hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory264Please respect copyright.PENANAllE4n4nURr
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 264Please respect copyright.PENANAxCvrX8SSl4
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.264Please respect copyright.PENANAPhJLWfv234
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?264Please respect copyright.PENANAId14VS3lqd
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.264Please respect copyright.PENANA1OkIXmKWyu
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.264Please respect copyright.PENANAeFBKon1dIP
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.264Please respect copyright.PENANArlLAIgjxHj
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.264Please respect copyright.PENANAOQa0UjlZ5v
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?264Please respect copyright.PENANABFPXyuejiZ
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.264Please respect copyright.PENANAp3i4kyXt5k
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.264Please respect copyright.PENANA9wfPobe1Dl
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.264Please respect copyright.PENANAGzfdfk6Q3Y
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 264Please respect copyright.PENANAf4b3J2OdJz
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.264Please respect copyright.PENANAOtf3LaXB78
girl bestie? - coco <3264Please respect copyright.PENANAkCsZvcX23U
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.264Please respect copyright.PENANAjxYIABGpu2
age? - seven years old.264Please respect copyright.PENANAOk8GdM6iEn
last person i texted? - idfk.264Please respect copyright.PENANAxcGxJAh6sI
last person i called? - probably my little brother.264Please respect copyright.PENANAkI2WsKIyrO
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?264Please respect copyright.PENANAWLnyptrQs8
random fact? - i like food.264Please respect copyright.PENANAWiXg9nGLFc
single or taken? - big, fat taken.264Please respect copyright.PENANAKd5rRkg1og
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.264Please respect copyright.PENANAMcv9yoqDee
first kiss? - bitch wtf?264Please respect copyright.PENANA53S6xTqCxH
ever smoked? - nope.264Please respect copyright.PENANAzm8DLotAoE
ever done drugs? - nope~264Please respect copyright.PENANA3rKuI7ADDe
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.264Please respect copyright.PENANAgyLsYvUCq2
longest relationship? - five and a half months.264Please respect copyright.PENANAnGoJCx8JeX
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.264Please respect copyright.PENANAG2AbC4L0mW
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.264Please respect copyright.PENANA5wxp14kchD
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.264Please respect copyright.PENANAOGRKPd9yQV
obsession? - kpop.264Please respect copyright.PENANAq9ePyBy9lW
do you give second chances? - that depends.264Please respect copyright.PENANAlkGMKt3URw
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?264Please respect copyright.PENANAqpyfqGrSHa
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.264Please respect copyright.PENANAfc7dABrjjX
day or night? - idk.264Please respect copyright.PENANA6lXNg5tahu
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.264Please respect copyright.PENANACGK2dtzu0M
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.264Please respect copyright.PENANAjhDNOwMGSA
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.264Please respect copyright.PENANA2iF3PGVlXC
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.264Please respect copyright.PENANAV2sszQ82y6
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.264Please respect copyright.PENANAuP1YCXQTi6
favourite movie(s)? - idk.264Please respect copyright.PENANAoFJPbtTvAI
current mood? - bored and tired.264Please respect copyright.PENANAeH4gftbnEv
jealous of? - a lot of things.264Please respect copyright.PENANAkwxheKHX4A
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.264Please respect copyright.PENANAPysKDwdo12
pets? - two dogs.264Please respect copyright.PENANAgMuLNwa10i
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.264Please respect copyright.PENANAUVmBNeBtb7
favourite number? - seven.264Please respect copyright.PENANAq6CexuwCEM
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.264Please respect copyright.PENANA1Z1nZLyw4T
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.264Please respect copyright.PENANA2faZz2WMmq
afraid of the dark? - yes.264Please respect copyright.PENANAwJagEOfuJn
one wish? - to be happy for real.264Please respect copyright.PENANAdn7jyY8eUU
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?264Please respect copyright.PENANAzE3j2RLc5P
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.264Please respect copyright.PENANAX8tMVHmXT7
age? - i'm still seven years old.264Please respect copyright.PENANAKydX9VgWXQ
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.264Please respect copyright.PENANAYJU7JXb87K
something you hate about yourself? - my body.264Please respect copyright.PENANAR24di7CLdN
something you like about yourself? - idk.264Please respect copyright.PENANAnSXcCuJ3pe
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.264Please respect copyright.PENANAqlRNTb3wZb
favourite band? - bts.264Please respect copyright.PENANAWkoeyu9Mh6
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!264Please respect copyright.PENANAamp05wWQQV
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.264Please respect copyright.PENANAlSgV1oaHlf
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.264Please respect copyright.PENANAClxZTku7fD
girl crush? - emmi.264Please respect copyright.PENANAy5HJ9XtW32
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.264Please respect copyright.PENANA90LAMaqrM6
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^264Please respect copyright.PENANAyM6ap46ioo
talents? - singing.264Please respect copyright.PENANAf7aniaxaYu
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.264Please respect copyright.PENANAeRblVbzZjc
someone i love? - emmi.264Please respect copyright.PENANARyhBurWv12
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.264Please respect copyright.PENANALsc6msckyG
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.264Please respect copyright.PENANAnY7rcpN0MB
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.264Please respect copyright.PENANAGK4vKNOYR6
favourite animal? - dogs.264Please respect copyright.PENANAClinPw9kWt
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 264Please respect copyright.PENANAHGiaZrBehT
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.264Please respect copyright.PENANAUCzXmsaXfF
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.264Please respect copyright.PENANACPKTxIreLx
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.264Please respect copyright.PENANA8384McjGmX
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.264Please respect copyright.PENANALoTlmLqzUV
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 264Please respect copyright.PENANA2ntaA0DYzx
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.264Please respect copyright.PENANAfWhQLMCKNA
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.264Please respect copyright.PENANAe82VObUIH0
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.264Please respect copyright.PENANACieoShbi4e
country? - i don't live on earth. 264Please respect copyright.PENANAz0LW73cgpG
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.264Please respect copyright.PENANAqhKYvWe9Qz
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.264Please respect copyright.PENANAoy2bz5MDYe
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.264Please respect copyright.PENANARfaF8pWyBM
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.264Please respect copyright.PENANACDKSYGEbF1
country with your favourite accent? - australia.264Please respect copyright.PENANAqbIkWfOcgA
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.264Please respect copyright.PENANASedskS6FQ1
dog or cat person? - both.264Please respect copyright.PENANAPtQHlIxcEt
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.264Please respect copyright.PENANA4rGKUH1wEp
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.264Please respect copyright.PENANAx5eOex6cVR
do you belive in God? - idk.264Please respect copyright.PENANAy6yHwsfkQ5
single or taken? - taken.264Please respect copyright.PENANAUUNxSSIQ1y
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*264Please respect copyright.PENANAF4P0g5Mp63
birthday year? - 1930.264Please respect copyright.PENANAFwROYr1Yz8
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.264Please respect copyright.PENANA3cIiNqW5Sx
age? - what's that?264Please respect copyright.PENANAXEr0Tv5LAL
enthinicity? - african american.264Please respect copyright.PENANAEvTbgdmz9J
tea or coffee? - neither.264Please respect copyright.PENANAhKpf8t06rC
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.264Please respect copyright.PENANAbUWJ0EfMtM
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*264Please respect copyright.PENANAmmUzgTdiXk
favourite food? - ice cream.264Please respect copyright.PENANABzaAkjkWOL
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 264Please respect copyright.PENANAvAgUxepDJ5
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.264Please respect copyright.PENANAVS1pYcah8n
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.264Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9Dwrt7jlI
favourite soda? - sprite.264Please respect copyright.PENANAVY89idV3wZ
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.264Please respect copyright.PENANAQuyUsGqcc2
can you swim? - yes, wtf?264Please respect copyright.PENANADq65tHyYkb
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.264Please respect copyright.PENANAUu3q84l5mO
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.264Please respect copyright.PENANAvDZixRLEEk
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.264Please respect copyright.PENANASabCXDLdkw
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.264Please respect copyright.PENANAXsKntLuA8k
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*264Please respect copyright.PENANAdXbTCQ8n4j
apple or andriod? - apple.264Please respect copyright.PENANA78kpPf6925
best dessert? - mochi.264Please respect copyright.PENANAM6rufr5eJz
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have you ever:264Please respect copyright.PENANABN5UWXz49h
1. skipped class? - yes.264Please respect copyright.PENANACmqkpz7tQH
2. done drugs? - no.264Please respect copyright.PENANAL8KNlgGKlL
3. self-harmed? - yes.264Please respect copyright.PENANAIqGt4wSX8X
4. drank? - no.264Please respect copyright.PENANAeApqD0hS7F
5. shoplifted? - yes.264Please respect copyright.PENANAvRKNvgVVCs
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.264Please respect copyright.PENANAM6NoCyA4hY
7. broken up with someone? - yes.264Please respect copyright.PENANAhrpP2nrnX0
what's your favourite:264Please respect copyright.PENANApe5hN3hcQO
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.264Please respect copyright.PENANAnl2I1E57AS
9. movie? - break the silence.264Please respect copyright.PENANAuGXVH4Wibl
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.264Please respect copyright.PENANA8o7s2reZN0
11. artist? - bts.264Please respect copyright.PENANAjj1Cex3mxb
12. singer or band? - bts.264Please respect copyright.PENANA13hYWKjq8o
13. memory? - idk.264Please respect copyright.PENANAoyAQwqS0Sa
14. book? - the cruel prince.264Please respect copyright.PENANAOn8B00LHi1
this or that:264Please respect copyright.PENANArYClagIgbX
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.264Please respect copyright.PENANAqP8qFpYmgc
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.264Please respect copyright.PENANAZxg0e8Ztu3
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.264Please respect copyright.PENANAQpMJP9qyPf
18. movies or books? - idk.264Please respect copyright.PENANAeCee77NKDU
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.264Please respect copyright.PENANAU4b0sf6uFr
20. blind of deaf? - blind.264Please respect copyright.PENANAU7l8JZKE0K
21. tea or coffee? - neither.264Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4OEn5TGWi
what's your:264Please respect copyright.PENANAiEc4NURrgY
22. age? - ninety-one.264Please respect copyright.PENANAD69Islejzt
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.264Please respect copyright.PENANAzF7y2EnZMO
24. height? - 4'11.264Please respect copyright.PENANAcPFO8O0hfP
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.264Please respect copyright.PENANAMiXZpssjGc
26. shoe size? - seven.264Please respect copyright.PENANAAYkp6izEPc
27. religion? - i'm not religious.264Please respect copyright.PENANA8GPNnh7iDL
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.264Please respect copyright.PENANAfpVEsktBcY
opinion on: 264Please respect copyright.PENANAUGZ1yhKHgB
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...264Please respect copyright.PENANAiVZxuCnHYf
30. second chances? - it depends.264Please respect copyright.PENANAghD8tFArXL
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.264Please respect copyright.PENANAPMueSnyy5S
32. abortion? - ew.264Please respect copyright.PENANACTHsCE7Cpy
33. a death penalty? - ew.264Please respect copyright.PENANAbVOsRimoI3
34. marijuana? - i likes that.264Please respect copyright.PENANAu46cRn0f4E
35. love? - what's love?264Please respect copyright.PENANAsaYQlxa3FK
do you:264Please respect copyright.PENANApa1NkGTs7I
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.264Please respect copyright.PENANA13KD4h6xNw
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3264Please respect copyright.PENANAVPYByiNuwE