Message from the AuthorThis is a fictional story for anyone to read. I have written this book for people to have a bit of fun and to laugh. Happy Reading! Author:- Sachin DissanayakeYou Tube Channel  : -Bridge to fantasy Book ClubAuthor’s Email Address : - [email protected]CC-BY-NC The Stinky BlowIt was a casual school day. Tim and his friends were waiting until their Class teacher came into class. Tim's friend had a really bad tummy that morning. Last Night he has eaten a chicken burger from Burger Prince. It seems that the burger had something a bit stale. Johnny who has brown hair, green eyes and fair skin colour was thin. Our class teacher arrived at our class with some prefects. He was having a small discussion with them. The class teacher is their science teacher who teaches really well and is fun. The prefects left and the students greeted the teacher. They had science as their first subject for the day and the teacher had a small fun talk with them. Johnny who was thinking for a while had a question in his mind that he wanted to ask the teacher. He spoke, "excuse me Sir……. I have a question which I wanted to ask you". The teacher allowed Johnny to ask his question. Then Johnny asked the question from the teacher. He said, "Sir... Do animals ever fart"? Not even a second had gone by, a tremendous, gigantic and huge fart went out from Johnny. The air got polluted. We all had two masks on but the smell busted through the masks and it smelled like rotten eggs with rotten milk. Everyone was disgusted and some were going to faint. It was so hard to breathe that the teacher took everyone out and closed the door of the class leaving poor old Johnny inside the class with all the windows open. The other classes also got the smell. Johnny was embarrassed and what made it worse was that his best friend Lisa was in class as well. All the students were laughing at Johnny and they even got hiccups, what made them laugh even more was when Johnny told them and this is what he said: "it's okay….. Everyone farts a smelly fart especially me at home". When the smell was gone and everyone came in, the students couldn't stop laughing until their teacher stopped them. From that day onwards Johnny got the nickname which was 'Johnny the Stink Bomb'. ​​​​​​​The End

Dumb things I hear said!

Warning: mentions of sex, cursing, (very rare) killing

I hope you find a laugh!! Feel free to check out the 2022 version!

Mostly dumb things highschoolers say. Something to read when you need a laugh. Mentions of sex, cursing, on the random occasions killing. Please don't let the massive number of updates change your mind about reading this half of them are less than 10 words long. Since there's no M15+ rating I'm chucking it in here.  Inspiration from Quotes out of context I heard by RampantStrawberry

Cover by Esfandiar C. Hale

Hey ! I´m Dex! Nice the meet ya!

What are you doing here? GO READ THE STORY!! I´m not giving spoilers, otherwise, miss Sophie here ( the one writing this) is going to be mad at me and she might kill me...

*Loud gasp*

Did I just do that?

// (Sophie talking here) ok Dex get out of the way, or I might really kill you! This story is about Dex a clumsy  - What are you talking about? The things just hit me...- and afraid of blood superhero... - It's a phobia get your names straight-  ...That also breaks the fourth wall a lot... A LOT! He gets annoying sometimes. -Its part of my charm - winks at your beautiful eyes- Ok you got it! Well, that's all guys, have fun! //

Okay, so I watch this anime-but-not-really called RWBY, you probably probably know about it, but what you might also know (or not) is that there's something called RWBY Chibi, and it's equally good, very laugh, much funny. This is my parody of my original work "Linkle's Great Adventures", you may call it LOL:CGA for short.

Just like LGA (Linkle's Great Adventure), this is a copy and paste of my FF story that I want to put on Penana because...I'm here.

Here's the summary I gave it on FF.Net: The chibi adventures behind Linkle's legends! With gust bellows, random crossovers with other fandoms the author is a fan of, references to pop culture, memes, bad puns, and much parodying! Credit: Majora moon-sized thanks to The Unplanner for a MEGATON of these ideas, inspirations, and suggestions! T because...Tingle(?), minor violence, and Syrup and her broom and/or gust bellows!