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搬了屋隔離住個怪叔叔
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「睇你學過『行氣』,而家帶你返舖頭先,有啲嘢要問清楚你。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAGeRcW5ap5K
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光頭男顯得有點不耐煩,這次以前我根本對天師這個名稱沒有概念,最多也只是從電影中聽說過,小時候最喜歡三五成群一起看些恐怖片,那時看著殭屍片也會害怕,而家想起也有點可笑,但眼前的這個人好像不想放過我,跟他回去不會有好事,這是我多年來的直覺告訴我的。20Please respect copyright.PENANAV1rC6qzWWU
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「你覺得我同你討論嘅嘢可以比其他人聽?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAivB8bCVXM7
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的確他說的是對的,這種事對其他人來說太過天方夜譚,若是公開了絕對會引起公眾恐慌,我想政府也有相應措施在防範,從小到大就覺得世上總有些事是一小撮人才有資格體會的,好像間諜、牽涉到國家級層面的東西,這些我從小就很有興趣,可惜人大了就只留下一些學債,成績也不好,根本無可能接觸到這些。20Please respect copyright.PENANANi09NmSt3y
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「我只係跟過鄰居學『打坐』,無學過咩『行氣』喎。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAx1ZGhjVYd7
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「意思差唔多啦,行啦,咁多野講,怕我溶咗你咩!」20Please respect copyright.PENANAAZnDTSSpj5
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你知道就好。20Please respect copyright.PENANABXe1yofxqX
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我當然沒有這樣回答他,只是剛才那自稱心魔的傢伙稱他作中天師,我相信這個階級的天師絕對有能力輕易殺死我,我還有美好的青春不想死,當然他又不可能無故殺人,我想他們也是有些守則吧,他身穿便利店員工服,口中所說的舖頭當真是說便利店嗎?20Please respect copyright.PENANACXZIEw6EZs
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「差唔多啦,你企開少少先。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAP5XN2BER8V
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我心頭突然有股不安感,只見他突然抽中桃木劍向我旁邊的磚牆一斬,牆身沒有任何裂痕,只有一道古老機關開動的聲音傳來,完全與電影中那種罐頭音效相同,聲音帶動磚牆改變現出一道剛好足夠一人通過的大門,他目光轉到我身上,這顯然是請我走在前頭的意思,內裡有些許燈光,不算明亮但也足夠照明了,前方只有一道走廊,盡頭有一道木門。20Please respect copyright.PENANA447ucJtIAZ
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木門自行打開,裡頭坐了個穿著白袍的便利店職員,口裡咬著一根熱狗,嘴邊還沾有茄汁,想不到剛進來就打擾了別人進食,莫非這裡是員工休息室?20Please respect copyright.PENANAOZ8GZCdwdp
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「隊長,乜咁大整古,帶人返黎搞嘢都唔通知聲先?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAf3UlF8sT1r
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「單眼佬,你再講多句,今日你就同你細佬好好道個別。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAaZxE8kl1AK
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白袍男單手掩著下體退到一角,我正在為自己不知何故來到此地而感到困擾,戴丁不知在何處拉了張椅來,讓我先坐在上頭,他隨後進了另一間房間,看來應該是小倉庫之類,只見他回來時拿著一本灰塵比臉皮要厚的硬皮書,就似電影橋段般他用力一吹揚起所有的灰塵,可惜此處地方不大,很快就有三道可怕的咳嗽聲在此間表演交響樂。20Please respect copyright.PENANA5Dpw2WW3HT
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「隊長,你今日係咪唔記得食藥啊‧‧‧ ‧‧‧咳咳。」20Please respect copyright.PENANACyBqXMUvqh
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那個叫『單眼佬』的男子低頭痛苦的咳嗽著,不忘回頭一句痛罵戴丁,戴丁邊咳嗽邊翻開書頁,他用短小粗壯的食指在找尋什麼,翻了數頁後終於找到了就反轉書頁給我看看。20Please respect copyright.PENANARkZKavLlnO
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天師門規,第十二章第二節第一條‧‧‧ ‧‧‧。20Please respect copyright.PENANACUpyorvOpx
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「若無師門門派的學徒若要單獨行動必須由師長或已出師的師兄姊陪同,違反者如被發現皆由天師門收押處理。」20Please respect copyright.PENANACsOZ9fkDA9
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天師門跟中國古拳法是否有關係,聽名字就知道不是什麼好惹的角色,這個戴丁若是天師門下的中天師,想必高層就是上天師們了吧,如果他帶我回去他們的老巢,想必阿叔也未必能救我吧。20Please respect copyright.PENANAOd6F88HyV3
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阿叔也只是與我認識不久,會不會救我也是個未知數,若是如此,此地不宜久留,必須找方法離開才行。20Please respect copyright.PENANA2Sg6Q2zfkQ
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「天師,你應該仲未清楚呢個名代表住啲咩,但係你已經入咗呢個圈子,你已經無得返轉頭。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAz8O5kmLMf5
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這時單眼佬也插嘴。20Please respect copyright.PENANAP8ATjp5DUQ
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「『行氣』算係初哥亦無體術架式功底,呢件學徒都未夠資格做嘅,隊長你係點搵到呢個生得咁高大嘅小朋友返黎?」20Please respect copyright.PENANArVBo00c8Zf
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「佢『行氣』路線係道門正宗舊派,同我地新式果種唔同。」20Please respect copyright.PENANADeYCWyW0U2
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「小朋友,麻煩你打個坐呼口氣。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAbFKAPsipfE
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在兩個實力比我高出很多的大漢面前我沒有反抗的權利,我只能照他所說的做,運功一次後呼了口氣,忘記了此間沒有門窗,味道揮之不去,一下子就有種暈眩感。20Please respect copyright.PENANAt9Fq5pn2lt
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「嘩,呢種惡臭真係得啲食古不化嘅老屎忽先會識。」20Please respect copyright.PENANA3hjW9OLzgB
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「身體嘅雜質仲有唔少,你持之以恆,十年之後中天師有望。」20Please respect copyright.PENANA1RQaAY9Mnx
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十年!?20Please respect copyright.PENANAKskv2ul12e
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「戴‧‧‧ ‧‧‧隊長,其實我真係唔識咩天師門,不如你地放我走啦。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAVFYKcmJxvi
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「我講過,你入得黎呢個圈子就無得返轉頭,況且我地呢期好等人用,睇你大學生咁款應該都想搵份兼職啦,好啦,我就比個機會你試下。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAl94rmi8wGB
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是不是所有天師都是如此霸道不聽別人訴求的,我的人生不想與這些人有什麼關連,比卡超此刻若在怕也能有點機會逃脫,但牠力量未曾恢復不敢輕易顯露人前,牠似乎也不鳥這些天師,誰能來救救我啊。20Please respect copyright.PENANABQgTTCniIp
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「如果只係便利店嘅工作,絕對無問題,我可以。」20Please respect copyright.PENANAVrOP7F66FS
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「便利店當然要你幫手,天師門果邊我地會幫你搞掂,今次心魔出動屬於『鬼級』任務,總部會派人落區,到時你唔使出聲睇住我地點就可以,明唔明白?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAY9syzHLUTA
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鬼級,好像挺危險的等級。20Please respect copyright.PENANAD0Ln1XZFwV
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「訊火符同飛鳥符都交比你,雖然只係E級符但都係最實用嘅,有危險就訊火符,趕得切留言就用埋飛鳥符,明唔明白?」20Please respect copyright.PENANAfA5l48ZfWz
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