「遙遠的她…不可以再歸家…」88Please respect copyright.PENANAmqqeJejEhL
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爛醉嘅阿得重重複複吟唱同一句歌詞。88Please respect copyright.PENANAsEEj3ebr3Y
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我記得自己曾經同佢話,只要佢整到解藥,拯救左香港,佢老婆會為佢驕傲,嗰次佢聽完我講,明明好似振作返少少,點知依家又再「pea」過。88Please respect copyright.PENANASzkRs3g6Vw
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只可以講佢老婆嘅死,對佢打擊太大,單靠一兩句說話根本無法令佢重新振作。88Please respect copyright.PENANABVchiBHk6A
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諗諗下,既然佢對佢老婆念念不忘,搵人扮佢老婆呢招唔知work唔work呢?88Please respect copyright.PENANAcAsphGln8P
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於是,我向Sandy同Shirley提議:「不如你地試下扮佢老婆,俾啲安慰佢,等佢振作下。」88Please respect copyright.PENANATFlX1NEky3
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「呢招早就試過啦。我已經好抵得諗扮佢老婆,唔介意俾佢揸下波抽下水,本來以為佢醉醉地,唔會發覺,殊不知揸兩下就話佢老婆無咁大,一下就俾佢識穿,仲鬧翻我轉頭。」原來Sandy早就用過呢招。88Please respect copyright.PENANA4egP6IFjS8
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佢個size大過佢老婆,咁Shirley更加唔洗諗,直頭扮都無得扮。88Please respect copyright.PENANADQc4GOlI95
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因此,其他人嘅視線不約而同聚焦於Kappa以及佢心口。88Please respect copyright.PENANAAz9lz2ZqLV
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我隨即用個身遮擋眾人嘅視線:「唔得嘅唔得嘅,佢應該都一樣唔啱size。」88Please respect copyright.PENANAyEViVMy2Ps
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我對Kappa產生一種不一樣嘅情愫,唔願見佢俾其他男人掂。88Please respect copyright.PENANAcw6CjPz3q4
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大家苦無對策之際,楊過忍唔住歎一口氣:「唉!唔好曬時間諗計啦!等我直接鬧醒條友!」88Please respect copyright.PENANAW5hc6vgc4W
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佢氣沖沖行埋去,扯住衣領「的」起阿得:88Please respect copyright.PENANA3sQAk6AVpw
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「阿得!唔該你清醒啲啦!你知唔知出面依家咩環境?除左有喪屍,你知唔知幾多人為左生存落去而自相殘殺?頭先我地喺隔籬街遇到一班人,為左一箱水同餅乾,打個你死我活,知唔知仲有細路慘到俾人用槍射死?」88Please respect copyright.PENANACbJhrNTwb7
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「出面咩環境、其他人係生係死,呢啲全部都唔關我事!我淨係知好掛住我老婆…好想見返佢…嗚嗚…」一講到老婆,阿得又喊。88Please respect copyright.PENANAUXNPUX3I8b
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「接受現實啦,人死不能復生,你老婆係唔會返嚟架啦!如果你唔想你老婆嘅悲劇發生喺第二個人身上,求下你快啲郁手整解藥,只有喪屍消失,咁香港先有救!」88Please respect copyright.PENANASDe087Zjha
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「香港有無救關我叉事?同埋你條友憑咩吩咐我做嘢?警告你呀,快啲放手!唔好再捉住我衫領!否則咪怪我唔客氣!」阿得嘗試掹走衫領上一對屬於楊過嘅手。88Please respect copyright.PENANAiDNFrv9IgE
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楊過卻緊緊捉住,唔肯放手:「你唔聽我講,咁我就唔放手!」88Please respect copyright.PENANAKtxHq3GaKJ
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「仆你個臭街!快放手!」阿得發爛渣,用罐啤酒dum楊過。88Please respect copyright.PENANAjF14c8NVOS
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見二人好似打起上嚟,我地即刻埋去分開佢地。88Please respect copyright.PENANArDBpTADDYD
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Sandy同Shirley拉走楊過,我就掹開阿得:「算啦,嘅然阿得唔想整,我地唔好逼,不如直接將usb嘅資料交俾乘哥算…」88Please respect copyright.PENANA8cVRfopetm
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「嘔…」阿得飲得酒太多,突然嘔出嚟。88Please respect copyright.PENANAKxosgmaYIB
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我喺佢隔籬避都唔避切,俾佢嘔曬落我件衫度。88Please respect copyright.PENANAJu2rIiHm6D
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嗰啲嘔吐物好q核突,我頂唔順,要即刻除左件衫並丟走佢。88Please respect copyright.PENANA5KBPUP2Oy6
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阿得眼甘甘咁望住我打大赤肋,猝不及防突然攬埋嚟。88Please respect copyright.PENANAhK6T0YdaIN
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「老婆!」阿得塊臉緊緊貼出我心口,唔知發咩神經,對我大嗌老婆。88Please respect copyright.PENANAmgt8MfPi4G
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「無啦啦搞邊科呀你?」88Please respect copyright.PENANAAaK1AHwDGk
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「你兩粒lin生得好似我老婆粒lin...顏色、大細、連埋乳暈全部都好似…」阿得癡看我兩粒乳頭。88Please respect copyright.PENANALrvbvEhMKw
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「唔係呀嘛…你係咪眼花呀?」我俾條友攬到實,郁都唔郁唔到。88Please respect copyright.PENANAujkiH519rn
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「我無眼花!係你啦老婆!」阿得睇都不得止,用伸脷去舔。88Please respect copyright.PENANAAyRWjY1183
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「哇頂!救我呀喂!」88Please respect copyright.PENANAA9uRacC8d3
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我向旁邊嘅楊過求救,點知對方居然話:「佢依家當正你係佢老婆,不如將計就計,你直接假扮佢老婆,叫佢整解藥,救蒼生!」88Please respect copyright.PENANA2LiHNcdYVI
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「咩話?咁都得?」88Please respect copyright.PENANAwrW2dYorqa
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「嚟啦嚟啦,快啲試下啦。」楊過細細聲催促。88Please respect copyright.PENANAOX6BSuooBM
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為左拯救蒼生,我犧牲色相,拋個身出嚟不得止,仲扮埋女人聲氹佢:88Please respect copyright.PENANAsMryJUAcrY
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「阿得,依家全香港俾喪屍攻陷左,所有人都身陷水深火熱之中,我希望你可以將解藥整出嚟,拯救所有人,一路以嚟,我都知你好叻仔架,我信你照住usb嘅資料,一定可以整出一模一樣嘅解藥出嚟,所以你應承我好唔好,唔好浪費自己嘅才能,一定要將解藥整出嚟。」88Please respect copyright.PENANAfmBAx63ekJ
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其他人對住呢個場景,唔知覺得好笑定覺得核突,大家都無眼睇,得Kappa見到我變聲,忍唔住「嘻」一聲笑左出嚟。88Please respect copyright.PENANATdZZPz6ZHA
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阿得含住我粒lin答:「嗯…我知啦…我應承你…」88Please respect copyright.PENANApCGrzL0ZPW
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隔左一陣,條友真係聽話,乖乖地坐去嗰張放滿器材同化學品嘅檯,著手開始去整。88Please respect copyright.PENANAbboNMEWX4N
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不過佢實在太醉,搞左幾下就直接摞低訓著左。88Please respect copyright.PENANAm6hedJZAYJ
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希望佢無斷片,訓醒仲記得應承「佢老婆」嘅嘢。88Please respect copyright.PENANAXyH9kpH2sz