A short one-shot, told from the perspective of an intergalactic probe set to be launched into space.

"Go on that Bermuda Triangle tour, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

Funisn't the word Penelope Orson would use to describe her predicament. Shipwrecked alone on a tiny island with nothing but her wit, her only hope is that someone will come along and save her. However, when her rescue comes in the form of a very strange young man, she questions if she'd rather take her chances.