阿湳穿著長衫馬褂,小茹穿著鳳冠霞帔,等在宴會廳的彩繪鑲嵌玻璃大門前,聽著裡頭的主持人介紹兩人的童年、學歷、工作、戀愛過程……就快輪到他們進場了。47Please respect copyright.PENANADb7uDwKcKm
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小茹說:「你真的願意娶我嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAvHYwTZtTZt
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「當然,」阿湳猛點頭,「只要妳願意嫁給我。」47Please respect copyright.PENANApOmsoKiSv9
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「就算兩個星期只能做一次?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA9QqEmNIeYf
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「呃嗯……如果用『敏諾康軟膏』呢?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAp7WkrzTNJF
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「喔,那可以縮短恢復期,一個星期一次也行……不過,你需求量有這麼大嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA41y4iTqXTF
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「也、也沒有啦……醫生有給我們開連續處方箋嘛,不用有點可惜。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAS1G8vEtOWw
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「唉……健保就是這樣才會垮的。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAwJyGs1GNX5
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「抱歉……」47Please respect copyright.PENANA94QXM1CHSm
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「嗯?怎麼今天那麼快就認輸了?不來辯論一下?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAhgnidMVIIX
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「我不是說那個啦……我是感覺很對不起,沒能讓妳穿上婚紗。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAwzmGdTXin0
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「沒關係,」小茹搖了搖兩人牽在手中的綢帶綵球,「還是你聰明,這樣子我們就不會接觸到對方,還可以保持距離,以免站得太近,會全身潮紅,還可能會起雞皮疙瘩,拍照就難看了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANA92RvJnbalu
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「妳這麼美,怎麼拍都超好看的……嗯?妳不舒服嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANALsKeYDLrLi
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「不會啊,感覺挺好的啊。」47Please respect copyright.PENANALcgH360L3Y
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「可是妳的嘴唇怎麼有點發白?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAZh7WXgWCbC
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小茹趕忙摸嘴唇,「唉呀,這套衣服太難穿,我搞太久,不夠時間化妝,忘記搽口紅了啦!怎麼辦?這樣看起來會很怪吔──」47Please respect copyright.PENANAoV1ShZQDD5
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「沒關係,我來!」阿湳果斷抬起手,用小指輕輕撫摸過小茹的兩片嘴唇。不過五秒鐘,阿湳的小指指尖長滿水泡、發腫發紅,活像被剛燙傷,小茹的嘴唇則變得飽滿豔紅,腫腫翹翹的,十分誘人。「搞定!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAc0db0LrSXJ
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「你的手指還好嗎?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAqpMQHoaNP5
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「沒事,」把手縮到身後,「為了妳,我什麼都不怕。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAs0hf1hkYZo
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「……有你在,我也什麼都不怕……所以,我昨天已經買了『完敏強效軟膏』與『萬敏休膜衣錠』,這樣一個星期就可以兩次了。」47Please respect copyright.PENANANE5lgEtdcs
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「老婆,我愛妳!」阿湳深情看著小茹,不禁往前一步。47Please respect copyright.PENANATOOegFblG5
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「退後啦!渾蛋!我身上沒藥!快點給我忍住!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAKKr81PdAIE
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「是。」阿湳趕忙後退。47Please respect copyright.PENANAZwYRY7oNdL
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「老公……」小茹瞬間收斂一身殺氣,深情回望,立時四目交纏,「……我也愛你。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAwATEv5QgeV
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(阿湳和小茹對世界上所有身體過敏,包括彼此。)47Please respect copyright.PENANAWkKgWtv4nD