轟——！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6oXyfmzFE
（天地間一聲巨響，出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPJnf8H6wa
（天庭）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyQxZLpEmr
（靈霄殿）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf7REup7rv
（玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUrbG1vDHP
傳令官：報——！！！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHl6uUcSmCS
（玉帝一驚，伸著懶腰醒來）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiFI0Q5vDF
玉帝：什麽事啊？這麽大聲？又打擾我睡覺。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxirXse5FPi
傳令官：千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgHfZIT3go
玉帝：傳。（趴在桌上繼續睡覺）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJrSgnnVWD
（千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpgE1Gj8Zi
千裏眼：陛下，我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈，今日在下界爆裂成功啦！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXKeLLEzSu
玉帝（猛地醒來）：哦！真的？耶！耶！（狂喜）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxEHilyYU3
順風耳：元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了，竟震壞我兩個耳膜。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrfw5jCznQ
玉帝：你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎？震壞兩個算什麽？別大驚小怪的。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpCJzt3dHe
千裏眼：元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQShZWsijA
玉帝：啊！你的眼睛沒受傷害吧？你只有兩只眼睛。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp0eDfCmFF
千裏眼：哈哈！沒，沒。我戴墨鏡看的。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAf6Cj1tRx
玉帝：算你小子聰明！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk1YzGISbv
千裏眼：元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙，壯觀無比！我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXgA7HDh5o
順風耳：元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷，聽得我心曠神怡。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemscm72osI
玉帝：哦？這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我？！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mgt3fGK16
千裏眼：陛下，你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來，你想看隨時就可以看。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGIcIK0LWl
玉帝：真有你小子的！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl55aDk4VKZ
順風耳：可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能，沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCPlBWB8wx
玉帝：唉！沒關系，就當看無聲電影吧。小順子，下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎？隨時隨地錄製聲音，很具有生物學價值。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBFc9LHuLC
順風耳：謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候，微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnz8Ulp3Sa
千裏眼：等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候，微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡，不會讓你再看黑白電影。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcA1X9N1YC
玉帝：都給我住口！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH6JUySTIs
千裏眼/順風耳：陛下，我們的想法難道不好嗎？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUiMHQn4cS
玉帝：是好想法。做為你們的老大，我常常教導你們，做神要低調，不要張口閉口神啊神的。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGQTlxJwVx
千裏眼/順風耳：臣等明白！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRB0zvJzGw
玉帝：以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字，改稱——元子彈。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65Ai3KjOO1
千裏眼/順風耳：元子彈？？？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7Vsp5UucT
（在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山，位於沙漠地帶，山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bCXcKy50o
爆裂，產生肥沃的土壤，使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果，成為名副其實的——花果山！）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPw49P7QN90
（山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hl5JIY6fo
（由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗，一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射，導致基因突變，成78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeeWlWdtnK
為神猴！親們，因為神猴是元子彈產生的，所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MznZ6tEW8
（山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍，元猴走到水邊，準備跳入水中）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3n0XWrxged
通背猿猴：等等！（一把攔住元猴）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJawR8PCvF
元猴：幹嘛？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPSCDUifxY
通背猿猴：你要幹嘛？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmprTKWJqQd
元猴：我打算洗個澡。可以吧？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLB954e5De
通背猿猴：可以。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPYaTIPc15
（元猴想跳入水中，又被一把攔住）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL0F7DAmK1
元猴：你要幹嘛？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSD6alIrFU3
通背猿猴：我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8R8oyzTot
元猴：不是怪味兒，是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了，勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl5urTJq1I
通背猿猴：你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YvxenkQBb
元猴：說來話長。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPTccDQYFL
通背猿猴：我想聽聽。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPZUSRuv6N
元猴：我急著洗澡，我洗澡先怎樣？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ362YiJAk4
通背猿猴：我急著聽你的話，你說先怎樣？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjQMe1v6LL
元猴：好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒～～～78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNIQyM4ngQ
通背猿猴：嗯……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRnnU8iIj7
元猴：一不小心就有了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcJwryP6rj
通背猿猴：啊。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAIFT1Wh63
（噗通！元猴縱身跳入水中）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT5VpEBpCK
通背猿猴：哇！這個入水動作，簡直太美了！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrAQf5Kkav
（群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然，聽到一個猴子大叫！）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxfyGqtp4x
猴子甲：有黑洞！有黑洞！……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC4PT18YXV
（猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著，水中群猴都被吸引上岸）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfyOA7l1yv
通背猿猴：黑洞？什麽是黑洞啊？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEtn6xahda
元猴：笨豬！黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizcCMqEdSc
通背猿猴：貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6xgO4zzWR
元猴：有誰進去過沒有？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0jvApARWH
通背猿猴：剛發現的，應該沒有。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhWGoMlYwO
元猴：我可沒那個膽量。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2ilGKTeEt
通背猿猴：那你瞎嚷嚷什麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZN0O2vAPZ
元猴：我看你不了解，解釋一下給你聽嘍。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkFsKm3zUx
通背猿猴：哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6A6V3w5p1
（眾猴不語）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLK4KNo4OU
通背猿猴：誰敢進黑洞，我們就拜他為王！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO17IEKi1wf
（眾猴又不語。過了一會兒）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy3uM0nuie
元猴：我進去看看怎樣？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDlzjc2Xj8
通背猿猴：你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfA5Grz4Tw
元猴：我一向很謙虛，沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下，最後做出決定，所以78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTOXH7qmtl
過了一會兒。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsCyErvZU3
通背猿猴：廢話少說！你這就進洞吧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwVrshdlbm
元猴：我有個要求。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6mPKITm8Q
通背猿猴：說。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvyZJpEyYg
元猴：我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越，如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後，猴王不但做不成，我從此還消失了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV8KpyUGXy
通背猿猴：你想怎樣？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mttKHe4IA
元猴：你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmY6CI8Vdt
通背猿猴：好！你消失後就在此給你立個牌子，上寫：某某某在此穿越！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhfqCYYFWG
元猴：牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭，「某某某在此穿越！」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面，還要……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSYG9H70Xw
通背猿猴：好！好！好！都答應你！你快進去吧！進去吧！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1feHn8Z5g
（通背猿猴雙手一推元猴，元猴飛身離地，穿過瀑布，進入黑洞）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8SicsV6uU
（黑洞內金光閃閃！）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrSKidfDxi
元猴：哇！難道這裏是座寶藏？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUckiPGuCZ
（走近一看，石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字：花果山福地，水簾洞洞天。）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZFbFnj8mm
元猴：靠！我以為是金銀珠寶，原來只是幾個閃光字。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vrXafuEQ8
（砰！一聲，拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中，發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwZfxsLYAc
石床、石凳……）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6T03XRv92
元猴：這兒家具挺全的，以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6g0LISdOB
（洞外）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1c8OY3Plp
眾猴：怎麽還不出來？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyd64vN2g7
通背猿猴：唉！我們為他立碑吧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa10GPlf9V
（嗖——！一聲，但見瀑布處水花濺出，緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞！）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmTz2uHsjF
通背猿猴：有飛碟！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡombsUQHDWO
（不明飛行物一落地，卻是元猴。眾猴圍上）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9Q3HOR0cl
眾猴：黑洞裏邊有什麽？黑洞裏邊有什麽？…………78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWaD7J4u8d
元猴：這個……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZKlggQDOg
通背猿猴：某某某，黑洞裏邊有什麽？快說！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA9rzG04EG
眾猴：某某某快說！某某某快說！……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQaDLVpYDK
元猴：諸位，你們對我的稱謂，是不是該換換了？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGITuaXQGDW
通背猿猴：什麽稱謂換換什麽啦？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMXQ01hkNk
元猴：你當眾說，誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPlzQeigBb
通背猿猴：哈哈！不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密，把那事忘了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQctqPaZBI
元猴：現在想起來了吧？用不用我再提醒你們一遍？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EgxcUDZV1
通背猿猴：不用！不用！都來拜見我們的大王！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh2LZglKm2
眾猴：拜見大王！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbiBS2VObV
（群猴俯首而拜，高呼：大王萬歲！）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuxcZ5Ml4C
通背猿猴：大王啊，黑洞裏面……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkhuiDYmXY
猴王：黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZ3VSUEa5j
通背猿猴：原來是個三居室。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTFJLw4YiL
猴王：可以這麽說。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2XLHj1W2b
通背猿猴：房子不小，可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT8pPQdOTV
猴王：雖是個三居室，可每居都有上百平米，足夠我們全全入住。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFxjCVUPwl
通背猿猴：哦！這樣的話，我們就和大王群居！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6YRN0EjeT
猴王：是同居！你用詞文雅一點好不好？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZjdcYevFZ
通背猿猴：我們什麽時候搬進去？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoVc6ggff1
猴王：現在就搬。隨我來！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamfp55YfYF
（群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW44F8wWPl
（在洞內，眾猴張燈結彩，手舞足蹈，歡天喜地！）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNR0ZGVz5O
（通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLizZgk9LL
通背猿猴：哈哈！原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字！好名字呀！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQnSrVGk1k
猴子甲：大王，你也應該有個好名字才好。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTRjiPP774
猴王：你們稱我為王，我已經心滿意足。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARpknS4f1S
通背猿猴：大王，我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美，那一瞬間，使我終身難忘。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGVhMNLzuj
猴王：待會兒出去，我再跳給你看。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlkSm2lJpH
通背猿猴：不如，我們就稱你為美猴王吧！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZT6MSKQ9mK
猴王：美猴王？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZeOFcy0Bz
群猴：美猴王！美猴王！美猴王！…………78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbUdJi3xA4
猴王：隨你們的便啦。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmckbaHz3w
猴子甲：大王叫美猴王，我叫麗猴王！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftCv18ZLf9
猴子乙：我叫帥猴王！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VqNRxXtxl
猴子丙：我叫酷猴王！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tkK3XZWpW
…………78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbW2gUNPYJ
（美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb9xX1PtxR
美猴王：你打算叫什麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmilx16EQL
通背猿猴：好名字都被他們搶了，我無所謂了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9hT2ETPiM
美猴王：你貴姓？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D6NMoxYMM
通背猿猴：姓通。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8P4HsZwiA
美猴王：名字？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZoewEsGVa
通背猿猴：背。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIRQUvMXkc
美猴王：背什麽？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f4J0mxHnT
通背猿猴：只有一個背。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXfgsVE0Zz
美猴王：嗯，本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkI4vQpYje
通背猿猴：好名字！大王有文采！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lil3hTimW
（至此，花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國！）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqIoID6oIF
（一日，美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒，傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwPPePvs6x
傳令猴：報告大王，出事了！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5F15ASmUR
美猴王：愛卿何事驚慌？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeE4c9SB8z
傳令猴：帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIDNe4fkM4
美猴王：啊！我的帥愛卿，你去的太早了！55555……（痛哭流涕）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuN9eIWVYr9
（美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上，群猴紛紛落淚。）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStPa1Habkc
（群猴都不哭了，只有美猴王哭泣不止）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCFgrM3xT1
通背猿猴：大王，猴死不能復生。希望你……78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLPpvHKDPl
美猴王：55555……（哭的更加厲害）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSf0NWXWaIy
群猴：大王，別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvrPWhPcJF
美猴王：我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭，他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想，百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山，離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi7coUGFtu
（群猴聽罷，一個個掩面悲啼！）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Lq0gCE6wf
通背猿猴：大王，你的意思是，我們活的再長久，都不免一死？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo2aPPqGwz
美猴王：嗯啊！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtcIB2BQBj
通背猿猴：大王想要長生不死，不是沒有辦法。78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74GUyBkbBC
美猴王：不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO3icTHu5j
通背猿猴：嗯啊！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2DWHAvrNo
美猴王：快說！快說！快說！快說！快說！快說！………78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYclU6o0FP
通背猿猴：在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙，大王可登門拜訪，學個長生不老之術，不生不滅，與天地山川齊壽！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS3FOgQLxo
美猴王：來人！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBRtjcq0N8
傳令猴：大王何事？78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDOmHpjXOD
美猴王：備船！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3iOV6t2iU
傳令猴：是！78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g476Mt3CI
（嗖——！猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了）78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvwXpBHXCE
78Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0d32lSxK7
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