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iEatWaffles
7Mins Each
3
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They Said What
Updated Jan 15, 2018
PG
0
33
0
Sarcasm
Humor

If everybody just stayed to themselves nobody would get hurt. I learned that the hard way. Don't ask questions unless you're prepared for the answer. People tell me all the time just open up you'll feel better. I'm living just fine without anybody. I only need me, myself and I and that's all I'll ever need.

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They Said What

If everybody just stayed to themselves nobody would get hurt. I learned that the hard way. Don't ask questions unless you're prepared for the answer. People tell me all the time just open up you'll feel better. I'm living just fine without anybody. I only need me, myself and I and that's all I'll ever need.

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crazy normal 1864 GfoxtrotFrankie LeeLozy
1Min Each
3
ISSUES
THE APOCALYPSE : A short story
Updated Dec 24, 2017
PG-13
1
112
0
Fantasy
Sarcasm

this is the story of what I would do and what any co-writers would do if they were in a Zombie Apocalypse

WARNING: this is created to be humorous we don't want any offence given to the writing of this story

Comedy
Fantasy
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THE APOCALYPSE : A short story

this is the story of what I would do and what any co-writers would do if they were in a Zombie Apocalypse

WARNING: this is created to be humorous we don't want any offence given to the writing of this story

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LeilaSurrealfall
3Mins Each
2
ISSUES
Never, In A MIllion Years
Updated Dec 31, 2017
PG-13
3
130
6
Sarcasm
Tragedy

Jessica Parks isn't a typical nerd, she's sassy and smart using her quick wit and sharp tongue to her advantage. Daniel Evans is a bad boy, intimidating, player. When Jessica gets mixed up with Daniel at a party things get #akward. Since you know her best friend liking him and all. As Jessica and Daniel keep 'bumping into each other', Jessica gets these feelings she can't describe. Is it love?

The idea for this story, just I guess came to me. I feel like this story can go somewhere and succeed. So, here it is xD.

Romance
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Never, In A MIllion Years

Jessica Parks isn't a typical nerd, she's sassy and smart using her quick wit and sharp tongue to her advantage. Daniel Evans is a bad boy, intimidating, player. When Jessica gets mixed up with Daniel at a party things get #akward. Since you know her best friend liking him and all. As Jessica and Daniel keep 'bumping into each other', Jessica gets these feelings she can't describe. Is it love?

The idea for this story, just I guess came to me. I feel like this story can go somewhere and succeed. So, here it is xD.

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Clora
1Min Each
3
ISSUES
The Diary of Penelope Harding
Updated Dec 3, 2017
PG
0
120
0
Humor
Sarcasm

Author's Note:

Penelope Harding, came to mind once when I was on a run.Her name just seemed to click in my head and while I was running I made her appearance up in my head.Penelope Harding is very similar to me since most of the things in her diary have to do with my experiences.

She has browny golden hair and is quite short for her age. She loves writing and taking pictures and her favourite show of all time is Pretty Little Liars.

Penelope goes to a nice school although her math grades seem to be her mortal enemy...She has 6 friends (namely all the girls in her class) and a cute boyfriend.Her six friends are, Her best friend, Lydia, Nora, Harper, Anna, Leya, Izzy and her boyfriend, Josh.They have all worked up this rule that whenever Penelope comments on herself negatively they all have to slap her and say, "idiot".

Yep. That's Penelope's life and I think you guys are gonna have a lot of laughs....

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The Diary of Penelope Harding

Author's Note:

Penelope Harding, came to mind once when I was on a run.Her name just seemed to click in my head and while I was running I made her appearance up in my head.Penelope Harding is very similar to me since most of the things in her diary have to do with my experiences.

She has browny golden hair and is quite short for her age. She loves writing and taking pictures and her favourite show of all time is Pretty Little Liars.

Penelope goes to a nice school although her math grades seem to be her mortal enemy...She has 6 friends (namely all the girls in her class) and a cute boyfriend.Her six friends are, Her best friend, Lydia, Nora, Harper, Anna, Leya, Izzy and her boyfriend, Josh.They have all worked up this rule that whenever Penelope comments on herself negatively they all have to slap her and say, "idiot".

Yep. That's Penelope's life and I think you guys are gonna have a lot of laughs....

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MissFransisco
6Mins Each
7
ISSUES
The Boy/Girl Switch
Updated Sep 18, 2017
PG-13
2
420
0
Sarcasm
School

To fool a bookworm, one needs a good book. Seventeen-year-old Vellary Carr, unknowingly seals her fate with the devil when she purchases a book online.

Prior to its arrival, Vellary first handedly experiences what it's like to face mass humiliation, and so, upon discovering a spell book lying inside the package instead of her purchased good, Vallery seizes the opportunity to seek revenge.

Hugo Axel, the "bad boy" of Roset High, has fancied Vellary since middle school. So when his best friend brutally abases her, conflict arises within him. To do what's right or to stick with his brother?

However, before Hugo can truly decide, a slight shift in the air unlocks a door to another. He doesn't realise the abnormality of it all until the very next morning, when he wakes up in a very unfamiliar room.

With a very unfamiliar feeling.

And when he looks in the mirror, he sees a very familiar face.

But it's not his.

It's Vellary Carr's.

His one and only crush.

Comedy
Sarcasm
School
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The Boy/Girl Switch

To fool a bookworm, one needs a good book. Seventeen-year-old Vellary Carr, unknowingly seals her fate with the devil when she purchases a book online.

Prior to its arrival, Vellary first handedly experiences what it's like to face mass humiliation, and so, upon discovering a spell book lying inside the package instead of her purchased good, Vallery seizes the opportunity to seek revenge.

Hugo Axel, the "bad boy" of Roset High, has fancied Vellary since middle school. So when his best friend brutally abases her, conflict arises within him. To do what's right or to stick with his brother?

However, before Hugo can truly decide, a slight shift in the air unlocks a door to another. He doesn't realise the abnormality of it all until the very next morning, when he wakes up in a very unfamiliar room.

With a very unfamiliar feeling.

And when he looks in the mirror, he sees a very familiar face.

But it's not his.

It's Vellary Carr's.

His one and only crush.

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DOUN_TO_FUQ_YOU
4Mins Each
1
ISSUE
The Blood Hunter
Updated May 31, 2017
PG-13
3
175
16
Action
Sarcasm

Write a Brief Intro Here...

Suggestions:Tell us how this story idea come about (a great way to attract readers!)A brief Intro of your storyThings you would like to let your readers know
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The Blood Hunter

Write a Brief Intro Here...

Suggestions:Tell us how this story idea come about (a great way to attract readers!)A brief Intro of your storyThings you would like to let your readers know
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Saphyxx
3Mins Each
1
ISSUE
Where are we?
Updated Aug 1, 2017
PG-13
0
180
3
Dark
Sarcasm

It was a normal winter day, and I was getting ready to go to school.

I gathered with my friends who were waiting outside and we went together to school.

When we arrived, we saw that nobody arrived and the doors were open.

The teachers who were normally next to the doors to guard them weren't there.

We thought we should leave, thinking something important happened and school was dismissed.

But then came the questions

"What if we had arrived late?"

"Should we investigate?"

"What about the other kids, should we wait for them?"

"Should we call our parents?"

We decided to go in and investigate.

We had our phones, since today was the last day before Christmas Holidays.

However, we couldn't call since we didn't have any minutes left on our phones.

But one question remains....

What had happened in the school?

[Credit to Paxton for giving me this idea from his song Mind Tree]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-s0m1nMALg]

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Where are we?

It was a normal winter day, and I was getting ready to go to school.

I gathered with my friends who were waiting outside and we went together to school.

When we arrived, we saw that nobody arrived and the doors were open.

The teachers who were normally next to the doors to guard them weren't there.

We thought we should leave, thinking something important happened and school was dismissed.

But then came the questions

"What if we had arrived late?"

"Should we investigate?"

"What about the other kids, should we wait for them?"

"Should we call our parents?"

We decided to go in and investigate.

We had our phones, since today was the last day before Christmas Holidays.

However, we couldn't call since we didn't have any minutes left on our phones.

But one question remains....

What had happened in the school?

[Credit to Paxton for giving me this idea from his song Mind Tree]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-s0m1nMALg]

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Kokiri-Hylian-Hero
2Mins Each
1
ISSUE
A Pseudo-Scientific Note on Why Bumblebees Shouldn't Fly
Updated Mar 6, 2017
G
5
239
49
Parody
Sarcasm

First I want to start off by saying that the bumblebees in question are the real life bumblebees you see in the field or at home, not the pairing for Yang and Blake from the honorary totally legitimate anime dude, it's seriously a cartoon done up like an anime, but it's certainly not Bugs Bunny or Courage the Cowardly Dog RWBY, which, by all means, should fly, in this humble (but extremely awesome, qualified, certified, professional, and certainly not biased or amateurish) scientist's opinion.

That is all you really need to know to begin, so, without further ado, read on.

Comedy
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A Pseudo-Scientific Note on Why Bumblebees Shouldn't Fly

First I want to start off by saying that the bumblebees in question are the real life bumblebees you see in the field or at home, not the pairing for Yang and Blake from the honorary totally legitimate anime dude, it's seriously a cartoon done up like an anime, but it's certainly not Bugs Bunny or Courage the Cowardly Dog RWBY, which, by all means, should fly, in this humble (but extremely awesome, qualified, certified, professional, and certainly not biased or amateurish) scientist's opinion.

That is all you really need to know to begin, so, without further ado, read on.

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DOUN_TO_FUQ_YOU
1Min Each
1
ISSUE
This is a generic story with lots of clichés.
Updated Jan 26, 2017
PG-13
5
250
12
Sarcasm
Dark

A tragic thing happens to a guy, he falls in love, his girl almost dies but he sacrifices himself... blah, blah, blah...

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This is a generic story with lots of clichés.

A tragic thing happens to a guy, he falls in love, his girl almost dies but he sacrifices himself... blah, blah, blah...

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Yuu OotaTamaki16
2Mins Each
2
ISSUES
The Aussie Geek
Updated Oct 31, 2016
PG-13 On Break
1
275
0
Humor
Sarcasm

Hey Guys,

Do you like OHSHC because if you do well this could be a story for you. My friend and I started to write this and haven't finished it yet so please stay tuned for more updates.

We hope that you like this story and more will be up sometime in the future (knowing us it could be awhile).

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The Aussie Geek

Hey Guys,

Do you like OHSHC because if you do well this could be a story for you. My friend and I started to write this and haven't finished it yet so please stay tuned for more updates.

We hope that you like this story and more will be up sometime in the future (knowing us it could be awhile).

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KittyCat
8Mins Each
4
ISSUES
The Moral of It All
Updated May 21, 2017
PG-13
2
495
2
Mythology
Sarcasm

A boy was at the brink of death, drowning was the most easiest way to kill yourself. Not knowing anything about the sea life in the near by river he was saved by a merman. Without knowing this he woke up in his bedroom, a man was sitting next to his bed. It was obvious he was confused, the other explained it to him. And with that the merman wanted something in return. The boy, other known as Kyle, decided to let the other live with him. That was one of the worst decisions he has ever made.

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The Moral of It All

A boy was at the brink of death, drowning was the most easiest way to kill yourself. Not knowing anything about the sea life in the near by river he was saved by a merman. Without knowing this he woke up in his bedroom, a man was sitting next to his bed. It was obvious he was confused, the other explained it to him. And with that the merman wanted something in return. The boy, other known as Kyle, decided to let the other live with him. That was one of the worst decisions he has ever made.

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ShadowBobcat10
3Mins Each
3
ISSUES
Shadow is Stupid
Updated Aug 9, 2016
PG On Break
14
584
8
Humor
Sarcasm

Basic Premise:First, before you file a harassment report for the title, know that this is a story about the funny-stupid things I've done. They're all written in a sarcastic, humorous manor, so no need to feel sorry for me. I encourage you to laugh.

Inspiration:My entries forWe all have our moments...(http://www.penana.com/story/9003/we-all-have-our-moments/issue/6) was where I got the idea for this story. When I had three stupid stories I wanted to submit, I realized: one, I did really stupid things; and two, this is a good idea for a story! So enjoy Shadow being stupid, because they're kind of funny.

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Shadow is Stupid

Basic Premise:First, before you file a harassment report for the title, know that this is a story about the funny-stupid things I've done. They're all written in a sarcastic, humorous manor, so no need to feel sorry for me. I encourage you to laugh.

Inspiration:My entries forWe all have our moments...(http://www.penana.com/story/9003/we-all-have-our-moments/issue/6) was where I got the idea for this story. When I had three stupid stories I wanted to submit, I realized: one, I did really stupid things; and two, this is a good idea for a story! So enjoy Shadow being stupid, because they're kind of funny.

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