Come up with the most insulting insults of all insult history! It doesn't matter who or what is your source, just say it to make one laugh. And by all means, let your imagination run wild.

Create a haiku, nothing more to it.  However!  You are not limited to one haiku, you can create a few stanzas, so long as they're all in the haiku format.  But, you arelimited to one entry.

Haikus (if you don't know) are poems with three lines, one with 5, then 7, and then 5 syllables.  An example is shown below!

Writing a haiku

Is all you will have to do

So just do your best!

Ever wanted to have powers? Well, I want you to write about a character living in a NORMAL world, but she/he has to have an uncommon power. 

Here are the powers you can choose from. ONLY THESE. You can pick a maximum of three. Please put which power(s) you picked on your Author's Note.

-Water

-Fire

-Air

-Earth/Nature

-Light

-Darkness

-Mind-Reading

-Knowing the Future

-Hyptonizing

-Able to hurt someone just by looking at them

-Control insects

-Flying

-Teleportation

-Telekinesis

-Makes someone crazy by messing with their mind

So that's all. Please share and invite others to this contest. Good luck to everyone!

-J. x

The goal is to write five hundred words or more about a humanoid creature you have created. They must be new and they must not be a part of another story.

The character may have any name you choose, and it may help you win if the name of the character has meaning; I will be searching up the names. You must also explain the features they have and why they have them, or what they use them for. The author must also make it clear if their character is male or female, and adding clothes helps me, the manager, get a better picture of your character's personality.

It may be in story form or informative form, depending on your preference.

The character that wins will be the main focus of the second story I write, though of course it will be a while. During the time while writing my first contest-winner's book, I will be creating the second group of books.

Good luck and may the best contestant win.

Wynter-Rose.

Edit: The characters you enter are able to walk on two legs, though they must have more than four animal characteristics, whether they are visible or not.

Each contestant is permitted to enter up to three entries and no more.

The goal is to come up with a 700 word essay about a character of your choice - though they must be of your own creation. The winner will be put into a story with genres of their choice.

Good luck.

Edit: If you have any questions at all, please feel free to contact me, as I have noticed there has been a lot of confusion with must's and leeway.

Write a paragraph about a way of dying. It has to be funny! 

Write a Horror story using only 4 words!! 

Can you do it?

Precepts are like mottos, which tell us rules that are important for us to live by.

So what's your motto? Which rule do you think it is the most important for us to live by? Share your motto with us! ;)

If you only had one sentence before you died what would it be?

Give me one word. Just one word to strike emotion into me. Joy, sadness, disgust... any emotion. Like count will be taken into consideration. References welcome. Please check that you are not repeating.