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「P街這邊出現了觸手星人!麻煩你快來!」電話裡頭傳來那熟悉、令人噁心的男聲。232Please respect copyright.PENANAXhEYa2VhbV
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「來了來了……唉……」我坐起來伸個懶腰,反手扣好背上的扣子,隨手拿起件t-shirt套上身。232Please respect copyright.PENANAubxFew7N3C
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「變身!」戴在右手中指的戒指發出耀眼光芒。232Please respect copyright.PENANAx2od13uymg
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眨眼間,我來到P街上空。我熟練地做出完美的空翻落地,小孩無不露出仰慕的目光。唉……做個空翻對現在的我有什麼難度?畢竟,熟悉的套路、滿是槽點的戰鬥已經是我的日常了。232Please respect copyright.PENANADMfRktxyuq
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只用了五分鐘,我打倒外星人,立刻回家洗洗睡。正準備躺到床上,我又接到那個胖子的電話。「又出現了?」我不耐煩問。232Please respect copyright.PENANAflnDeJm60y
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「不。我想找你開個會議。」他帶著抱歉的語氣說。232Please respect copyright.PENANAbsiS11QIMF
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「不開。」我掛掉電話,手機隨手一扔,倒頭大睡。232Please respect copyright.PENANAI91TJmUWJm
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睡了好一段時間,這次換門鈴響起來。「美祈小姐!請你開開門!這是很重要的事!」232Please respect copyright.PENANAr0BiBSMk7g
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「不開!我工作範圍只有打倒外星人,不包括開會!」我躲到被窩裡。232Please respect copyright.PENANAjHPjlQqXVv
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「加班費!給你加班費!」他錘打門,叫:「一萬!」232Please respect copyright.PENANAfaJhu9cklf
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「一萬一小時。」我故意把門只開一條縫。232Please respect copyright.PENANAYXbkyWItPn
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「好……好……」他無奈地掏出錢包,把錢交到我手上,我便打開門。「那麼……你想說什麼?」232Please respect copyright.PENANAZbRsYwMBlQ
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「最近外星人頻繁出現……這樣下去不是辦法!我想要主動出擊,查明他們的目的!所以,我想要一起闖進他們的飛船!」232Please respect copyright.PENANADcjpN1UgdG
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「這算加班吧……」我雙手抱頭,背貼椅背。232Please respect copyright.PENANA5aXKvAc2k0
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「給你。」他遞出鈔票。232Please respect copyright.PENANArF5SbursF9
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我數了數,有七萬。嗯……還不錯。說起來,有個疑問一直在我腦海裡盤旋。232Please respect copyright.PENANAizCZzKvnve
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「你明明只是大學生,到底哪來這麼多錢?而且,你只是大學生,為啥懂得弄那些高科技的東西?」我把錢收入錢包。232Please respect copyright.PENANAyfu59BN40K
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「呃……其實我只是賣了我一點點沒用的東西,然後就不知道為什麼售價很高,然後就有錢了……」他傻笑著搔搔頭。「至於變身器那些的話……我是看動漫、卡通得到靈感的。」232Please respect copyright.PENANAXLpg27Pvur
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「呸……原來是宅男啊……以後乾脆叫你肥宅算了。」232Please respect copyright.PENANAGzkqvontDX
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「啊哈哈哈……」他尷尬地笑並轉移話題。「那麼,先說說入侵方法吧。」他拿出一張A3大小的紙,上面有個橄欖型的圓。232Please respect copyright.PENANAkZwaUHb13Y
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「外星人的飛船暫時在北太平洋上空。然後這個是他們飛船的結構圖,這邊有門口,我們可以從這邊闖進去……」他在圖上指手劃腳,其實我看不明白。232Please respect copyright.PENANAoRzQYd3obB
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「所以什麼時候去?」我打斷他的話。232Please respect copyright.PENANA70u5LUB4iV
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「現在。」232Please respect copyright.PENANAVMy2udaTSo
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「蛤?」他這個人每次都讓我大吃一驚。232Please respect copyright.PENANAExWhCQr4LI
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「飛船都帶來了,所以現在去吧。」他說得很理所當然。「我還做了翻譯糕,可以……」232Please respect copyright.PENANA2bp1ySmtXv
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「飛船在哪?」我不得不再次打斷他的話。232Please respect copyright.PENANA5rBg6jtMms
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「放在走廊了。你家門口太小,搬不進來。」232Please respect copyright.PENANAFA1U6h4mZM
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「你智障吧!」我衝出家,還好無人經過。「走吧!別被人發現。」232Please respect copyright.PENANAYip05Pn2b7
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「等等!先穿個布偶服以免被他們發現。」他慌亂的跟在我身後。232Please respect copyright.PENANAqlJGQFsTbQ
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「拜託!外星人不像你智障好不好!」232Please respect copyright.PENANALdfhmNmcBc
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然後我就發現……是我太高估外星人的智力了……232Please respect copyright.PENANAKF72Rig8ID
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我們剛下飛船,便被守門的觸手星人帶領去找船長。他們完全沒絲毫懷疑……232Please respect copyright.PENANAvg1o5tJais
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「找到王子了嗎?」船長問。232Please respect copyright.PENANAGenvz0gr0s
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我正愁著要怎麼回答,身旁的肥宅便出聲回答:「報告船長!暫未發現!」232Please respect copyright.PENANAd8QfHAT3hC
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「真奇怪……明明儀器感應到王子在附近了……」船長喃喃自語。「算了,你們先休息。」232Please respect copyright.PENANAghITD0Zxs9
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「是的船長!」發現肥宅做了敬禮的動作,我也立即跟隨。船長點了點頭,我們便轉身離開。232Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7qMCTJpb4
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「呃……我們知道他們目的了誒,現在要走嗎?」說實話,這趟旅程出乎意料之外的快。232Please respect copyright.PENANAldol0otLMQ
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「他們剛說用儀器感應王子……也就是說,是因為這儀器,他們才會來。那麼,令測出來的結果不是出現在地球不就行了嗎?」有時候,肥宅的智力不容忽視。ns 172.70.127.116da2