「我這個月會向我的女朋友Daisy求婚,不過...」陳先生坐在會客室內,隔著長長的高級雲石桌子,對著一個長髮男人說,「我活了一世人,只得一個女人,我不甘心。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAxF79LCP4uU
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「那你想要多少個女人?」那個長髮男人開口,甩一甩尊尼特普似的髮型,雙眼透露自信而狡詐的微笑。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAa9OPeILsvj
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「十個!我要打十個!」一團烈火在陳生眼中冒出。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAFpilXJ691B
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「如果...」長髮男人把玩手中的限量版Mont Blanc,「我可以給你一百個女人呢?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAs2Ip8nkyOG
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「如果可以成為百人斬,吾願足矣!」陳生抬頭回望長髮男人,露出敬佩的神色,差點喜極而泣。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAWcvmdXmaNY
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「不惜公本?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAIjy4XOecgJ
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「傾家蕩產,在所不惜!但是...」陳生面有難色,「我女友不用上班,一年三百六十五天粘著我;她知道我手提密碼、存款咭密碼,加上身邊還有些三姑六婆,我連去一樓一的機會都沒有。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAKhwdroQWta
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「別怕,我可以給你前後十五天自由時間,這段時間沒人管你。另加一百個女人:每天十個、連續十天,十天過後還沒精盡人亡,我多送五十個囡囡給你; 420Please respect copyright.PENANAr62il9TNxG
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「我還可以叫你未來老婆,自動疏遠那些三姑六婆;而且幫你順道求婚,包一卡求婚鑽戒,不另收費。全個套餐,盛惠港幣十八萬八。」長髮男人站起來,穿起他的Gucci西裝外套,走到陳生面前,「價錢沒問題嗎?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAdCbhF80mpb
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「沒問題,一言為定!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAzFwaWXbrUT
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「多謝惠顧、合作愉快。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAEfBB8UefF3
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在和諧號列車上,坐立不安的 Daisy 望著手提電話,她一邊氣結男朋友陳先生,偷偷瞞著她,返上東莞唱淫K偷腥。一同前來的三姑和六婆兩個親戚,你一言我一語,在對面座位上互數陳先生不是。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAMTGz3qIJBc
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「真是好眉好貌生沙蚤!」三姑說,「幸好姨甥女妳夠精明,偷看男朋友手提的留言!才知道他約了幾個豬朋狗友上來滾!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAi9sQZ64ckg
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「男人呢,一有錢就身痕!」六婆說,一副發黃的哨牙在日光下份外顯眼,「這個姓陳的男人,還說遲一點就跟妳結婚。我呸!他想得美,今天有種上來鬼混,就休想娶妳過門!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAAYuaFAxAQR
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「或者...只是一場誤會罷了...」 Daisy 心情複雜,「我只是看見他有一個微訊群組,叫做『東莞行動』罷了...」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAJYYM3DdY56
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「上東莞不是來滾,難道是來捉波子棋嗎?」三姑說,「妳剛才說他靜悄悄從戶口拿走了十八萬八,還偷偷請了十五天大假。這不是誤會,是幽會!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANASZl2WWcsUq
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六婆搭咀,「幸好我們先教妳偷看他銀行戶口密碼和公司登入密碼,妳才發現他這個惡行。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAIXnl9xNmL9
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列車慢慢減速,進入火車月台。Daisy 下定決心,要捉姦在床,然後跟這個男朋友一刀兩斷。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAH01o17fzp4
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一步出車站,幾個的士司機走過來,用不純正的港東話問道,「靚女,去那兒?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAI7eDRl39NB
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從來未被人叫過靚女的三姑答道,「是不是有個地方叫『公主』?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANArwlvYUYXem
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「當然囉,」司機上下打量這三個女人,「妳想去公主酒店吧,那邊的夜總會很出名。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAcj4OgYoiGz
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Daisy 一行三人,走到一間卡啦OK房坐下。偌大的一間房,坐下了三個格格不入的客人,服務員也覺得很奇怪。 420Please respect copyright.PENANA4Tb65t9fXf
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「請問,這兒是陳先生訂下的1020號房間,對吧?」Daisy 再三詢問服務員。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAG7sktSrV4G
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「對,妳們不是說,妳們是陳老闆的朋友嗎?妳可以打手機問一問他。」服務員有點不奈煩。 420Please respect copyright.PENANASylqHZuBTJ
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三姑小聲的問,「姨甥女,妳肯定地址沒錯嗎?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAybhgtZybfa
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「肯定沒錯...」Daisy 渾身不自在。一來她第一次來國內的夜總會,二來她又擔心男友待會兒,會抱住個怎樣的壞女人進來。她心神晃忽,幸好有三姑六婆一起壯膽,不然她老早就逃走了。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAfLvUas1gT7
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一位年紀稍大,庸姿俗粉的組長走了進來,「三位老闆,我們這兒規矩,不設淨飲。請問三位慢慢挑選。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAaZyAfejxc6
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說罷,十來個衣著性感的少女走了進來,三姑六婆看得瞠目結舌,異口同聲叫道:「啋!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAqLrun8nQzE
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大家姐看三人反應,似是有心來搗蛋,「我不管妳們三個人來幹甚麼,妳都要三位小姐坐枱。存心過來搞事的話,不要怪我們的同事不客氣!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAFQ3njs0nhn
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「好好好...坐枱怎麼收費?」六婆問。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAp6bTIs8FUM
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「五百。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAnXphC3Eip2
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「嘩,五百塊!你去搶好了!」說罷三姑拿起手袋,正想離開,「走走走,我們在門口等...」 420Please respect copyright.PENANADjISAFwJ2m
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「不,我出錢。」Daisy 呼一口氣,下定決心的說,「我就是要看一看那個負心男人,見到我會說甚麼!」420Please respect copyright.PENANAwS3hq7YPXd
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半個小時之後。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAhvYNzyQe0K
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三姑和六婆拿著咪高峰,輪流翻唱〈季節〉和〈上海灘〉,還責怪DJ 怎麼沒有徐小鳳那首〈風的季節〉。三位袒胸露膊的小姐自顧自的開了支Johnny Walker,用湖南方言猜枚猜得興高采烈。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAcLwWC0BRj3
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Daisy 一個人坐得老遠,仍然望著手上的電話。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAZELKTyEKpp
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「如果你現在致電給我,跟我道歉,我還是會原諒你的...」她自言自語的道。她電話顯示著五時五十七分,還有三分鐘,就到陳先生微信群組『東莞行動』的約定時間。他男友和豬朋狗友便會出現。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAFoRBMnceTY
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大門打開,一大堆男人走進來,最後幾個男人穿著公安制服,亮起房間所有燈。 420Please respect copyright.PENANA1ejjZcrC9B
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「公安突擊檢查,所有人待在原位。」軍裝公安叫道。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAu7vzG4ejx8
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三姑仍然拿著咪高峰,問道,「甚麼事?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAi5foUalshu
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「公安查牌。」公安一面看著三個小姐的身份證,「妳們全部人跟我回公安廳。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAE8Rg5IrtqW
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「甚麼?我們又沒犯法!」六婆道。 420Please respect copyright.PENANATwK7tWh8IW
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「我現在懷疑妳們光顧未成年少女賣淫活動,她們只有十四歲,比妳的孫還小!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZFQ2klOW8
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六婆揮一揮手,「啋!我還未嫁的!」420Please respect copyright.PENANAjD6IZ51aLh
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「喂,你在那兒?」Daisy 在公安廳打電話給陳先生,電話嚮起前是香港的撥號聲。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4f9e6np9G
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「公司囉,今天加班。」陳先生回覆,「我們不是明天才見面嗎?還有...妳怎麼沒有了來電顯示?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAAo5z2isy3Z
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「一言難盡,我...現在在東莞...東莞公安廳,你要救我。」Daisy 吞吞吐吐的說。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAwSjXzs7HvU
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「甚麼?我現在立刻過來!」陳生說道。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAYxHIM8HNMh
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兩小時後,陳生抵達公安廳。他大汗浹細汗,焦急的問別人他女朋友在那兒。 420Please respect copyright.PENANANonZDcbE52
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Daisy 和三姑六婆果在同一個臨時囚室,看見陳先生到來來,揮手大叫,「這邊!這邊!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAxEDnMH4R3B
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「別吵!」一個軍裝公安?聲說。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAGHPunbUiqH
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「妳們三個甚麼事?」陳生緊張的問。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAqK93Vv0K2n
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「對不起...」Daisy 哭得雙眼通紅,「我懷疑你約了些朋友,回來鬼混,我想上來找你。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAgqRTHbOiqq
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「妳怎麼會這樣想的!?」陳生怒目橫睨三姑六婆,「是不是妳兩位又跟她說了些甚麼?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAv9oqVg28VK
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「當然沒有!」三姑立刻自辯,「你不要再狡辯。你不是身有屎,就別用微訊談甚麼『東莞行動』。我們還知道你約了些豬朋狗友,訂了公主夜總會1020號房!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANA6IaXR1jEGy
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「妳們偷看我手提電話!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANALXZKFz6bgX
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「是我教我姨甥女的。」三姑道,「行得正、企得正,怕甚麼別人偷看!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAcU7I1z8lZ9
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這個時候,陳先生手機收到幾個訊息,嚮個不停。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAdEjRE23dSa
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六婆嚷著說,「看!你的朋友現在才找你去找小姐了嗎?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANALnGSctqKE4
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陳先生拿出手提電話,交給 Daisy ,「妳自己看一下,好嗎?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAYoPiOXlQu6
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Daisy 打開微訊那個『東莞行動』的群組,其中一個朋友傳來幾張照片。那是一間總統套房,室內被人掛上無數紛紅色和白色心型氣球,床上用花瓣堆砌成一個心型,大床背後,一幅用相片砌成的橫額寫著... 420Please respect copyright.PENANAjxnkzUMkUt
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「DAISY, WILL U MARRY ME?」420Please respect copyright.PENANAmepNhHsFRD
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陳先生重覆這句說話,隔著欄杆下跪。他在褲袋拿出一個紫色天鵝絨小盒,徐徐打開,裡面是一隻白金鑽石求婚戒指。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAlKumtvySAm
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「我本來訂了這兩天那間公主酒店1020號總統套房,打算今晚叫朋友幫我佈置,明天帶妳來的,」陳生雙眼泛紅,「這是香港附近唯一有獨立天台泳池的套房,我知妳會喜歡。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANA3EUhKgnVBX
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「我還訂了兩張機票,打算後日飛到拉斯維加斯先註冊,多玩兩星期,回來再擺酒。」陳生說。 420Please respect copyright.PENANA2NPI5WOcP9
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Daisy 哭成淚人,「對不起...我這樣錯怪你。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAGH1TPLM78c
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「沒關係。但妳知我想聽的,不是『對不起』三個字。」陳先生仍跪在地上,很多公安走過來湊熱鬧,「妳可以答我另外那三個字嗎?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3CTRb1Ndf
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Daisy 點頭說,「嗯,我願意!」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAXrHhLl0lrG
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陳先生為 Daisy 帶上戒指,一顆閃閃發光的鑽石,吸引著每一個人的艷羡目光。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAzoz7E1hEd2
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Daisy 在陳先生耳邊問,「傻佬,這戒指好像很貴...」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAbnBnYAsKcf
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「十多萬吧。剛好一卡、D色、IF無雜質,GIA證書。」陳生說,「不過買給妳,再貴都值得。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAXhZxqvKWMV
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公安們一起拍手,恭賀一對新人。一個身穿啡色西裝,看上去比較高級的公安走過來,「對不起,打擾你們這浪漫時刻。我是這裡的副局長,我想說,妳們三人始終支付了金錢予賣淫的未成年少女。依據規矩,妳們得在這兒行政拘留十五天。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAr2jRCLOgXp
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「不是吧...烈火雄心四這星期大結局!」三姑六婆同聲抗議。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAd2K0qGghXx
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「Daisy 沒關係,我會留在這兒,每天早晚過來探妳的。」陳先生說,「我本來就取了十五天長假。我明天先取消機票,我們明年再過美國,好不好?」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAjUnK44a7LI
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「嗯,謝謝你。」Daisy 會心微笑,然後瞪一瞪仍在吵鬧的三姑和六婆,心裡怪責她們要不是加鹽加醋,自己應該不會錯怪這個好男友的。420Please respect copyright.PENANALMCVhvvzvC
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公安廳門外。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAVfFvRjSJtx
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「這裡是尾數,」陳生將一個公文袋交給長髮男人。 420Please respect copyright.PENANASzj5O7fCIL
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「謝謝。這是公主酒店總統套房的鑰匙咭,床頭有兩盒家庭裝避孕套,雪櫃有四打雞精。接下來十天,每天十件囡囡會準時報到。剛才 Daisy 挑的三個女孩,已經在上面等你。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANAJX4yn6k0PJ
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「她們不是未成年賣淫,給抓了起來嗎?」陳生問。 420Please respect copyright.PENANANT1XQxyJpJ
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「錢,在這裡可以解決很多問題。」長髮男人從銀灰色西裝拿出咭片盒,「這是我咭片,如果你滿意我們的服務,麻煩你介入多些朋友來幫襯本公司。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANADheK8m2NnW
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陳先生接過咭片,望著猶如一道紅色爪痕的公司商標,下面寫著『出軌敢死隊』。 420Please respect copyright.PENANAY21IRGr5WT
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陳先生感激的說了一句,「謝謝你,張先生。」 420Please respect copyright.PENANA2r21zm3qOo
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「不客氣,叫我朘神就可以了。」長髮男人乘上一架黑色寶馬,在黑夜中馳去。