你媽讓我想了一整天,竟然是在她家作客!這回真是事先確認逃生出口的需要也省了;要死怎麼都跑不了,就死在這吧!但這死尹若曦居然遲到,害我獨自一個跟她老爸坐著等,像嫌疑犯般回答著警官的問題。28Please respect copyright.PENANAs3ErM2gN5f
可以讓我死得痛快一點嗎?28Please respect copyright.PENANAwLNWfX6AN3
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「跟若曦多久了?」這句話明顯有弦外之音;可康教授說的事事說不技倆拆不了這道題...28Please respect copyright.PENANAI17HWn8iqp
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「尹先生,其實我跟尹若曦不算很熟,吃過幾次飯吧!」唯有照實說。喂!想來我又沒做啥虧心事,為毛要處處像心虛了般在咬文嚼字?28Please respect copyright.PENANAIXw3P4ZLBH
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「哦?是嗎?」尹老的演技極其浮誇;是睜大了眼、張大了口。「若曦還說你是她閨蜜?」28Please respect copyright.PENANA6xwKvpLfXv
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「閨蜜?」我連她唸哪個學系都不曉得,能熟到她閨房裡去嗎?「尹若曦她誇張了吧!」28Please respect copyright.PENANAdfZzNzAA6f
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「那就好!老實說,我可不想我女兒跟像你這麼優秀的人走得太近。」好了!這句我就真拆解不了!他是在扁我吧!幹他爹我也不真那麼差,連當個好朋友的資格也沒吧!28Please respect copyright.PENANAVBMi49QSOW
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「所以,其實尹先生也太客氣了!」轉個話題吧,操!「我的朋友很多時候喝醉了都是我揹他們回宿舍的;他們都說我孔武有力。」這是謊話,不過無從考究。28Please respect copyright.PENANAZiNMGYkukM
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這時,尹若曦終於回到家。28Please respect copyright.PENANAO7khVtGTSB
死八婆,遲到就早說嘛!害我成了你爸的欺凌對象。可看她一臉愁容,我又心軟了;連在心裡罵她的意欲也沒了!怎麼了?那什麼鬼邦主欺負你了?28Please respect copyright.PENANAzRO1GCo24X
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「若曦,」尹老對女兒似乎真沒什麼憐愛之色,「怎麼那麼晚?你的同學都來了很久了!」28Please respect copyright.PENANAdJ9ZKkI9Tn
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「我有點事去了少邦的宿舍。」果然跟那混蛋有關!我也太聰明了吧!可她連一眼也沒停留在這聰明的我身上。「我先到房間換衣服。」28Please respect copyright.PENANAsvWWGlbXpM
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「別怠慢客人!動作快點。」尹老的語氣淡然,「霞姐!開飯!」28Please respect copyright.PENANA2UJXJhQ066
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看來價值不菲的圓形實木餐桌看來可以坐個十人;可其上只放三套餐具。那個霞姨明明喚她三小姐,該不會家裡人全移民,甚至已殁吧?啋!還是別多管閒事了!28Please respect copyright.PENANAaGlexLkC63
桌上還置了功夫茶。28Please respect copyright.PENANAmCbMkEjfsw
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「原來尹先生愛喝潮洲功夫茶。」28Please respect copyright.PENANAOA6DBXWGYc
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「你也會喝茶?現在的後生都不太會這些了吧!」這回的驚訝表情來得自然,看是真的。28Please respect copyright.PENANAMh3wCiWIyR
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「我媽喜歡潮洲菜。陪她多了就懂一些。」28Please respect copyright.PENANANICmMeo87m
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「你看來挺孝順的。我家若曦從不會陪我去吃飯喝茶。」又來這些難以拆解的東西!28Please respect copyright.PENANAl3eHneQhyq
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「可能她功課忙吧!最近我也少了跟爸媽吃飯;趕paper...」28Please respect copyright.PENANAZiUqyA6VBJ
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「不為也。非不能也。」這句明顯不是衝我而來。看他們父女感情好不到那兒去。28Please respect copyright.PENANADmWhihxvej
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喝完了那杯苦澀的功夫茶後,尹若曦也剛下樓來到飯廳。她的頭髮還是濕漉漉的,明顯洗了個澡,換了一件端莊的粉色連身短裙,跟在家吃飯這回事完全不搭調;感覺是在跟客人交際應酬多於跟老爸和朋友吃飯。28Please respect copyright.PENANA2kawlMURgu
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「頭髮還是濕的怎麼不把它吹乾?」尹老一臉嚴肅地訓話。28Please respect copyright.PENANA2egBEu2WCs
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「你說動作要快嘛!」可尹若曦毫不受落,冷冷地頂了回去。28Please respect copyright.PENANAR66tWxUmTB
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「整天就只會鬥咀。你學學人家好不好?」突然尹老就換了一派老婦的口吻,「凌靖還會陪她母親喝茶;你就連這是茶還是水都不懂。」竟然就把我扯了進去了!28Please respect copyright.PENANAYs2sg7jit0
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「她是凌大俠,但我不是尹大俠。」28Please respect copyright.PENANA2LikDH2tpC
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「還鬥咀?」28Please respect copyright.PENANAsPelxAob0n
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哎!見家長這回事還真讓人頭痛了!28Please respect copyright.PENANAWk8juy1DrB