->>>他與他從小相依為命如膠似漆,看得他各種羨慕嚮往,只嘆天涯孤影一隻兔;他與他親密無間談笑風生,看得他各種羨慕嫉妒恨,只好暗潮洶湧笑裏藏刀;他與他……呃,休嘟欸丟啦!(作者表示:你看得懂這文案,窩佩服你~XD(被毆###
【凌家動物園 I 花心豹吃兔計畫】小兔不吃回頭草
By 喵芭渴死姬
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5. 他與他與他與他?
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自那尷尬的一晚後,公司又開始忙碌了起來,讓付墨暫時無暇顧及感情大業,凌小兔也終於重回風平浪靜的日子。766Please respect copyright.PENANAWB4GLUfUJs
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也許學長只是一時興起,把我當成誰了吧?766Please respect copyright.PENANANBWuwKGUBT
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鬆了口氣的同時,小兔又隱隱難過了起來,原來自己一直都是誰的替代品嗎?難怪那麼容易就被遺忘了。766Please respect copyright.PENANASnBhvaaGuS
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拍了拍臉頰,讓自己恢復精神,將注意力放在工作會議上,這次公司新接的廣告案是家名牌包公司—香朵菈,強調潮流又富有設計感,不論男女,皆適合攜帶。負責提案構思的人,自然是經驗豐富的前輩們,身為新人的小兔,依舊默默地做隻小透明,不僅負擔的責任小,分配到的工作更是少得不尋常,但初入社會的他,還沒意識到自己在辦公室的地位已不知不覺地改變了。766Please respect copyright.PENANAxQNby93Th7
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經過幾天的討論後,香朵菈的企劃案終於定了下來,他們決定與Silver Carnival經紀公司合作,挑選幾位藝人作為代言模特兒,甄選試鏡也跟著如火如荼地展開了。766Please respect copyright.PENANAs6JLCidHAX
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Silver Carnival,不就是全哥擔任經紀人的公司嗎?最近才帶貝兒去簽約呢!766Please respect copyright.PENANADgwaiAqjk2
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由於汪一全原先在帶的藝人,於上個月為愛退出演藝圈,和戀人搬去國外註冊結婚,於是,他為了不成為失業人士,便不斷苦尋合心意的新人選,卻遍尋不著,直到前幾天,他實在忍不住心中的焦慮,就跑來找凌小琥吐了下苦水……766Please respect copyright.PENANAtLNZK29Uz6
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「有才藝、愛表演、外型出色的年輕人?」小琥大口大口地吃著洋芋片,一邊漫不經心地回覆讀者留言,「我們家不就剛來了一隻?」766Please respect copyright.PENANAqhLUn9UQz7
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「剛來?」汪一全楞了下,想起剛被丟去美國學校上課的貝兒,便搓著下巴尋思道:「那孩子確實長得很吸引人,個性活潑不怕生,才藝也能再練,他才16歲,是正好培育的年紀,不過你表哥會答應嗎?」766Please respect copyright.PENANAvG7lf2Jxke
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「放心,只要貝兒願意,表哥那邊肯定沒問題啦!」小琥擺擺手,完全沒在擔心,「那小子表演欲超旺盛,什麼鬼點子都有,好奇心又重,你把他丟去演藝圈,正好能消耗一下他過剩的精力,而且……」766Please respect copyright.PENANAiQ0QpiMTkP
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她停下忙碌打字的手指,轉身對汪一全甜甜一笑,「交給阿全,我最放心了~」766Please respect copyright.PENANATrQbJnG1PZ
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就這樣,在心上人的認同下,汪一全立刻心花怒放地傻笑點頭,並連帶保證必將貝兒照顧得滴水不漏,從而也開啟了他倒楣悲催經紀人的命運。766Please respect copyright.PENANAyKeScZJke5
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「喔耶~~窩可以到處玩嚕~」766Please respect copyright.PENANAyuH8QrDQkI
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想起貝兒得知消息後的興奮歡呼,小兔不禁噗哧地輕笑心想,全哥現在應該很後悔簽了這隻小魔頭吧?766Please respect copyright.PENANAtCU7yilcfM
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才回想完畢,就見到李組長將貝兒的宣傳照貼在入圍者的版子上,下方還寫著貝兒新取的藝名—拉貝爾。766Please respect copyright.PENANATTOPbBIDFA
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「啊!」不經意的巧合,讓小兔忍不住驚呼一聲,見同事都聞聲看來,才乾笑地道歉:「呃,沒事沒事,抱歉。」766Please respect copyright.PENANA5mCcBo2Kcp
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注意到小兔停留在白板上的視線,付墨一下就發現了拉貝爾的照片。766Please respect copyright.PENANA8Pnj3l5Ako
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咦?這不就是上次打斷他告白的小鬼?766Please respect copyright.PENANAiPsZrbjT7Q
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想起那晚兩人牽著手回小兔家,便不禁對他們的關係感到疑惑,畢竟一個是混血兒,一個是本土台灣人,怎麼看都不像是兄弟,但看起來又像是住在一起,以付墨的角度來說,實在是可疑的很!766Please respect copyright.PENANA8jb7BazD2v
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不過,懷疑歸懷疑,他還算是個公私分明的人,並未因此對選角有任何干涉行為,最後,拉貝爾以青春活力的形象獲得了代言的機會。766Please respect copyright.PENANAXrDrElNWTW
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/(。ω。)\ /(>ω<)\ /(QωQ)\ /(=ω=)\ /(〝ω〞)\ /(。ω。)\ /(>ω<)\
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「小兔哥?你怎麼來了?」766Please respect copyright.PENANASrkHGILb0w
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「來探你的班啊。」凌小兔笑著走進休息室,坐在貝兒身邊,「你忘啦?香朵菈是我們公司負責的廣告項目,所以我就順便來看你啦。」766Please respect copyright.PENANA5GvVPYvoo8
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眼見大家都為廣告案忙得熱火朝天,只有自己一直閒著沒事做,剛巧負責拍攝現場的同事將一個重要道具忘在辦公桌上,他便自告奮勇地幫忙跑腿,順道來探望一下貝兒的工作狀態。766Please respect copyright.PENANAr9Rhcjj36v
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「對了,今天不是全哥帶你嗎?」想起剛一路過來,都沒見到應在場協調的汪一全,卻有一張生面孔自稱是拉貝爾的助理,小兔便疑惑問道。766Please respect copyright.PENANAmBWRjh8Z0B
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「大叔吃到壞東西,上瀉下吐,不能出門。」貝兒揉了揉臉後,低頭隨意玩弄衣角。766Please respect copyright.PENANAivAc1ThqWn
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「呃……是上吐下瀉吧?」小兔遲疑地糾正貝兒的中文,不確定是自己聽錯了,還是對方故意耍寶。766Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0GIVJILIT
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「喔……」一反以往活力充沛的樣子,貝兒有氣無力地回應著。766Please respect copyright.PENANAK1nHvbeERN
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「怎麼了?」見他一臉快哭的樣子,小兔便忍不住擔憂,「等下就要拍照了,這樣沒問題嗎?」766Please respect copyright.PENANAB1dnt10qqb
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「我……」扁著的嘴頓了下,似是想到什麼,貝兒倔強地輕哼一聲,笑著轉移話題,「小兔哥,你談過戀愛嗎?」766Please respect copyright.PENANAQJcDGxFR0D
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「咦欸欸?!怎、怎麼突然這麼問?」沒料到被如此反問,小兔驚慌失措地看向別處,白晰的臉蛋頓時佈滿紅暈。766Please respect copyright.PENANA5sgVoD79sf
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其實,四年前的那段情傷,除了當時年紀還太小的貝兒以外,全家人都知道,包括遠在紐約的表哥,不過突然提及感情話題,仍讓他感到有幾分尷尬。766Please respect copyright.PENANAtSt0ugENBG
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「說嘛說嘛!」766Please respect copyright.PENANAbFqf8PGATq
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「有、有啦……」拗不過對方的堅持,小兔只好結結巴巴地承認了。766Please respect copyright.PENANADSsXcNeOds
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「然後呢?」766Please respect copyright.PENANAKm59RuFgfL
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捱不住那一雙亮晶晶的碧眼注視,小兔糾結了好一會後,才小聲地說:「不怎麼樣,談戀愛一點都不好……」766Please respect copyright.PENANAlVi1j8TJAu
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「啊,不好嗎?」似是被觸到什麼心事,貝兒又沈下了臉,心灰意冷地倒回沙發上嘟起嘴。766Please respect copyright.PENANAnHxY65GTxL
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「也不是啦,是我自己的運氣不好。」見他又垂頭喪氣了起來,小兔便趕緊解釋道。766Please respect copyright.PENANAcU2QNlLY29
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該不是自己失敗的戀情打擊到他了吧?欸?貝兒有喜歡的對象了?766Please respect copyright.PENANAJb22dpw14r
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正疑惑之際,小兔湊過去想安撫對方,左手卻無意間壓到一個東西,他低頭一看,見是貝兒的手機,被觸碰發亮的屏幕上,是貝兒緊抱哥哥燦笑的照片,兩兄弟親密的模樣,彷彿在宣告彼此的專屬權,他頓時就恍然大悟,笑著拿起手機晃了晃,「貝兒在想表哥了啊?」766Please respect copyright.PENANAFv58KaPdQy
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「才、才沒有!」被戳中心事的貝兒,立刻就臉紅脖子粗地大叫:「誰要想那個壞掉的蛋啦?窩、窩、窩才不會想他呢!」766Please respect copyright.PENANAUnrjfUNMNU
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「呵,貝兒每次都說反話。」小兔將手機還給他,「想他就打過去嘛。」766Please respect copyright.PENANAxccLHKjDOL
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「才鼻要!」貝兒搶過手機,依舊不死心地傲嬌道,「反正他也不要我了,打給他幹嘛?哼!」766Please respect copyright.PENANAnd6nZ9GTBn
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看來是表哥擔心貝兒還在生氣而遲遲未主動聯絡,卻反讓貝兒誤會自己被最在乎的哥哥拋棄了。766Please respect copyright.PENANArk8Zri41vH
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「表哥才不可能不要你呢。」弄清貝兒的心結後,小兔失笑地輕拍他的肩膀,「他最疼的人就是你了。」766Please respect copyright.PENANAh0E4cyBvgd
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「才怪!」766Please respect copyright.PENANA19uMNDKuEC
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「噗哧……」766Please respect copyright.PENANAYnBq6q6Qup
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這時,門外的助理敲門提醒要開工了,小兔便為他打氣說:「加油!要打起精神喔!」766Please respect copyright.PENANA2Up3OyqlUV
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「嗯……」766Please respect copyright.PENANAHgsZ8o0PxK
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望著貝兒仍有些憂鬱的背影,小兔想了一會後,就拿起手機撥出去,「表哥,貝兒他……」
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結束通話後,小兔看時間已差不多快下班了,就決定等貝兒收工再一起回家,走到拍攝現場,正好見到貝兒一臉雀躍地將手機關靜音收好,便知道表哥肯定一說完電話,就立刻傳了簡訊哄寶貝弟弟了。766Please respect copyright.PENANAYf9NVrGmGq
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由於本身就有平面模特兒的經驗,加上經紀公司近來的特訓,讓貝兒很快就進入狀況,拍攝十分順利,估計不多時便能收工結束。766Please respect copyright.PENANAPi7sA7ZgKw
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看著貝兒恢復平日的光彩,又想起方才表哥聽似平淡的聲音中隱含的深切疼惜,一股惆悵就隱隱升起,能被如此無微不至地珍愛著,又總能成為大家目光的焦點,貝兒實在是個幸運的天之驕子,而平凡的他一直都羨慕著貝兒,也嚮往他們兄弟倆之間那種純粹的感情。766Please respect copyright.PENANAbXd1ivhdFO
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曾以為只要全心付出,就能得到真摯的感情,就能同他們一樣幸福,哪知竟是癡心妄想……766Please respect copyright.PENANA1UGYb7tiK1
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「大王,您來啦?」766Please respect copyright.PENANAN07ato8cVy
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耳熟能詳的稱呼打斷小兔的思緒,他看向門口,驚見付墨踏入攝影棚,頓時就整個人跳了起來。766Please respect copyright.PENANAfeGyhauyqC
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他、他、他怎麼突然出現啦?不是聽說在忙開會嗎?766Please respect copyright.PENANAUw5Ayg6He1
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才思及上一段情傷,這會就見到始作俑者,嚇得小兔驚慌地欲尋找藏匿處,抬頭發現緊急出口標示,便連忙偷偷地從後門溜走,在附近找了家咖啡店待著後,才傳了封簡訊告知貝兒所在處。766Please respect copyright.PENANAEeWKFT98sU
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『我在附近的的冰菅咖啡館等你,出來後右手邊的巷子裡就是。』766Please respect copyright.PENANATNJBZ5FZRV
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才結束拍攝就收到簡訊,又見上次送小兔哥回家的人出現在攝影棚,似在找人的樣子,貝兒便忍不住心中生疑。766Please respect copyright.PENANAspCwl5tyi7
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「辛苦了,聽攝影師說你表現得很好。」沒找到欲尋之兔,付墨只好先向貝兒寒暄一番。766Please respect copyright.PENANAFoo4KsdOil
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「嘿嘿,拿你拿你~」說著怪口音的同時,貝兒仔細打量眼前的雞泥上司,在心裡逐一審核,嗯,長得還不錯,只是沒有我哥高,也沒有我哥帥,更沒有我哥有氣質,看起來也沒有我哥聰明……766Please respect copyright.PENANA4cdFbpoI0B
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「……」766Please respect copyright.PENANA8wnuabWbiD
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這什麼爛中文啊?766Please respect copyright.PENANAF5KRdtbn0Z
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付墨乾笑了下,又不住用餘光張望心想,奇怪了,明明進來時還有看到,怎麼才一轉眼就不見了?766Please respect copyright.PENANAeEnUi8XrDT
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見他醉翁之意不在酒,便越加肯定心中猜測,貝兒便竊笑說:「尼找小兔哥嗎?他已經回去嚕~」766Please respect copyright.PENANAdBz0TbPSr5
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「是嗎?本來有事要跟他交代,既然這樣,那明天再說好了。」付墨故做鎮定地回道,內心卻不斷碎碎唸,早知道就早點來了,可惡!好想知道他們是什麼關係啊!可是直接問好像顯得太小氣了,但是……766Please respect copyright.PENANAnV8O6KbiEn
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「喔~那雞泥上司沒事的話,窩就先走嚕!小兔哥還在『冰管』等我,掰~」說完,貝兒就立刻抓著背包開溜,臉上揚起燦爛的賊笑心想,嘿嘿!有邊念邊,沒邊念中間,什麼都沒有就念相似字,所以「冰菅」一定就是念「冰管」啦!窩真是太聰明了~766Please respect copyright.PENANASzD1ICejY7
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「嗯,掰。」回神淡定地道別,過了半晌,付墨才反應過來,似乎有什麼不太對勁……766Please respect copyright.PENANAOcxsCqsd3W
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他剛叫我雞什麼?咦?等等!冰、賓館?什麼賓館?!!我操!小兔在賓館等這小子?!!歐買尬!他們到底是什麼關係啊啊啊啊啊?!!!!!766Please respect copyright.PENANAZ50Zwh9dfo
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「大、大、大王他又腫摸惹?」員工小甲黑線小聲問,「怎麼整張臉都抽成那樣?」766Please respect copyright.PENANAylgPtvBaRd
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「不、不知道……」員工阿乙呆楞地歪了頭,「大概是吃芥末嗆到吧?」766Please respect copyright.PENANApcdma2Tjkm
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「噓、噓……」員工老丙急忙叮嚀兩人噤聲。766Please respect copyright.PENANAwxGIaNpFbr
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「大王這是在對我們示範臉部運動,有助提振精神、養顏美容,大王這是用心良苦啊!!!」厲聲糾正員工們的不正思想後,李組長偷偷擦了把冷汗心想,什麼叫伴君如伴虎啊?這揍是!!
於是乎,付墨大王獵兔的一天,又在一片內心哀嚎聲中歡樂結束了。
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後記:
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貝貝的中文解讀法實在害人不淺啊~XDDD766Please respect copyright.PENANAoVveCXTeyf
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這一篇中間部分是修改自SC第二篇工作文,去掉太過超乎現實的超生物,再改以小兔的視角呈現出來,當時就部署好要讓兩邊有交集到,現在終於寫出來了~wwww766Please respect copyright.PENANAAaBAqJZyAn
(不好意思附上連結啦,那時剛加入SC,貝貝的屬性還沒完全發展好,加上當時文筆還有點小渣(艸) 766Please respect copyright.PENANAfHwC2xH5Wj
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然後,恭喜拉貝貝入圍金像獎啦~~~~(灑花766Please respect copyright.PENANA9W9S5XdVQZ
原本報名只是想看看各項工作的成績,沒想到竟然入圍了,真的超感動的>////<766Please respect copyright.PENANAixLezYUbvm
這兩三天會找機會寫篇拉貝貝的感謝文,因為有大家對他的喜愛和互動,才能讓貝貝越來越鮮明地活躍著,活躍到前幾天居然還跑到喵芭的夢裡來戳我肚肚~(噴766Please respect copyright.PENANAf9n4VCJsci
文裡也順便處理一下貝貝最近情緒低落的問題(可愛兒子就要先惹哭然後再抱來秀秀的啦~XDD (被泰哥秒滅##766Please respect copyright.PENANA7K4J0zQ8a6
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最後,回到小兔和付墨的故事,這篇的走向跟一般的純愛情文可能會不太一樣,所以前半部會惡搞好笑,後半部會回歸嚴肅,前半部會教訓渣前任的付墨,小兔也會因為泰貝CP放閃的關係,偶爾忽然透明化,但後半部就會著重在兩人的變化,希望大家會喜歡這樣的故事安排。766Please respect copyright.PENANAAsxKidSTGz
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下一篇,大魔王V.S.小魔頭,正式開打!XDDDD766Please respect copyright.PENANAcA0L3DmHkQ
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By 喵芭渴死姬 / 06.11.2014
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