晚餐後,我才一看到我媽正以摩打手洗碗就知道有古怪,平日她的習慣是在沙發上躺到高興為止才會動手,很明顯—她在期待著甚麼下一個環節。942Please respect copyright.PENANAQzlZ4A5StD
942Please respect copyright.PENANAOwKhCuJ6yE
「三位。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAlbv9zJ3bRV
942Please respect copyright.PENANAnjDoXN0KIL
完了,在我們和亞基玩時她已經洗好了碗,從櫃子中掘出了一個紙盒。942Please respect copyright.PENANAgki3nJIsE6
942Please respect copyright.PENANA3XdGM0YYUB
「姨姨,呢個係…」942Please respect copyright.PENANAn2Ze0Ltvme
942Please respect copyright.PENANAKSqsQJhJdd
妍妍,別問!她就在等著我們問…942Please respect copyright.PENANAwleajn6Z6f
942Please respect copyright.PENANArvJvVhgyWG
「問得好呀!!」我媽興奮地把紙盒放到茶几上,「各位觀眾,測!謊!機!!」942Please respect copyright.PENANACFiHrPLLuS
942Please respect copyright.PENANAydIpaiABaQ
你是魔鬼吧!?竟然在這兩個女生面前拿測謊機出來!942Please respect copyright.PENANAdaWYPq6L06
942Please respect copyright.PENANAEbDjNR0psC
942Please respect copyright.PENANAyekuGNs4Sw
942Please respect copyright.PENANAeaTRaiF43F
這是一個白色的半球形機器,上面有著五個凹位,對應人的五隻手指,凹位中有著銀色的金屬電殛,還附綁帶確保玩家的手貼在電殛上。942Please respect copyright.PENANA1H8cIY23Na
942Please respect copyright.PENANAtPytgv71W4
「玩法好簡單,你地輪流放隻手上去,其他人鬥快舉手問一個問題,講大話既呢部機就會輕輕力電你一下,如果真話既就無事。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAlfDFUdOh7B
942Please respect copyright.PENANApv5biajSTI
你地?942Please respect copyright.PENANATcpmfDjeSz
942Please respect copyright.PENANAIjo4BY8v61
我被嚇傻,這樣子下去妍妍和童桐會不會打起來,連忙說:「阿媽,呢D玩具都唔知邊度整,淘寶既野用黎電人未必太危險,同埋都係玩具,可信性咁低…」942Please respect copyright.PENANAnqqBbjoi1E
942Please respect copyright.PENANAlOc3u0w2Oa
「邊個同你淘寶?」942Please respect copyright.PENANAtpXQ69AiqY
942Please respect copyright.PENANA28wxQR28tk
我媽指指盒底的標籤。942Please respect copyright.PENANAEBV5Zvaj4f
942Please respect copyright.PENANAg2LEgkJz51
[德國製造]942Please respect copyright.PENANA2FrkntoEgs
[歐盟認可]942Please respect copyright.PENANASk3LNxeF6s
[美國聯邦聯查局特許供應商]942Please respect copyright.PENANA1O246Ke7Wz
942Please respect copyright.PENANAbcmXoy6XGk
「老娘呢部正版貨黎,有埋德國原廠保養書。」942Please respect copyright.PENANA6VmniMbiJw
942Please respect copyright.PENANAtZYnMwEIB4
最好是啦!!不過紙盒上面寫著的確是德文…942Please respect copyright.PENANAGhzuXjzPw4
942Please respect copyright.PENANAx1HjC6dpH4
「好啊,黎玩下囉。」童桐目露凶光但又微笑著,按著我肩膊把我壓回地上坐好。942Please respect copyright.PENANAWzr2qxplfZ
942Please respect copyright.PENANAX6XkdfmFDv
「係啊,有咩好驚啫。」妍妍目露凶光但也微笑著,按著我肩膊把我壓回地上坐好。942Please respect copyright.PENANAMILFX5jtJl
942Please respect copyright.PENANA6EcPsCJH7l
「呵呵呵呵呵…嘿哈哈哈哈!!」我媽已經乾脆笑出聲了!這變態!我爸娶了甚麼人回來?!942Please respect copyright.PENANAtjdfHvA6io
942Please respect copyright.PENANApmYVXJ29kn
總之地獄般的測謊機遊戲開始了。942Please respect copyright.PENANAfI3JWhcPHs
942Please respect copyright.PENANA9uZ2qbQYap
戰場是茶几。942Please respect copyright.PENANARcHIrGmy9h
942Please respect copyright.PENANA1aFrWOmvRx
北風—我,馬川遊。942Please respect copyright.PENANAsQsBg9gjyM
942Please respect copyright.PENANA61dATtrq53
西風—童桐。942Please respect copyright.PENANAEvZiWVOeE6
942Please respect copyright.PENANAC0Jzkwftak
東風—妍妍。942Please respect copyright.PENANABuOuriDZfx
942Please respect copyright.PENANAYQR5BumeGW
南風—亞基里斯,AKA邊境牧羊.MA (一頭霧水)。942Please respect copyright.PENANAHneQ6eBeJX
942Please respect copyright.PENANAbfgb5zyKVE
扶手椅:馬師奶。942Please respect copyright.PENANAJY19qnmLrK
942Please respect copyright.PENANAqUL1JWIDKY
「點解你唔使玩?!」我問我媽。942Please respect copyright.PENANAlcmYh3MbCj
942Please respect copyright.PENANAZgaB10znhF
「小心你語氣,依加我係裁判。」我媽不知甚麼時候換過了墨鏡。942Please respect copyright.PENANAIJl5Sdf2wZ
942Please respect copyright.PENANA0Rg7nXlkAQ
因為電犬算虐畜,所以亞基負責看熱鬧。942Please respect copyright.PENANAaPEvt6gku9
942Please respect copyright.PENANA4bTaSucYOP
次序是:童桐>妍妍>我,舉手最快的人可以發問。942Please respect copyright.PENANAvc2qkOWj10
942Please respect copyright.PENANAU0OXb29VYd
判斷誰最快的人是我媽。942Please respect copyright.PENANABOOpNYNLeT
942Please respect copyright.PENANAnrxkhkAkgS
………我想去練箭。942Please respect copyright.PENANAwednK4rYEO
942Please respect copyright.PENANA07vR61FgG8
「大家準備好啦嘛?」我媽,「首先係童桐開始。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAKkOiN7cWkD
942Please respect copyright.PENANA1PUetzO5hW
「係~大家唔好問咁難呀。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAyJhhiZSzUo
942Please respect copyright.PENANAJim6xZv00s
童桐把手放到測謊機上。942Please respect copyright.PENANAvWg5ORG2TY
942Please respect copyright.PENANAxctzWiSbXg
「好,你兩個鬥快舉手,三,二,妍妍贏。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAs6fpDvO7ax
942Please respect copyright.PENANAKfdNbUd7Xf
喂這樣黑哨可以嗎?!我們連手都也未舉呢!942Please respect copyright.PENANAd9hEbHaiLA
942Please respect copyright.PENANAszmFsVc7ud
「童桐,你係唔係鐘意呀遊?」說罷妍妍按下通電掣。942Please respect copyright.PENANAbJ3kTV6ESJ
942Please respect copyright.PENANA4W7XSqeU91
「係。」942Please respect copyright.PENANA0K2zCet1Lz
942Please respect copyright.PENANATahNT0Mrk3
咦?942Please respect copyright.PENANAiExzHSECks
942Please respect copyright.PENANAIBtxdWdNcb
「叮噹~」測謊機表示過關。942Please respect copyright.PENANAxKIZXri0DV
942Please respect copyright.PENANAiKIyjWid6R
「……」三人陷入沉默。942Please respect copyright.PENANAKC2UmASBAY
942Please respect copyright.PENANAj0LXGOigmo
不對,這…942Please respect copyright.PENANAenzmJOqcUK
942Please respect copyright.PENANAv7u7K2roZH
接著童桐飛快地把我的手按到測謊機中綁起來:「呀遊,你鐘唔鐘意你媽咪?」942Please respect copyright.PENANA9aMZUsLcjY
942Please respect copyright.PENANATMT4bTcpZO
「下?!點解係我…咁…我…鐘意啦,屋企人黎…」942Please respect copyright.PENANAcB8CCv4IeV
942Please respect copyright.PENANArqoDriDJd9
「叮噹~」測謊機表示過關。942Please respect copyright.PENANAFlxtvJld8b
942Please respect copyright.PENANAKfiwsV0JLG
「你睇,佢同我一樣都鐘意自己屋企人,有咩問題?」童桐反問。942Please respect copyright.PENANAwcKF6GOjSw
942Please respect copyright.PENANAEnh8F47D0z
「你明知我唔係問呢種…」妍妍抱怨說。942Please respect copyright.PENANAMb4BSlNiB9
942Please respect copyright.PENANAyS9BX63kvC
「到你啦,妍妍。」我媽說,「繼,續,唔,準,停。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAwB4pivJ6aQ
942Please respect copyright.PENANACOqlUAPZWy
為甚麼連你也要這凶神惡煞?942Please respect copyright.PENANABKgszzAyPT
942Please respect copyright.PENANArYh1FFyRgt
妍妍把手放到測謊機上綁好。942Please respect copyright.PENANAYOdvFhzXEw
942Please respect copyright.PENANAXtgXKiA7RP
「邊個問?」942Please respect copyright.PENANA6vfA4t7lgk
942Please respect copyright.PENANAp4JrSCpO4G
「我!!」我右手捉住童桐想舉高的手不給她機會,左手飛速舉起。942Please respect copyright.PENANAr1Qc0cu0Tf
942Please respect copyright.PENANAIrhmAeLUkS
「呀遊問,不過你再搞童桐既今晚你同亞基交換床訓。」我媽說。942Please respect copyright.PENANATVq8UQKaqz
942Please respect copyright.PENANABID3t2DuAw
好偏心!942Please respect copyright.PENANAo3LW9bXv8g
942Please respect copyright.PENANAMQ5Ct2kAvH
「妍妍,你有無畏高症?」我問。942Please respect copyright.PENANAVGH2BbOKnL
942Please respect copyright.PENANAGCCx7xg4dp
「……無。」942Please respect copyright.PENANADilMJWhN2K
942Please respect copyright.PENANAiwxnp0VBXN
「滋!」942Please respect copyright.PENANARWMwZJwffH
942Please respect copyright.PENANABbjFLGQI1N
「哎呀!!」942Please respect copyright.PENANAKdoyUvGX7U
942Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9GM9Be9Gy
測謊機通電,說明她的確是畏高。942Please respect copyright.PENANAt9KqI4Rri0
942Please respect copyright.PENANAOpqeUpHSXz
根據確認書,那天在水上樂園,她不是故意示弱使我有機會保護她,然後上演她動真情的戲碼的嗎?942Please respect copyright.PENANAqz3JMf0wmG
942Please respect copyright.PENANAJZM1DP7G7o
我媽說得可能沒錯?942Please respect copyright.PENANAPfjSNbbkQS
942Please respect copyright.PENANAFTdgPN9jYl
有人在…欲蓋彌彰。942Please respect copyright.PENANAMbbqF43g2K
942Please respect copyright.PENANAhy68mE0jtM
「咩…咩喎,咁人地唔想俾你知我咁無膽,會驚高啦嘛…」942Please respect copyright.PENANAN1aLJs7OWa
942Please respect copyright.PENANADJleTEWbLL
「哦係咩。」童桐擅自按下通電掣,「睇下係唔係?話說…點解你第一人稱變左做”人地"既?」942Please respect copyright.PENANABNVJxmtLlk
942Please respect copyright.PENANACeY9IzAbFt
「嗄?呀呀!」942Please respect copyright.PENANA3RQi4Ph6u9
942Please respect copyright.PENANAELfq85xewK
測謊機通電,代表她並不是不想我知自己的弱點。942Please respect copyright.PENANAYrgyzhL1i8
942Please respect copyright.PENANAMpIuFBmbvC
而是有其他原因而說謊。942Please respect copyright.PENANAfGwM6X0uEl
942Please respect copyright.PENANA0OtbDCbXhi
連續被電兩次而眼有淚花的妍妍把手抽出來,然後將測謊機推到童桐面前:「頭先你監硬要呀遊玩左次,所以又到返你。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAprPmvf1ivy
942Please respect copyright.PENANAY5wJVM20ze
「嘁…」童桐不情願地把手綁到測謊機上。942Please respect copyright.PENANADrcguD7QO7
942Please respect copyright.PENANANdVA6BtF6M
然後,死命瞪著我。942Please respect copyright.PENANAUu8FEzvusY
942Please respect copyright.PENANA7yOsqStemt
這是[你要贏,不要給妍妍機會問]的眼神。942Please respect copyright.PENANAjA4wwxtBGf
942Please respect copyright.PENANAJj5U9rqz6t
這有可能嗎童小姐。942Please respect copyright.PENANAB2cY7NRqpA
942Please respect copyright.PENANAPJnrU9vvH7
「妍妍先。」942Please respect copyright.PENANA2iEdPABWSP
942Please respect copyright.PENANAQSqMUqrzKZ
我媽可是當當正正地在吹黑哨,我怎會有機會贏。942Please respect copyright.PENANAuLRNtK9TSj
942Please respect copyright.PENANA4jZZtpZiUa
但是—942Please respect copyright.PENANAZRPCebFE9t
942Please respect copyright.PENANACPwsS8jNUg
「妍…妍,可唔可以俾個機會我問?」我問,「我有件事…始終想問童桐。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAEvOeg3YfV1
942Please respect copyright.PENANAwABC4NhmKT
「下?」942Please respect copyright.PENANAqzFMdORMEt
942Please respect copyright.PENANA8FPEQeVach
我凝重地說:「我希望今晚,可以有個確實答案。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAi6OuT93ONI
942Please respect copyright.PENANAXc79gcWeb6
「但係你頭先明明話…」她說剛剛童桐主動說給我答案那刻吧。942Please respect copyright.PENANARM3YLvpcSf
942Please respect copyright.PENANAzamKrbkH4T
「我改變主意。」我握拳,凝重地主向童桐。942Please respect copyright.PENANAOPurPqiteO
942Please respect copyright.PENANA49Q1Fdj1x5
以為自己犯下大錯的童桐說:「呀…呀遊,唔好…唔好咁做…求下你…」942Please respect copyright.PENANA9Et7ZCRHCu
942Please respect copyright.PENANAYV0JDjzjAf
妍妍看看她這反應,又看看我的認真樣子:「好,你問啦,呀遊。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAfnShf6mjp3
942Please respect copyright.PENANAJtYEg2u1Bh
我從妍妍手上得到發問權。942Please respect copyright.PENANAp6VAVYMrac
942Please respect copyright.PENANA5fcyLhOmoN
——如童桐和我合作的目標一樣,以演技把發問權騙到手。942Please respect copyright.PENANAcTacZmE1cV
942Please respect copyright.PENANAk7SU0o4otf
「童桐,亞基可唔可愛?」按鍵!942Please respect copyright.PENANACDlNrAYQJD
942Please respect copyright.PENANAJ04F3qruJI
「可愛!」942Please respect copyright.PENANAQ54JJPkzUm
942Please respect copyright.PENANAd6Yi6X3BKY
「叮噹~」過關!942Please respect copyright.PENANAIr8Z0ZcP5N
942Please respect copyright.PENANA1jbvnRaQtw
「汪!」亞基高興地吠叫。942Please respect copyright.PENANAz8IZ2ZINlz
942Please respect copyright.PENANAA5BC9cIQks
「哈啊?!?」妍妍終於意識到自己上當。942Please respect copyright.PENANA4p5nMdkilp
942Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1do7X17Gt
也許妍妍心計比較利害,但還是敵不過我和童桐青梅竹馬間的默契。942Please respect copyright.PENANA3OmGlwF3iC
942Please respect copyright.PENANAND2Kjv3gRu
「馬川遊,到你!!」妍妍因為被騙而生氣了!942Please respect copyright.PENANAI0fXhz0ArM
942Please respect copyright.PENANAm4T5QQSmjg
但這玩意電擊力道不輕,但只是入電芯,只要再放電幾下便沒電了吧!942Please respect copyright.PENANAQzHCjeNCIm
942Please respect copyright.PENANA9H6eLNhuDD
「請隨便問。」我把手綁到測謊機上。942Please respect copyright.PENANA0ugjRZfWTw
942Please respect copyright.PENANAkftY0w6L01
「我!」妍妍把手舉到空中。942Please respect copyright.PENANABt350PKifH
942Please respect copyright.PENANAUR3GA7qRJI
「我!」童桐把手舉到空中。942Please respect copyright.PENANAajzKr6TW7E
942Please respect copyright.PENANAduJ3DrNBkM
「嗯,同時,你地猜。」我媽根本不在乎我會被問甚麼。942Please respect copyright.PENANAVHc09Ljrpj
942Please respect copyright.PENANAdsSPf8DZxs
「包!剪!揼!YEAH!」妍妍贏了,「呀遊!你有無鐘意過我?」942Please respect copyright.PENANA9XeynxAHMf
942Please respect copyright.PENANAetMc1WxUvB
她按下按鈕,然後含情默默地看著我。942Please respect copyright.PENANALSs0WyYat8
942Please respect copyright.PENANA0Y7286pd0o
「無!」我一口咬定。942Please respect copyright.PENANAhY110hqDS7
942Please respect copyright.PENANAwKXSwFhJc4
「叮噹~」942Please respect copyright.PENANAAheUv0xMig
942Please respect copyright.PENANAwighth1BaT
「有無搞錯…」942Please respect copyright.PENANADOUZ2aIZ6P
942Please respect copyright.PENANAnD1paPubaq
妍妍錯愕地說,她在期待甚麼?942Please respect copyright.PENANAc62WF7U3dk
942Please respect copyright.PENANAwwSZ1xzEJt
「咁我換個問法!呀遊,你有無J過我,諗住我黎打飛機?」妍妍竟然連問兩條!942Please respect copyright.PENANAbqJX3gOi40
942Please respect copyright.PENANA9JunVcjDLc
這…!942Please respect copyright.PENANA122W1yRirO
942Please respect copyright.PENANA5Cn3hZVRnj
「…無…」我別過頭去。942Please respect copyright.PENANA74rSLcRuGQ
942Please respect copyright.PENANA42Lf1pChqa
我媽冷笑一聲。942Please respect copyright.PENANACM3mVsJCPg
942Please respect copyright.PENANAhohmYqO5De
「滋!!」測謊機把爬痛電。942Please respect copyright.PENANAL3gz99CKOn
942Please respect copyright.PENANAm4n6RmYLzS
「呀遊你個死變態!」童桐把我打算抽回的手壓回電殛上。942Please respect copyright.PENANA9mNK2BtyRU
942Please respect copyright.PENANAZn5L66OSlJ
「喂裁判?!第三題啦喎!」942Please respect copyright.PENANACByG4RHUiX
942Please respect copyright.PENANAfVyJacznOZ
「反對無效。」942Please respect copyright.PENANATZ8qK5yUf0
942Please respect copyright.PENANA9fip9wRzFF
綁帶把我的手壓到凹洞中,童桐問:「呀遊你有無J過我,諗住我黎打飛機?」942Please respect copyright.PENANAhXoovOPHzQ
942Please respect copyright.PENANAXVOL0dtq6B
這你們也要較勁!這樣下去我會社會性死亡的!942Please respect copyright.PENANA78BzKAYzKU
942Please respect copyright.PENANAITtfXpOrqU
童桐按下按鍵。942Please respect copyright.PENANAIUjZwd6pbz
942Please respect copyright.PENANArGMMy6aaWd
我閉上眼,控制心跳。942Please respect copyright.PENANAv7ptnvuEvS
942Please respect copyright.PENANA7iLTqsKiBL
「無。」942Please respect copyright.PENANAQrj8DOYsqP
942Please respect copyright.PENANAGrBuBln5ya
明鏡止水。942Please respect copyright.PENANAuqPp2NZh8g
942Please respect copyright.PENANAisTwGLSae4
平心…942Please respect copyright.PENANA1sUVMxfrfc
942Please respect copyright.PENANA2ucVyCtn3A
……靜…靜氣…942Please respect copyright.PENANAfVKqlhQM6d
942Please respect copyright.PENANAgwRGEt3QRZ
「滋!!」942Please respect copyright.PENANAy3zKiEQc9a
942Please respect copyright.PENANA2DEjKChUR4
「哎呀呀呀!!」完全沒用!942Please respect copyright.PENANAYy7fv9Ks69
942Please respect copyright.PENANAlVqpxvn1fr
「YES!」童桐知道我在J妍妍同時也有J她,倒是…很高興?942Please respect copyright.PENANAHiL6AFSwCX
942Please respect copyright.PENANAQvQs7Qj8Uq
「衰仔!你點可以係女仔面前咁講野?!」我媽一記敲往我後腦。942Please respect copyright.PENANAtuIGPOaFWh
942Please respect copyright.PENANAORHgMediif
「部機你拎出黎架喎!?」942Please respect copyright.PENANAe7biYy12XZ
942Please respect copyright.PENANAnZEXUCyW2E
「飛機你自己打架喎?!」我媽反駁,一時間我竟然被這樣的歪理駁得無言以對,沒想到她能這樣子理正氣壯,面不改容地說出這狗屁不通的話。942Please respect copyright.PENANALxPTQa2bCS
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總之,大家都太激動了。942Please respect copyright.PENANArI3epPHUSO
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「你如果享受既…我都無所謂…」童桐扭扭捏捏說。942Please respect copyright.PENANAuHpWUmXFIi
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「我俾得自己IG 你,其實都預左…嗯…」妍妍也紅著臉別過頭說。942Please respect copyright.PENANAY7pTr2c3NS
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沒甚麼可辯解,這是人之常情。942Please respect copyright.PENANAAr0aQV2mgy
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我拿過梳打水猛灌一口,雙臉雙紅得發燙:「玩夠啦嘛?」942Please respect copyright.PENANA2lRM5N0vCm
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本來這時候大家只要說一句玩夠了,就能終結這地獄。942Please respect copyright.PENANAW2LnIokL3Y
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但偏偏好死不死,電源燈一閃一閃。942Please respect copyright.PENANAKWLepu4o7i
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「啊,部機好似就無電。」我媽說,「應該再電2,3次就完。」942Please respect copyright.PENANA0pRQIDHVjM
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於是局面便變成了:那麼就再玩個2,3次直到用盡電力為止吧,反正只剩幾次。942Please respect copyright.PENANA9eQqgQoK7q
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但是要知道足夠電兩三次,不代表只有兩三道問題。942Please respect copyright.PENANAZlrsgaOqtq
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例如說我們連續誠實答個10題,機器只會消耗測量心跳的電量。942Please respect copyright.PENANApzy7SkloJx
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我看著童桐。942Please respect copyright.PENANAGNflh5Olpu
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童桐望向妍妍。942Please respect copyright.PENANAV6nkaEFz8p
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妍妍看住我。942Please respect copyright.PENANA35HyedwPom
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三人之間,誕生了一個臨時共識:這是最後的地獄,而且我們可以終結它。942Please respect copyright.PENANADlvnHiiJrK
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方法就是接下來,只能透過撒謊消耗電量。942Please respect copyright.PENANAiVuI3QwtkI
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所以——真話禁止。942Please respect copyright.PENANAzjScj3Lmlq
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只能說謊的最後測謊地獄,開始!942Please respect copyright.PENANAkybyFCzhZ2