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One question that people love to ask is "Who would win in a fight: So in so or so and so?" Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Sylvester Stallone, Superman vs Batman, King Kong vs Godzilla, Donald Trump vs Hilary Clinton. These questions literally serve no purpose for anything, but they're still fun to argue about. That being said, I've always wondered who would win in a fight between Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. After doing some deep thinking, I've concluded that Santa Claus would win. Santa Claus would win in the fight due to having a greater body weight, having more supplies, and having a larger army.8964 copyright protection445ＰＥＮＡＮＡSU601XYzwl 維尼
Let's be realistic, the Easter Bunny would be practically begging for a violent death if he were to pick a fight with Old St. Nick. Santa Claus may not have a lot of speed, but does he really need any? Anthropomorphic or not, the Easter Bunny is still a rabbit. A rabbit has no chance against a man of such large size. I'd imagine all Santa would need to do is just do a belly flop onto Mr. Easter Bunny and that would wipe him out instantly. I'm sure most rabbits would have their spinal cords snapped if an obese man jumped on them. The Easter Bunny may have more speed, but he's no match against fat man's belly.8964 copyright protection445ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2eGeeUNrE 維尼
Now let's talk projectiles. What does the Easter Bunny have to throw? Eggs? Candy? Small objects that can fit in a basket? Christmas presents can be as large as a freaking piano. Today, kids are asking for all these high tech gifts for Christmas such as smart phones, Playstation 4s, and giant TVs. Let's just say that all Santa would need to do is grab all of his largest gifts and chunk them at that weak little rabbit. Keep flinging those tiny eggs all you want, Mr. Easter Bunny, you have no match for those hundreds of Xbox's and Playstation's slamming against your face.8964 copyright protection445ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJbVTFHahe 維尼
But how would Santa be able to throw all these giant gifts? Simple, he has an army of elves. Considering these elves spend 365 days a year doing nothing but making gifts, I'd imagine they have plenty of body strength themselves (not to mention, a large amount of stress that needs venting). I'm sure the elves would do a great job pelting that rabbit with anything they can get their hands on. Oh, and then there's the reindeer. Yeah, good luck trying to avoid a large stampede of freaking flying deer Mr. Rabbit. What assistance does the Easter Bunny have? Nobody I know of. Yeah, the Easter Bunny would be rabbit soup if he went up against Kris Kringle.8964 copyright protection445ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7Nf2XZH4o 維尼
Santa Claus would win in a fight against the Easter Bunny because he has a greater body size, greater weapons, and a larger army. You don't mess with St. Nick. He's called the Big Guy for a reason. Though, to be honest, it would probably we a pretty interesting fight. I mean, that is until the poor rabbit gets his neck snapped. That would be pretty sad to watch.8964 copyright protection445ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu5NmkG6mH 維尼
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