「望咩啫你。」704Please respect copyright.PENANA2W4QnCkZUN
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這句毫不浪漫,沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話,卻成了我們的開場白。704Please respect copyright.PENANAQAoTUjnCU0
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時間要退帶一點,我要先自我介紹一下。704Please respect copyright.PENANAreWq1aTuH9
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我叫方禮賢,一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。704Please respect copyright.PENANADiuEubg1C2
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當然,除了我沒有六尺高之外,還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動,沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。704Please respect copyright.PENANAjtMgj9HVmd
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其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢,應該和我十二歲那場大病有關,我也忘了是什麼病,總之是類似氣管收縮,只有躺臥床上才能呼吸,一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。704Please respect copyright.PENANA21q8PjgBgc
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結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期,差點連畢業禮也去不成。704Please respect copyright.PENANAWyUMMuPZPg
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怪不得我運動那麼差,練不成傳說中張家輝的身材,原來有原因的。704Please respect copyright.PENANA1aob965UFu
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可是老媽總是說,我練不成好身材,根本就是懶,那個病在中一時早就好了啦。704Please respect copyright.PENANA5btofVgua0
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喔,是嗎?704Please respect copyright.PENANA5JA8LqAY5t
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好吧,我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶,平日最喜歡就是躲在家中,什麼地方都不去,然後一口汽水、一口薯片,一邊大笑地看電影。704Please respect copyright.PENANA1CCHjIGy4C
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什麼叫人生享受? 這就是人生享受!704Please respect copyright.PENANAe4hPERNEay
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「阿賢,你咁嘅樣,邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊?」每次看到我這個模樣,母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。704Please respect copyright.PENANAZJdkXZWO3X
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這個時候,我總是開玩笑地說:「媽,女仔唔係睇『樣子』,係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」704Please respect copyright.PENANAGbCvtT4ZLA
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後來,我才發現,在香港,根本連「搵食」都不容易。704Please respect copyright.PENANAv8sRJZUnNF
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我記得,曾經網絡上流傳一段句:704Please respect copyright.PENANAInZBc6nK4P
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生,容易。704Please respect copyright.PENANAH55VIldZWe
活,容易。704Please respect copyright.PENANAO2gY349E4Z
生活,不容易。704Please respect copyright.PENANAIGGExv37Oq
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如果套用在香港,那就是:704Please respect copyright.PENANAAy7IjkzIsS
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生:容易。704Please respect copyright.PENANA3Vk2HD7uhu
活:容易。704Please respect copyright.PENANAizV2FlQILx
在香港生活:FUCK OFF704Please respect copyright.PENANA5llAtH4hfz
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「媽,女仔唔係睇樣子,係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」704Please respect copyright.PENANAct22vBJccL
「仔,如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你,乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩?」704Please respect copyright.PENANAfp1lI35KAY
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