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MissFransisco
6Mins Each
7
ISSUES
The Boy/Girl Switch
Updated Sep 18, 2017
PG-13
2
197
0
Sarcasm
School

"We've swapped bodies and there's no way we can get out of it now."

Vel ordered her favourite book online from her regular bookstore.

Though not once did she think that they'd mix up her order. At least, that's what it seemed like, since she definitely didn't purchase a book the age of her great grandmother.

Yet she read it. And was interested. Very interested. Especially when it was about magic. But that didn't mean she believed the spells worked.

Which put her in a very complicated situation. Not that she realized. At least, not until she woke up one morning in a very unfamiliar room.

With a very unfamiliar feeling.

And when she looked in the mirror, she saw a very familiar face.

But it wasn't hers.

It was Hugo Axel's.

The bad boy of Roset High.

Comedy
Sarcasm
School
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The Boy/Girl Switch

"We've swapped bodies and there's no way we can get out of it now."

Vel ordered her favourite book online from her regular bookstore.

Though not once did she think that they'd mix up her order. At least, that's what it seemed like, since she definitely didn't purchase a book the age of her great grandmother.

Yet she read it. And was interested. Very interested. Especially when it was about magic. But that didn't mean she believed the spells worked.

Which put her in a very complicated situation. Not that she realized. At least, not until she woke up one morning in a very unfamiliar room.

With a very unfamiliar feeling.

And when she looked in the mirror, she saw a very familiar face.

But it wasn't hers.

It was Hugo Axel's.

The bad boy of Roset High.

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DOUN_TO_FUQ_YOU
4Mins Each
1
ISSUE
The Blood Hunter
Updated May 31, 2017
PG-13
3
110
16
Action
Sarcasm

Write a Brief Intro Here...

Suggestions:Tell us how this story idea come about (a great way to attract readers!)A brief Intro of your storyThings you would like to let your readers know
Supernatural
Action
Sarcasm
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The Blood Hunter

Write a Brief Intro Here...

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Saphyxx
3Mins Each
1
ISSUE
Where are we?
Updated Aug 1, 2017
PG-13
0
88
1
Dark
Sarcasm

It was a normal winter day, and I was getting ready to go to school.

I gathered with my friends who were waiting outside and we went together to school.

When we arrived, we saw that nobody arrived and the doors were open.

The teachers who were normally next to the doors to guard them weren't there.

We thought we should leave, thinking something important happened and school was dismissed.

But then came the questions

"What if we had arrived late?"

"Should we investigate?"

"What about the other kids, should we wait for them?"

"Should we call our parents?"

We decided to go in and investigate.

We had our phones, since today was the last day before Christmas Holidays.

However, we couldn't call since we didn't have any minutes left on our phones.

But one question remains....

What had happened in the school?

[Credit to Paxton for giving me this idea from his song Mind Tree]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-s0m1nMALg]

Horror
Dark
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Where are we?

It was a normal winter day, and I was getting ready to go to school.

I gathered with my friends who were waiting outside and we went together to school.

When we arrived, we saw that nobody arrived and the doors were open.

The teachers who were normally next to the doors to guard them weren't there.

We thought we should leave, thinking something important happened and school was dismissed.

But then came the questions

"What if we had arrived late?"

"Should we investigate?"

"What about the other kids, should we wait for them?"

"Should we call our parents?"

We decided to go in and investigate.

We had our phones, since today was the last day before Christmas Holidays.

However, we couldn't call since we didn't have any minutes left on our phones.

But one question remains....

What had happened in the school?

[Credit to Paxton for giving me this idea from his song Mind Tree]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-s0m1nMALg]

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Kokiri-Hylian-Hero
2Mins Each
1
ISSUE
A Pseudo-Scientific Note on Why Bumblebees Shouldn't Fly
Updated Mar 6, 2017
G
5
182
49
Parody
Sarcasm

First I want to start off by saying that the bumblebees in question are the real life bumblebees you see in the field or at home, not the pairing for Yang and Blake from the honorary totally legitimate anime dude, it's seriously a cartoon done up like an anime, but it's certainly not Bugs Bunny or Courage the Cowardly Dog RWBY, which, by all means, should fly, in this humble (but extremely awesome, qualified, certified, professional, and certainly not biased or amateurish) scientist's opinion.

That is all you really need to know to begin, so, without further ado, read on.

Comedy
Parody
Sarcasm
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A Pseudo-Scientific Note on Why Bumblebees Shouldn't Fly

First I want to start off by saying that the bumblebees in question are the real life bumblebees you see in the field or at home, not the pairing for Yang and Blake from the honorary totally legitimate anime dude, it's seriously a cartoon done up like an anime, but it's certainly not Bugs Bunny or Courage the Cowardly Dog RWBY, which, by all means, should fly, in this humble (but extremely awesome, qualified, certified, professional, and certainly not biased or amateurish) scientist's opinion.

That is all you really need to know to begin, so, without further ado, read on.

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DOUN_TO_FUQ_YOU
1Min Each
1
ISSUE
This is a generic story with lots of clichés.
Updated Jan 26, 2017
PG-13
5
195
12
Sarcasm
Dark

A tragic thing happens to a guy, he falls in love, his girl almost dies but he sacrifices himself... blah, blah, blah...

Sci-Fiction
Sarcasm
Dark
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This is a generic story with lots of clichés.

A tragic thing happens to a guy, he falls in love, his girl almost dies but he sacrifices himself... blah, blah, blah...

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Yuu OotaTamaki16
2Mins Each
2
ISSUES
The Aussie Geek
Updated Oct 31, 2016
PG-13 On Break
1
210
0
Humor
Sarcasm

Hey Guys,

Do you like OHSHC because if you do well this could be a story for you. My friend and I started to write this and haven't finished it yet so please stay tuned for more updates.

We hope that you like this story and more will be up sometime in the future (knowing us it could be awhile).

Fanfiction
Humor
Sarcasm
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Full House

The Aussie Geek

Hey Guys,

Do you like OHSHC because if you do well this could be a story for you. My friend and I started to write this and haven't finished it yet so please stay tuned for more updates.

We hope that you like this story and more will be up sometime in the future (knowing us it could be awhile).

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Full House
KittyCat
8Mins Each
4
ISSUES
The Moral of It All
Updated May 21, 2017
PG-13
2
353
2
Mythology
Sarcasm

A boy was at the brink of death, drowning was the most easiest way to kill yourself. Not knowing anything about the sea life in the near by river he was saved by a merman. Without knowing this he woke up in his bedroom, a man was sitting next to his bed. It was obvious he was confused, the other explained it to him. And with that the merman wanted something in return. The boy, other known as Kyle, decided to let the other live with him. That was one of the worst decisions he has ever made.

Drama
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Sarcasm
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The Moral of It All

A boy was at the brink of death, drowning was the most easiest way to kill yourself. Not knowing anything about the sea life in the near by river he was saved by a merman. Without knowing this he woke up in his bedroom, a man was sitting next to his bed. It was obvious he was confused, the other explained it to him. And with that the merman wanted something in return. The boy, other known as Kyle, decided to let the other live with him. That was one of the worst decisions he has ever made.

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ShadowBobcat10
3Mins Each
3
ISSUES
Shadow is Stupid
Updated Aug 9, 2016
PG On Break
14
440
8
Humor
Sarcasm

Basic Premise:First, before you file a harassment report for the title, know that this is a story about the funny-stupid things I've done. They're all written in a sarcastic, humorous manor, so no need to feel sorry for me. I encourage you to laugh.

Inspiration:My entries forWe all have our moments...(http://www.penana.com/story/9003/we-all-have-our-moments/issue/6) was where I got the idea for this story. When I had three stupid stories I wanted to submit, I realized: one, I did really stupid things; and two, this is a good idea for a story! So enjoy Shadow being stupid, because they're kind of funny.

Memoir
Humor
Sarcasm
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Shadow is Stupid

Basic Premise:First, before you file a harassment report for the title, know that this is a story about the funny-stupid things I've done. They're all written in a sarcastic, humorous manor, so no need to feel sorry for me. I encourage you to laugh.

Inspiration:My entries forWe all have our moments...(http://www.penana.com/story/9003/we-all-have-our-moments/issue/6) was where I got the idea for this story. When I had three stupid stories I wanted to submit, I realized: one, I did really stupid things; and two, this is a good idea for a story! So enjoy Shadow being stupid, because they're kind of funny.

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hannahyusuf
8Mins Each
3
ISSUES
In Lies She Trusts
Updated Nov 14, 2016
PG
9
550
9
Sarcasm
School

All her life, Lauren has been just another rich girl, despite her stellar grades and sarcastic attitude that goes against the grain of the typical wealthy young teenager. She has been raised by her father, CEO of Arrow Petroleum, to not only distrust the government but to distrust everyone. When Ryan, another typical dumb rich kid, gives her the opportunity to not only expose the government but to finally show the world that she is not just a rich girl, she sails into it like moths to a light. Does she end up learning her Dad's lesson the hard way? And does she fall in love in the process?

Romance
Sarcasm
School
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In Lies She Trusts

All her life, Lauren has been just another rich girl, despite her stellar grades and sarcastic attitude that goes against the grain of the typical wealthy young teenager. She has been raised by her father, CEO of Arrow Petroleum, to not only distrust the government but to distrust everyone. When Ryan, another typical dumb rich kid, gives her the opportunity to not only expose the government but to finally show the world that she is not just a rich girl, she sails into it like moths to a light. Does she end up learning her Dad's lesson the hard way? And does she fall in love in the process?

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Sparrow Pen
1Min Each
15
ISSUES
You Never Cease To Disappoint Me
Updated Feb 18, 2016
PG Completed
1
1161
0
Sarcasm
Friendship

I LOVE YOU

X: There's a modern way of saying 'I love you' now...

Y: 143?

X: No.

Y: Then what is it?

X: Do you believe in procreation?

Y: Yes?...

X: Bruh, I don't feel the same.

Comedy
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Friendship
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You Never Cease To Disappoint Me

I LOVE YOU

X: There's a modern way of saying 'I love you' now...

Y: 143?

X: No.

Y: Then what is it?

X: Do you believe in procreation?

Y: Yes?...

X: Bruh, I don't feel the same.

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Zhao Zilin
5Mins Each
2
ISSUES
Ah, A labor of novel! (그 놈의 소설이 뭐길래)
Updated Jan 22, 2016
PG-13
4
287
6
Sarcasm
Humor

:Note:

- Included: Quite frequent profanity, a bit of Korean modern culture, 'adult' behavior such as smoking and drinking alcohol

- IT WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING IF YOU KNOW KOREAN INTERNET MEMES AND SLANGS.

-Some Korean sentences might be inserted in this story. I will translate these in English in the bottom of the chapter which the Korean phrase had been used so don't panic:)

- The new chapter will be updated in random dates because I'm a busy person.

- - -

A popular online novel writer, who was recently getting comments that his stories were too clichéd, considers about this seriously and decides to write up a new story that he thinks that 'no author ever dared to publish online before'. The story goes like this;

Hyun-Seop, a senior student in high school spends most of his time trolling online instead of studying, and smuggles his cell phone down in every ya-ja(*Evening Prep session[Korean: 야간자율학습(야자)(Ya-Gan-Ja-Yool-Hak-Seup, Ya-Ja is for short); Korean high school students are required to stay in school on evenings every day in order to study, and comes home during the night. Some top-class students stay in a small dorm that schools built, and that means that they are staying in school 24/7!). One day, Hyun-Seop get busted using his phone by Mr. Jeon, his form teacher, and he reports this to Hyun-Seop's mother, Mrs. Lee, when he met her in a supermarket next morning. Mrs. Lee, who knew her son to well that he won't be able to make up his mind to study from simply telling him off, decides to give him a taste of his own medicine. She makes a deal with her internet-geek junior employee, Miss Hwang, to teach her how to 'communicate' online, which she refers as 'the art of commenting', while Miss Hwang will be protected from trouble even when she will be surfing the Internet. After receiving series of  'tutorials' from Miss Hwang, Mrs. Lee goes for her very first actual 'flaming' when she finds out mean comments over an article about a member of a Korean girl band....and let the Battle begin!

Comedy
Sarcasm
Humor
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Ah, A labor of novel! (그 놈의 소설이 뭐길래)

:Note:

- Included: Quite frequent profanity, a bit of Korean modern culture, 'adult' behavior such as smoking and drinking alcohol

- IT WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING IF YOU KNOW KOREAN INTERNET MEMES AND SLANGS.

-Some Korean sentences might be inserted in this story. I will translate these in English in the bottom of the chapter which the Korean phrase had been used so don't panic:)

- The new chapter will be updated in random dates because I'm a busy person.

- - -

A popular online novel writer, who was recently getting comments that his stories were too clichéd, considers about this seriously and decides to write up a new story that he thinks that 'no author ever dared to publish online before'. The story goes like this;

Hyun-Seop, a senior student in high school spends most of his time trolling online instead of studying, and smuggles his cell phone down in every ya-ja(*Evening Prep session[Korean: 야간자율학습(야자)(Ya-Gan-Ja-Yool-Hak-Seup, Ya-Ja is for short); Korean high school students are required to stay in school on evenings every day in order to study, and comes home during the night. Some top-class students stay in a small dorm that schools built, and that means that they are staying in school 24/7!). One day, Hyun-Seop get busted using his phone by Mr. Jeon, his form teacher, and he reports this to Hyun-Seop's mother, Mrs. Lee, when he met her in a supermarket next morning. Mrs. Lee, who knew her son to well that he won't be able to make up his mind to study from simply telling him off, decides to give him a taste of his own medicine. She makes a deal with her internet-geek junior employee, Miss Hwang, to teach her how to 'communicate' online, which she refers as 'the art of commenting', while Miss Hwang will be protected from trouble even when she will be surfing the Internet. After receiving series of  'tutorials' from Miss Hwang, Mrs. Lee goes for her very first actual 'flaming' when she finds out mean comments over an article about a member of a Korean girl band....and let the Battle begin!

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Artyhippo17
1Min Each
1
ISSUE
"Wall of Noise"
Updated Sep 4, 2015
G
2
526
2
Sarcasm

Alas, a cornucopia of incompetence.

With apologies.

Poetry
Sarcasm
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"Wall of Noise"

Alas, a cornucopia of incompetence.

With apologies.

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