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就是這個傻逼的?
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Apr 13, 2018
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No Plagiarism!u9zZPIKYjann9ZWpRyNUposted on PENANA   鄭思均離開後,保寶馬上切換了界面,打開一個名爲起雲的小說網站,在上面看起了書。23Please respect copyright.PENANA2x62C4jlY6
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  一個小時後,保寶已經在排行榜上翻了十幾部小說,結果沒一部他能看進去的,感覺還是原先世界十年前的網文風格啊!23Please respect copyright.PENANAnrnwrjWjSK
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  這就是你們的銷售排行榜?不熱血,沒懸念,不裝逼,搞雞毛?23Please respect copyright.PENANAnFQEDjLkxP
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  保寶無奈地關了小說網站,然後打開視頻網站,點開播放量第一名的一部電視劇看了起來,看名字是部泡沫偶像劇。23Please respect copyright.PENANA7hOpBLjZ3A
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  十多分鐘後……保寶真的快要口吐白沫了,那台詞真的比福爾康還夏紫薇啊!23Please respect copyright.PENANAGxYYepHfNK
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  保寶好幾次都想把這部劇關了——如果不是女主角確實很漂亮而且電視劇裡的時間是炎熱夏天的話。23Please respect copyright.PENANAeYcubhoI8C
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  就在這時,電話突然響了,不是手機,是酒吧的座機。23Please respect copyright.PENANAgMTiIdVqRy
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  保寶接了起來:「喂您好,這裡是彼岸花酒吧。」23Please respect copyright.PENANABeDLZraaWO
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  「你看看我的錢包是不是忘在酒吧裡了。」對面是鄭思均的聲音。23Please respect copyright.PENANAYUeviOeYNG
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  保寶愣了一下,扭頭一看,果然有一個錢包安靜地躺在吧台上,淡淡地道:「是有一個錢包在這裡。」23Please respect copyright.PENANA9dZKfu3wVM
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  「那就好,我現在馬上去拿,你別動我的錢我告訴你!」23Please respect copyright.PENANAkJUf9581rd
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  「啪!」保寶直接挂了電話。23Please respect copyright.PENANAaQ8RIzQpdN
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  正准備繼續痛並快樂著欣賞這部肥皂劇時,酒吧裡走進了一個女孩,穿著白色T恤和熱褲,身材偏瘦,長相還不差,是個骨感的小美女。23Please respect copyright.PENANA9xVAlggEFs
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  「老板,現在做生意嗎?」女孩望了眼空曠的酒吧,對保寶問了一聲。23Please respect copyright.PENANAlknS8bA17j
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  「哦……當然,只是因爲現在是白天,沒什麽生意而已。」保寶馬上來了精神,擡頭望著面前這個二十歲左右的女孩,笑道:「美女需要什麽?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAAK3TMJVohl
23Please respect copyright.PENANAdCFBvNM5PU
  其實不只是白天,晚上生意確實也不太好。23Please respect copyright.PENANApbbfs3r1bi
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  據郁绮鸢所說,是因爲經常有人來酒吧搗亂。23Please respect copyright.PENANAWqUC2ppOvf
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  人家不是明著搗亂,而是裝成客人來消費,然後在酒吧裡鬧「矛盾」,噼裡啪啦一頓砸酒瓶,總有部分客人被這陣仗嚇跑。23Please respect copyright.PENANAT8WWqCLrdZ
23Please respect copyright.PENANAKaqFMs5cgA
  並且每次來的人還都不同,你也查不清。23Please respect copyright.PENANArZvSUFLThF
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  最後賠你點兒錢完事兒,這種情況當然有真有假,確實有喝酒上頭鬧了矛盾摔酒瓶的,你也拿不准,更沒法追究人家責任。23Please respect copyright.PENANARq0h5MKbZ1
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  一來二去,這種事情常發生,來酒吧的客人逐漸就少了,就算這事和他們無關,但是讓客人很鬧心啊!23Please respect copyright.PENANAKRozQvNsot
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  郁绮鸢以前在念大學,畢業了又回公司擔任了董事長,她當初開這個酒吧也只是出於興趣愛好,重心也沒放在酒吧上,更沒想用它發家。23Please respect copyright.PENANAjXwkeQgbV5
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  所以對這酒吧裡的事根本沒怎麽管過,基本就是個甩手掌櫃,之前都已經打算轉租酒吧了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAwyZrRxrWQC
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  「那給我來一杯口味清爽的甜酒吧!」女孩走到吧台,坐在高腳凳上笑著。23Please respect copyright.PENANAPo1MchAwkR
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  口味清爽的甜酒?23Please respect copyright.PENANAmgLWPfKe0K
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  保寶在腦海中搜索了一下,最後確認了一種比較適合女性的甜味酒。23Please respect copyright.PENANA552wjkO443
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  「美女稍等。」保寶對女孩笑了笑。23Please respect copyright.PENANARVx0walnpd
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  然後取出微量石榴糖漿和1/3量的桃子酒,倒入杯中用長匙攪勻,之後倒入2/3量的葡萄酒攪勻,又加入了適量冰塊。23Please respect copyright.PENANASnrcONlvUI
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  其實用冷凍的桃子酒會更好,只是現在沒有,保寶只能用冰塊代替了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAl8PEKRhGHZ
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  「老板,你的錢包麻煩還是收一下吧!」女孩指了指吧台上的錢包:「萬一丟了可別怪我了。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAQTDuDpFzye
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  保寶扭頭望了眼那錢包,是鄭思均方才摔在那裡的,結果這貨忘記拿走了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAPuSbCFnzN3
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  「那不是我的,是傻逼的。」保寶淡淡笑道。23Please respect copyright.PENANA24VoNtuokh
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  「傻逼的?」女孩愣了一下。23Please respect copyright.PENANAMnGKrPlTDv
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  鄭思均忽然那從外面衝了進來,看到吧台上的錢包後,忙上去拿了起來:「還好還好……錢包果然是丟在這了,如果是掉在別處就不好辦了。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAQtOC291hSZ
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  女孩微揚著腦袋望向鄭思均,下意識想到……就是這個傻逼的?23Please respect copyright.PENANAfD7PtccNLY
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  「咦,美女?需要什麽酒?」鄭思均看到女孩後忙道,卻又見保寶已經調好了一杯酒,忙擺手皺眉:「诶,你別亂調酒啊!把客人喝跑了怎麽辦?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAf5XD5nrU7a
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  「美女,請。」保寶不理會鄭思均,笑著把酒推到了女孩跟前,然後給這杯酒施加了浪漫情緒。23Please respect copyright.PENANApx4RNjldz7
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  女孩看著眼前這杯桃紅色的酒,鮮豔剔透,指尖輕輕碰了下酒杯,冰涼的觸感在這夏日裡極爲怡神。23Please respect copyright.PENANA4znT3AbK1g
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  「美女,不能喝他調的酒,他根本不會調酒。」鄭思均急忙上前制止:「你想喝什麽酒,我現在給你調一杯。」23Please respect copyright.PENANALlYZPrhGlu
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  「嗯?」女孩狐疑了一下,蹙著秀眉望了望二人。23Please respect copyright.PENANAL55zmnbW10
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  「其實我是這裡的服務生,剛學習調酒沒多久,可能他怕我還不夠專業。」保寶笑道。23Please respect copyright.PENANAyxhDABLd6D
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  鄭思均忍不住抽搐了下嘴角,什麽叫你剛學習調酒沒多久?半天都還不到好不好!23Please respect copyright.PENANAD6aZbXaG11
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  不過這個時候在客人面前,鄭思均也不敢捅破保寶的話,只能跟著點頭:「沒錯,他還是新手調酒師,不如美女把你想喝的酒說一下,我重新給你調一杯如何?」23Please respect copyright.PENANABfpkeRpAuq
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  女孩想了想,最後點了點頭:「但是我也只能付一杯的錢,哪杯好喝我喝哪個,我想要一杯口味清爽的甜酒。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAiXHRNU0fSn
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  「沒問題。」鄭思均咬著牙點頭,末了還狠狠瞪了保寶一眼:「美女選剩下的那杯,誰調的誰付錢。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAGqGdyNWE4m
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  「隨意。」保寶丟下這兩個字,便直接無視他了,笑著和女孩搭起了話:「美女肯定還是學生吧?」23Please respect copyright.PENANACbLfpA7vPz
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  女孩聞言,笑著露出了一顆小虎牙:「我想知道你是如何看出來的,不准說是猜的。」23Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y1mrgtPvR
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  「這不肯定是猜的嘛!一般像美女這個年紀的,肯定是學生啊!」鄭思均哼道。23Please respect copyright.PENANA52N4OxCndP
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  保寶淡淡笑著:「我只是看到你T恤胸口上有黑色水筆的劃痕,所以覺得你應該是學生才對。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAWaX01mtsSr
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  「……」鄭思均眼皮抖了一下,尼瑪老子在這調酒,你在那看美女的胸。23Please respect copyright.PENANAtHwhK8x4dC
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  隨後他趴在保寶耳邊小聲警告道:「就你這一身衣服,別人一眼就看出來了,想泡妞最好用你一個月工資去買一套好點兒的。」23Please respect copyright.PENANA5Z3Aw4SBIz
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  「就算衣服上有筆痕,也不一定就是學生哦!」女孩也沒在意兩人的悄悄話,歪著腦袋笑笑。23Please respect copyright.PENANADZVpQ6c4Ks
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  保寶把鄭思均撥開,笑道:「沒錯,也許是公司文職人員,不過今天是周間,當然,也許你又可以說你請了假,但是我不覺得有人會爲了來酒吧悠閒的喝一杯酒去請假,除非……」23Please respect copyright.PENANAStd9TGarHg
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  「除非什麽?」女孩很好奇。23Please respect copyright.PENANApkPRxgRPzr
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  「除非你是真的請了假。」23Please respect copyright.PENANA2sNiAxoPuy
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  「噗……」女孩捂著嘴嬌笑:「你說話可真有意思。」23Please respect copyright.PENANA47XZbzOVl3
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  「……」鄭思均很不爽,心想老子在這辛苦調酒給你擦屁股,你居然還不聽警告在那和小美女調.情。23Please respect copyright.PENANADK6woSYjvf
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  保寶卻不覺得這有什麽,作爲一個合格的調酒師,不僅要會「調酒」,還要會「調.情」,調動客人的興趣和聊天氣氛。23Please respect copyright.PENANArR5X2L3LQY
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  「所以我覺得,林小姐應該是在校大學生,大概是因爲下午沒課,所以出來逛逛。」保寶笑道。23Please respect copyright.PENANAdg3A2D8o1C
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  「啊?你又怎麽知道我姓林?」女孩詫異了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAshgbmgikfK
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  「如果這個時候,我說你只要把你的電話告訴我,我就告訴你答案,你會不會忍心拒絕?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAPxZjIpQFT9
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  「嗯~~~你先告訴我原因,我就把號碼給你。」女孩調皮笑著,既然這樣說了,就已經表明同意了,不過是讓自己看起來矜持一些而已。23Please respect copyright.PENANAAVIBMMFhY7
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  「……」鄭思均想罵人,你特麽這把妹速度也太快了吧!眼看這樣下去,電話號碼已經要到了啊!23Please respect copyright.PENANA7vtxd0kcRr
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  難道這妹紙眼瞎,看不到你身上的衣服很普通?看不到老子穿著一身名牌?23Please respect copyright.PENANARfHw3PUgNY
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  「那我就告訴你吧!」保寶笑道。23Please respect copyright.PENANAejbBsfLoZd
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  「願聞其詳。」女孩露出好奇的神情。

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