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回到家後就見比卡超一副看戲的樣子,想必是知道些什麼,想要幸災樂禍,牠似乎不知道我這個主人,快將要面對些什麼。12Please respect copyright.PENANAzzc1cVZyBh
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「比卡超。」12Please respect copyright.PENANACu9ZjsBmBI
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牠送上一對白眼。12Please respect copyright.PENANAuGnDt1yjkK
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「你對『天師』有幾多認識?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAhr1z9e4Or7
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「本尊不會再跟天師有任何瓜葛。」12Please respect copyright.PENANATdK8YGGceB
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喂,答非所問了。12Please respect copyright.PENANAg4G4vglYoX
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「今晚我會見佢地啲人,好似有啲危險。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAHnYJr3VJdV
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「如果只是剛才那種級數的天師,沒什麼可怕的。」12Please respect copyright.PENANARf61MvaZBw
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「覆天棍可唔可以比我旁身?」12Please respect copyright.PENANATxaTHIo6DR
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「本尊可不做蝕底買賣。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAdlr7Kusesw
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「一塊牛扒用一晚。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAuMVCOswk9q
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「成交。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAsEewJshw59
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比卡超掏出覆天棍拋給我後就走了,我也管不著牠,只是想起夜晚心中有點莫名的不安,洗了個澡後打開電腦先想讓自己靜下心來,發現心裡的不安更盛,最後毫無辦法就只有去打坐了。12Please respect copyright.PENANA9yRUukqUga
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這次打坐時間是超越了之前每一次,直到心靈完全放鬆後呼出一口可怕的濁氣,這次就連屁股也忍不住一同呼了口臭氣,這次的打坐感受非常特別,因為由張開雙眼開始,我發覺看的東西都比平常要緩慢一點,也能看得比較仔細。12Please respect copyright.PENANAF3aBWnli7q
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到了很久以後我才了解這叫作『頓悟』。12Please respect copyright.PENANANbYCcdaHIg
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頓悟是一種機緣,打坐後能進入頓悟者心靈與靈感會提升至極高的程度,一般是超越同級數倍的。12Please respect copyright.PENANAKkeJZqcY3A
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此時才發現因為覆天棍在手,莫非是它的關係?12Please respect copyright.PENANAUYwdrwthQ0
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為了驗證心中的想法我放下了它重新打坐,情況依舊,這就似乎與它無關,但這種狀態下自己終於可以放鬆,這十分重要,因為精神充沛的關係我又胡亂耍了一通,想像自己是一個武林高手,終於半小時後我又變成滿身臭汗的,還捉住數只小強。12Please respect copyright.PENANA7yOULhTbVA
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「噫?點解個心好似好熱咁?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAxwOT08eVFy
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「別動,你剛才任由『真氣』胡亂游走,現在亂動可能會走火入魔。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAbpLKhOKEk1
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打坐。12Please respect copyright.PENANAxpkF82x8DC
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「打坐照老頭教你的路線『行氣』,快!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAmQRVyCvpB0
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比卡超不知從那處冒出來,牠的語氣非常沉重,這種興奮狀態想不到原來會引起走火入魔。12Please respect copyright.PENANAZML1ClkgFi
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「別一臉白痴,你知不知道一不小心你就會死!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAt3uTjjsBFa
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唔撚係呱?12Please respect copyright.PENANAi5lrdj9XLg
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這說讓我有點上心了,我閉起雙眼打坐,滿頭的冷汗,這時才知道自己原來很不舒服,有想要暈倒到的可能,比卡超此時一道雷光打在我身,刺激了我身體細胞,不讓我就此睡去。12Please respect copyright.PENANALNqH66gK65
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「你睡了就會死,快醒過來!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAgDKArTexvu
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「為何會遇上你這麼一個大白痴!真是氣死本尊了!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAkcmvDdUmcf
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所謂的真氣在身體中游走飛快,每走一圈就有收縮之感,應該是身體吸收了吧,這道真氣很粗壯,至少我自己是這樣認為的,它在經脈中游走非常霸道,又讓我身體癢癢的,我感到身體肌肉不斷磨擦,有種脫胎換骨的感覺,這道真氣究竟從何而來?12Please respect copyright.PENANAMcj3XirOxA
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「還剩一半,保持心神不亂,不要大意。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAxF3rj7LQpE
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覆天棍不知何時被我握在手中,我雙手自然捉住兩端,下意識雙掌抵著兩端,放開十指只靠手掌抵著,覆天棍與我形成一個循環,真氣甚至游走到它身上,真氣消耗得更加快,直到最後我好像聽到一聲撕裂的聲音,腦海中多了一道說話。12Please respect copyright.PENANAhoW4ykuVDh
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「靈心通明,心誠則靈。」12Please respect copyright.PENANA20fSdvGKcj
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是一句經文?12Please respect copyright.PENANAjHTgfvwUTD
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「好了,累死本尊了,這次你欠了本尊一星期的牛扒。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAOqpwaXMfZY
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「一星期!?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAJPbn5ZfPuR
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「你以為雷法可以胡亂使出嗎?那是本尊為了保住你性命透支了本源,幸好覆天棍吸收了你的真氣,本尊需要休養一星期,這個星期你不要多生事端。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAAFrgx0bT62
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「今夜沒事的,那幫天師自號道門正宗,行事有著規矩,不會取你性命。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAjy8ALX1VzJ
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「你有冇聽過『靈心通明,心誠則靈』?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAEZswkEtE6g
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靈心通明,心誠則靈?12Please respect copyright.PENANALzja5K6BmW
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「本尊沒有聽過。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAioS70SHzUc
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「咁無嘢啦。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAUHbQoJ6JL0
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「記得準備好牛扒,本尊告辭了。」12Please respect copyright.PENANA5HyRKpJwnc
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屋企又重回安靜了,此時看看鐘竟然已經臨近凌晨,是要起行了,但這時肚子才傳來一聲響叫,剛才為了疏導真氣用光了力氣,晚餐也沒有吃,算吧,便利店也會有食物。12Please respect copyright.PENANAdfrCkC1hvZ
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簡單換了身衣物後就趕到了便利店,戴丁隊長如常站著,他身邊多了個少女,年紀看起來應該跟我差不多,想必也是兼職員工吧。12Please respect copyright.PENANApEMkwUC77F
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「隊長呢個就係新仔?」12Please respect copyright.PENANAYHGGqa7ym5
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新仔?12Please respect copyright.PENANApSejPczpb6
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莫非她也是天師?12Please respect copyright.PENANA3RuNIB3ulq
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「無錯啊,佢就係東區夜巡隊嘅最新隊員!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2awd0LyYy
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「妳好,我叫郭兆智,可以叫我小智。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAjZsCBwLp9j
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「叫我Jessie。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAJoB8aqhyjT
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Jessie不算高大,但樣子看起來有種英氣,少了一份少女的味道,從她的衣著也可猜測到,她絕對就是網上討論區一眾男會員都歧視的TB。12Please respect copyright.PENANAkjiFSHetSm
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「單眼佬呢,屙屎使唔使成個鐘啊!」12Please respect copyright.PENANAVL1PugjKhd
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「對唔住隊長!岩岩睇到最肉緊果集太入神!」12Please respect copyright.PENANASWEEAoAFq5
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一道衝忙的聲音從便利店中通往倉庫的門後傳來,那人一手智能電話另一手剛剛洗濕,這個人不能跟他握手啊。12Please respect copyright.PENANAJffgHwGQ2A
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其實在場還有兩個特別安靜的人,兩人都在清潔和上貨,他們沒有交流沒有對話,只是在埋頭苦幹。12Please respect copyright.PENANAeQJ5WVqirw
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戴丁一手搶走了單眼佬的智能電話,對他表示極度不滿,Jessie同時加入戰團,堂堂一個大男子被一個少女罵得抬不起頭來,我就是一個局外人一樣,當我肚子的餓聲傳出後這種尷尬就一下子消除了。12Please respect copyright.PENANAJcEgJdnFm9
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「噫,咪住,細路你對眼做乜咁紅。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAEckqnMT6Vd
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「單眼佬!」12Please respect copyright.PENANArRHsCookwE
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戴丁立即呼喚手下,單眼佬雙手擒拿我沒法逃離他的魔爪,他從衣袋中取出一枝小型電筒照進我眼中,隨後搖了搖頭,又下流般的暗笑著,他一定是猜錯了什麼!12Please respect copyright.PENANAJba9G6ioo7
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「隊長,佢陽氣透支,有啲虧啫。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAmoiccUrMqM
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陽氣透支?12Please respect copyright.PENANAJwOHH6jiOf
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「後生仔血氣方剛,但都唔好過量,要適可而止。」12Please respect copyright.PENANABUcynvcW7e
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Jessie不忙補刀。12Please respect copyright.PENANA7aNLRaBtZd
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「下流。」12Please respect copyright.PENANABldm4MPSEA
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喂喂,你們一臉理所當然是什麼一回事?12Please respect copyright.PENANAnB4vke0zAs
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此時外面車聲瞬息而止,就像是突然憑空出現,沒有一點先兆,這是天師門的特殊手法?12Please respect copyright.PENANAYhnJAVl54r
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「東區夜巡隊隊長戴丁。」12Please respect copyright.PENANApUEe4c61zR
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「回長官,在下就係戴丁!」12Please respect copyright.PENANA4os82pwUmu
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「好,編號#0811345,鬼級任務『心魔』附身,任務完成度80%,對於未能完美達成,總部需要一個合理解釋。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAY7k87BS3eH
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「回長官,因為途中出現一個意外,我地意外發現一位流落在外嘅天師學徒。」12Please respect copyright.PENANAsp4Rp4kCbP
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「他人在哪方?」12Please respect copyright.PENANATbRZHi8Cga
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戴丁望著我但沒有示意讓我說話,我只是回望了他,那位長官也就知曉了,戴丁準備回話時那位長官先行問道。12Please respect copyright.PENANAK0pHJIL3TS
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「你過來。」12Please respect copyright.PENANA5hKEfkDhef
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