先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,741Please respect copyright.PENANA7nR3tWaU5s
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,741Please respect copyright.PENANAMSdiAlUKYr
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。741Please respect copyright.PENANA3eVfOdQNHP
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。741Please respect copyright.PENANAbCeGDlRxRG
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。741Please respect copyright.PENANA2tnRhM8TQ7
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,741Please respect copyright.PENANAEMTNuwnLB2
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好讀書,不求甚解;741Please respect copyright.PENANAAc7XRDmH2w
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,741Please respect copyright.PENANA8Pgj0vb0gW
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。741Please respect copyright.PENANAhP4UBhy7hR
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。741Please respect copyright.PENANAjhUPYjWkoK
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。741Please respect copyright.PENANAm3cTHxnU8R
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。741Please respect copyright.PENANAwLJGwAvhBz
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,741Please respect copyright.PENANA0TKTL8mLpm
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,741Please respect copyright.PENANAkKaV3mkrrI
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;741Please respect copyright.PENANALKyYHXotyK
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;741Please respect copyright.PENANAWObXFvFzRJ
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。741Please respect copyright.PENANA9OkbZnDyvX
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。741Please respect copyright.PENANAvPJFPmxSgp
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;741Please respect copyright.PENANAlpMbGvFtnh
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,741Please respect copyright.PENANAp1I8JGqWbG
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。741Please respect copyright.PENANA3i8bifasOp
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。741Please respect copyright.PENANA3stzGzFGaI
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。741Please respect copyright.PENANAyw1lOAlYRY
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。741Please respect copyright.PENANAElnOitbfC1
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 741Please respect copyright.PENANA3r0bjXLhO5
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。741Please respect copyright.PENANAHV4uNlYlvk
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」741Please respect copyright.PENANAsuHjmltGkz
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」741Please respect copyright.PENANAT8P1hWhAXk
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,741Please respect copyright.PENANAY5MvoPCv59
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,741Please respect copyright.PENANA6BGOHHnhcq
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!741Please respect copyright.PENANAq1KPs2eBz2
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?741Please respect copyright.PENANAiief6UG4Pc
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!741Please respect copyright.PENANA8ulnTdRAj7
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!