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This story will be about a girl who finds true love in this novel!

(THIS IS A TRUE STORY)

When Serena arrives at the University of Konstanz in southern Germany, she never expected that a simple letter could change her life. Passionate about writing, she meets Lutz, a frustrated guy with whom she shares more than just words. As their letters become the bond that ties them together, Serena faces unexpected challenges. But even when apart, the letters they exchange keep alive what they feel. "All the Letters I Dedicated to You" is a touching story about the power of words and the strength of love that defies distance.

Ami wanders an unfamiliar world. Glimmers of her past come to her in flashes as she tries to understand and cope with the monster that is her own body.

After spending years underground in a cryogenic bubble, Ami returns to the surface - now lost in a grimy, dystopian cityscape. Every day the same - surviving during the day, and locking her self away at night. She lives in fear of the monster that takes over her body every time she goes to sleep.

She surrenders to the monotony, until one day she sees a girl dancing in the middle of the street... A girl with her face.

"Huntector" - The noblest profession in this land.

"Hunt" the evil species that threatens humans;

"Protect" the remaining four walled cities.

On the devastated land of civilization, "Skullbreaker" forces humanity to retreat to the seaside settlement.

Blocked by massive mountain ranges in the front, engulfed by the endless sea in the back.

Lost hope, hindered freedom, and besieged cities.

Should one continue to live a comfortable life of indulgence?

Or should one risk their life to explore the world beyond the shattered barrier?

The Homeland, the only country that gathers all surviving humans.

Huntector, the most noble profession, protect humans and nature.

With the failed coup of the prince nine years ago and the king's passing,

the time wheel guided by the Huntectors begins to turn...

In the face of adversity and despair, one should never give up hope.

★°*"There is a dance between you and Fate, Mira. Only you know what the future holds."*°★

When Mira is not chosen by any of the four Guardians as disciple, her entire life is changed. A realm bound in eternal war, she is left without path - until one day a mysterious mask stranger takes her away, causing her to question everything she has ever known. Gilded Serpents is a Medieval Fantasy-Romance and the first novel in the Solia Series.

Welcome to OOC. Out Of Context.

Recently, I just took a step back and started listening to my family talk. I began to realize just how many inside jokes we had. So I though I would make a TBOFC version 2.0.

This is where I will put one-liners or part of a conversation that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever without context. So all you get is what people said. Feel free to have fun in the comments and see if you can figure out what it means!

Kind-of taking the idea from Mira....sorry.

Welcome to TBOFC. The Book of Funny Conversations. This is where I will post random conversation that I heard that were absolutely hilarious. I will try to give some context with each so it will make some sense.

And a total bonus for all those who care, everything in here is absolutely clean from swearing and any inappropriateness. You're welcome. :)

A group of teens find themselves caught in time with only each other. Each one has their own scars and secrets. Each one has a flair that they must use to escape the time prison. The group begins to follow the only leads they have, which may end up leading them across the earth. With the seconds ticking down, will they be able to find the reason behind everyone's disappearance, or will they all be lost in time forever?

Nma aku Lisa...umur aku 27 tahun aku krja di Sarawak sbagai SM di sbuah syarikat kayu balak disana...hidup aku bleh dikatakan senang jgk la..Dan boleh dikatakan ramai pminat ...dgn potongan tubuh 38 26 35 dgn tggi 170cm mmg ramai la yg nk dkat aku nihhhh...cuma aku je jual mhal dan xnak lg nk brhubungan dgn sapa2 buat masa sekarang nihhh...aku cuma fokus dkat kerjaya  je stakat nihhhh...disini aku stay dgan sahabat college aku...dia seorang doktor and dia ade bkak klinik area2 sni jgk...tapi area kjiranan aku nihh bnyak warga asing tggal di sini...kdai rncit area sni pn bnyak yg dimonopoli oleh warga asing jadi x heran la klu bilangan mereka ramai...tapi ade je jiran2 aku nihhh melayu,Chinese dgn India..kmpung halaman aku di sblah utara nuhh...tujuan aku disini aku nk cerita kan kisah hitam aku yg telanjur dgn adik tiri aku nihhh smpai aku bunting....kisah nih berlaku semasa aku cuti sebulan sblum pkp hari tu la..aku blik bercuti Dan selepas slamat smpai di utara...mama aku dtg la amik aku dkt airport nihhhh....mama aku nihhh kawen lain so dia tggal dgn laki baru dia la skrang nihhh...laki baru tuhhh duda anak sorang... baru form 4 mcm tuhhh la....tapi tgk gaya adik tiri aku nih x mcm form 4...sbb laki baru mama aku nihhh dia mamak..so mmg nmpak matang la adik aku nihhh....aku biasa la jmpa adik aku dlm 2-3 kali...hubungan aku dgn dgn ayah tiri n adik tiri aku nihhh ok jgk la....aku plak lma2 skali je nk blik kmpung nihhh maklum la ssh nk dpat cuti...adik aku nihhh aku perasan dia nihhh mmg minat dkat aku...sbb bla aku blik bercuti je kira nk berkepit je dgn aku tapi aku buat xtau je...aku plak kalau dkat rumah aku mmg seksi skit...tapi klau mama dgn ayah aku xade dkat rumah la... Kalau ada sopan ja aku pkai bertutup litup aku pkai huhuhu...aku nihhh kdang2 nakal jgk dok kacau batin adik aku nihhh,biasa la kakak kan...hahahah so nk dijadikan cerita aku nihhh kalau mlm mmg aku jarang pakai bra ngan panties nihhh sbb xselesa kalau pkai...pkai baju tido je terus...so jadi apa lgii nmpak real la  tetek aku yg saiz 38E tuhhhh aku pn xtau apasal besar sgt tetek aku nihhh...terlebih hormon ke sbb kturunan aku pn xtau..aku nihhh kalau bab2 kwanitaan nihhh mmg aku alert skit sbb bla di sarawak aku slalu je g gymnasium dgn mber aku tuhh...so x hairan la klu ramai je geram tgk aku nihhh..adik aku nihhh ape lg xsenang duduk la tgk aku....aku apa lagi..lagi mbuat2 kalau lalu depan dia...merah padam muka dia aku tgk...bantal tuhhh sntiasa  ddk celah paha tuhhh....kunun2 nk cover la dia pnya adik tuhhh....slalu klau aku cuti dia mmg nk berkepit je dgn aku...pdahal aku tau je yg dia tuhhh nk tgk aku pnya tetek dgn body je....kdang2 tuhhh kalau aku sidai bra dgn panties aku...ade je kesan2 air mani adik aku tuhhh...kdang2 fresh2 je lgi...dia pnya bnyak aku xtahu la....basah lencun aku pnya bra ngan panties tuhhh..tapi aku x basuh bra dgn panties tuhhh aku pkai je trus...sronok plak rasa melekit2 tuhhhh hahahah alahaiii nakal kan...nk dijadikan cerita...satu hari tuh aku demam pning smua lengkap la...lemah je bdan aku nihhh...ubat jgn cerita la...ubat batuk,demam smua aku telan..hari tuhhh plak mama dgn papa aku blik kampung 2-3 hari ade urusan ape tah....aku ingatkan adik aku ikot skali...so aku mcm biasa la...mmg xpkai la bra dgn panties tuhhhh...lpas mkn ubat ape semua tuhhh aku pn ape lg dia pnye mgantuk tuhhh xboleh bwak bincang so aku tertido la dgn nyenyaknya...so adik aku nihhh dia dah lma sangap dkat aku nihhh apa lgi ambil kesempatan la dkat aku yg tido nihhh aku plak tido mgiring so terselak la baju tido aku tuhhhh..tersergam indah la lubuk pmbiakan aku Yang tembam and pink2 kecoklatan tuhhh aku plak jnis trim tiap2 mggu so licin la....adik aku ape lg dia xthan sgt trus dia main2 aku pnya cipap tuhhh...aku mula2 ingat mimpi...ye la ngantuk dgn mamai buat xtahu je la....last lma lpas tuhhh aku rase suam je rasa...rupa2nye dia jilat aku pnya cipap aku ape lgi dah mcm kna karenn(kejutan)bahasa utara kami pggil Karen huhuhu..."ermmmm...ermmm...ermmm"arhhhhh....arhhhhh....arhhhh"!!!!aku apa lgi mndesah kesedapan la...2 kali jgk aku climax bergetar kaki aku dek berahi yg teramat sgt..bsah hbis cadar katil aku...lpas tuhhh yang buat aku tersedar dari tido tuhhh mase dia gesel2 dia pnya batang dkat cipap aku yg tngah banjir kilat tuhhh....lpas tuhhh aku rase mcm ade bnda yg mnerobos masuk aku pnye liang pmbiakan tuhhh...dah banjir kan so dgn skali dia hentak terkejut la aku,senak...."aku mjerit la.."adikkk!!!kau buat ape nihhh!!!"...jadi jgk la pergelutan..."adik xthan tgk akak maaf ye akak".....tapi aku x bolehh buat ape2 sbb dah terlambat...bdan aku plak lemah..mngalir ayaq mata pn dah xguna....besar jgk la batang adik aku tuhhh..7 inci ade la kot sbb dia pnya senak lain macam....anak mamak kan biasa la....ptot la mama aku kwen dgn mamak...sbb nih rupanya....so sorong tarik pun bermula...lma jgk aku kna bantai dgn adik aku tetek aku jgn ckap la dia pnya tegang mcm nk pecah je aku rase"...slurpppp..slurpppp...slurpppp"....kiri kanan dia isap tetek aku...pnuh dgn kiss bite dia je dkat tetek aku tuhhh...lma jgk aku tnya "apasal x kluar lgi nihhh""...dia ckap dia telan ubat kwan dkat sekolah dia bg....dlm masa 3 hari ketiadaan mama Dan papa aku...adik aku bantai aku ckup2 mggunakan masa yg ada untuk berjimak dgn aku"berapa gelen air mani dia lpas dlm cipap aku xtau la....dlm 3 hari tuhhh aku jalan pn dah terkengkang kengkang pedihhh larh aku pnya cipap""aahhhhh...ahhhhh.....ahhhhh!!!!""sdap adikk!!!"aku mnjerit dek ksdapan kna bantai dgn btang 7 inci adik aku....mcm2 skill dia buat...aku pn turut jela apa yg dia buat dkat aku...rupanya adik aku nih lg pandai...dia lg cepat buat kerja...buat perancangan nk bantai aku pnya cipap...""ahhhhh...aahhhhh....ahhhh...!!!""so terpekik2 melolong la aku mlm tuhhh mcm suami isteri...lpas mgiring dia sruh aku tonggeng plak nk buat doggie lpas doggie dia sruh aku terlentang...lpas tuh amik kaki aku ltak dkat bahu dia...lpas tuhhh dia lapik bantal bwah pnggang aku bg cipap aku Yang pink2 kecoklatan tuh terangkat skit..so aku ikut je dlm keadaan aku yg lemah tuhhh"...papp...papp...papp....papp!!!" dah mcm mesin jahit dah dia buat aku...20 minit jgk dia lanyak aku....aku ckap dkat dia klu nk pancut.."pancut kat luar adik!!!"sbab akak tgh subur nihhh!!!!""kang x psal jadi mama muda la aku....adik aku ape lgi xboleh tahan bla aku pnya cipap grip dia pnya btang...last2 dia pekik dkat aku..."akak!!!adik dah nk pancut!!!!...aku ape lgi cepat2 la sruh dia ""pancut kat luar adikkk!!!!!...tapi dia buat xtau je...dgn skali hntakan padu "akak!!!"...crutttt...cruttt...cruttt"....terbeliak biji mata aku kna pancutan adik aku tuhhh...."ahhhhh adikkk I cumming!!!"lame mne dia simpan dia pnya air mani xtau la....aku rase mbuak2 je dlm perot aku nihhh... lemah longlai tubuh aku 3-4kali aku climax...mbuak2 air mani adik aku masuk ke liang pmbiakan aku.....lame jgk dia biarkan btang dia dlm cipap aku....srntak dgn itu cipap aku pn mgepam benih2 subur dari lelaki yg bernama adikkk...kna gaya mmg aku akan Bunting anak dia la...sjak dari peristiwa tuhhh aku dgn adik aku mcm suami isteri la....pantang rumah line clear je blik sekolah terus cari aku kt dlm bilik....dekat tetek aku nihhh pnuh dia punya kiss bite tuhhhh....kirik kanan...bla mlm je plan2 masuk bilik aku....tau2 sdap je dok isap aku pnya tetek...dah mcm baby dah aku tgk....aku pnya stim jgn tnye la....bnjir hbis la....cipap aku jgn tnya la...""arhhhh....ahhhhh....ahhhh!!!!"""dijilatnya smpai kering dia kta dia geram dgn cipap aku yg pink2 kecoklatan tuhhh...mlm tuhhh aku ade tnya dia...knapa buat akak mcm nihhh...adik x tkut akak pragnant ke....dia kta dia mmg nk baby dari akak pn....amboiii snang je ek adik order dkat akak dh mcm order mkn aku dgar..huhuhu...dia kta dia geram dkat aku masa first mama bwak aku jmpa papa dgn dia...dia kte aku cantik...kdang2 masa aku blik bercuti time aku tido pelan2 dia masuk blik aku....mlancap dkat bra aku Yang aku campak dlm raga kain tuhhh...ptot la pagi2 kdang2 bla aku bngun aku bau mcm hanyir2 jer rupanya air mani dia larhhh...seminggu lpas tuhhh cuti aku pn dah habis....so sblum aku blik tuhhh 2-3 round jgk adik aku bantai aku nihhh....lpas geram sbb kakak ksnyangan nk tggal dia...so aku pn blik la sarawak.....