先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,742Please respect copyright.PENANAgBoR0cIZdn
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,742Please respect copyright.PENANAGtGJyYpcg4
742Please respect copyright.PENANAmC9PTAoyPr
宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。742Please respect copyright.PENANASOTnbzjny0
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。742Please respect copyright.PENANAEIrWp4XKw5
742Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6rG6BsiOB
閑靜少言,不慕榮利。742Please respect copyright.PENANAF6NI3jjvQs
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,742Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7U2s3IMLG
742Please respect copyright.PENANAmeBuChzVS4
好讀書,不求甚解;742Please respect copyright.PENANAa7kRXRUvJT
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,742Please respect copyright.PENANAcX8d00sTds
742Please respect copyright.PENANAtEgOx7TUX2
每有會意,便欣然忘食。742Please respect copyright.PENANAzzwEyRb5KB
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。742Please respect copyright.PENANAKJMq6QfPEO
742Please respect copyright.PENANAYpns5JHsKN
性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。742Please respect copyright.PENANAKRdtYg9URB
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。742Please respect copyright.PENANAhSKwVcjwg9
742Please respect copyright.PENANA5YSoWqXtDV
親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,742Please respect copyright.PENANAhdhquqARr8
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,742Please respect copyright.PENANAKSac2aI1Sz
742Please respect copyright.PENANACkPJvhMYnk
造飲輒盡,期在必醉;742Please respect copyright.PENANAQEPNWH7WOZ
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;742Please respect copyright.PENANABlfIZ6VSN7
742Please respect copyright.PENANA46WOHcpF0K
既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。742Please respect copyright.PENANAoXnIIfKI88
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。742Please respect copyright.PENANAZW8jg7qc32
742Please respect copyright.PENANAd5loqRItbQ
環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;742Please respect copyright.PENANAla26Qqxr1q
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,742Please respect copyright.PENANAtytbo0SsaC
742Please respect copyright.PENANAIu0r8KPSER
短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。742Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ks4XhOlD1
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。742Please respect copyright.PENANAjBnU1AlkUe
742Please respect copyright.PENANAwR5KoOyXLw
嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。742Please respect copyright.PENANAAgqcd69IDa
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。742Please respect copyright.PENANAIWTYzfaDan
742Please respect copyright.PENANAbhtHyPOFnO
忘懷得失,以此自終。 742Please respect copyright.PENANAHbsRtAmSVw
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。742Please respect copyright.PENANA6jtuCvTemD
742Please respect copyright.PENANAtECFXRABHx
贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」742Please respect copyright.PENANAZe1Su3YK03
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」742Please respect copyright.PENANAIzmK940fHK
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,742Please respect copyright.PENANAkUUJfShgd3
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,742Please respect copyright.PENANAYT8Ilm6BvZ
742Please respect copyright.PENANAdARNChDqHP
無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!742Please respect copyright.PENANAFZseoWxJyz
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?742Please respect copyright.PENANAk2Zu1rP0Ix
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!742Please respect copyright.PENANA5sq6ykXPrQ
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!