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The Hybrid Cat
Joined Jul 26, 2016
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The Hybrid Cat
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From Australia Male Born 8th Jun 1999 High School
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The Adventures of Hy & Ko
Updated Sep 12, 2017
PG-13
10
350
46
Parody
Travel

"Hey Ko, guess what I found." - Hy

"A way to convince Jaye to let your character have an EyePatch?" - Ko

"Nope, but almost as good; a dimension travel thingy" - Hy

"How is that only almost better than an eyepatch?" - Ko

"DON'T QUESTION THE EYE PATCH." -Hy

"Anyway so where should we go first Mr. Roof Cat?" - Ko

"I have no clue, but not Arden." - Hy

100% HOW IT DIDN'T GO

Adventure
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Travel
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The Adventures of Hy & Ko

"Hey Ko, guess what I found." - Hy

"A way to convince Jaye to let your character have an EyePatch?" - Ko

"Nope, but almost as good; a dimension travel thingy" - Hy

"How is that only almost better than an eyepatch?" - Ko

"DON'T QUESTION THE EYE PATCH." -Hy

"Anyway so where should we go first Mr. Roof Cat?" - Ko

"I have no clue, but not Arden." - Hy

100% HOW IT DIDN'T GO

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HOW TO: BE A TWAT
Updated Sep 20, 2016
PG-13 Completed
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1189
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Parody
Humor

So you want to be a twat? And not in the literal sense?

Well, here is Hybrid's guide to do just that.

But please, remember that being a twat is a serious thing and requires a life time of commitment, or until you get bored.

So in this guide we will be looking a the following:

- What is a twat?

- Why would I wan to be twat?

- What is the required knowledge?

-  What are the benefits of being a twat?

- Whats the difference between a twat and a twit?

- Sarcasm

If you follow this guide word for word your life will be transformed or money back, now look at the last dot point.

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HOW TO: BE A TWAT

So you want to be a twat? And not in the literal sense?

Well, here is Hybrid's guide to do just that.

But please, remember that being a twat is a serious thing and requires a life time of commitment, or until you get bored.

So in this guide we will be looking a the following:

- What is a twat?

- Why would I wan to be twat?

- What is the required knowledge?

-  What are the benefits of being a twat?

- Whats the difference between a twat and a twit?

- Sarcasm

If you follow this guide word for word your life will be transformed or money back, now look at the last dot point.

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WARHAMMER 40,000: HYBRIDS CODEX
Updated Sep 22, 2017
PG-13
0
13
0
Dark
Fantasy

This is a informal look and explorations of the Warhammer 40,000 universe that created and owned by Games Workshop.

Please be warned this look into Warhammer 40,000 is going to cover dark themes when talking about certain factions and lore aspects.

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Dark
Fantasy
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WARHAMMER 40,000: HYBRIDS CODEX

This is a informal look and explorations of the Warhammer 40,000 universe that created and owned by Games Workshop.

Please be warned this look into Warhammer 40,000 is going to cover dark themes when talking about certain factions and lore aspects.

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HOW TO: S#@% POST
Updated Aug 14, 2017
PG-13 Completed
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188
49
Humor
Parody

In this guide I will teach you how to shit post

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HOW TO: S#@% POST

In this guide I will teach you how to shit post

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HOW TO: STAY FOCUSED
Updated Feb 17, 2017
PG-13 Completed
7
297
28
Parody
School

In this guide you learn how to remain focused and on task in a school or work involvement

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School
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HOW TO: STAY FOCUSED

In this guide you learn how to remain focused and on task in a school or work involvement

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HOW TO: BECOME A SOCAIL BUTTERFLY
Updated Dec 30, 2016
PG Completed
16
310
8
Humor
Parody

This is the guide for all people looking to become as the Americans put it A Socail Butterfly

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Humor
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HOW TO: BECOME A SOCAIL BUTTERFLY

This is the guide for all people looking to become as the Americans put it A Socail Butterfly

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Hybrid's Collection of RANDOM CRAP
Updated Sep 22, 2017
PG-13
13
494
19
Parody
Humor

This is where all my brief parody idea's are likely to show up seeing as I am mental unable to make a full fledged parody also a bunch of other random stuff like unexplained rants and bad jokes

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Hybrid's Collection of RANDOM CRAP

This is where all my brief parody idea's are likely to show up seeing as I am mental unable to make a full fledged parody also a bunch of other random stuff like unexplained rants and bad jokes

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HOW TO: WRITE A STORY
Updated Nov 30, 2016
PG-13 Completed
16
457
51
Parody

This guide will teach you the fundamentals of writing critically acclaimed novel's alongside some very useful tips all written by the famous author Hybrid Kitten who has written master pieces such as A Cat's Life.

This guide also feature tips and experiences of other great authors. Who you ask? No clue. I'm yet to interview any.

NOTE

If you are not yet aware this is primarily a parody of idea of a novelist guide so please do not take everything you read seriously.

SECOND NOTE:

There will be some very basic realistic tips that will totally not be stolen from Wikihow.

THIRD NOTE:

Having more than one note on authors note on page from the same writer is unprofessional.

FOURTH NOTE:

And its kind of a dick move wasting the readers time.

NOTE NUMBER 5:

There should never be a drastic name change towards the end of naming stuff.

SIXTH NOTE:

If you have more than 5 NOTES on one page you should give up making novels. I mean seriously.

NOTE SEVEN:

This is NOTE 7-11: you can buy drinks here and mouldy bread.

NOTE TWELVE:

If you don't proofread your writing then seriously, man, proofread you work!No one's gonna take you seriously if you don't.

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HOW TO: WRITE A STORY

This guide will teach you the fundamentals of writing critically acclaimed novel's alongside some very useful tips all written by the famous author Hybrid Kitten who has written master pieces such as A Cat's Life.

This guide also feature tips and experiences of other great authors. Who you ask? No clue. I'm yet to interview any.

NOTE

If you are not yet aware this is primarily a parody of idea of a novelist guide so please do not take everything you read seriously.

SECOND NOTE:

There will be some very basic realistic tips that will totally not be stolen from Wikihow.

THIRD NOTE:

Having more than one note on authors note on page from the same writer is unprofessional.

FOURTH NOTE:

And its kind of a dick move wasting the readers time.

NOTE NUMBER 5:

There should never be a drastic name change towards the end of naming stuff.

SIXTH NOTE:

If you have more than 5 NOTES on one page you should give up making novels. I mean seriously.

NOTE SEVEN:

This is NOTE 7-11: you can buy drinks here and mouldy bread.

NOTE TWELVE:

If you don't proofread your writing then seriously, man, proofread you work!No one's gonna take you seriously if you don't.

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The 100 Percent Legit Scientific Studies of Lord Hybrid the 1st
Updated Aug 15, 2017
PG-13
37
676
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Inspirational
Parody

Here is where all the 100 Percent Legit Scientific studies of Lord Hybrid The 1st are record as he tries to discover the truth about the World and all that walks on it, swims in it, flies in it and all that is in it as well as all that is outside of it.

Context: (OH LOOK THERE'S SOMETHING HERE FOR ONCE)

1 - Something

2 - Somthing

3 - Something

4 - Something

5 - Something

General
Inspirational
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The 100 Percent Legit Scientific Studies of Lord Hybrid the 1st

Here is where all the 100 Percent Legit Scientific studies of Lord Hybrid The 1st are record as he tries to discover the truth about the World and all that walks on it, swims in it, flies in it and all that is in it as well as all that is outside of it.

Context: (OH LOOK THERE'S SOMETHING HERE FOR ONCE)

1 - Something

2 - Somthing

3 - Something

4 - Something

5 - Something

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A Cat's Life {NaNoWriMo 2016}
Updated Nov 8, 2016
PG-13 Completed
9
357
34
Parody
Inspirational

The Cat sat on the mat in the morning and left in the evening. The next day the Cat sat on the mat in the morning and left in the evening.

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Parody
Inspirational
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A Cat's Life {NaNoWriMo 2016}

The Cat sat on the mat in the morning and left in the evening. The next day the Cat sat on the mat in the morning and left in the evening.

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I'M BORED - THE HYBRID CHRONICLES
Updated Sep 1, 2017
PG-13
19
608
61
Short Story

This will be a collection of short stories based of the idea's or topic's suggested to me by those we respond to my status stating "I'm BORED, what should I write about?"

This is something I suggest other writers to do in a crusade against BOREDOM and to try and to spark some thought into other minds to help deal with writers block also to help people expand there writing capability's.

all you need to do is replace the My name with something that can be used to identify you as the writer if you choose to join in.

And seeing as all of this was written by the shitposter that I am you can ignore it.

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Short Story
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I'M BORED - THE HYBRID CHRONICLES

This will be a collection of short stories based of the idea's or topic's suggested to me by those we respond to my status stating "I'm BORED, what should I write about?"

This is something I suggest other writers to do in a crusade against BOREDOM and to try and to spark some thought into other minds to help deal with writers block also to help people expand there writing capability's.

all you need to do is replace the My name with something that can be used to identify you as the writer if you choose to join in.

And seeing as all of this was written by the shitposter that I am you can ignore it.

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