Hi! I'm "That One Person On Penana Who, Whenever She Said One Perfectly Harmless Thing, Caused Cheeto And Gironashi To Go Off On A Crazy Tangent About Gagging Or Preparing A Body For Reincarnation Or Some Such Nonsense!"
!Just a heads up, there are several 'impersonator' accounts on this website, feel free to message me if you're confused about which is which. The impersonators are acting as several really great humans, so follow the right ones!
On the outside I may appear to be a rude, sarcastic jerk, but, just like an onion, when you peel off more layers, you find the same thing every time, and cry.
Mean comments will be deleted. Oh, you don't like that? Bite me. :D
Three or so books in progress, too many contest entries I have to write, four billion ideas I don't know what to do with.
If you start dissing me or any of my friends, or insulting someone and their opinions, I will not hesitate to block and report you.
-Esfandiar C. Hale
-The Yobanashi Girouette
Now scram.See more