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初來報到必須要找出這裡的美食,在以往沒有接觸過大城市,小區的美食不外乎一些醃製的果肉或者果汁弄成的冰棒,成本比較低廉又可以就地取材,這就是兒時的味道,看看四周一間間店舖鄰近,快餐廳對於我來說依舊有點陌生,甫走進去就有強烈的燈光照射著餐牌,價錢也不便宜呢。10Please respect copyright.PENANAsMkyT15slY
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今天又碰見她,看見她一身校服的樣子,不用猜測也知道是要上學去,她的母親面有難色看來是怕我會發怒吧,跟一個小孩計較,我還做不出這種醜事來。10Please respect copyright.PENANALFjlkSmPCu
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隨後又跟她媽媽點頭算是打招呼,這應該可以讓她好過一點吧,畢竟我都放下姿態,小女孩開心的笑著,幸好我也有一些育成遊戲的經驗,這種簡單的解圍我也是懂的。10Please respect copyright.PENANA9BAGPJsYnK
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“傻女,哥哥好人黎,你唔好亂講。”10Please respect copyright.PENANAX6GYvqjjJ7
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美美這個丫頭的威力難以想像,今天算是第二次見面,突然感受到背後有一道冷氣吹過,回過頭來什麼也沒有看到,出口的大門剛好半掩,應該只是開門造成的氣流吧。10Please respect copyright.PENANAG0414eS3J9
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大城市的東西都比較精緻嗎?照片上的魚柳看起來跟我眼前的看起來似乎是有點失真,商家的套路就是指這些吧,一口魚柳也好過黑心魚柳,明天還是去找找其他好吃的吧。10Please respect copyright.PENANAVyAjnmYcRx
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回到家裡的廚房發現,黑貓這老頭子又在搗亂,雪櫃是半掩的,看來需要跟他好好談一下規矩了。10Please respect copyright.PENANAiqn27gQ12I
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“哼,本尊剛復活仍然需要食物,你這破爛的家什麼也沒有,餓死本尊你也會沒命的。”10Please respect copyright.PENANATmGMGeAosC
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“你食住鄉下帶黎果啲咸菜先,今晚放學先買包貓糧比你。”10Please respect copyright.PENANAgHfHFc4QVO
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牛扒?10Please respect copyright.PENANAbY9Ijx5JGU
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“牛扒好貴架,我自己都唔敢買,仲要買比你食,你都係殺咗我好過啦。”10Please respect copyright.PENANA7HG3NOa61Q
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一道電光自牠雙目放出,眉目突然冒起火來,你這只臭貓真的是太放肆了,真的是老虎不發威被當成病貓。10Please respect copyright.PENANAbjExoMi6xx
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隨手拍熄了眉毛火後接著一掌接在想要按在牠背上,可惜未能如願,牠高高躍起再向我後腦一踢,暈眩感出現,我連一隻貓都打不過,這還有天理在嗎?10Please respect copyright.PENANAvXv1QzjQpd
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‧‧‧ ‧‧‧。10Please respect copyright.PENANAixR9tobaRs
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超市內聚集了不少的人群,牛肉攤之中有一位中年男子正在埋首工作,一副快將散架的眼鏡,他的辛勞沒有人為他分擔,他的目光只放在那部兩年前買的智能電話上,電話中的對話框中有一張他不想看到的照片。10Please respect copyright.PENANAMUjeqhCNpR
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照片有一位少婦與一位男子相擁而笑,那笑容是他自結婚以來至近年也沒有看到過,婚事早在八年前,但他一直以來都是辛苦工作,大家見面時間的確很少,想不到就是如此,一生中最愛竟然已投入他人的懷抱之中。10Please respect copyright.PENANAuvyPqobVxf
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當他回過來發現一個人影也沒有,只有一道空空的牆。10Please respect copyright.PENANAaQuBq5KrIP
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