最後我哋行咗過百米嘅路,終於入到一間冰室度坐。163Please respect copyright.PENANAWJwvUfAi9b
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經過最新了解,知道佢x1都係phy,我心裡默喜,因為終於可以日日見面了。163Please respect copyright.PENANAQ1abZzBzTy
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我:點解你咁早放嘅?163Please respect copyright.PENANAPMEaGnQgEj
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阿玲:老闆好人嘛~163Please respect copyright.PENANAmuzNtFTRUv
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我地望左陣餐牌,然後叫埋野食。163Please respect copyright.PENANAIZXVVz9eE0
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阿玲:你真係唔打J㗎?你WhatsApp曾經同我講你係無性戀喎。163Please respect copyright.PENANAv50TxehUbN
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我:會嘅,但我唔同一般男仔剩係ff男女扑嘢嗰啲畫面163Please respect copyright.PENANAy9DgLR7T89
我:我係戀物type163Please respect copyright.PENANAylhvoilHAi
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講起性topic,或多或少都會尷尬。163Please respect copyright.PENANA4JdjPxOGfX
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阿玲:點樣戀物法?163Please respect copyright.PENANAmP6ZiSB20c
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我:女裝163Please respect copyright.PENANApYBeQHdFfE
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阿玲:咁有冇試過做偽娘?163Please respect copyright.PENANApBmPYVqkYo
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我:幼稚園時試過,但大大下就冇再扮過偽娘。163Please respect copyright.PENANAyA8Idouted
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講起我嘅性生活,如果你問我中意男定女嘅話,我當然係中意女㗎啦。163Please respect copyright.PENANAN4iDDImjJP
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不過如果俾人問到:你想同男仔攪定女仔攪?我就會諗一陣先答到:同女仔攪。163Please respect copyright.PENANAmUeZNR5TYI
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只不過,我係要等女仔埋到嚟問我扑唔扑嘢,我先會想到「扑嘢」呢樣嘢。163Please respect copyright.PENANA52qIqXFdCh
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In general,「無性戀」係講緊一個人認為他人對自己缺乏性吸引力,或者低度性慾。再細分嘅話,有啲人真係討厭扑嘢,有啲純粹只係對扑嘢呢個topic被動啫;而我就屬於後者。163Please respect copyright.PENANA283az2ocMU
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雖然唔一定扑嘢,但身為無性戀,都會想同個女仔攬攪錫錫。163Please respect copyright.PENANAeR3mWi3H0Z
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我覺得而家見到嘅阿玲,同幾個月前嘅佢唔同左好多,可能返工見人見得多,所以唔再怕羞,我相信嗰度啲同事好關照佢。163Please respect copyright.PENANAQczlYXs6aU
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dead air咗幾秒,我又問野。163Please respect copyright.PENANAnswCc5ZVGe
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我:你真係未識過男朋友?163Please respect copyright.PENANAdK7caNgmcR
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阿玲:女朋友就有。163Please respect copyright.PENANA3FO1FjSeA8
(暗笑地回道)163Please respect copyright.PENANAT2XQzLLde7
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呢個世代,一個女仔話自己有女朋友好正常,都無須驚訝。163Please respect copyright.PENANAfdPATAWuUU
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我:邊個邊個?163Please respect copyright.PENANAR2yoKbUkIK
(我咀角上揚,盯住佢雙眼)163Please respect copyright.PENANAcYcHCIyqU7
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你:咪你囉,你平時教我功課嘅時候啲態度好似阿媽湊女咁,我唔當你係我女朋友都唔得啦。163Please respect copyright.PENANApo2r9KZtKr
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題外話,我記得以前睇過一本書,叫做「男女心理大不同」,入面有一節講過,有時男人保留返7:3黃金比(7成男子氣慨,3成柔情似水嘅味),咁先係最吸引女仔。163Please respect copyright.PENANAQvrRCVrWyt
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呢種心理背後嘅原因,係因為女仔除咗想要一個man啲嘅人之外,有時都想男仔可以溫柔細心咁對佢。163Please respect copyright.PENANAEJSLY7gXlX
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當然,係講緊今時今日嘅世代。你打開電視、電話,唔難發現好多男明星個樣整到男生女相咁。163Please respect copyright.PENANAbB6XfGq0jv
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但唔好忘記,你點玩都好,始終要做返男仔。163Please respect copyright.PENANA0nnHIyYOn5
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吹左陣水,飯終於到。163Please respect copyright.PENANAtav2CdpLTb
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我叫咗一份黑椒豬扒意粉,而佢就食西蘭花炒鮮魷飯,大家仲有湯送添。163Please respect copyright.PENANATMksi0sV2w
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我:你再唔食野我就食埋你嗰份喇!163Please respect copyright.PENANAlfUjvscktR
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阿玲即刻放低電話食飯。食到一半,阿玲終於平心靜氣同我溝通。163Please respect copyright.PENANA70dZP8lOPO
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阿玲:你識唔識希臘神話?163Please respect copyright.PENANAarslOjFpl0
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我:知少少啦~163Please respect copyright.PENANAepnWyKFsYE
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以前我同過David玩過神魔同P&D,所以唔會完全唔識。163Please respect copyright.PENANAePRxWK2KIY
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然後佢喺袋度拎左個禮物盒出黎,原來那是用紙盒盛載嘅洋式油燈。163Please respect copyright.PENANA6Dbkk5488C
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阿玲:知你一定中意喺房間擺d咁嘅野,所以我專登買比你。163Please respect copyright.PENANAMenpHE0KvI
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我:多謝你呀!你買咗幾多錢呀?163Please respect copyright.PENANA3zWWdY7blB
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阿玲:係我frd幫我買架,都唔係好貴啫,百零二百蚊啦。163Please respect copyright.PENANADvxlDvMD1G
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阿玲:你記住平時喺房發夢嗰時,要點著呢盞燈,因為聖火會保護你呀!只要有油就點到火喇。163Please respect copyright.PENANAF1Iz1bFN6Z
(佢燦爛地笑道)163Please respect copyright.PENANAoWcWY02o2b
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我:但話曬聖火都係普羅米修斯偷個啵163Please respect copyright.PENANA1p9gYpCNn5
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阿玲:但你唔覺得宙斯好自私㗎咩?有乜理由製造完人類,就唔比人類用火煮食,明明火係生活必須品嘛!163Please respect copyright.PENANAc2q2mXwHtp
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我突然明白點解希臘神話有咁多弒神事件,如果我係希臘神族,我都會反抗宙斯。163Please respect copyright.PENANAfDn6KnPZVm
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我:我問你一個問題呀?163Please respect copyright.PENANAkU0UTa1P1U
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阿玲:咩?163Please respect copyright.PENANAiwcdSdljb5
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我:如果有一日我發夢發到唔理盞燈,攪到屋企火粥,咁你so call嘅聖火咪變左地獄火?163Please respect copyright.PENANAK0jUahy2So
(我挑逗地說)163Please respect copyright.PENANAFMUDW3AljB
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阿玲:到時我叫海神波塞頓救你呀。163Please respect copyright.PENANAzlhjAReggO
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妳個答案都有想像力。163Please respect copyright.PENANArGS0njGOBu
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我同阿玲食完飯,叫埋兩杯甜品。163Please respect copyright.PENANAPaDFQ8UFSt
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阿玲:我有首歌要比你聽。163Please respect copyright.PENANArFkibp2F46
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佢share耳筒比我,都幾好聽bo。163Please respect copyright.PENANAsq9RMEwS2K
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「I love it when you call me senoirta163Please respect copyright.PENANA4rdqM6qUIa
I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya163Please respect copyright.PENANAD2jyJkpDth
But every touch is ooh, la-la-la163Please respect copyright.PENANAYC2eXu8wRi
It's true, la-la-la163Please respect copyright.PENANAZDpJAShrpI
Ooh, I should be running163Please respect copyright.PENANACvoRJLCOOl
Ooh, you keep me coming for ya......」163Please respect copyright.PENANAyvLCdZQtni
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首歌名係Senorita163Please respect copyright.PENANALMOnSDbliv
由Shawn Mendes同 Camila Cabello合唱。163Please respect copyright.PENANAKOFxAH4pEy
我立即攞電話出黎google,原來senorita 本來係西班牙文,意思叫:未婚女人,用廣東話型象化地表達,即係叫人地做:小姐姐。163Please respect copyright.PENANAPMT0W7F16e
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阿玲:最近熱爆wor,youtube日日都見到排榜首。163Please respect copyright.PENANASwfvlfrNLA
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我:聽歌詞,個背景天氣應該係夏天?163Please respect copyright.PENANA0plFtmkClo
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阿玲:冇錯,小姐姐。163Please respect copyright.PENANAOoDVlZvnyD
(挑逗地說)163Please respect copyright.PENANAfs1rcJ8I8t
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我:夠啦小妹妹,唔好再叫我姐姐喇。163Please respect copyright.PENANAgFjOXrXZIc
(我終於忍唔住, 變回冷酷的臉)163Please respect copyright.PENANA0xuuHm11dK
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「阿玲,你打開個口呀。」我也不禁示弱,拮件芒果餵阿玲。163Please respect copyright.PENANA95je2VIksd
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「呀呀呀......UM」佢開心地吞左件芒果落肚。163Please respect copyright.PENANAMSE9ZlB0gD
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阿玲:今個月尾,即28號開始,我有一個星期day off,想去長洲過夜呀。163Please respect copyright.PENANADzQO3PTXyM
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我:咁不如我地去玩3日兩夜啦。163Please respect copyright.PENANAG1HtfdFGOp
我:約你28號中午,由中環碼頭一齊出發啦。163Please respect copyright.PENANAi6ZLgSu9VE
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我送阿玲一個微笑,而家我又可以更親密同佢一齊了。163Please respect copyright.PENANASYRnpeWTMJ
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阿玲:咁約定你到時見喇,我再wts你呀。163Please respect copyright.PENANA4GitjzO0g7
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我:一言為定163Please respect copyright.PENANAV2v1Q0H6Ev
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說畢,我又摸佢個頭頂。163Please respect copyright.PENANAb5iL9kvUSp
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阿玲:哎呀,唔好攪我個頭啦,又俾你攪到亂曬。163Please respect copyright.PENANAq46uNJDM9d
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我:咁我幫你梳返順囉。163Please respect copyright.PENANAhvkCSciIDr
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最後離開冰室,我同啊玲勾手指尾互相對望,默許了長洲的約會。163Please respect copyright.PENANAbbuXARH2JU
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多謝妳送我油燈,Senorita.