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They arrived at a secret location and were greeted by four agents: the leader, Agent Smith, Agent Jones, Agent Khan, and Agent Lee, who was a female agent. They all wore black suits and sunglasses, and looked serious and professional.
"Welcome to SAD," Agent Smith said. "You two have been selected to join our elite team of covert operatives. We are the ones who do the dirty work that no one else can or will do. We are the ones who protect America from its enemies, both foreign and domestic."302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDmUrR4sZW
Before we proceed, you need to know that this is a one-way ticket," Agent Smith continued. "Once you join SAD, there is no going back. You will have to cut off all ties with your families and friends, and assume new identities and cover stories. 302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLXQmGdbW0
You will have to lie, cheat, steal, kill, or do whatever it takes to accomplish your objectives. You will have to follow our orders without question or hesitation. You will have to be loyal to us, and to each other. Do you understand?"302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnupvLp7c2k
"Good," Agent Smith said. "Now, let's get on with the nitty gritty. We have a very important mission for you. We intend to take over the United States!"302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXhGp3AVQY
He then proceeded to explain their plan. They had been secretly working for years to infiltrate and sabotage the government, the military, the media, the economy, and other key sectors of society. 302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtlJ4zGB3k
They had planted moles, hacked systems, spread propaganda, caused chaos, and assassinated targets. They had amassed weapons, funds, allies, and followers. They had waited for the right moment to strike.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMQQcWiE5H
"And that moment is now," Agent Smith said. "We have everything we need to launch a coup d'etat and overthrow the corrupt and incompetent regime that is ruining this country. 302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAsgc3N6aV
We have a vision for a new America: one that is strong, free, prosperous, and fair for all. One that is led by us: SAD agents."302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1EpsdbMJg
He looked at Jake and Vince with a piercing gaze.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0jDcrnGx1
"And you two are going to help us make it happen, right?" he said.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLogLGWfAP2
[They still couldn't believe what they were hearing, couldn't believe that these people were CIA agents, let alone SAD agents. Jake couldn't believe that they were being asked to betray their country and join a treasonous plot.]302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eTAyNUhux
They realized that they were in grave danger. If they refused or resisted, they would be killed on the spot. If they agreed or complied, they would be committing crimes against humanity.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zfvxWeOfA
[Pretending to be won over and convinced by the agents arguments. They agreed they were quite impressed by the plan.]302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QOUxXzt4t
Nodding their heads they said yes.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm7BJgiPWD
They joined SAD.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHyMMx2qmd
Jake: (whispering) Vince, what are we going to do? We can't go along with this madness!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9etNvNTTr
Vince: (whispering) I don't know! We have to find a way out of here!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24jj7obG0A
Jake: But how? They have us under constant surveillance! And they have guns!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLX3POgcVY
Vince: Maybe we can contact someone from the real CIA! Someone who can help us!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdn0Oy0GmC
Jake: But who? And how? We don't have our phones or any other devices!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuMtsgHlnU
Vince: Maybe we can use one of theirs! When they're not looking!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVDkNolKdG
Jake: That's too risky! They'll notice!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0bA6ZPJ3H
Vince: Well then maybe we can sneak out! When they're asleep!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzdH7t3Jad
Jake: That's too dangerous! They'll catch us!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBiBpI78cB
Vince: Well then maybe we can fight them! When they're distracted!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSyrZUXu7x
Jake: That's too suicidal! They'll kill us!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESCfQckid0
Vince: Well then what do you suggest? We can't just sit here and do nothing!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QQnJxxr7j
Jake: I don't know! I don't know!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkApf2QFHm
Agent Smith: (loudly) Hey, you two! Stop whispering and pay attention! We have a mission for you!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsRCUs6AUu
Jake and Vince: (nervously) Yes, sir!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58aNoD5sR6
Agent Smith: Good. We're going to hit the White House tonight. You're going to help us get in and take out the president and his staff. Are you ready?302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqsWDayEsA
Jake and Vince: (reluctantly) Yes, sir!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPDlAZIhjh
Agent Smith: Excellent. Let's go over the details.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVljATbPjTt
(He shows them a map and a diagram of the White House, and explains their roles and objectives)302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeVugVP43Z
Agent Smith: Any questions?302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIDxlcFTnn
Jake and Vince: (shaking their heads) No, sir!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQPFf4j7AN
Agent Smith: Good. Then let's move out. We have a country to take over.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdX2Nb8jSYQ
(They all get into a van and drive away)302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YYnEu1uzO
Agent Jones: (driving) So, Jake and Vince, how do you feel about your first SAD mission?302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM3ZX6CWr5
Jake: (lying) We feel honored, sir.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0jmL3Neps
Vince: (nervously) We feel ready, sir.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZENG1HKIE
Agent Jones: Good. You should. This is the most important mission of your lives. And ours.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQnxwxMVfn
Agent Khan: (sitting next to Jake) Yeah, this is it, boys. This is the night we make history.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELHbxefd0v
Jake: Yeah, history.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2jiGcWduH
Agent Khan: Don't sound so excited, Jake. This is a great opportunity for you. You get to be part of something bigger than yourself. Something that will change the world.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDUTlWLbGq
Agent Khan: Trust me, Jake. You'll thank us later. When you see the new America we're going to create.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4y9PldUSR
Jake: (thinking) If there is any America left.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMXGHVrZyQ
Agent Khan: You'll be proud to be a SAD agent, Jake. Just like we are.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHkaSDiXsk
Agent Lee: (sitting next to Vince) How about you, Vince? How do you feel?302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgYm67Obff
Vince: (lying) I feel good, ma'am.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI7JWE4mGg
Agent Lee: Good. You should. You're doing the right thing, Vince. You're doing what's best for this country.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuwyh5evsF
Vince: (thinking) No, I'm not.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTtkHa9JgP
Agent Lee: Don't worry, Vince. It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitpYeR7m5N
Agent Lee: Believe me, Vince. You'll love the new America we're going to create.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrWhZJKnqA
Agent Lee: You'll be happy to be a SAD agent, Vince. Just like we are.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VCw6N8Ryh
(They arrive at the White House and get out of the van)302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOyiJFsLPT
Agent Smith: All right, team. This is it. Remember your roles and objectives. Remember your code names and signals. Remember your loyalty and duty. And remember why we're doing this.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28CmfjOJSl
All agents yelled, except Jake and Vince: For SAD! For America!302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWdJW0vNxE
Jake and Vince: (mumbling) For SAD... For America...302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPFZyUNvMc
Agent Smith: Good. Now let's go make history.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1taTCMXKoT
(They split up into two groups and approach the White House from different directions)302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp3jQYJanH
(Jake is paired with Agent Khan and Agent Jones)302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q6jLP1298
Agent Jones: Okay, Jake. You're with me and Khan. We're going to enter through the east wing and make our way to the Oval Office. That's where the president is supposed to be right now.302Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptQE9bmveM
Jake: Okay.
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