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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?109Please respect copyright.PENANAuxeRvmk11s
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」109Please respect copyright.PENANAvkWS7vUbNH
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?109Please respect copyright.PENANAbxiHur5pOS
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAUPCrNnSIPW
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?109Please respect copyright.PENANAOXTLZ5r3Jt
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡109Please respect copyright.PENANA3DLLlBsmDi
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?109Please respect copyright.PENANA15OOJMCqxk
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」109Please respect copyright.PENANA4IoZc4FGll
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?109Please respect copyright.PENANAmbJwcZTOEp
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」109Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZgZp3WYq4
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?109Please respect copyright.PENANAvvdOjxAyuo
「肉,沒肉會死。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAjX5sf7NoNk
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?109Please respect copyright.PENANA22LkGlSIYu
「沒什麼特別的。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAW8JVel10DN
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?109Please respect copyright.PENANA0679I2qsiP
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」109Please respect copyright.PENANApLqTkQYvu9
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?109Please respect copyright.PENANAINCf3Zhb2U
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAnPUlqKAgFl
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?109Please respect copyright.PENANAqoNBuYHiUk
「睡覺。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAHAXZbg5D1U
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?109Please respect copyright.PENANAZOx4uFsCou
「手機、鑰匙。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAZGvFav1tfU
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)109Please respect copyright.PENANAI6306wTLHC
「他們,能力的意思。」109Please respect copyright.PENANA86VL5LwRDt
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?109Please respect copyright.PENANAchnXWsBRq4
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」109Please respect copyright.PENANAZv1wA5ceWP
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?109Please respect copyright.PENANAeuwCfGtE1l
「沒有。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAwA4gdvAVjZ
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?109Please respect copyright.PENANAkbNJByN32Q
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」109Please respect copyright.PENANA7ydVFRKZZk
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)109Please respect copyright.PENANAuEFBTxRPCy
「……不知道。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAkUgjrKWBTA
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?109Please respect copyright.PENANA0ie4z3g3ns
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAnVvAGd8qcG
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?109Please respect copyright.PENANAMYCe2wXXBp
「被機器包圍的感覺。」109Please respect copyright.PENANATTxFunTETX
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?109Please respect copyright.PENANAfhGrMmqF0Y
「……拒答。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAUzS90PGy4E
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?109Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8y27sEowz
「沒有。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAbuFesD9mwn
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?109Please respect copyright.PENANAq3xtC4cEty
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAYizat0u8RT
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!109Please respect copyright.PENANA75ai3re9br
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAeL5JeqVlp8
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?109Please respect copyright.PENANAu2b64SNQuT
「好煩。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAYNuwPSrDNx
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?109Please respect copyright.PENANAu8G7zmj8ZY
「你覺得呢?」109Please respect copyright.PENANAOMTxe2F56J
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?109Please respect copyright.PENANAAEAq6EEe3E
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAJORmyl97TO
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?109Please respect copyright.PENANA73iLUtYYy9
「現在……還可以吧。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAdCM2EsJdWl
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?109Please respect copyright.PENANA5VGg6XK4k0
「算有吧。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAROTOjXqTDN
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?109Please respect copyright.PENANAyalstwmfNk
「拒答。」109Please respect copyright.PENANApVVqpLR4X4
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?109Please respect copyright.PENANAvw03MCUOv8
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」109Please respect copyright.PENANA9dgQE922dP
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)109Please respect copyright.PENANAQHvudlpVNT
「沒有。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAPUOAQ36JAt
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二、私心惡搞篇109Please respect copyright.PENANAIc8c9mpMux
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)109Please respect copyright.PENANApaf6Nnj1Ke
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?109Please respect copyright.PENANAVrqgfcetUF
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAnSL6C26JBD
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?109Please respect copyright.PENANAPJyuTzetwH
「好像沒有。」109Please respect copyright.PENANA4syOQKSgMN
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?109Please respect copyright.PENANAA3hwyEUoS2
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕109Please respect copyright.PENANAmYspgZXwUA
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?109Please respect copyright.PENANAKH18s2L75a
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」109Please respect copyright.PENANAIrBHzsbrRz
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?109Please respect copyright.PENANAwT3QaMXhOE
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?109Please respect copyright.PENANAyyQPk2K7wS
「不知道。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAj4WlJfRnEW
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。109Please respect copyright.PENANAIBgrj5mTD7
「沒有。」109Please respect copyright.PENANApN9SaKyytG
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?109Please respect copyright.PENANAxtcTKXgqjI
「哈?」109Please respect copyright.PENANAcb8hCa5jPX
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!109Please respect copyright.PENANAfLtD5m9lBD
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」109Please respect copyright.PENANApJsjpewAJ5
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?109Please respect copyright.PENANAcvWB5Fhrbf
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」109Please respect copyright.PENANA8tHpfDb2Fh
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?109Please respect copyright.PENANAjpvnaT6D7f
「……」109Please respect copyright.PENANAl5oqcc5qGa
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?109Please respect copyright.PENANA0f6nnK4ZG1
「還不把他揍醒?」109Please respect copyright.PENANAU6YBh3p66T
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?109Please respect copyright.PENANACoLHV0soKe
「不知道。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAQXbFaaM1U6
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?109Please respect copyright.PENANA6w4y51HFNH
「沒有。」109Please respect copyright.PENANAJIcoIOkLq5
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?109Please respect copyright.PENANADH1H5Aj6UQ
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」