Joey Ford8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRDca0zmbA 維尼
October 6, 20168964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuXJt9gB3W 維尼
Week 6: Journal 48964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡejeLWkIr4y 維尼
Okay, I haven't been doing a good job at sacrificing my spare time. I was playing New Leaf in between classes this morning and I've been spending the past hour or so playing Mario Maker. Look, I'm not perfect, okay? I never said I was perfect.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEXcVw9Cgp 維尼
So yesterday, Bunny's other friend Savannah joined her and Kaitlyn at the Bloomfield's house. I also met Savannah's mother for the first time at the pickup, though I have a feeling she isn't going to treat me as kindly and equally as Crystal and Daniel. She didn't say anything rude, but she had this look on her face that said: "Oh wonderful, another stupid kid couldn't keep his penis in his pants" as I was shaking her hand. I also offered to drive Savannah over to the Bloomfield's, but she said: "Oh no, that's fine" with a pretty blank tone of voice. Yeah, I don't think this woman likes me. 8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWLPWBNDZO 維尼
Bunny also wanted to stop at the apartment so she could grab her Anna, Elsa, and Olaf dolls. Part of me really wanted to say no because it would take away time from getting ready, but a bigger part of me wanted to keep my little girl happy. I wasn't late, thank God, but I had almost no time to say Hi to Crystal and I practically had to sprint around the house as I returned home to get ready. I think I'm going to start putting my uniform on each time before I pick Bunny up.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwKqNKCVJo 維尼
Anyway, Bunny had another great day with her friends and I heard almost every last bit of it this morning. More Barbie games, creating Frozen adventures with their dolls (in these adventures, Elsa is one of identical triplets, the triplets being Kaitlyn and Savannah's Elsa dolls), playing tag outside, and watching Netflix before bed. A fun and wonderful day.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡMISioGwdiS 維尼
And speaking of fun and wonderful days, tonight is my night off! Which means plenty of Bunny time! Though I wonder if Bunny will be disappointed that she doesn't get to go to Kaitlyn's house today. Well...let's see...8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyThTE5HXf 維尼
Anyway, I've been wanting to write about some more cute Bunny memories. A couple actually came to my mind the other day.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOE9qoKlTS 維尼
The first cute memory happened when Bunny was two. At the time, I had just finished potty training Bunny. Like I was no longer buying diapers for anything. Not even to go to sleep (we used Pull-ups for that). But she still had accidents every now and then and there's one accident that I can't help but smile every time I think of.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkPL3EVpEP 維尼
I had just picked Bunny up from daycare and was driving her home. Bunny at first was just smiling happily in the backseat, but as soon as we pulled up to a stoplight, she got a strange look on her face.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSNht9X0Pk 維尼
Bunny: "Daddy, I have to go poopy!"8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58tn3YQhiN 維尼
Oh crap.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrMcMBz2Yc 維尼
There was a gas station not far away, but the stoplight was taking so freaking long that I became extremely impatient. And all the traffic wasn't really helping.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAjyFOa7A5 維尼
Bunny (kicking her legs): "DADDY, I HAVE TO GO POOPY!"8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSgL9sLtAu 維尼
Me: "We're almost there, Baby! Just relax!"8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfXI57RsAN 維尼
Yeah, telling a two year old to relax when she really needed to use the bathroom. That's pretty much impossible.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡaukzuUb2DA 維尼
After the light finally let me go, I drove as fast as I could to get to the gas station, but the traffic made that extremely hard. Bunny was squirming by the time we were close to the gas station.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTQ3Pe6qqa 維尼
"POOOOOPYYY!!"8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡiG8SppXqFF 維尼
As I pulled into a parking spot, Bunny suddenly stopped squirming. And then I heard this:8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjOwMYnLHL 維尼
"Daddy, I went poopy."8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SosIzBxnv 維尼
Me: "Oh no."8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKUTvZC86f 維尼
I quickly jumped out of the car and went and took a look. 8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3glEZnGMeg 維尼
Me: "Oh Jesus."8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrL7ogkyr1 維尼
What a freaking mess. The poop had leaked out the back of Bunny's pants and had gotten all over the back of her shirt, pants, and car seat. I just stared for a moment in a daze. Then I turned around and noticed two people watching me.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2U5BaJksc 維尼
One of the people said: "Is everything alright there?"8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡH030U7UKhj 維尼
Me: "Everything's fine. Just...just a little accident."8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPFlDVuSzO 維尼
The people smiled and kept on walking. I just shook my head and thought for a moment on what the hell I needed to do. Maybe I should've called "The Wolf." (Heh heh)8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2PetOAwNF 維尼
Thankfully there was some wipes in the glove compartment that I used to clean up Bunny as best as I could (in other words, not that well). There was also a towel in the backseat that I had Bunny sit on while we drove home. As soon as we got home, I threw Bunny in the bathtub. She was a poopy mess.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqLGz5oukb 維尼
I also threw Bunny's shirt and pants (and the towel) in the washer and I ended up washing them about three times. I threw her underwear in the garbage. There was no way I could save them.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo24L2IwC3 維尼
I also ended up spending about thirty minutes washing Bunny's car seat. That wasn't fun. Especially since the poop had started to dry by then and became ten times harder to get off. God, so much poop to deal with that day.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡeorAXbAhPg 維尼
I was a little frustrated by the whole thing at first, but I quickly got over it as me and Bunny (now fully clean) snuggled on the couch together immediately after I finished cleaning the car seat. Thank God I didn't have to work that day. That would have been a nightmare.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡiigrJqJsyy 維尼
So yeah, as frustrating as this whole thing was, I now just laugh when I think about it. It really was adorable. Definitely something I plan on sharing during Bunny's wedding. She is so going to hate me that day.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH8q5F2dxo 維尼
The next story happened when Bunny was four. And it's about another potty accident. Only this one was a little different.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡie1KBy0IY8 維尼
Me and Bunny were sitting together at church when Bunny suddenly tapped my shoulder. I looked down and she said: "Daddy, I have to go potty."8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8GQ4lkONI 維尼
I took Bunny by the hand and we walked over to the bathrooms. The bathrooms at the church were those ones that only had one toilet and only one person could use at a time. The ones they really need to stop putting in public places. Look, if you're really that ashamed of people seeing you in stalls, just hold it till you get home. It's that simple.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeAPvHsU7S 維尼
Anyway, the men's bathroom was being used, so that meant Bunny had to go by herself in the women's. Bunny was fully capable of using the toilet by herself, but she just became nervous to go by herself in public. She was way too scared at first, but I quickly gave her a hug and kiss and said: "It's okay, Baby. I'm right here." So Bunny slowly turned around and walked to the women's restroom.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNfscMWLyd 維尼
And it was also being used.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRBAaMWrOz 維尼
Me: "Damn it, damn it, damn it."8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJm43GRqSc 維尼
Bunny (clutching herself and hopping up and down): "Daddy, I have to pee!"8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiejT9hLKX 維尼
I went into total panic mode and started knocking on the men's restroom door. The person inside yelled something like: "I'll be out in a minute!" Yeah, I don't think I had a minute.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUmBXQNFRV 維尼
Sure enough, Bunny very soon stopped hopping up and down. Her eyes suddenly became wide and she put her hands over her mouth. After a few more seconds, a liquid dripped down to the bottom of her leg.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8zm0mSdQI 維尼
Uh oh.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCKxCX9D0f 維尼
Bunny's face turned completely red and she started crying. I put my arms around and tried to comfort her (singing both "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?" and "Let It Go"), but she wouldn't stop crying. She was so ashamed.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZmDYySas0 維尼
Bunny (while crying): "Daddy, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYvJEKbUk5 維尼
Me (hugging and kissing her): "It's okay, Baby. It's okay."8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9bMYY4NBl 維尼
The guy in the men's restroom ended up walking out a few seconds later. I think he apologized, I don't know. I was focused on grabbing paper towels from the restroom. I wiped down Bunny's legs as best as I could (her dress wasn't at all ruined by the incident, thank God) and then wiped off the floor (there was a small puddle). We ended up having to take off from church earlier than usual because I couldn't just leave Bunny like this.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡQk03ZiRwQL 維尼
Bunny kept on crying on the whole ride back to the house and was still very upset a while after we got back home. She kept on saying: "Daddy, I'm sorry I peed myself" with the saddest and most embarrassed look on her face. No matter how many times I said: "It's okay" it didn't help her feel better. I didn't think an accident would upset a four year old this much. It was like trying to comfort a teenager who just embarrassed herself in front of a boy she liked.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DYtXlJ8Ii 維尼
So I got another idea. Something that never fails to get that beautiful smile back on her face.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPetHZ2Svr 維尼
I gave her a little tickle. No, I gave her a big tickle. A REALLY big tickle. 8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtcaYdCbxU 維尼
Within about a second, Bunny's smile was back. She started laughing like crazy and we got into a huge tickle fight on the couch. We soon calmed down and Bunny said: "Daddy, I'm hungry." The incident at church was never brought up again. That is, until right now.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡdla1ZtaS6N 維尼
Bottom line, tickle fights are the answer to every problem. Hopefully it comes in handy after her first breakup in the future. Am I a horrible person for saying that?8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡalZe0uKmbw 維尼
Once again, another memory I can't help but smile when I think of. I'll definitely write about more in the future. Though I'll try my hardest to leave out bodily fluids next time.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡ250qENAx94 維尼
Anyway, I'm really looking forward to my night with my little Bunny. I can't wait to create even more cute memories.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtIQozJaPC 維尼
I feel like eating a Pop-Tart right now.8964 copyright protection369ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfdNNWrTpH 維尼
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