第二回 我很好騙84Please respect copyright.PENANAtVWVcZzUv7
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成日睇討論區都有D月經題就係問點樣係app溝女。84Please respect copyright.PENANAQal9ZcpLlB
講真,除非你好靚仔或者好有錢啦,如果唔係咪又係嗰幾道板斧,84Please respect copyright.PENANAvZhzUoEsAd
啫係乜?夠厚顏囉。84Please respect copyright.PENANAWkIpWGXWj0
正所謂水至清則無魚,人至賤則無敵。84Please respect copyright.PENANAodG4pwiy0G
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我同靚女嘅對話都係好例牌嘅開場白。84Please respect copyright.PENANAucnxEcbjxM
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我:【Hi.妳好嗎?】84Please respect copyright.PENANAedMIKbh8B2
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靚女:【你幾多歲?】84Please respect copyright.PENANAVt5L6NWyYh
一開口就問人幾多歲咁得意?84Please respect copyright.PENANAPH4zRhKh7U
作為一個七十後中佬面對一個隨時後生自己超過十年嘅女人,84Please respect copyright.PENANA6p0dlKFtxD
照直講真實年紀真係自殺架乍報細小小好D。84Please respect copyright.PENANAE4PahmouOL
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我:【三十中啦。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAF68LRAjvmZ
你地笑乜野?咁都係報細十…幾年之嗎。84Please respect copyright.PENANA1mp1SE2VDf
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靚女:【我都係呀,咁啱傾D。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAoVyJlu7Oy3
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我:【係呀。。。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAW9bLaDZDgQ
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靚女:【你做邊一行架?】84Please respect copyright.PENANAKL5Vv0Vayq
無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱,都是但廢up就算。84Please respect copyright.PENANAFSNESVe1Qe
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我:【攪自己生意。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAVv9oo30HER
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靚女:【做生意呀,咁咪好有錢囉?】84Please respect copyright.PENANAfWCjsVUTVA
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我:【有錢又唔講得,餓唔死咁啦。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAqm5XPwrckd
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靚女:【咁你有無投資呀?】84Please respect copyright.PENANASWZFBeKXIG
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我:【當然有啦,個個星期都有做工課架。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAbVv0jo78WL
平日都跑下馬仔點可以唔勤力呀,都算係投資丫。84Please respect copyright.PENANAYGo4LBkHWe
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靚女:【咁叻,一定有唔少收穫啦,睇中邊隻?比個號碼嚟丫。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAh1nmktutm7
望望鐘現在尾場嗱喎,即刻攞張馬經睇下先。84Please respect copyright.PENANAoYtZLgt2fP
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我:【8號囉。】84Please respect copyright.PENANA3xIJlNze9G
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靚女:【8號仔咁保守】84Please respect copyright.PENANAPTYFl7ao1o
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我:【唔係呀,咁都叫保守,有成11倍喎。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAuLIR0vqXbI
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靚女:【PE得咁少】84Please respect copyright.PENANAqMnw1d0VWd
PE?講乜呀?84Please respect copyright.PENANAmOvoCV8FLA
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靚女:【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAZeEVFS6Crg
哦,原來講股票,咪玩啦我地呢D乜都唔識嘅小人物分分鐘係大鱷點心,都係跑馬仔安全D。84Please respect copyright.PENANAM9iBCeyY8I
但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺,最好用一招順水推舟。84Please respect copyright.PENANAy5ZcJe7kQ0
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我:【咁妳有乜好介?】84Please respect copyright.PENANAcy2JjCHJmD
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靚女:【介紹又唔講得,大家交流下囉。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAi0qhg3YLmA
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我:【好呀。】84Please respect copyright.PENANALRTvfL59Cb
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靚女:【嗱,我有個FD係投行做,佢早排比咗隻貼士,好準架我呢個月都執咗十幾萬。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAl1usoaA39N
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我:【吓!咁多?】84Please respect copyright.PENANAImbzSn9V0O
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靚女:【係呀,你跟我買一定無錯。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAbfXb7elSuA
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我:【唉…可惜我呢排周轉有問題,D錢係晒馬會到。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAAlaPUnQsMz
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靚女:【馬會?】84Please respect copyright.PENANAK3F41CWuig
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我:【哦,我意思係馬會未找數,我同佢地有生意來往。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAHFvX87oQz9
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靚女:【哦,咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你,係我另一個熟朋友做架,佢好幫得手架,息口又低喎。】84Please respect copyright.PENANAYFQdmz0ObD
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。84Please respect copyright.PENANAY9zu36Afuf
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候,有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。84Please respect copyright.PENANADxfd9wqH6j
老婆:[老公!]84Please respect copyright.PENANApgfLxheHq4
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親?即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。84Please respect copyright.PENANAV6eh4Y6SRk
我:[做乜事呀?]84Please respect copyright.PENANAMguSxof8NW
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話:[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]84Please respect copyright.PENANAhzTDWLQM1x
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講完行過晾袗架又話:[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架,重有呀…]84Please respect copyright.PENANAXFBcJWqaVO
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停,應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能,就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。84Please respect copyright.PENANArSvgClPfed
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我:[係啦,現在即刻做啦。]84Please respect copyright.PENANAqv192Wgt8X
嗱,呢D唔係叫怕老婆,而係叫識時務。84Please respect copyright.PENANAji76hAEQCw
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對住佢有時真係好攞命,大家千萬唔好誤會呀,無話佢差呀,起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我,只不過呢,硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。84Please respect copyright.PENANAtFM66xjK5N
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無法啦,我係屋企嘅時間比佢多,所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。84Please respect copyright.PENANAsPEnwj9eMU
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做,佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂,不過算啦,鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。84Please respect copyright.PENANA8OcPMbK9nw
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當我係到清埋D手尾時,忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫:[老公!]84Please respect copyright.PENANApCDTs9PAAt
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唉,又唔知做漏邊樣野。84Please respect copyright.PENANAVsPxkKQKdV
我:[乜事呀?]84Please respect copyright.PENANAh8rt8CbCr9
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老婆:[借你部手機比我用。]84Please respect copyright.PENANAMRctg8alfc
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我:[哦,放係房入面呀,妳自己去攞啦。]84Please respect copyright.PENANAUDgTIVP92g
過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機,面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講:[老公!]84Please respect copyright.PENANAfB9ZJ6Vr1J
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仆街啦,我好似未閂交友app!!
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