先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,745Please respect copyright.PENANAboZWWmflCj
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,745Please respect copyright.PENANALJwjmSeTLL
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。745Please respect copyright.PENANAz4Pe63pV5d
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。745Please respect copyright.PENANAs4mSBNEk66
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。745Please respect copyright.PENANA9MBx33K4cH
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,745Please respect copyright.PENANAB5QUbn6wGm
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好讀書,不求甚解;745Please respect copyright.PENANAj5gudMjc99
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,745Please respect copyright.PENANA7yjpTcFc7y
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。745Please respect copyright.PENANA0cjwYFsTiH
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。745Please respect copyright.PENANAv3UJwxLgdj
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。745Please respect copyright.PENANATFbHCsY4F1
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。745Please respect copyright.PENANAwjlWuktndv
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,745Please respect copyright.PENANAm0SVeLarC3
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,745Please respect copyright.PENANAXzXtBZPw1W
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;745Please respect copyright.PENANAsBktnSo8y7
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;745Please respect copyright.PENANAYZuvaZgfWm
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。745Please respect copyright.PENANAUJ0BdjT4Im
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。745Please respect copyright.PENANAukiKO5xYBB
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;745Please respect copyright.PENANAqPVys4iQbf
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,745Please respect copyright.PENANA1gLz9YYgJH
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。745Please respect copyright.PENANA9yWhoC5vpS
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。745Please respect copyright.PENANAsrZUMbOEuh
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。745Please respect copyright.PENANA7KCppLn7ME
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。745Please respect copyright.PENANA4Zzmn9wc8w
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 745Please respect copyright.PENANApawmsBPs40
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。745Please respect copyright.PENANA2aTH1kkDJx
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」745Please respect copyright.PENANAfzNXuJ0QMP
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」745Please respect copyright.PENANAl3FqOy5iSe
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,745Please respect copyright.PENANAglSuOkndgB
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,745Please respect copyright.PENANA8ocf0t99Ie
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!745Please respect copyright.PENANAleSXaI9dfD
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?745Please respect copyright.PENANA0so0TWKaGt
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!745Please respect copyright.PENANAnUUGK3puPA
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!