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【凌家動物園 I 花心豹吃兔計畫】小兔不吃回頭草
By 喵芭渴死姬
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7. 天然呆兔保護計畫
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洗去一天勞動的汗水後,凌小兔一回到房間,就見貝兒坐在床上盯著自己賊笑,看得他一陣毛骨悚然,因為他知道,每次貝兒露出這表情時,都准沒好事。660Please respect copyright.PENANAl6f9F7anSV
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「小兔哥~~~」660Please respect copyright.PENANAhRj6FnTW29
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果不其然,一聲甜甜的呼喚還拉著極長的尾音,讓小兔不禁打了個機伶,「幹、幹嘛?」660Please respect copyright.PENANA3xBqRBzLC7
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調皮地揚起眉毛,貝兒直接開門見山地問:「雞泥在追你對不對?」660Please respect copyright.PENANADaqqz6JGgl
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「欸欸?!!」這問題讓小兔瞬間如被煮熟的兔肉,臉頰熱滾滾地發紅,「沒、沒有的事,別亂說!」660Please respect copyright.PENANAFi8vuOCU3V
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「沒有的話,他幹嘛一直跟著你啊?」660Please respect copyright.PENANAHK7j8fPiQt
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一直跟著我?660Please respect copyright.PENANA0mHBilJS3H
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聞言,小兔楞了一下,疑惑地問:「你怎麼知道他一直跟著我?」660Please respect copyright.PENANAnioYgKH1tY
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於是,貝兒將前幾天拍完香朵菈廣告後發生的事,以及今天早上付墨偷在門口等人的事,全說了出來,小兔聽完後,不禁呆了。660Please respect copyright.PENANANzozL1oeVO
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「嘿嘿~小兔哥開桃花運啦!!」見他那副天然呆樣,貝兒就知道自己挖到大八卦,立刻興奮地在床上滾了起來。660Please respect copyright.PENANAWqFAGkVo1W
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「什麼桃花運?」剛回房拿了東西又要下樓的凌小琥,經過小兔的房門口,就聽到某關鍵字,立刻停步探頭問道,要知道!身為一個言情兼耽美作家,就要對這類的字眼特別敏感、特別有豐富的想像力與創造力,因此她絕不會放過任何打聽靈感來源的機會。660Please respect copyright.PENANAUuBEHWS95l
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一聽到小琥的聲音,小兔頓時大驚失色,正要極力否認時,就聽貝兒三八地賊笑說:「雞泥追小兔哥啊~」660Please respect copyright.PENANAoDMpQZtiii
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「雞泥?」小琥頓了下,啼笑皆非地問:「又是那個倒楣傢伙被你取綽號了?」660Please respect copyright.PENANAzwlUoLwktu
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「貝兒,不要……」著急地拉著貝兒衣角,小兔想要阻止他再說下去,可惜已來不及。660Please respect copyright.PENANAMBSrGcrt9U
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「嘿嘿,小兔哥的Boss啦~」貝兒沒多想地回答後,才發現小兔的表情不像只是害羞,便不禁疑惑了,「者摸惹?不可以說嗎?」660Please respect copyright.PENANAN7aNLJ8A5c
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「嗯?」注意到自家弟弟窘迫的神情,凌小琥也不管還在樓下等的人,立即雙眼一瞪,叉著腰就命令道:「姓名身高體重外表家世,全・部・給・我・招・來!」660Please respect copyright.PENANAVHywHczFiB
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「……」知道自己逃不過審問了,小兔只好低下頭,支支吾吾地說:「就、就是付墨啦……」660Please respect copyright.PENANAzVjfZuZmKM
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「???」見小琥聽到名字後,整張臉瞬間黑了下來,貝兒一頭霧水地在他們之間張望,心底響起一道警鈴,難道這雞泥有什麼黑歷史嗎?!660Please respect copyright.PENANASKzBkKQf1I
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「我操!怎麼又是那個混蛋?!」一招虎掌拍在牆上,發出如雷巨響,小琥怒吼如虎嘯道:「你在他的公司上班?怎麼沒跟我說?!」660Please respect copyright.PENANA2lwWIBC7ps
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「他、他、他好像不記得我了嘛!」面對再次化身母老虎的姊姊,小兔頓時人如其名地抖得如待宰之兔,「所、所、所以……我想、我想應該沒關係吧?誰知道……」660Please respect copyright.PENANACcSRDZm5t1
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「不・記・得・你?!!!」聽到這個答案,小琥的火氣更是直沖天際,什麼粗話都飆了出來,「馬的!他把你害成那樣還不記得你?現在又想吃回頭草?!暗!老娘現在就去宰了那個草枝擺!」660Please respect copyright.PENANABWJCrXJlhE
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熊熊大火燒的凌小琥說完,就要往樓下衝去,那鬼夜叉的神情簡直像是被人殺了全家一樣,讓還沒搞清楚狀況的貝兒徹底呆了,小兔見狀,連忙用盡全身力量拉住小琥,驚慌地大叫:「姊!別衝動啊啊啊!」660Please respect copyright.PENANAapXI9ShBBV
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「什麼事?什麼事?」還在樓下等小琥的汪一全,一聽到二樓的驚天動地,便知心上人肯定又暴走了,立馬就十萬火急地衝了上來,「發生什麼事?」660Please respect copyright.PENANAvYBUqJlwwR
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「小琥姊要殺小兔哥的上司雞泥!」仍在傻眼中的貝兒,本能性舉手回答。660Please respect copyright.PENANAfL3vBycFE2
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「什麼雞泥?是付墨!」小琥怒吼道。660Please respect copyright.PENANA3ldmj4t4Vv
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聽到這名字,汪一全恍然大悟了,他認識凌家姊弟那麼多年,自是了解這段往事,便趕緊幫著勸小琥,「冷靜,冷靜……」660Please respect copyright.PENANAnbOE8sJAZy
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在一番雞飛狗跳的勸架與解釋之後,貝兒才總算從汪一全口中得知真相,也跟著生氣地嘟起嘴,「他果然是個花心大『囉唆』!」660Please respect copyright.PENANAuiboxeoIKk
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「是花心大蘿蔔。」汪一全糾正他的用詞。660Please respect copyright.PENANAbcC1WXNlnI
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「小兔被那混蛋傷害後,厭食了整整一年!差點連書都讀不下去,還是你哥幫忙請了最好的諮商師,他才總算有好轉,現在又跟那混蛋扯上關係!」小琥越說越氣,又是重重一拍,「不行!你馬上換工作!」660Please respect copyright.PENANAR1C7YsP0zu
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「別這麼說,現在失業率那麼高,小兔好不容易才找到這份工,哪是說換就換這麼簡單的?」思慮較周全的汪一全,拍拍小琥的肩膀,提出最實際面的觀點。660Please respect copyright.PENANArFpt86xdaq
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想反駁卻想不到說法,急性子的小琥頓時又火了,「那不然任那混蛋欺負小兔嗎?」660Please respect copyright.PENANAvK7f8DVtxa
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「小兔總要學會面對啊,只要一直堅決不答應,那人也不能怎麼樣。」不似其他兩人懼於母老虎的怒火,汪一全依舊心平氣和處變不驚地說:「既然他是個遊戲人間的浪子,遲遲追不到手的話,應該也很快就放棄了。」660Please respect copyright.PENANALz9IglJYX8
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就是怕小兔心軟沒頂住啊!小琥撇撇嘴在心裡抱怨。660Please respect copyright.PENANARTyEiK97ua
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其實,她明白汪一全的道理,但心裡就是忍不住為弟弟著急,小兔從小就溫吞遲鈍,每次被人欺負了都不知道,事後察覺了才暗自傷心哭泣,所以她總是急著想辦法先護住他。660Please respect copyright.PENANADv4nNgWWbk
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「嗯……」貝兒歪著頭想了會,發揮自己專出鬼點子的技能,「那幫小兔哥找個擋箭牌勒?比如假男友之類的。」660Please respect copyright.PENANAY8WHPAYUue
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「欸?這主意不錯!」聞言,小琥立刻眼睛發亮地看向他,接著又皺起眉頭,「不過這對象要找可靠點的才行,不然一不小心假戲真作就遭了,這劇情小說裡常發生啊!老娘就寫過不少次……」660Please respect copyright.PENANAkvmAj6dn1x
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說著,兩人不約而同地看向在場唯一的非凌家成年男子。660Please respect copyright.PENANAwRDBqLOw92
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「……別、別看我,你知道我演技不好。」忽然被四隻眼睛審視,汪一全頓時汗了。660Please respect copyright.PENANAdH7Bsv7vkC
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「也是,而且雞泥長得年輕高大帥氣又有錢,大叔根本沒有一點比得上嘛,還老小兔哥那麼多歲,人家會以為大叔你老牛吃嫩草的~」貝兒點頭贊同,輕鬆自在地啟動某人的叔臉鈕。660Please respect copyright.PENANAvI1jdLxkdL
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終於再也無法淡定的汪一全,頓時就暴跳如雷,一掌朝貝兒的後腦杓巴下去,「老你個頭!老子才25歲!!跟那傢伙同年紀好嗎?!!」660Please respect copyright.PENANAUEhmzRI8X6
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真是氣死我了!不過是長得成熟些,就被這小子嘲笑是大叔臉,還每天大叔大叔地叫,搞得全公司的人都跟著叫我全叔了!混帳啊啊!當初剪到這小鬼時,明明還挺有禮貌地叫我大葛格的,怎麼才沒幾天就變這副德性啊?!早知道老子就不簽這隻小魔頭了!660Please respect copyright.PENANAkuag502WW4
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想起這段日子來受到的精神折磨,汪一全不禁悲從中來地在心裡碎碎唸著,殊不知這還不是最大的打擊……660Please respect copyright.PENANAsG4RwqbbZt
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「唉唷!先不說這些外在條件,阿全明顯就是零號,兩個受在一起,誰會相信他攻得起來?」小琥皺眉搖頭道,一口氣按下性向誤解鈕和受樣鈕。660Please respect copyright.PENANA1hxUSt0nc3
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「不,老子是直的啊!小琥……」汪一全噴淚地趕緊向心上人解釋,自己的性向絕對大眾化。660Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3sPuQ6BvW
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可惜陷入沈思中的小琥,完全沒聽到他的解釋,自言自語地逕自走回她的房間,「嗯,我去問問我的好姊妹們,看有沒有可以推薦作假男友的……」660Please respect copyright.PENANAojT7bRnVEq
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「小琥啊……」被拋下的汪一全,伸手淚望小琥離去的背影,無力可回天,只能淚流滿淚地在內心哀嚎,為啥每次都不聽我解釋啊?小琥啊啊啊~~~660Please respect copyright.PENANAstk9BMFYBj
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「噗!!!原來大叔是零號啊~」660Please respect copyright.PENANAac8Ea1dPD7
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又一個驚人大八卦,令貝兒噴笑不已,再次惹得全叔青筋直冒地大吼:「閉嘴!老子不是!!!!」660Please respect copyright.PENANAFRqqsQrSpW
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「……」一旁靜默已久的小兔,忍不住輕嘆了口氣,其實他也多少能感覺付墨的曖昧態度,只是一直不願往那方面去想,畢竟他實在不願再去碰觸那些傷心事。660Please respect copyright.PENANA1pIXkTQmbZ
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感覺到小兔低落的情緒,貝兒抱住他的手臂撒嬌說:「不怕,小兔哥,我幫你!」660Please respect copyright.PENANAbUWQipmpvg
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「你個小鬼能怎麼幫?」還在氣頭上的汪一全,斜眼睨著貝兒。660Please respect copyright.PENANAs1RrzaxGwv
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「嘿嘿~」貝兒甩了甩束在身後的長髮,笑得鬼靈精怪,「杜絕所有可能性就好啦!」660Please respect copyright.PENANASpQ4Lpp4pL
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杜絕所有可能性?660Please respect copyright.PENANA7gkZyB0wz9
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沒聽懂的兩人一同發出疑問,「比如?」660Please respect copyright.PENANALNWWueT6SN
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「比如……」貝兒頓了一下,困惑地歪頭看向汪一全,「等一下,大叔,你為什麼會突然出現在我們家啊?」660Please respect copyright.PENANAWDE61sJcKv
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「欸,對耶?」聽貝兒這麼一提,小兔也覺得奇怪了。660Please respect copyright.PENANAnkRnpbMvth
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「呃……」偷瞄了眼對面小琥的房門,汪一全稍提高音量地正色說:「我是來監督你有沒有好好練歌的!」660Please respect copyright.PENANAHsDIGjUwf4
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監督我練歌?哼!明明就是想看小琥姊,還拿我做藉口!貝兒不屑地鄙視貌。660Please respect copyright.PENANAdXtP5v0OPu
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不過,有人信以為真了……660Please respect copyright.PENANAxEhGX3VobR
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「哇!全哥好認真啊!」小兔敬佩地仰望汪一全,「原來經紀人這麼辛苦啊?」660Please respect copyright.PENANAOaHveHlRss
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頓時無言的汪一全與貝兒,不禁汗了一大把,一同在心中狂吼——660Please respect copyright.PENANAQaxkYS5kil
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凌小兔,你也太好騙了吧?!!!660Please respect copyright.PENANAHaGA6AJ5Ll
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後記:
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下一篇,窩們親愛的泰哥出場嚕!!!!!660Please respect copyright.PENANA5OpqNYSH7q
兄弟放閃捨摸的一定要啦~~~660Please respect copyright.PENANAAAMUTtMNBI
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是說,這裡應該可以看出全叔跟小琥的基本相處模式XDDD660Please respect copyright.PENANAhy3mh6n5Z7
正常狀況下的全叔其實是非常穩重的,只是經常被貝貝拖下水變成搞笑役~wwww660Please respect copyright.PENANAG81B5FlAkR
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關於小兔嘛……660Please respect copyright.PENANAQqZgnF1tPR
他的問題應該會在後面漸漸顯露出來吧~660Please respect copyright.PENANAxQ8XRajxeT
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By 喵芭渴死姬 / 06.19.2014
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