跑完某個夢境本後,大家在討論著劇情。
我 :話說啊,一開始角色是穿著睡覺時的衣服對吧514Please respect copyright.PENANAwXDGbx6yGs
KP :沒錯514Please respect copyright.PENANAubRMVFHRBi
我 :那麼我的角色應該是全裸才對wwwww
調查員們接下了尋人的委託,開始詢問細節。
我 :所以這個人長什麼樣?有我帥嗎?514Please respect copyright.PENANA8GTjihewXR
NPC :肯定有。514Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5gU6GoM8C
PC2 :比他帥的人滿大街都是,很難找誒。
KP :你看見無數條觸手順著走廊向你們席捲過來514Please respect copyright.PENANAnyzkRDAcGd
玩家:有多少條?514Please respect copyright.PENANADm2uhCCIm1
KP :嗯……514Please respect copyright.PENANAiCJkVFNGrL
(KP roll 1d100 = 2)514Please respect copyright.PENANAF6WuQisPK6
KP :有兩條。
警方邀請調查員調查兇案現場。
我 :我要嘗試偷走從屍體找到的東西。514Please respect copyright.PENANA47Q8CxB33f
(巧手失敗)514Please respect copyright.PENANAHYeMAoKYED
KP :旁邊的警察盯著你。514Please respect copyright.PENANA8s65pWO6Jy
隊友 :我要從他手上巧手走東西。514Please respect copyright.PENANA6donRC4yOt
(巧手成功)514Please respect copyright.PENANA7AEzGZTzl4
隊友 :(細聲對我說)今次是我贏了。
KP :呢個係好日系嘅日系本黎,只要你地正正常常跑就唔會出事
隊友1 :到底呢度有冇正常人呢?514Please respect copyright.PENANAh5IXhbwkdt
隊友2 :我好正常㗎
(稍後)
隊友2:眾所周知呢,XXX就係盲嘅514Please respect copyright.PENANA4fLZUNlFhQ
我 :下你個角色盲嘅?514Please respect copyright.PENANA3NV8A8EhVT
隊友2:但佢只係鍾意合上眼扮盲514Please respect copyright.PENANApKUUIWXkIy
我 :……514Please respect copyright.PENANAjxurLyE3DE
我 :正常?????
我 :(嘗試描述但腦死狀態)佢哋係咪遇上咗嗰個……暴風雪嘅沙版……514Please respect copyright.PENANAvMP5Q48F47
GM:沙塵暴
隊友:COC有冇Darkvision㗎
隊友 :1920係咪有嗰個……煤油電筒514Please respect copyright.PENANABFegraXQDD
全員 :你要不要聽聽自己在説什麽
(DND,我角色倒地Death Saving 失敗一次,三次會死)
Q :(脫離戰鬥前)洗唔洗擲埋Death Saving514Please respect copyright.PENANAw34oFd2h8j
DM蛇 :擲埋囖唔會出1掛 (1 = Critical Fail = 2次失敗)514Please respect copyright.PENANABY2xsojVkU
我 :roll 1d20 = 1514Please respect copyright.PENANAHiXv8bUhw5
我角色:暴斃514Please respect copyright.PENANAiGUf6s1uul
我 :渣蛇立Flag!!!!!!!!!!!
KP :你見到上面懸掛落嚟係拉梯嘅線514Please respect copyright.PENANAL1s7SSYMi9
隊友:你哋見唔見到呢條線,呢條就係我哋嘅主線
隊友:(推跌敵人箝制)我要以自由女神之名!限制你的自由!
玩家角色為龍戰隊,大半都是龍裔
DM :你們找到這本古書……你們有人會龍語嗎?514Please respect copyright.PENANAANOJHnvPne
全員:(望)514Please respect copyright.PENANAjen7hZjkFu
DM :噢對哦。
隊友(牧師):我嘅神佛陀,叫我嚟平靜眾生514Please respect copyright.PENANAbsaMTTdFQz
DM:你記唔記得你個神係邊個514Please respect copyright.PENANASpkFJfzpeu
隊友(牧師):唔記得,總之唔係佛陀
DM :我記得你地當時有一個人在門口偷聽,然後光明正大地衝了進去,說「讓我來幫忙吧」。514Please respect copyright.PENANAuKyNwhW2UP
我 :很像隊友A或隊友B會做的事514Please respect copyright.PENANAWHHNxJ3GsZ
隊友A:我沒有印象514Please respect copyright.PENANAYNb5oD2gVg
我 :(翻查Notes)514Please respect copyright.PENANA3asP3CtnRP
我 :是我做的。
我 :(慷慨激昂演說)514Please respect copyright.PENANAXeNu2LWB1k
DM:做個說服檢定514Please respect copyright.PENANAPfJWGbfPch
我 :Roll 1d20+3= 9514Please respect copyright.PENANAfXoqnpYfpY
DM:啊,雖然你的話挺有說服力……514Please respect copyright.PENANAKEG6tUUJG1
我 :但我的骰點不夠高514Please respect copyright.PENANANbKBgXBklf
DM:但你的骰點不夠高wwww
調查員正在向警察問情報
我 :警察先生,先來吃點朱古力餅休息下如何?514Please respect copyright.PENANAh16bZzsHhl
隊友A:對對,來喝瓶水吧514Please respect copyright.PENANAGWkpZcA7Ae
警察 :朱古力餅啊……(不感興趣)514Please respect copyright.PENANAMVSQEmNFrF
我 :(掏口袋)不然吃點維他命補充下?514Please respect copyright.PENANAaqJCkWeBw4
我 :(掏口袋)或者護肝丸?514Please respect copyright.PENANAi82xlmzNOK
KP :警察望了望你手上的東西,全部拿走之後說——514Please respect copyright.PENANAywynpHNvmd
我 :蛤?全部?514Please respect copyright.PENANAH8qcsdp346
隊友B:鬼叫你攞咁多出黎。514Please respect copyright.PENANAEfK57VR6oj
我 :我諗住比佢揀咋!點知佢會全都要姐!514Please respect copyright.PENANACdC0pPo4Gc
我 :我被人老笠啊!!!514Please respect copyright.PENANArf2wA9cm7c
我 :揾人報警啊!!!
某隊友:委托人可以不老實,可以不夠錢,但不可以又不老實又不夠錢!
(隊友用塔莎狂笑術將盜賊首領控制在遠處)
盜賊A:大哥呢?大哥在哪裡?你們對大哥做了什麼?!514Please respect copyright.PENANARCVIIaShwW
隊友 :放心吧,你們的大哥會笑到最後的。
沙魯嘉德:她在生仔?514Please respect copyright.PENANACLLVSenPQ3
DM :沒錯,牧師你有什麼要做?514Please respect copyright.PENANACFncGbvl9F
沙魯嘉德:我給她一個Guidance514Please respect copyright.PENANAiA26ocfquv
沙魯嘉德:(男性角色)我教她生仔
我 :現在已經無關我的誓言,就算誓言存不存在,我也要阻止你,因為這是一件正確的事!隻揪啊!514Please respect copyright.PENANA6UclvyYMQY
(當時年幼的我尚未知道自己有多後悔說出最尾三個字)514Please respect copyright.PENANAPMmoeANL3o
(稍後)514Please respect copyright.PENANAHQvIs8aca7
Boss:(被五個冒險者圍攻)聖騎士,這就是你所說的隻揪嗎?514Please respect copyright.PENANAnLLNs63Nep
我 :……514Please respect copyright.PENANAtIAko8ReLC
我 :(看著對面小兵和隊友亂鬥)514Please respect copyright.PENANA1Siibsi336
我 :這個是514Please respect copyright.PENANAXtfjhdJCig
我 :混合隻揪。514Please respect copyright.PENANAZE88ekWqP9
DM :你感受到你的聖徽在震動514Please respect copyright.PENANAcRX7b2u7ns
我 :唔好啊!!!!!514Please respect copyright.PENANAihOunRo6pG
DM :《飛花城頭條:混合隻揪術戰勝邪惡勢力,領主大人下令全領地推廣》514Please respect copyright.PENANAvG79cykBi1
我 :停手啊!!!!!
(搞砸任務後回去跟NPC匯報)
NPC:你們這班沒用的小孩!一點小事都做不好!氣死婆婆了!514Please respect copyright.PENANAru0Xy0p9Uq
隊友: :(514Please respect copyright.PENANAwtyYQFGseo
隊友:我們是被選剩的小孩 :(
DM:在這間房間你們看到中央的床以及——(下刪描述200字)514Please respect copyright.PENANAML5e6bis4b
我 :炮房514Please respect copyright.PENANAqOqFdE5dtj
DM:你覺得這裡很熟悉514Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0sdcMoKS9
我 :我躺上床,有熟悉的感覺嗎?514Please respect copyright.PENANAzuaC8Xf6yP
DM:有wwww這裡就是你前世的房間514Please respect copyright.PENANAk48f2e11X3
我 :炮房
隊友:天哪我們隊一個高智商的人都沒有!514Please respect copyright.PENANAZGtLL037dA
我 :有武力就不用智力了。
NPC :你們……有信心打贏嗎?514Please respect copyright.PENANA4kB7A3ayn3
隊友x2:(同時)沒有!!!
隊友:阿婆走得快,一定有古怪;阿婆走都唔走,就更加古怪!
NPC:我的背脊就交給你們了514Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5uEiNdmrl
PL1 :他的背脊是我們的了,快點在上面刻「精忠報國」514Please respect copyright.PENANAnDUWjlg7vE