前幾天(週末),我秉持著出門不看手機,數位休息一整天大成功(實話:早上手機剩20%電力,這天是休息日,出門不看手機也不會怎麼樣)。到了晚上,我回到家。我媽坐在沙發上滑手機,忙著處理他的課業。263Please respect copyright.PENANAuXlUG8OWS0
媽:三三在等你。263Please respect copyright.PENANAbJ9Quesjx5
我:齁~263Please respect copyright.PENANAOJ3BqNkx4f
我暗自吐槽:三三常常等不同人類餵牠吃東西,明明肚包有點大,這樣詐騙不行喔,三三。(詳見〈三三詐騙〉、〈三三詐騙案偵查〉)263Please respect copyright.PENANALeiO9E74V2
三三窩在櫃子上,看到我出現,就狂奔下來。263Please respect copyright.PENANAIRwp2Ypugm
三三:喵!263Please respect copyright.PENANAyy70hLSRD0
我:喵!263Please respect copyright.PENANAyKiuM5EBCf
三三:喵!263Please respect copyright.PENANAyCE4hgPCnc
我:喵!263Please respect copyright.PENANAFWiQrWxkUJ
三三:喵!263Please respect copyright.PENANAB02InJhSQm
我:喵!263Please respect copyright.PENANABIZrwEIwft
我就放下背包,脫下外套,脫下安全帽和口罩。接著拿著手機跟快速充電線、豆腐頭,一路晃到樓上,三三也跟著我到樓上。一路上,「三三跟我互喵對話,『跟平時一樣』」,不過今天三三怎麼這麼熱衷於跟我聊天?263Please respect copyright.PENANAaFPzDC6LRA
我進到房間,關上門,三三在房門外走廊上。(詳見:〈三三想要進房間找人撒嬌〉、〈三三被蚊帳接殺出局〉)263Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ857cwhes
我將手機插上充電線,接上插座,電扇打開吹自己跟手機,開始滑手機─玩手機RPG卡牌遊戲和回聊天訊息。邊手機充電,邊滑手機,其實電池會過熱,很傷電池,吹電扇降溫一下(自我安慰)。263Please respect copyright.PENANAEKrlLnbCWC
三三在門外:喵!263Please respect copyright.PENANAzHaCw7Zufj
我隨口回:喵。263Please respect copyright.PENANA19fTvrtTQs
三三:喵!263Please respect copyright.PENANAVVwj3x3mF1
我回:喵。263Please respect copyright.PENANA0XfJtXCIwc
三三:喵!263Please respect copyright.PENANAXOQjdcxUHQ
我:喵。263Please respect copyright.PENANAumrWYvevwK
這時候,我開始覺得奇怪了?平時,我走進房間,關上門,三三就會自己去找樂子玩了,怎麼還窩在房門外跟我聊天?263Please respect copyright.PENANAe4jCTkEEyQ
聊天訊息熱絡,我繼續回訊息。263Please respect copyright.PENANAzfb7rJhA8A
三三開始在門外唱《Do You Want To Build A Snowman?》喵語版,體感唱了5分鐘,我有跟著對唱。263Please respect copyright.PENANA8jfTbXynRX
訊息回完,越想越不對,三三這麼堅持要我回應牠,87%是牠真的肚子餓。263Please respect copyright.PENANACAb2Zwl3Ue
我放下手機,打開房門。263Please respect copyright.PENANAIP87mJLU1o
三三圓滾滾眼睛望著我:喵!263Please respect copyright.PENANAcGqOMlkwsT
我:喵。263Please respect copyright.PENANAoDgQH8yOzn
我關上房門,晃去樓下。三三尾巴舉高高,走在我前面,走得很急。263Please respect copyright.PENANAq2GYyjtqdj
我問我媽:三三有吃飯嗎?263Please respect copyright.PENANAhLv1bfru3E
媽:我不是說三三在等你?263Please respect copyright.PENANAOnLd9MC26t
哇勒!三三真的是在討食,實質上的「哭枵」(khàu-iau,哭餓)!我誤會三三了。263Please respect copyright.PENANAySq0emMboc
每日任務做一做,清貓砂、補充新貓砂、對著貓砂盆噴除臭噴霧、飲水器加水、貓碗水沖一下。忙碌的過程中,伴隨三三的喵喵喵背景音。263Please respect copyright.PENANA6pOKoP4Bn2
打開罐頭、倒灌頭、加水、加貓用酵素粉、加貓用營養粉。這過程同樣伴隨喵喵喵背景音。263Please respect copyright.PENANAqAhS8QhvVc
放下貓碗,三三暴風式吃飯。263Please respect copyright.PENANAZAvgImp2Mt
牠吃完就不喵了。263Please respect copyright.PENANADqHXHHMLeM
齁。