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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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11-2. 四人行之美人來親一口
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半信半疑間,他們來到一間和室。寬敞明亮空間設計搭配精緻典雅的擺設,中央小茶几上還備了幾樣茶點,整室散發著淡淡的花香味,令他們才踏進去便覺一陣放鬆。823Please respect copyright.PENANAMs1gIU9vHR
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「套房附設的露天溫泉就在院子裡,拉開對面的門便是。房內設施的使用方式可以查閱桌上的說明面板,客人有任何疑問或需求,只要大喊『還我漂漂來』在下就會來為您服務喔。」服務生NPC含笑說完就在原地消失,也不管他們聽到那口號的黑線表情。823Please respect copyright.PENANArEr44lIder
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「話說回來,哥一直都有個疑惑。」肉盾望著NPC消失的地方,皺起小新濃眉問道。823Please respect copyright.PENANANENZjy0ib7
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「什麼疑惑?」說著,塞倫走到小茶几前,調出說明面板查看。823Please respect copyright.PENANARoGQRh6YDk
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「這山莊的名字叫『還我票票』,到底是要還什麼票?車票?機票?」肉盾不解地思索了會,便靈光一閃地拍掌道:「難道是鈔票?也對,這裡費用這麼貴,叫還我鈔票來也不為過!」823Please respect copyright.PENANAjIuKB3FV3S
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塞倫愣了下,才沒輒失笑道:「真不知該說你中文好還是差了。」823Please respect copyright.PENANAKHJmLcO0w4
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「不對嗎?」肉盾納悶地抓著爆炸頭,卻見美人笑得風華絕代,一雙琥珀美目更是迷人不已,便也癡癡傻笑起來。823Please respect copyright.PENANAcenq7dgqCq
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瞧他那呆樣,塞倫不禁又笑了下,一直好奇的疑問也隨口而出了,「你們從小就移民國外嗎?還是ABC?」823Please respect copyright.PENANAvNaWTcph2H
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「移民?沒有啊。」肉盾回過神想了想,才意識到什麼誤會,連忙解釋:「只有小貝兒是半個華僑啦,他媽媽是台灣人,所以是混血兒,我和泰都是道地美國人。」823Please respect copyright.PENANAf4GGC74UET
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「你們不是華人?」塞倫驚訝地睜大雙眼,半晌才吶吶地說:「那你們中文學得真好,我還以為是從小跟家人移民的華僑,才會講得這麼流利,雖有點口音卻也還算標準。」823Please respect copyright.PENANADfWOLhHa5u
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「嘿,哥厲害吧!」難得被美人讚賞,肉盾更加開心得要飛上天,倘若背後有尾巴的話,估計也會搖個不停,「因為我家以前是做茶葉貿易的,常在亞洲一帶有生意往來,所以中文是我從小必學的第二語言啦!而且喔……」823Please respect copyright.PENANAYMCBlJ83Sd
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得意過頭,就忘了此時正在遊戲裡,他一臉神秘地湊近被數據調整過的臉,「我的曾曾曾祖母其實是華人喔,所以我也算是有一點點混血,你看你看!」823Please respect copyright.PENANAQeHcqSZYrG
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「呃……現在這樣看不太出來。」塞倫黑線地點明。823Please respect copyright.PENANAkqHQKEvREB
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「啊,對吼!哈哈哈!都忘了哥調過外貌。」肉盾摸著頭傻笑。823Please respect copyright.PENANAwQrOvYLyCJ
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呵,這傻蛋真是怎麼出糗都不覺害臊。塞倫再次被逗得暗自笑罵完,正要再開口就聽到育的讚嘆聲,「哇!好漂亮喔!」823Please respect copyright.PENANAKWYLWJZ5qL
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他們見育立在院子的拉門處觀望,便好奇地過去一看,頓時也為之一驚。為絨絨細雪覆蓋的後山風色盡入眼底。滿世純白的雪景中,眼前一池乳白泉水為黑岩堆砌圍繞,泉水注流處濺起透著淺銀光暈的水粒,有如小巧盈靈的花精靈,於裊裊氤氳霧氣中細撒清新淡香。如此夢幻景致,令他們一時間沈浸其中無法言語。823Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8UqgIZzUI
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午後徐風悄然輕舞,一縷豔紅細絲無聲無息地拂上臉頰,肉盾隨之望去,便見塞倫微仰下巴以目光追逐晶瑩光珠的側臉,美得像是這雪白夢境裡的精靈仙子。美人美景,如詩如畫,看得他心神蕩漾,一種似曾相識的悸動砰然湧入心頭,便不禁柔聲說:「小倫先泡吧。」823Please respect copyright.PENANAFihAcwzgV1
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「嗯?」塞倫轉向抬頭注視自己的肉盾,卻見那副宅宅眼鏡已被撲上一層白霧,加上那對沾了點珠露的粗濃黑眉,讓他差點沒忍住脫口的笑聲。823Please respect copyright.PENANAsGSU722KgW
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沒注意對方眼底的笑意,肉盾繼續說:「小倫陪我們做任務到這麼晚,應該很累了,不如先泡溫泉放鬆一下,然後下線睡個舒舒服服的覺吧。」823Please respect copyright.PENANAtK8p4cKTcu
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聞言,塞倫這才意識到任務確實已暫告一段落,他的確也該下了。沒想到時間會過這麼快,好像跟這幾人一起遊戲,總會發生特別的事件,讓他不自覺就玩得忘了。他在心裡輕嘆完,便點頭說:「好吧,謝謝。」823Please respect copyright.PENANAwjF4NQiIbM
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「其實……」一旁的育小心翼翼地開口,眼底閃爍著期待的光芒,「這溫泉可以同時多人共用。」823Please respect copyright.PENANAN7hpRYjw8E
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「而且就算脫了裝備也不會全裸,所以沒有隱私問題。」育眨著眼補充道,全然沒有平時的羞澀臉薄,懷裡的三頭小犬也狂點三顆小頭,言下之意真是不言而喻。823Please respect copyright.PENANAkzrSRH2Z3e
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於是,塞倫只好失笑問:「要不一起泡?」823Please respect copyright.PENANA2tWK8Po3vn
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沒錯,由於官方為免玩家藉虛擬實境的便利做出妨礙風化的行為,所有角色不論何時都必須穿著最基本的內衣褲,除非是夫妻於限定的私密場合行親密之事,不然就算用手扯、用刀砍、用火燒都脫不下來,就跟肉盾被固定在臉上的眼鏡一樣。因此,他們即便一起泡湯,也不用擔心春光外洩等等的羞恥感。823Please respect copyright.PENANAfRQAhwQljP
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「好耶!」育跟三頭小犬立刻歡喜奔向泉池。823Please respect copyright.PENANAqT76pNxi69
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唯有肉盾揮揮手往房內走去,「哥晚點再泡,太多人擠,小倫會不舒服。」823Please respect copyright.PENANAlFruIyFnGW
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背過身的矮人背影在光線照射下,倒有幾分瀟灑的帥氣。然而,實際上,那顆爆炸頭底下的臉,卻是一手摀著差點噴血的鼻子——嗚喔喔喔!兩個美人兒一起泡湯,這畫面太刺激,哥承受不起啊!823Please respect copyright.PENANAVGXi1zA8HC
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不知詳細的塞倫微勾嘴角輕應了聲,便踏入院子關上拉門,寬衣解帶泡湯去,留下肉盾一人躺在榻榻米上無限遐思。823Please respect copyright.PENANA4lKxK2BrcR
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)823Please respect copyright.PENANAKzPc1L7flw
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除去一身裝備,塞倫將長髮撈到胸前,就著一條短褲坐進池裡,頓覺渾身舒爽,連現實裡的身體也似有放鬆的錯覺,令他不禁輕吐口氣,這虛擬實境的效果也太逼真!823Please respect copyright.PENANA0pzVUz0ip5
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他叫出角色面板,便見狀態列正閃爍著「還我漂漂溫泉療效加持:普通」——所有素質增加5%,血條、魔法、體力、飽食等回復率也增加兩倍,可維持遊戲時間二十四小時,死亡亦不受影響。效果實在比普通溫泉店還多,而這還只是普通等級的溫泉,更別說泰迪熊和喵喵仙貝泡的天地精華養生池了。823Please respect copyright.PENANAdl7ZGyDm5D
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「果真是天價的高級私人溫泉呀。」他忍不住嘆道。823Please respect copyright.PENANAfvEkZMKi2k
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正和三頭小犬玩拍水的育好奇問他:「真的很貴嗎?」823Please respect copyright.PENANAlocrlMDhab
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「對一般玩家來說是非常貴,不過你現在也有VIP半價優惠了,以後可以帶你的執事一起來。」塞倫打趣道。823Please respect copyright.PENANAPLWo6HGE7q
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「唔……嗯……」823Please respect copyright.PENANAV0fMOv84rY
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大概是被說中心事,育紅著臉低下頭,三頭小犬嗚嗚嗚地似想說什麼,卻沒人聽得懂。就在這時,空中忽然爆出一聲巨響,大地隨之轟隆晃動,刺眼強光瞬間籠罩整個視野又隨即暗去,眼前便伸手不見五指,彷彿全世界都陷入了無垠黑暗,世界頻道更如炸了鍋般鬧騰了。823Please respect copyright.PENANAN8j4DOikft
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『【世界】腦屍不要:我(嗶——)!官方停電喔?』823Please respect copyright.PENANAelWWOhZgfY
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『【世界】Boss好美味:啊啊!我Boss打到一半啊!!!』823Please respect copyright.PENANAmkAmGCEmtc
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『【世界】人海浮沈:我在浮潛不夠氣看不到方向啊啊啊啊!』823Please respect copyright.PENANAUkOeIRZAyn
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『【世界】我喂人人人人餵我:樓上你就浮沈了吧~(攤手)』823Please respect copyright.PENANA4SY0UldISo
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怎麼回事?難道遊戲裡也有地震天災?塞倫左右張望卻看不出點端倪,唯有操作面板仍清晰可見。正當他想出聲詢問育時,宅宅系統音的哭罵便驟然降落——823Please respect copyright.PENANAcTTmWB4OS2
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「叮叮叮!太閃了!太閃了!閃得太過份啦!泥馬的老子都被閃瞎啦!」823Please respect copyright.PENANABiMNfmt7nA
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這又是什麼狀況?823Please respect copyright.PENANAGL0lz1Apve
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:小倫?你有沒有怎麼樣?』823Please respect copyright.PENANAMBwsTtkRgV
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一片漆黑中,頻道訊息特別顯眼,他才打下「我沒事」三字還未送出,溫和大叔的系統音便又響起——823Please respect copyright.PENANAj3N0LaJozW
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「叮!各位玩家,非常抱歉,由於有對夫妻玩家的恩愛放閃度超過系統所能承載的量,造成系統主機短暫抽風,請各位稍待片刻。」823Please respect copyright.PENANAJDj8RIt4z1
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系統抽風……因為有情侶太閃?塞倫已不知該作何感想了,本來打好的回覆也忘了送出。就在這片刻間,眼前漸漸恢復了點影像,被系統故障影響的育也回過神來,看到三頭小犬正咕嚕嚕往下沈,便要伸手去撈,卻一個重心不穩往前傾去。823Please respect copyright.PENANAUWAwOqVwKS
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「呀!」823Please respect copyright.PENANAEJzjnTAJ1L
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朦朧視野中,塞倫見育似要滑倒便想扶人一把,豈知濺起的水花不慎碰到眼睛,兩人就不約而同地發出一聲驚呼,於是,悲劇就要來了!823Please respect copyright.PENANAfiBj0zV7gT
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「怎麼了?發生什麼事?」823Please respect copyright.PENANAJz5SyOH6zj
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房裡正跟唬爛密語的肉盾,在系統被閃到當機後,就不斷在頻道裡呼叫其他人,卻始終得不到回應。他本已十分焦急,這時又聽到一心掛念的美人似有危險,立馬就不顧一切地衝了出去。誰知,《宅宅眼鏡+2》雖能防黑防閃讓他視物無礙,卻也防不了那過於急切而被門檻絆倒的一摔。823Please respect copyright.PENANAlNeVtXA6kS
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「哇啊啊——小、小心啊——」也不知是肉盾的裝備特別滑,還是院裡積雪的地面太無阻力,總之,先前直衝的力道加上這一摔,讓他整個人如被扔出的保齡球直直往溫泉池飛速滑去。823Please respect copyright.PENANAnib3BQej2E
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「咦?」好不容易等到視線恢復,坐在池子裡的塞倫扶靠在池邊,聞聲轉頭望去,竟見肉盾像顆飛彈衝來。他怔愣間沒能反應過來,只覺那顆爆炸頭迅速在眼前放大,接著就——823Please respect copyright.PENANAlVtQkpa3ZJ
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「叮!」宅宅系統音又在天際怒吼,「靠靠靠!怎麼又一個在閃啦?難不成今天是Kiss的黃道吉日?」823Please respect copyright.PENANAb4rptOylob
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Ki……Kiss?!823Please respect copyright.PENANAlezy4flJrW
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臉對臉相貼的兩人眨了眨眼,下一秒又驚愕地睜大雙眼。823Please respect copyright.PENANAU0ERZEfKGE
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這、這觸感?感覺到嘴唇被灼熱的柔軟物碰觸,而眼前還是那亮死人不償命的反光眼鏡,塞倫頓覺腦中一片空白,彷彿有什麼啪一聲斷裂了。823Please respect copyright.PENANANDCuZrzzRX
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親到小倫了?哥居然親到小倫了?察覺到唇邊是美人兒香甜的吐息,肉盾的腦中熊熊閃過唬爛說的「趁亂偷親」四字,一時間便不知該慶幸竊喜還是感慨天意,也忘了要趕緊起身道歉,偏偏有系統就是這麼會抓時機。823Please respect copyright.PENANAssSzfMeFxZ
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「叮!」大叔系統音又響了,不過這次是在溫泉院子裡,「玩家肉盾阿弗羅與玩家塞倫,因機緣巧合一舉成親,實乃天意,獲得稱號《天作之合的准情侶曖昧》,並額外晉升三級,兩人的曖昧等級在加倍效果下由11級升至17級,歡迎玩家再接再厲牽手上洞房。」823Please respect copyright.PENANAKYQm4fT34t
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一舉成……親?823Please respect copyright.PENANANWoJ4nZVra
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這一刻,塞倫終於徹底斷了所有理智線,舉手就將還黏著自己的肉盾一掌打進池裡,氣急敗壞地說:「成你個頭!誰跟你成親?成親哪是這樣用的?」823Please respect copyright.PENANAsOfzCDbXi5
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「唔咕嚕咕嚕……」倒頭栽進池裡的肉盾,兩眼發直地盯著塞倫泡在水裡的身體,就更加腦充血地忘了秉住呼吸,滿念頭都是——喔喔!小倫美人的美腿喔!小倫美人的纖腰喔!小倫美人的……嗚喔喔喔!哥快不行了!823Please respect copyright.PENANA3a0z2GpP7v
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「叮!」宅宅系統音卻偏要這時奸笑求問:「顆顆,不然應該是怎麼用?」823Please respect copyright.PENANASgEeTnZBUW
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「是……」被堵得回不了嘴,滿臉青筋的塞倫忍住差點出口的粗話,再瞥見育掩嘴竊笑的神情,才驚覺他似乎不小心讓肉盾看光自己的身體,便懊惱得乾脆起身,二話不再說地穿上衣服離開了。823Please respect copyright.PENANAqT6leNakVv
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「喔噢,你糟糕了。」育戳了戳面朝下浮起的爆炸頭後,便壞笑地打開信箱,將剛才的截圖全數寄給喵喵仙貝。殊不知,此刻的收信人正羞得想把自己淹死在溫泉裡,完全不敢抬頭看世界頻道的新消息——823Please respect copyright.PENANAbpEOe3zpPR
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『【世界】系統:Fire in the hole!全服第一對習得《閃光輻射技》的夫妻出爐囉!請各位玩家隨時攜帶防閃墨鏡並做好準備,以保障系統不定時被閃瞎抽風的人身安全唷~♥(By 系統負責人)』823Please respect copyright.PENANAGBsNlnJm8Q
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『【世界】腦屍不要:系統不要啊!腦屍我會受不鳥啊!!』823Please respect copyright.PENANAfiB1X81oLl
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『【世界】Boss好美味:啊啊啊!我們被Boss滅團了啦!!!qwq』823Please respect copyright.PENANAyrjMGfBclL
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『【世界】人海浮沈:老子來不及浮起來就淹死了,好不容易到手的寶藏啊……OTZ』823Please respect copyright.PENANAV2ZrlWEpiV
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『【世界】我喂人人人人餵我:沒人好奇閃光輻射技是什麼嗎?』823Please respect copyright.PENANABEB6iBjstw
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『【世界】偏向唬爛行:大概就是像剛那樣的系統大當機吧~o-<』823Please respect copyright.PENANAAVKybxR46w
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『【世界】系統:叮!恭喜玩家偏向唬爛行真相了,獲得戳破盲腸度+100、經驗值8000,歡迎再接再厲繼續戳CP唷~♥(By 系統負責人)』823Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6Nj5mDCh5
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『【世界】腦屍不要:……』823Please respect copyright.PENANAa7IDdIfPny
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『【世界】Boss好美味:……』823Please respect copyright.PENANAOxbxG9leoK
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『【世界】人海浮沈:……』823Please respect copyright.PENANAknywVr47L7
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『【世界】我喂人人人人餵我:這遊戲越來越不是人玩的了啊( ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ』823Please respect copyright.PENANAS0WDrSSCy4
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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咳咳,泰貝夫妻在這裡真的是來狂放閃啊~AWA(#823Please respect copyright.PENANAtakxgucax5
意外之吻就是意外之吻XDDDDDDDD823Please respect copyright.PENANAZBcm9ftYlh
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下一篇更新是在禮拜五或六吧,字數跟這篇差不多,但因為主題不同,所以還是分開放了。823Please respect copyright.PENANA7YL8OWCrcA
再之後就會有場PVP囉~WWW823Please respect copyright.PENANA8czMj7N4PF
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