【冰漾】我的單身日記 第六章48Please respect copyright.PENANAHbFVM0FKSn
發文時間: 4/5 2012
發文時間: 4/5 2012
我的單身日記 0648Please respect copyright.PENANA8qibkORMld
48Please respect copyright.PENANAVPDAitmmJq
在黑館裡一戶一戶的道過謝後,那天晚上,我就在查資料的過程中度過了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAvbw6Pa1vR1
隔天一早,我在手機鬧鈴的慘叫聲中嚇到跌下床,然後又被從隔壁房殺過來的學長一陣爆打。48Please respect copyright.PENANAkaEruGF6Sn
「褚!你知不知道現在才幾點!」痛打。48Please respect copyright.PENANABjYo8XyHPQ
「對不起!但我調六點四十他要四點十六叫我也真的沒辦法啊!!!」遭痛打。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3cpg6vIdeh
48Please respect copyright.PENANAEN8aoJN1Ah
所以要和阿雞去出任務的這一天,我就已被殺人兔拎去找輔長作為開場了,真是可喜可賀。48Please respect copyright.PENANAowWBWhR695
48Please respect copyright.PENANAA1LdQP2Wff
「唉唷冰炎啊,漾漾小朋友雖然是妖師,但還是禁不起打的啦。一樣打手手會斷骨頭,打頭頭會噴腦漿啊,你下手也太狠。」提爾一邊說一邊幫我上藥,而我則縮在房間角落,離那隻還在生起床氣的低氣壓禽獸精靈遠遠的。48Please respect copyright.PENANAt1FSRemidV
在這裡澄清一下,我沒有斷骨頭也沒有噴腦漿,只是身上東一塊青西一塊紫,看起來有點像畢卡索他老人家的曠世傑作。48Please respect copyright.PENANALFzeeAnuZA
精靈打人真的痛爆,混血的也一樣!48Please respect copyright.PENANAkLZtmZA2PQ
那些一天到晚吶喊「學長拜託請你踹我吧!!」的人們!拜託你們愛惜生命!就算學校可以復活滿足你們死過來活過去的願望,也不要忘記身體髮膚受之父母!!!48Please respect copyright.PENANAMUkSskVJoq
48Please respect copyright.PENANAkAYLc1v5UG
「誰叫他都這麼多年了,也學不會管好自己的手機!」紅眼惡狠狠的朝我瞪來,我嚇得又抖了一下。48Please respect copyright.PENANAiB84Q75YYG
「我也沒辦法啊……他都自己亂叫,我各種方法都試過了,只差換掉他……」我委屈的訴說著身為手機主人卻飽受手機欺凌的辛酸。48Please respect copyright.PENANAd1Z1pPmmpw
「那就換掉啊!大不了叫瞳狼換個地方住!!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAQTxUCyzQE4
人家鬼娃都恢復自由多久了!你還想把人家塞進手機裡!?還換地方!!到底!?48Please respect copyright.PENANAbYKGIY3G1c
48Please respect copyright.PENANAk5Btr07UvL
而且,手機哪能說換就換……48Please respect copyright.PENANAg0NUfUBkOC
48Please respect copyright.PENANAj6GRXfIXfj
「我不想換嘛…我和這支手機有感情……」我吸了吸鼻子說著,本人才不會承認這是裝可憐……48Please respect copyright.PENANAEAovhoTmfQ
「感情個鬼!給我換掉!」學長暴動了,作勢要衝過來給我再補個幾下。48Please respect copyright.PENANAA79HQY8bEX
而我也暴動了,忍不住脫口朝那邊大喊:「因為這支手機是你送的嘛--!!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAJZlSUWuC8b
48Please respect copyright.PENANA7dT6ijl3NT
「……」聽見我這個回答的學長愣住,原本要踹過來的那一腳也就這樣停在半空。48Please respect copyright.PENANA4JVDahzOFj
48Please respect copyright.PENANATpGHjD8syU
……48Please respect copyright.PENANA1QczJk61fE
48Please respect copyright.PENANA8OvvfGsyVd
呃,我剛剛是不是說了什麼不得了的話?48Please respect copyright.PENANAwBPGDEvdq6
48Please respect copyright.PENANA2ApyZ2POQ9
「咻~~~」腐長一臉曖昧的吹了一聲響亮的口哨,還不停的在我和學長之間擠眉弄眼:「看不出來漾漾小朋友這麼熱情又專一啊!冰炎你就收了他吧,看你有蠻喜歡的不是嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZkPxsRjuq
48Please respect copyright.PENANAhredRkwLU7
「……輔輔輔輔輔輔長你在說什麼啊!!!」我整張臉瞬間爆紅。48Please respect copyright.PENANAqMa55ksyyR
48Please respect copyright.PENANA3WIbBXY4oz
什麼收不收啊!也太直接了吧!你是真的看出了什麼還是單純開玩笑!?不管是哪一個都很可怕啊!!!48Please respect copyright.PENANAqcEHBiZklG
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9I2tzCPvol
「提、爾。」輔長在被踢飛前的最後一刻,聽到的就是這樣一句咬牙切齒還充滿殺意的,所謂來自地獄的呼喚。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwAsJYNZCMM
48Please respect copyright.PENANALEWBQnXbsE
然後就這樣成為天邊的一顆星了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWu57qJXSqL
48Please respect copyright.PENANA3GICZUg5A5
ns18.219.8.51da2 48Please respect copyright.PENANAVPDAitmmJq
在黑館裡一戶一戶的道過謝後,那天晚上,我就在查資料的過程中度過了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAvbw6Pa1vR1
隔天一早,我在手機鬧鈴的慘叫聲中嚇到跌下床,然後又被從隔壁房殺過來的學長一陣爆打。48Please respect copyright.PENANAkaEruGF6Sn
「褚!你知不知道現在才幾點!」痛打。48Please respect copyright.PENANABjYo8XyHPQ
「對不起!但我調六點四十他要四點十六叫我也真的沒辦法啊!!!」遭痛打。48Please respect copyright.PENANA3cpg6vIdeh
48Please respect copyright.PENANAEN8aoJN1Ah
所以要和阿雞去出任務的這一天,我就已被殺人兔拎去找輔長作為開場了,真是可喜可賀。48Please respect copyright.PENANAowWBWhR695
48Please respect copyright.PENANAA1LdQP2Wff
「唉唷冰炎啊,漾漾小朋友雖然是妖師,但還是禁不起打的啦。一樣打手手會斷骨頭,打頭頭會噴腦漿啊,你下手也太狠。」提爾一邊說一邊幫我上藥,而我則縮在房間角落,離那隻還在生起床氣的低氣壓禽獸精靈遠遠的。48Please respect copyright.PENANAt1FSRemidV
在這裡澄清一下,我沒有斷骨頭也沒有噴腦漿,只是身上東一塊青西一塊紫,看起來有點像畢卡索他老人家的曠世傑作。48Please respect copyright.PENANALFzeeAnuZA
精靈打人真的痛爆,混血的也一樣!48Please respect copyright.PENANAkLZtmZA2PQ
那些一天到晚吶喊「學長拜託請你踹我吧!!」的人們!拜託你們愛惜生命!就算學校可以復活滿足你們死過來活過去的願望,也不要忘記身體髮膚受之父母!!!48Please respect copyright.PENANAMUkSskVJoq
48Please respect copyright.PENANAkAYLc1v5UG
「誰叫他都這麼多年了,也學不會管好自己的手機!」紅眼惡狠狠的朝我瞪來,我嚇得又抖了一下。48Please respect copyright.PENANAiB84Q75YYG
「我也沒辦法啊……他都自己亂叫,我各種方法都試過了,只差換掉他……」我委屈的訴說著身為手機主人卻飽受手機欺凌的辛酸。48Please respect copyright.PENANAd1Z1pPmmpw
「那就換掉啊!大不了叫瞳狼換個地方住!!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAQTxUCyzQE4
人家鬼娃都恢復自由多久了!你還想把人家塞進手機裡!?還換地方!!到底!?48Please respect copyright.PENANAbYKGIY3G1c
48Please respect copyright.PENANAk5Btr07UvL
而且,手機哪能說換就換……48Please respect copyright.PENANAg0NUfUBkOC
48Please respect copyright.PENANAj6GRXfIXfj
「我不想換嘛…我和這支手機有感情……」我吸了吸鼻子說著,本人才不會承認這是裝可憐……48Please respect copyright.PENANAEAovhoTmfQ
「感情個鬼!給我換掉!」學長暴動了,作勢要衝過來給我再補個幾下。48Please respect copyright.PENANAA79HQY8bEX
而我也暴動了,忍不住脫口朝那邊大喊:「因為這支手機是你送的嘛--!!」48Please respect copyright.PENANAJZlSUWuC8b
48Please respect copyright.PENANA7dT6ijl3NT
「……」聽見我這個回答的學長愣住,原本要踹過來的那一腳也就這樣停在半空。48Please respect copyright.PENANA4JVDahzOFj
48Please respect copyright.PENANATpGHjD8syU
……48Please respect copyright.PENANA1QczJk61fE
48Please respect copyright.PENANA8OvvfGsyVd
呃,我剛剛是不是說了什麼不得了的話?48Please respect copyright.PENANAwBPGDEvdq6
48Please respect copyright.PENANA2ApyZ2POQ9
「咻~~~」腐長一臉曖昧的吹了一聲響亮的口哨,還不停的在我和學長之間擠眉弄眼:「看不出來漾漾小朋友這麼熱情又專一啊!冰炎你就收了他吧,看你有蠻喜歡的不是嗎?」48Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZkPxsRjuq
48Please respect copyright.PENANAhredRkwLU7
「……輔輔輔輔輔輔長你在說什麼啊!!!」我整張臉瞬間爆紅。48Please respect copyright.PENANAqMa55ksyyR
48Please respect copyright.PENANA3WIbBXY4oz
什麼收不收啊!也太直接了吧!你是真的看出了什麼還是單純開玩笑!?不管是哪一個都很可怕啊!!!48Please respect copyright.PENANAqcEHBiZklG
48Please respect copyright.PENANA9I2tzCPvol
「提、爾。」輔長在被踢飛前的最後一刻,聽到的就是這樣一句咬牙切齒還充滿殺意的,所謂來自地獄的呼喚。48Please respect copyright.PENANAwAsJYNZCMM
48Please respect copyright.PENANALEWBQnXbsE
然後就這樣成為天邊的一顆星了。48Please respect copyright.PENANAWu57qJXSqL
48Please respect copyright.PENANA3GICZUg5A5