OKAY so yesterday my dad cooked crab legs and my mind started having crazy thoughts. What if crabs and humans switched roles? Like, giant human-sized crabs having normal lives. Jobs. Love lives. Sex lives!
And then, my thoughts started drifting to 'that darkness' (I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about).
What if the human-like crabs ate human legs? And they would use those crab-cracking things to break our bones! And to trap us, they would put burgers, starbucks, and fried chicken in traps as bait! We would do that crab thing where we're piled in a tank and we're just walking all over each other with our arms tied.
I don't even know. I just had to share that.