Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo132Please respect copyright.PENANAxHIvIDD5DE
- iPhones are SEXY132Please respect copyright.PENANAoCPtUG6HFT
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!132Please respect copyright.PENANAXf0FQ8ma1t
- YOU LIE132Please respect copyright.PENANAlsBYD6zwjJ
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag132Please respect copyright.PENANA7r8gth4bwC
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 132Please respect copyright.PENANAwu9euQwqJS
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 132Please respect copyright.PENANAeTeHg8s6tn
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.132Please respect copyright.PENANAK5xPQRNFkI
- Character development is only possible through murder.132Please respect copyright.PENANAiz51Jt2nkw
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania132Please respect copyright.PENANAHcDhCaghpG
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools132Please respect copyright.PENANAzi8T2yPuKx
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess132Please respect copyright.PENANAOjb1TrXHzP
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct132Please respect copyright.PENANAcgQwzizYYl
- i like the *bling* *bling*132Please respect copyright.PENANAtaH7NPIhw7
- hashtag accessorize132Please respect copyright.PENANAPqdz5OjdUQ
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!132Please respect copyright.PENANAoO59Ym9tHe
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!132Please respect copyright.PENANAs3in8X9toF
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!132Please respect copyright.PENANARZ4MnMqjgR
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore132Please respect copyright.PENANAyiHbSzzY7F
- we're done here, you butcher.132Please respect copyright.PENANANDsLcf5j7W
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN132Please respect copyright.PENANAKzdSVoLeBF
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...132Please respect copyright.PENANAqwtJ8NZQLk
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars132Please respect copyright.PENANAGXGKEIs5aO
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.132Please respect copyright.PENANA68ZgUsfBgs
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 132Please respect copyright.PENANArvodnXPPr2
kid 2: sure. 132Please respect copyright.PENANAls2mbpEwyZ
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 132Please respect copyright.PENANAuWwsJ6Ohb9
kid 2: ... sure.132Please respect copyright.PENANAVsBsJMq7aF