As inspired by @CalicoCarter, I would like you to write me a story. I don't mind what genre or length, I'll read anything!

Just one specification: It must include some sort of birthday theme or message, one or the other.

If you can't think of anything, try using some information from my account's bio for inspiration!

I can't wait to read the entries! (In which I will be reading and judging on the 23rd, no peeking until the day!)