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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWIBsCrOr0
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQg2asdxQe
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIik49yGx4N
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz82GirLc4W
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakiSVrfUPX
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW3VerPMtt
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刪掉！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zugwjEk39
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDpPY93F2l
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgNpTzw8dF
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ7OXr8EV9
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhgBX8cSie
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigFdIAcaAD
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其它還有像...830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuvCuJqIVq
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IBg85452I
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7kYL1vM4g
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMavoj0zLcV
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4nHH2Egwo
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我也沒有朋友！！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTulWxjOuX
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsoEAudSbz
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我更沒有女朋友！！！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5f8fM2J87
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3c7mJlBTh
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pAtCFCifC
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiQK8oucub
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DP9ugdC7P
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4iCPbhsMI
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkdTjlOXTy
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」830Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y6CsdHiYq
