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會這麼說,是因為打從三天前...830Please respect copyright.PENANA6m1OWqz7K2
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或者換個說法,自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起,830Please respect copyright.PENANAgPYIDjvyKI
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我手上這隻破手機,就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。830Please respect copyright.PENANAjWIBsCrOr0
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比方說最早的這一則:830Please respect copyright.PENANAH1Hv5jnUAo
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恭喜!我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品,按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取!830Please respect copyright.PENANAfQg2asdxQe
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iPhome EX?水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版?830Please respect copyright.PENANAIik49yGx4N
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體?830Please respect copyright.PENANAz82GirLc4W
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當我傻?打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後,我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。830Please respect copyright.PENANAakiSVrfUPX
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的?830Please respect copyright.PENANAiW3VerPMtt
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刪掉!830Please respect copyright.PENANA2zugwjEk39
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...830Please respect copyright.PENANAHDpPY93F2l
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達,點此查收!830Please respect copyright.PENANAh9h5tZ23v8
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仔細想想,這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板,830Please respect copyright.PENANAkgNpTzw8dF
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴,為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票,830Please respect copyright.PENANAzZ7OXr8EV9
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這我還真是不明白,專業呢?詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎?830Please respect copyright.PENANAVhgBX8cSie
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處?830Please respect copyright.PENANAigFdIAcaAD
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其它還有像...830Please respect copyright.PENANAXuvCuJqIVq
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用,多筆款項自異世界流入,點選「確認」協助公安調查...830Please respect copyright.PENANA2IBg85452I
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呿!這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位!830Please respect copyright.PENANAW7kYL1vM4g
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提款機操作錯誤通知,即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...830Please respect copyright.PENANAMavoj0zLcV
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嘿哥兒們!幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...830Please respect copyright.PENANAo4nHH2Egwo
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我也沒有朋友!!830Please respect copyright.PENANAJTulWxjOuX
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老公!我被綁架到異世界了...830Please respect copyright.PENANAbsoEAudSbz
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我更沒有女朋友!!!830Please respect copyright.PENANAn5f8fM2J87
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越講越心酸,不多說,通通刪了!830Please respect copyright.PENANAb3c7mJlBTh
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這會兒又新來了一則,瞧瞧...830Please respect copyright.PENANA6pAtCFCifC
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX!立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD!830Please respect copyright.PENANAUiQK8oucub
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其實我真的不是故意的,不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了,因為...830Please respect copyright.PENANA9DP9ugdC7P
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坐在超商的門口我,看著迎面而來的卡車,830Please respect copyright.PENANAt4iCPbhsMI
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞:830Please respect copyright.PENANAhkdTjlOXTy
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「D槽裡的東西別看,直椄把它格式化!!!」830Please respect copyright.PENANA7Y6CsdHiYq