IJyjlE
「不知道。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmaoOeyf3B
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPG21Rl0dzD
「沒有。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKicLxfNgO
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnoWThfdAS
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
