Hello! I'm a fan of alternate realities. German and English are my mother tongues, so I use both languages in my writing. I'm also a regular newspaper contributor. I'm a linguist with a pragmatic streak. I also speak Polish and several other languages. :)

Please read my novel:

https://www.penana.com/story/71583/planetary-entrapment-syndrome-escaping-the-hazmat-demons/issue/9

''The German plight is nightmarish enough. Do they also need to present their butts, excuse me, backsides, to the world in those pencil skirts of theirs?''