Summary: Just made it up one day. My attempt at humor.
(Sookie and Eric walk in.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw90VdXuUH9
Eric: What are we doing here? There's nobody here.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOYCcngcWO
Sookie: I don't know. I heard we were supposed to meet some warriors here.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj5gIVN4IO
Eric: Warriors? Why?475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0bPwJZKUy
(Cordy, Anya, and Xander walk in.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcHo0vLDe8
Cordy: That's for me to know and you to find out.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVVTcaLdgO
Anya: You look like crap.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGp7kOpz1l
Cordy: No kidding. I hate my visions. I wish they could all just disappear.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsWFXgxO8W
Anya: Is that your wish?475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6YTepwL1I
Cordy: No.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5ONV2Ygha
Anya: Okay.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSin7Rxump
Cordy: Yeah.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv4puIWiBV
Xander: What's up with the kindness? You two never got along back in high school.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ejANPAnbs
Anya: Don't worry about it, Xander.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpakPJf33t
Cordy: Yeah. Just sit back and watch it all flow into place. Is there a bed or chair around here? I feel a migraine coming on. I need to lie down.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpVwYkUt7j
Eric: I can help with that.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO6mnu5n7D
Cordy: Thanks, Eric. (leans on him, head resting on his shoulder, eyes closed contentedly.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqxOqzHBnG
Eric: (murmurs to her) You're welcome.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDjWkE8LLp
Xander: This is becoming disturbing.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDollyIVgEk
Anya: Well, it's that or take her home.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjOG3IiqsM
Xander: It's still disturbing.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOVmMCLF85
Anya: Deal with it.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzEvyS142s
(Anya and Xander kiss.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEBJDuNwAn
(Eric and Sookie stare at them.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PRVPl1fRt
(the warriors cats come padding in.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbflvPN9DpW
(Ravenpaw, Smudge, Princess, and Barley pad in.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vMXsdt6j1
Ravenpaw: Let's get started.
Barley: You need to explain first.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCasdN3InPI
Ravenpaw: Oh. Right. Guys, I'm alive. Firestar and Graystripe helped me escape to the Barley Farm. Tigerstar was going to kill me. They had to keep you guys convinced that I was dead. Otherwise, he would've come looking for me.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5VtHEm2Pu
Firestar: Yeah. I'm sorry.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAFPl68xfE
Graystripe: We all are.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDs7DWIPDig
Sandstorm: You're forgiven. All of you. We know what he did.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpngQHxGWwe
(Firestar and Sandstorm start licking one another.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0msmJk9qF
One-star: Mousebrain. I never thought the kittypet would be capable of such a secret.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfqCdoamBu
Whitepaw: I'm surprised his clan didn't know.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdqLtb1TNn
Crowfeather: He's good.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU6wQA5pxm
Tigerheart: Very good.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqqsBgQ8I4
Mousefur: I can't believe this. I've missed him all these moons. How could you not tell me? Us for that matter.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNv98ZMY2l
Brambleclaw: I'm sure he has a reason for this.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz00oqNSJkl
Squirrelflight: Hey now.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iqu8z8jX3
Leafpool: Let's all calm down.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuJoG96sD5
Longtail: Take a breather, guys.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB77wJLpmQ7
Mistystar: They're right.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79MYQAckso
(All warriors start talking at the same time.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbO913kQsJ
Smudge: In Starclan's name, shut up!475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6BGfbyDk8
(Every cat is silent.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwjdr48FUy
Princess: They have a perfectly good reason for what they did. Now let's leave the past behind us. It's time to move forward with our lives.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWQFHHe6U5
Crookedstar: She's right. By the way, who are you? (Looks at Princess and Smudge.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRQQQnffLD
Princess: I'm Princess. Firestar's sister.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI6GoKk1WD
Crookedstar: Pretty name. Nice to meet you.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxEE8hTsdt
Princess: You, too.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcfKPJgHzm
Smudge: I'm Smudge. Firestar's other best friend.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck7w6uFqcS
Princess: Hey. People. (goes up to them and rubs against their legs.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wDX4Cndqt
(Smudge, Barley, Ravenpaw, and all clans shake their heads at her in disbelief and annoyance.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRZph3WWb9
(Anya picks up Firestar.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rshmUywD1
Firestar: Watch it.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFEvtJFoRe
Anya: Can I have a kitty, Xander?475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXqP5XOsnJ
Xander: An, these cats are wild.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSRK1BBCa3
Anya: You're no fun.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hFLPtsuB6
Firestar: (Jumps out of her arms.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4taMl5XNZr
Squirrelflight: (hisses.) Leave my daddy alone!475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hJIfDWBl4
Leafpool: Are you okay?475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8APCmNEqN
Firestar: I'm fine.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDNXdL1m82
Anya: What about that little one? (points to Whitepaw.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1DRa3dkvC
Cordy: Xan made it clear that these cats are off limits. Take this white, friendly one, brown one, or this smudged brown one. They're all people-friendly. I might even take one for myself.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3rbDO5YgO
Sookie: Likewise.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBsaAP9cUm
Ravenpaw: Hey, Barley. New owners. I want the brunette. Who do you pick?475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpxe12pzyZ
Barley: The blond that's mates with that older guy.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvLAk38hMq
Princess: I'm taken, sweetheart.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEdYseCaiD
(Ravenpaw rubs against Cordy's legs and purrs happily.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR0juqIHPc
(Barley rubs against Sookie and Eric's legs.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yXrmbvcz4
Sookie: That's so cute!475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlthI9LzZyY
Cordy: Good kitty. (picks him up.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQZe8eqIQd
Whitepaw: I've been a kittypet before. I'm going, guys.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5l6PIb7KE
Longtail: Mousefur?475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBZX3a7fHG
Mousefur: Yes. Sorry, Firestar. We're getting old. We'll miss you, though.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcOmIyAIXZ
(Whitepaw, Longtail, and Mousefur go up to Anya and Xander. Leafpool, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Squirrelflight, Brambleberry, Skyclan, Brooke, and Stormfur follow them.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WfGBZ1d5H
Sandstorm: There goes most of the clans.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMsZkLLEkc
Blackstar: They're right. We're all getting old. We need to settle down.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1xoQReSeR
Crookedstar: I agree.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMvSpKCwIP
Brambleclaw: Who cares? Sorry, Firestar. She's my mate. I have to go.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyTxJIfypi
Sandstorm: We are, too. Right, Firestar?
Firestar: Yes.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oD6s866hV
Graystripe: Count me in.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdd3abLSOpj
Firestar: Dustpelt, you're the new leader. Make Starclan proud.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQ290sLAXu
(Sandstorm, Blackstar, Graystripe, Crookedstar, Brambleclaw, Firestar, and Crowfeather leave the clans. Blackstar and Crookedstar go to Sookie and Eric. Graystripe, Sandstorm, Brambleclaw, Crowfeather, and Firestar join their mates and families in the group by Anya and Xander.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulVVOg71mO
(Anya smiles.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbVlnjf6MK
Anya: Look at all the cats! I'm rich in cats!475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lkV02tKUF
(Sorreltail, Tigerheart, Dawnwing, Flametail, and Tawnypelt go to join Cordy's group. Jayfeather, Dovepaw, and Lionblaze follow.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9Hjpr98Ay
(Ivypaw follows after her sister.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UnGaacqyQ
(Anya and Xander kiss.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtElyuDDbfR
(Eric and Sookie kiss.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTFcNSI4Cj
(Honeyfern joins Sookie's group.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8PveyLXmt
(Princess watches them and then looks around at everyone.)475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoangDi55lz
Princess: Don't even ask. Don't even. I don't know what the point was to all of this.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhG42VDn847
Dustpelt: No kidding, sweetheart.475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBf8QEV6PjO
Ferncloud: I agree.
