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Chapter 24.1 Someplace
NOVEMBER 11, 2884, LOGIT'S HOUSE, AKAZIA, 989Q.
Logit: (The next step is getting the Last Real Coin, then there is just one more step to reach the second phase, the Last Real Coin only exists in 15 universes in the entire multiverse, I will go to the one that is the safest, that being, 811G.), Elsethen.
Logit used Elsethen to teleport to 811G, where he immediately began looking
Logit: (The Last Real Coin is attracted to CTPS Energy, and now that I think about it, I should try usig Defensive Energy, so far I have been relying entirely on Birds of Heaven, but I need to go beyond it.)
Logit then created CTPS Energy, the CTPS Energy he created was quite weak since Defensive is far away from CTPS in the Energy Chart.
The Last Real Coin of 811G used to be guarded by Gods in an actual dungeon, but ever since the events of the Great Morph, the Last Real Coin of 811G is lost, in some random unknown place.
There is no way Logit can check the entire universe, especially with his lackluster speed, but he came prepared.
Logit placed the Energogic Core inside the Cosmic Power Channeler, then placed the Power Staff on top of it
Logit had invented a completely new magical object, it did not even have a name since this was the first in existence
Logit: I will call it... the Blind Waver.
The Blind Waver can detect and track down anyone and anything no matter what, negating any abilities, not only that, but it can also create a "path of guaranteed success" which allows the Wielder to always reach their target in just a few minutes, and the Blind Waver can also allow the Wielder to always be able to interact with the target, fir example, if someone teleported away from a Blind Waver Wielder, the Wielder will teleport together with them to catch up with them.
Logit: Blind Waver! Show me where the Last Real Coin is!
Logit used the Blind Waiver, causing him to be able to see the Last Real Coin, luckily it was just a few hundred meters away from him.
Logit ran towards the Last Real Coin.
At the same time, Danda just happed also roaming around 811G, when she saw...
Danda: (That's! The Last Real Coin! These things are worth trillions! I'm sure Kaosko will be happy if I give him this!)
Danda picked up the Last Real Coin and put it in her pocket.
Logit: STOP! THAT IS MINE!
Danda: Huh!? No! I found it first! It's mine!
Dands runs away from Logit, Logit uses the Blind Waver on her and the Last Real Coin at the same time.
Danda: Mundus Vectura!
Danda used magic to teleport to a different universe, Logit instantly teleported together with her through the power of the Blind Waver.
Danda: Someplace Alsowhere!
Logit then became lost and confused, not knowing where to go. Despite not following the correct directions, the Blind Waver automatically corrected Logit's course by teleporting him around.
Danda tried to run away, and despite being way faster than Logit, and Logit being under Someplace Alsowhere, she cannot escape him because of the Blind Waver, Logit always catched up to her and landed an attack since Danda was only trying to escape, not dodge.
Danda: (Guhhh... how is he reaching me!? I thought him being slow was his weakness!... no, I'm not your average woman, I am great! I can get out of this situation! I know it!)
Logit: Just play nice and I won't kill you, just put you in jail, be a normal civilized person and give me that coin.
Danda: (... I thought this guy had bad mobility... did he gain a new ability? Did his ability evolved? The videos and websites lied to me! Nooo...)
Danda reluctantly gave the Last Real Coin to Logit.
Logit: Now come with me.
Danda: Please don't...
Logit is not aware of the fact that Danda is a member of the mafia, from his perspective Danda is just a random normal individual who he can't pin any real crime on.
Logit: Go to 989Q...
Danda: ... Don't...
Logit: Now.
Danda: ...
Danda used Mundus Vecture to teleport to 989Q.
Logit would bring Danda to the nearest police station.
Logit: This woman was trying to steal something from me, but there isn't a lot of evidence, so let's just go with 30 years in jail.
Danda: (What!? No...)
"Sure thing Mr. Justiceer!" Answered a cop.
Danda would then have to wait 4 hours straight in the police station for her trial.
Then, she was finally called for trial.
"Your honour, this woman was trying to steal an unidentified object from my client, but we will settle with just 30 years in prison."
Toketo: Alright then, this court finds the defendant guilty.
Danda: (What the hell? No no no nooo......)
The trial lasted for 43 seconds, following that, Dands was put on Legal Torture Mechine, the most populated prison in Akazia.
Danda was guided to her cell by the guards.
Vinculo: Well well well look what we have here, new criminal scum! What's the excuse this time!? You're were framed!? Just an accident!? All a misunderstanding!? Sad backstory!?
Danda: ...
Vinculo: Not a spirited one huh? That's probably for the best, good luck.
Vinculo left, Danda began worrying about the implications of Vinculo's "good luck".
Danda: Mundus Vectura!
Danda tried to escape by teleporting to a different universe, but magic does not work inside the prison, that is one of many anti-supernatural mechanisms that makes it difficult to escape any prison in 989Q.
Vinculo: Nice try idiot, but it's no use, even a Grandmaster would struggle to escape this hell.
Vinculo quickly returned, he had only pretended to leave.
Danda: ...... No...
Vinculo: Yes! BWAHAHA!
Danda then noticed many men and woman prisoners passing by her.
Danda: ...... There is no separation?
Vinculo: There is supposed to be a male/female separation, but the whole thing got too crammed and chaotic, so I just gave up.
Danda thought about locking her own cell since it is open, but she does not have the key.
Vinculo then actually left, for real this time.
Not even half an hour later, three other prisoners barged inside Danda's cell.
"Oh! There's a new rat here!"
"There is new people like everyday why are you suprised?"
"Huh?... oh, you're right I guess..."
"Hey, what Type are you?"
Danda: Oh, ummm...
Danda thought about answering for a second before deciding she should not be giving out free information about herself. Danda stayed silent.
"Grrr... anyone who does not answer what Type they are gets punished for 10 hours! That is the rule of our gang!"
Danda: What? No wai-
The three prisoners began punching and kicking Danda everywhere.
Curse Types have lacking Strength and Speed, only exceeding in Durability, so Danda could not really fight back against the two prisoner's who are both Summoning Types, the fastest of all False Energy Types.
Danda: Someplace Alsowhere!
Danda used her ability. However, the beating did not stop, Someplace Alsowhere just makes targets lost, it does not make them unable to perceive others, and it doesn't matter if someone is "lost" while inside an enclosed space where they can't go anywhere else, which is true for all the prisoners in Legal Torture Machine prison.
Danda: (My ability isn't made for close quarters combat, there is no point in being lost whille inside a claustrophobic prison where there is nowhere to hide or run away... I might as well have no ability!)
More and more punches, Danda's entire body was aching in pain, she tried fighting back but it was useless, after a few minutes she stopped trying to fight back and just tried to... endure.
There was nothing else she could do. More and more pain. Danda vomited blood after a few more hundreads of punches, then, 10 minutes later, the three prisoners were satisfied.
Danda: .......
Danda began crying, the pain was too much, she felt like she was going to die.
Chapter 24.2 Small Game
After half an hour, the two prisoners finally stopped.
Danda was too hurt both physically and mentally to move, she just wanted to... rest, Danda slept for the rest of the day.
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When Danda woke up, she was right where she was before, no one cared to do anything to her while she slept, Danda then noticed a clock on top of the concrete bed on her cell.
The clock then quickly melted into nothing, Danda decided to just ignore that, she was too... empty, to care.
Danda's mind was still processing that she would spend the next 30 years of her life in that jail, meaning she will leave when she turns 60 years old.
Danda: (........ I have no one... no parents... no friends... no one... no one to love... no one to love me... that will still be true... for the next 30 years... no... why...)
Danda would... exist. Exist and suffer, inside the prison, that is all that happened inside the prison for Danda, just abuse, just agony, just loneliness, just suffering.
Hours passed by... days passed by... weeks passed by... years passed by... decades passed by...
Danda: (This...... this is hell...... no, at least hell is consistent on who goes there and who does not, at least hell perfectly does what it is supposed to do, this... is worse than hell.)
Danda's ability was not made for direct confrontations, especially not while alone, Danda was helpless, with no way of defending herself, everytime someone wanted to abuse Danda, there is nothing she could do but accept it.
She tried calling the guards for help, hit she always got the same response.
"Garbage monstrosities like you deserve to burn in hell! You deserve no help! Why not speed up the rightful judgement process and just kill yourself!?"
Everyday, Danda became more and more miserable, her spirit began to die out.
Danda would lose track of time, after a few years, she no longer cared how much time had already passed, she believed she would just have to spend her entire life in the prison, until, one day...
"Your time is over, you may leave now."
Danda: ...........
Danda had no response. No emotion. She did believe and understand, she just did not care, there was nothing left for her to care about.
Even though 30 years had passed, it was still November 10, 2884, because of the melting clock ability rewinding tome back 30 years while keeping the prisoner's and only the prisoner's memories the same, while not allowing them to be aware of the time rewind.
After spending 30 years in prison, Danda was finally free, Danda would aimlessly walk for a few minutes, until she sat down on a park bench in the Anti-Park, and began reflecting.
Danda: (Thirty years... thirty years... thirty fuckig years...... thir....... ty....... years...... thir........ ty........ THIRTY YEAAAARSSSSS!!!!!! GAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAHHHHH GRAAAAAAHHHH!!!)
Danda is desperately crying and furious.
Danda: (No... I won't... WON'T.... no, this is, trash, garbage, this all, gr- GRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!)
Danda is very slowly gathering her thoughts and emotions.
Danda: (I get... what to do... take that- them out, I'll get them, I'll FUCKING GET THEEEM!!!)
After half an hour, Danda was no longer crying, she finally had decided what to do and how she truly felt.
Danda: (Why did I have to stay? Why? Simple, because of these stupid morons, because of everyone, no, because of most, that's why... I'll fuck these, garbage trash over.)
the only thing she cared about was getting revenge on "normal people" for causing her to suffer for so long.
Danda had reached an apex, from the depths of darkness and hopelessness, her spirit burned brighter than ever.
Danda: (I won't be humiliated like this. I won't cry anymore. I will become stronger, so strong I will be the one to punish "normal people" instead.)
The first thing Danda did, before anything else, was go back to her old home, to check on things.
Luckily, everything was just like how it was when she left, besides all the gathered dust and worn down objects.
Danda takes a look around all over the entire house, but what catched her attention the most, was the computer, her computer.
Danda: ... I just wanna know...
Danda wanted to know what others thought of "normal people", she wondered if others thought the same she did.
Even after all that time, this is what is happening.
Danda searched "normal people" on youpipe, the first video in the results was "No One Understands Normality" by "Jstn43llv", Danda played the video.
Jestano: Hey everyoooone, my name is Jestano Noreird, and I wanna speak the truth about normality! Some people think "normality" is just "not abnormality", meaning what is normal is just everything that is not included in the "not normal" list, while others think "normality" is just a reflection of people's moralities and prefferences, and "abnormality" is just what isn't part of what they consider to be acceptable under their ideologies, I'd say those are both wrong, in fact, abnormality itself is wrong, the truth is actually prettty simple...
Everything is normal! There is no such thing as something "weird" or "abnormal"! For example, even though I'm a guy, I love wearing skirts and pantyhose, and there is nothing weird with that, because there is nothing weird, another example is that I love staring at walls, I also only eat cereal with no milk.
Everyone keeps talking about what should and shouldn't be accepted, what is and isn't normal, labeling everything they like as normal and everything they don't like as weird, but there is only the normal, only the present, only the real, people only label other things as weird to demonize or mystify it because they don't want to understand or accept it, one can only truly understand anything if they don't engage in that bias, that in itself is understanding, in other words, everything is normal! From eating your own toenails, to being attracted by feet, to having some sort of illness, it's all normal and natural, and of course, being normal is good, if something is normal and natural, that means it is good, so I think everything is fine! Ethics might be normal but it's stupid, I don't care about any rules or laws! That is what people use to impose "weirdness" into existence in the first place! And(...)
Jestano would go on to list and explain many things he finds to be "normal" that most would classify as "weird".
Danda: (What an idiot.)
From beyond, someone was watching Danda.
Ouguerno: (... False Energy is about cooperation, teamwork, strategy and creativity way more than raw power, that is what all the Grandmasters agree on, a single False Energy User is usually not that strong, but many False Energy Users of different Types and MacroTypes working together in perfect harmony are nearly unbeatable.)
Danda watched a few more videos and then left her home.
Ouguerno: (I could clone myself or even create new beings, but those things would "not count", clones all count as one individual, and created beings will become much weaker if they team up with their creator as a False Energy User, and the more naturally "superior" a being is, the less potential they will have as a False Energy User, meaning Gods and godlike beings like Outorns actually have little to no potential as a False Energy User, very little will be gained from False Energy and it will take forever to evolve one's ability and exietence, and I can't create False Energy, no one can.)
Danda had gone to the Dialenitus to give herself a Dialenic Ability.
Danda: (I had 30 years to think of an ability, I don't know that much about False Energy, but I think this is the best ability I could make.)
Ouguerno: (I need... an ally... humans are the ones with the highest potential with False Energy out of all species and beings, so I need a human, a human who not only rejects other humans and the human species, but sees the imposition of general laws and ideologies done by other humans as fundamentally terrible, I see this one human, Danda, she is the perfect ally for me!)
Right after Danda finished creating her ability, she saw a tall cartoonish reptilian creature with cosmic texture, and a body merging out of the ground, an Outorn, specifically... Ouguerno.
Ouguerno: I am Ouguerno, I know you hate human law, I am an Outorn, do you know what an Outorn is?
Danda: ...... Right...
Ouguerno: ... Right, sure, the matter is, I also hate human laws, let's cooperate with each other
Danda: ... And why would I need you?
Ouguerno: ... I am an Outorn, I transcend all reality and existence, and I can control all space and time, no offense, but you are just a three dimensional human. (Which is why she is perfect to deal with Reversal Types!)
Danda did not trust Ouguerno, but she did not trust anyone, and Ouguerno was the one she suspected the least since he is not human, Danda memorized some things about Outorns in Learn Nothing Memorize Everything School, she knows Outorns are neutral to good entities, and that they have harsh rules for any wild Outorns, and she benefited from cooperating with Ouguerno more than anyone else.
Danda: ...... Fine.
Omno: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Omno suddenly appeared and laughed at the two.
Omno: An Outorn allying themselves with a human!? That is insane!
Danda: ... And you...
Ouguerno: I have no affiliation with this guy! I don't even know him!
Omno: Don't worry, I won't do anything against either of you, there is no point in me opposing humans when they are so feeble, and Outorns are just mildly bigger ants, there is no hope for any of you.
Danda: So you hate humans just because you think they are weak?
Omno: Yes.
Ouguerno: What do you want?
Omno: But regardless, I don't care enough.
Omno dissapears.
Ouguerno: ...... Weird.
Omno: (I have someone else I want to watch over now...)
Omno then began spectating... Holein.
Holein had bought a house for himself in Akazia, and Holein was also
The Holein in the Permēos continued investigating Elgurd Milltson's case, with still no progress.
The Holein in the Permēos is the "real" or "main" Holein while the one in 989Q is an avatar, a fictionalized version of himself.
Ouguerno: Okay, so the first thing we should do, is gain more power, don't you agree?
Danda: Yeah.
Ouguerno: You should get some Mark Increasing Magical Objects, we should go and try to get Power Apples from a Power Tree, there are some on the Generic Kingdom.
Danda: Can't you just use your powers to bring all the Power Apples here?
Ouguerno: Even I can still be Cursed even from Curse Blocks and will eventually die from Curse Decay.
Danda: Then can't you just kill the Curse Users?
Ouguerno: And get Reversed by the Reversal Types protecting them and just die? No way.
Danda: ... Whatever, let's just go together.
Ouguerno: Alright.
Danda began going to the Generic Kingdom, after a few minutes, Danda passed by a familiar prison.
Danda: Small Game.
Three prisoners inside Legal Torture Machine prison were suddenly now inside a desert, the same prisoners that beat Danda when she arrived in Legal Torture Machine.
"Huh!? What the!?"
One prisoner was in a grey wasteland with lots of garbage, fire and smoke, the other in a scorching hot desert, and the last in a prison that looks nothing like Legal Torture Machine, yet feels equally as oppressive and hopeless.
All three prisoners felt the presence of three objects.
Danda: Someplace Alsowhere.
Then, all three prisoners became lost, they had no idea where they are or where to go.
One of the prisoner's moved to the left reached an invisible wall, even though it looked like there was more desert, it was fake.
"Why am I so slow!? Even my Summon is slow, the heck!?"
He summoned his Summon, a giant white tiger, the tiger began trying to tear apart the wall, but it is completely invulnerable.
One of the other prisoners summoned a giant phoenix and flew it as high as he could before hitting an invisible ceiling.
The last one summoned an ice dog, who he ordered to grab one of the objects and bring it to him.
However, the dog was also under the effects of Someplace Alsowhere and immediately got lost despite having perfect tracking abilities and perfect vision.
They are all lost, they don't know how to reach the objects, even when they tried to follow a direct path towards them, they would start running circles, and going up and down all over the place, not knowing the "correct path" even when it was obvious.
Even the one on the phoenix had no idea where anything is, as if he is a complete idiot who forgets everything every few seconds.
After around nine minutes, one of the prisoners accidentally found one of the objects.
"(That painting... it was for an art project I had in school! But I accidentally dropped it in the toilet, how is it perfectly intact!? And how is it here!?)"
Then, the painting suddenly disappeared.
"What!?"
After exactly ten minutes, all three prisoner's exploded into tiny chuncks of blood and organs.
After the three prisoners died, Danda continued to use the ability on other prisoners that abused her in those 30 years
Danda would spend the entire week killing 900 criminals in total, only then was she was finally satisfied.
Nine hundred is a small number for Legal Torture Prison standards, hence no one besides other prisoners noticed the missing nine hundred.
The police did not care enough to investigate the death of the prisoners.
However, right now she was still at 3 kills and going to the Generic Kingdom with Ouguerno, well, only Danda actually needs to physically walk to it.
On the way there, Danda sees Holein Willard.
Holein: Hey, have you seen a tall man with long blue hair? He is called Irhato.
Danda: Uhhh... no ..
Holein: Alright then.
Danda: ...... Hey, what do you think of normality and weirdness?
Holein: ... Huh? Uhhh, well, I don't really care, I just don't wanna have to deal with any trouble, don't care if the trouble is normal or not.
Danda: Hmmm... interesting, well, goodbye.
Holein: Goodbye.
Danda continued to the Generic Kingdom, but on the way there, Danda was confronted by Toreno.
Toreno: I can see it! In your stupid eyes! You're just like everyone else, an idiot! We live in a hoooorrri-ble world! And you are part of the pro-blem!
Danda: !?...
Danda was flabbergasted at hearing someone share her disdain for the world, and also at how Toreno speaks.
Danda: Hmmm, you're weird...
Toreno: I'm not we-ird! You're we-ird!
Danda: I meant that as a compliment, it's good.
Toreno: Oh? Huh? Uh, thank you... but... I still do not pro-cess how you are remarkable in any way! You are ju-st not!
Danda: ... You're wrong, you have no idea what I went through, that is remarkable.
Toreno: Hmmmmm... maybe maybe... but maybe you are just an idi-ot.
Danda: ...
Not too far away from where Toreno talked, Logit
Logit: Yes! Now all I need is to place this all on that location, and I will have moved closer to Craves Again!
Logit's phone began ringing,once he checked, it was Statum calling him, Logit accepted the call.
Statum: Logit, I have a mission for you, we have a really annoying but dangerous Prolifersting Type messing with Government Core 3, and since Defensive Types are the Predator of Proliferating, you are perfect for the job, go to Park 3453.
Logit: (... Dammit, I'm not powerful enough to contest with the top dogs of the government, it's a huge hassle, but I really can't be disobeying something coming from Statum, the guy right below the president...)
Vetro: Is anything wrong Logey?
Logit: Statum gave me a mission to take down someone.
Vetro: Oh, well, take care then, I hope you'll be alright...
Logit: ... Thanks, I'll try my best. Elsethen.
Danda reaches her destination, she immediately noticed someone was already trying to take a Power Apple, it was... Amelia.
Logit then arrived at Park 3453 with the teleportation from Elsethen.
Danda: That apple is mine! Logit: So you're the target huh?
Danda and Logit spoke on top of each other, making Amelia unable to understand what either was trying to say, she decided to quickly take the apple and run away while eating it.
Logit then noticed the Power Tree on the park.
Amelia: (What the heck!? Who are these people!?
Logit: (What!? What is a Power Tree doing in public like this? I thought they were all underground...)
Danda: Small Game.
Logit and Amelia were trapped inside Small Game.
Logit: Birds of Heaven. Nothing negative can have any effect on me.
Amelia: Blossoming.
Danda: Someplace Alsowhere.
Amelia began gathering the flowers from Blossoming.
Logit: What?
Logit was confused since he was teleported to an entirely different dimension, although not that confused since supernatural abilities are normal.
Amelia decided to try and find the three objects, but it was useless, Amelia was lost because of Someplace Alsowhere.
/ SMALL GAME \
Teleports all affected to a dimension with three areas: a prison, a wasteland and a grass field with tall houses.
All three areas have a lot of changing elevations, walls, and obstacles.
The size of each area is 100 meters cubic, they all connect with each other forming a rectangle.
The walls, ceilings and floor of Small Game are all fully indestructable, this is Always True.
All players must find 3 objects that only they recognize or connect with, for example, their phone, their drawing, their identification card, etc, there can be no significant overlap between objects over multiple players. (e.g two phones)
One object is hidden in each area.
If a player finds the object without using their spatial awareness to reach it, the object will teleport away before they can get it.
Once a player has gathered all 3 objects, they win, and are teleported away from dimension.
The User can hear any of the Players talking.
Just like with any other Game ability, it is impossible to escape the Game without winning or killing the User, the User cannot be affected by anyone under the effects of Small Game.
All Players move at 10 mph and have Average Human Level Strength but not Durability.
Players cannot be guided by abilities unless they are completely organic and they have less than 4 abilities.
Players have 10 minutes to find all the objects, otherwise they die with Deadly, if they succed, then they have beaten the Game and win.
Negative Notes
Players who won are immune to Small Game forever and the User will become unabke to attack them for 10 minutes.
All Players will know where the 3 objects are, but not necessarily how to reach them, and will subconsciously know they are "supposed" to gather them.
The User must either deeply know or be attacked by someone in order to be able to use Small Game on them.
The User cannot control their Main Ability once they are commited to using it on those inside.
Only a maximum of 3 players can be on the game at a time.
/ SMALL GAME \
However, Logit was not lost, he easily made his way to the objects.
Danda: What!? No way!
Logit quickly reached and gathered all the objects easily.
Amelia: Tongue N' Cheek! Go!
Amelia pulled out a big toy gun with silly toy eyes, Tongue N' Cheek shot out it's tongue, the tongue sticked to each one of the objects and pulled them all to Amelia.
Danda: (What the heck!? They should not be able to find the objects because they are lost! And abilities shouldn't work... no... please...)
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A toy gun that can shoot a tongue that will extend to and stick to a target, the User can control the tongue and perceive things through it, the tongue will always be able to reach it's target no matter what, but Tongue N' Cheek can't deal any direct damage or be used as a channel for an ability.
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Amelia shot Tongue N' Cheek's tongue at Danda.
Ouguerno: I won't let you hurt my partner!
Amelia was launched high up in the air together with Tongue N' Cheek, nearly reaching outer space.
She fell down and slammed into the ground, destroying the bench she fell on top of, although she survived the fall with no damage.
Amelia: (Good thing I'm a False Energy User otherwise I would have been dead...)
Ouguerno tried to do the same to Logit, but nothing happened, Ouguerno is unable to move Logit.
Ouguerno: (No, a mere human negating my powers!? But I'm an Outorn!)
Logit: (Outorns can control space, but I can't be affected by them just because Birds of Heaven is weak to gravity, since it also has Overturn.)
OVERTURN
If a being is of a higher Existence Level than the User, then they cannot take advantage of any of the Negative Notes of the ability.
The Negative Notes will simply not apply if they try to use them to defeat or take advantage of the User in any way.
All Defensive Types have Overturn, and also grant Overturn to anyone they protect.
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OVERTURN
Ouguerno: (This guy is not a normal human, we have to run away Danda!
Danda: (What!? Really!? Dammit...)
Danda runs away from the Park 3453.
Logit: ...
Right after, Logit takes out his phone and calls Statum, who quickly answers.
Logit: Sir, I found the intruder and tried to attack her, but there was two other criminals there, an Outorn and an average sized woman with black hair wearing a prison uniform and(...), the actual intruder is an tall woman with black hair and(...), they botb escaped, and I can't interact with Outorns if they are fully outside Reaching Bracelet range.
Statum: Can't you just chase her? Don't you have an RK33V?
Logit: ... My top speed with the Nerfing Beam is 50 mph, which is the slowest possible speed under the Nerfing Beam a False Energy User can have.
Statum: Wait, you're slow? Why did none of these stupid agents tell me, wait, do we even have this catalogued anywhere!?
Hamana: Ummm... no sir...
Statum: THEN DO IT YOU... DUMBASSES!
Statum eats a chocolate bar to alleviate his stress.
Logit: ...
Logit sat down on a bench on Park 3453, and began waiting for the 3 minute cooldown on Elsethen to go away in order to teleport again.
Logit noticed a very old man crawling around and poking the floor.
Logit: Are you alright? Are you looking for something?
"I lost my cane! Where is it? Oh..."
"Hey, do you know where Bank 336 is?"
Logit: It's down the left street over there.
"Thank you."
Chapter 24.3 Yoyoya
Yoyoya was at his house, browsing through youpipe her phone.
Yoyoya got bored of youpipe and decided to go outside looking for someone, although he had no shirt on.
Hence, Yoyoya checked her wardrobe, seeing their shirts hanging from the hangers, just as he had left.
Yoyoya: (I just arranged those shirts without thinking about why...)
Yoyoya decided to rearrange the shirts to be stacked on top of each other and the other non-shirt clothes instead of being supported by the hangers.
Yoyoya: Hell yeah, now it looks cool and unique unlike the lame ass shit before!
Yoyoya leaves her home, he begins looking around for someone that fits her criteria, three minutes pass by and...
Misinfo: I don't really se any meaning... even subjective... whatever that even means...
"..."
"What!? Are you insane!?"
Misinfo: Huh?
Three individuals walked away from Misinfo.
Misinfo: Please don't leave! I'm just like you! Just like everyone else! Please don't...
"Leave us alone you creep!"
"Yeah you weirdo! I thought you were an upstanding citizen, not a wretched and slimy bastard!"
Misinfo perfectly fit Yoyoya's criteria, Yoyoya circled around to the front of Misinfo, and then carefully approached Misinfo.
Yoyoya: Hey there...
Misinfo: Oh! Uhh uhhh uhhhh...
Misinfo wanted to get along with someone... with anyone, but he was still sad about the three individuals who left him for revealing he is a nihilist.
Yoyoya: Nowadays everyone is either an existentialist, or just straight up believes in objective meaning, with a few absurdists, and even less complete nihilists, don't you see, you're unique!
Misinfo: Huh? No no no no no! I'm not! I'm just like everyone else, I'm not a weirdo please don't I'll behave I swear...
Yoyoya: It's okay sweetheart, you don't need to force yourself to be something you aren't, that will just make everything worse for you, and that is bad! There is nothing wrong with being weird!
Misinfo: No... you're wrong... but, I... I respect your opinion! I respect it! I'm okay with it!
Yoyoya: Well... is there anything you like doing?
Misinfo: I'm just like everyone for real for real I'm not lying!
Yoyoya: Why do you think like that?
Misinfo: Ummm... what is your... favorite place in Akazia?
Yoyoya: ... It's just Bounce Bounce Mega Arena Grand-Fighting, but I still want to know, again, why you think like that.
Misinfo: That's great! Mine is... uhhh... Kidney Stones Diner, I gues...
Yoyoya: Do you want a hug?
Minsifo: Huh? HUH!? Oh, uhhh ummm... well... maybe... uhhh... yes...?
Misinfo deeply wanted the hug, but that was as much assertiveness he could put in his talking while being so embarassed and suprised by Yoyoya's question.
Yoyoya tightly hugged Misinfo, Misinfo felt... touched. Cared for. Loved.
Misinfo: ... Oh... ah...
Misinfo closed his eyes and let himself be happy about the hug.
Then, after a few seconds, Yoyoya let go of Misinfo, ending the hug.
Misinfo craved more, for much longer, but he thought it would be rude to ask for more, so he just stayed silent, a bit sad it ended so soon.
Yoyoya: By the way, name?
Misinfo: ... Misinfo.
Misinfo: ...... Uhhh... I'm part of a mercenary group, uh, called the Homewreckers... so, I need to go, but uh, I can also show you them... or... whatever...
Yoyoya: Oh... sure...
Misinfo guided Yoyoya to the Queenoros where Yoyoya met the Homewreckers.
Yassia: Oh? Who is this #cutie?
Misinfo: She is Yoyoya, we... uh...
Yoyoya: We are friends. Right?
Misinfo: Uh, right! Yeah...
Yassia: I like your androgy style! You get it!
Yoyoya: Oh thanks, I like your... purple style...
Yassia skin is all light purple.
Yoyoya: So, what do you guys even do?
Yassia: We kinda just go around doing whatever, but if we get directly paid we will join a fight for any group, assuming they aren't bad.
Yoyoya: Oh, that's pretty cool, so, what does it
Yassia: Well, our group has a balanced distribution of Types and MacroTypes, we have one Overall, that being me, then a Reversal, that being Lika, then Facobe as a Defensive, Shara as Game, Posto as Cataclysm and Viwo as Proliferating, that is 2 Control, 2 Tempo, 1 Aggro and 1 Support, of course it's not balanced but that's wah I'm still looking for another Aggro and Support to join us.
Yoyoya: Hmmm... I'm Aggro...
Yassia: Well, do you wanna join?
Yoyoya: I'll join for a day to see, is that alright?
Yassia: Sure, but if we're gonna togehter we gotta know what your ability does sweetie!
Yoyoya: It's Ending Forest, I can(...)
Yassia: Oh, yas! That will be useful when we need to pick out a troublesome dumbass! You will help us out a lot! My ability is Beaconator(...)
They all explained their abilities to each other.
Danda had already left the Generic Kingdom.
Ouguerno: ... Look, maybe we just don't need to get more powerful, let's just... go.
Danda: ... Go what?
Ouguerno: Go make them pay, right?
Danda: ... Right... wait, I'm not just gonna randomly start killing or throw myself into government business, you're strong and all, but you don't stand a chance against a single Grandmaster.
Ouguerno: What? Grandmasters? What are you talking about?
Danda: Yeah, people who have spent hundreds of years evolving in False Energy stuff, all the GMs are beyond Overpotent in Stats and Existence Level and have stupid powerful abilities, you're gonna get obliterated.
Some black and yellow sparks cane out of Danda as she said what she just said.
Ouguerno: Hmmm... then what if we get a Grandmaster on our side?
Danda: I doubt we can do that, all the Grandmasters are very... reserved, for obvious reasons.
Ouguerno: Then let us just avoid them.
Danda: ... I guess?
Toreno: Hey ain't you that random female criminal? Ya escaped?
Danda: ... How do you know?
Toreno: I do research on random female criminals, because that is a normal thing to do.
Danda: ... Creep.
Toreno: No. Nothing wrong with me, maybe you should take a look at yourself instead Ms. "I joined the mafia and got caught so now I'm crying because I got punished for being evil" the third.
Danda: ...
Danda ran away from Toreno.
Chapter 24.4 Accelerating Intensily
Klimo was on his house, eating his own toenails, when a peculiar broadcast appeared on the TV.
Locus: Breaking news everyone! The government introduced a new government approved organization! The Renormalization Center! It is a place where abnormal people can go to in to get treated! What a wonderful idea! Our government is truly kind and amazing! Now, in other news(...)
Klimo: ... That's all the information they will give? Hmmm...... Inquirizing!
Klimo noticed Logit was going towards the Renormalization Center with Inquirizing, Logit had used Elsethen to teleport near it.
Klimo: Yeah, time to let's do this.
Klimo, Logit, Danda, Garma, Yoyoya, Toreno, Vimpel, Gertana and Hamana were present in the Renormalization Center.
Klimo peeked through a corner, spying on the rest from a distance.
"Hello sir, are you here to-"
Logit: No. Where is the statue?
"Oh ummm... it's over to the left..."
Logit goes to the left, Klimo sneakily follows him.
"Hello, Ms. Yoyoya, are you-"
Yoyoya: This is nonsense? Renormalization? This is bullshit, why do people have to be normal!?
Garma: You're being too extreme, there is nothing wrong with being normal, but this place is kinda messed up... and also...
Garma was looking for Karmin, that was whe Karmin found her.
Karmin: Oh! It is you Garma! Just in time! Come here we have work for you!
Garma: So... what is it?
While Karmin and Garma talked to each other...
Warida: What an interesting building! I'm sure it has a deep undiscovered past! I will be the first one to find it! Or make highly likely theories about it!
Toreno: (This place is weird, I am a completely average individual so I don't need this, but forcing this nonsense onto others is exactly the problem with this world!)
Gertana: Hey, Toreno, you seem cool, things have been really volatile lately.
FALSE ENERGY UNIVERSAL ABILITY: HAVE HEARD OF YOU
False Energy Users instinctively knows others self identified names just by looking at them.
UNIVERSAL ABILITY EXPLANATION END
Toreno: Huh? Oh, sure.
Gertana: I wonder why no one even does anything about... the problems, what do you think?
Toreno: ... Hmmm, yeah, I agree...
Gertana; Don't you think something should happen about it? But things don't just spontaneously happen.
Toreno: ... Yeah.
"Is there anything you want?"
Hamana: No miss! Is there anything you want?
"Oh... ummm... well, I really hate the fact I wish I had a chair..."
Yoyoya: Hah! Me? Extreme? It's society that is extreme about turning everyone into the same boring robot that their arbitrary ideology demands them to be! My adamant comment is reasonable!
Hamana: ... I can be your chair, miss, is that an order?
Danda: Can you kids shut the fuck up? None of you are smart, you all suck, you're all part of the problem.
"Huh!? What!?"
Toreno: Nah everyone here is just wacky, except me, of course, because I'm ordinary.
"Uhhh... no thanks?"
Hamana: Yes, I understand.
Toreno went back to the previous one just to say that, then quickly ran back to Gertana.
Gertana: The government... has ways of doing things, but there are better ways, way better ways, it is truly sad that so many waste their power on meanigless nonsense while just drifting by life, but I'm not like that, I will do it.
Toreno: Do you really wanna do that all by yourself? Seems pretty unlikely...
Gertana: I have what it takes, by myself, I alone am the solution.
Toreno: Well, if you say so... and also, you really think you can do it from the inside like this?
Gertana: I'm not gonna be barbaric, I'm not just gonna do it, I'll look cool while doing it.
Toreno: ... Right.
Logit continued to the room with the statue.
Klimo: You're still not cool at all.
Logit: ... KLIMO!
Klimo: ... Yeah, no shit.
Logit: I will annihilate you! You rat!
Klimo: I'm not a rat, I'm more like a dolphin, maybe even an elephant.
Logit: (I wish I could just tun towards him and give him a direct punch, but if I get in range he can just make me spin in the opposite direction, I basically can never get close to him, even a ranged attack would have the same problem... so how do I beat him!? Sneak attacks are useless against False Energy Users because of False Energy Emergency... I need an attack that he can't make it spin away from him!)
Klimo: Turbulent Zone + QT!Invisibible!
Klimo summoned one of his spinning tops, and gave it the quality of being invisible, little did he know that Logit could still see the spinning top, because Birds.of Heaven makes he immune and invulnerable to everything, including other abilities.
Klimo threw the spinning top at Logit, when it got close to Logit, parts of his left torso began being being ripped pulled towards the center of the spinning top.
Logit: What!?
Klimo: Turbulent Zone... MK5.
Toreno and Gertana heard the fighting and decided to check, Toreno physically traversed there, Gertana simply
Gertana: What the heck is this?
Toreno: What?... man I just keep being the "secondary reactive response guy", but I guess that is what being normal means.
Gertana: That individual is attacking a Justiceer! Get him!
Toreno: Hex: Haunted Grounds!
Toreno used Hex: Haunted Grounds on Klimo, but nothing happened, because the Curse spun away.
Toreno: Whuuuu!?
- TURBULENT ZONE MK5 -
Klimo can turn anything into something that sucks in anything that gets close to it intovitself like a black hole, including himself.
Non-damaging and non-physical abilities also "spin away" from Klimo, making him immune to them.
-TURBULENT ZONE MK5 -
Gertana: Beep Boop!
Suddenly, five robots appeared besides Gertana, who also turned into a robot.
Logit: (Beep Boop is a Cataclysm Type, and Cataclysm Types can bypass any and all defences no matter what, even my Birds of Heaven is useless against them, especially since they are the Predator Type! Dammit! Fuck you Gertana!)
A woman who was working in the Renormalization Center also barged into the room.
"What's with all the ruckus? What are-"
The woman was instantly shot in the head by the yellow robot.
Warida also heard the fighting and went in.
Warida: Ali Babas Are You!
The words "WARIDA", "LOGIT", "KLIMO", "GERTANA" and "TORENO" appeared around Warida, as in, literal floating words.
The pink robot, who used to be Gertana, launched a cannon bal
Klimo used Turbulent Zone to fall inside the ground Klimo approached Logit.
Klimo: Turbulent Zone!
Klimo tried to make Logit spin, but the word "LOGIT" began spinning instead.
Klimo: (Duck this shit! Paranormalizer Types are the Predator of Quality Types!)
Logit: (Dammit! Birds of Heaven can make me immune to bleeding and death, but I can't get hit by any of these Turbulent Zone attacks or I will die anyways since gravity is an exception to my ability...), HAMANA! COME HERE! UBER ME!
Klimo: Turbulent Zone!
Klimo went out of the ground for a second to throw a spinning top at Logit.
Hamana: Yes sir! Ubercharge!
Logit's entire body was coated in a purple and metallic aura, Klimo's spinning top hit, but did no damage.
Toreno: Hex: Haunted Grounds.
Toreno used his ability on Warida, causing the ground right below her to start melting.
The yellow robot shot at Warida, who dodged the shot.
Warida then created the word "IS", moved closer to the corpse of the officer, and pulled out the word "DEAD" from the corpse, then connected it with "IS" and began moving them to "LOGIT".
Logit: I won't let you!
Logit: (I don't need to go for a meele, with the Reaching Bracelet I just need to get close and then she will die!)
The red and purple robot moved closer to Warida.
Logit: (GERTANA YOU FUCKING IDIOT!)
Logit backed off from Warida, who also backed away from the purple robot.
The blue robot began shooting at Warida, who dodged the shots.
Danda and another police officer rushed into the room.
Danda: What!? Someplace Alsowhere + Small Game!
Danda did not know anything about anyone there, so she decided to place the three she personally found to be the most thretening under Small Game, those being Gertana, Toreno and Klimo, she actually found Logit to be the most threatening, but since she already saw him escape, she reasoned it would be useless to put him back there.
Klimo: What!? No! I need to stop Logit! Get me the fuck out of here!
Logit: HAMANA! DON'T LET THE WORDS CONNECT!
Hamana: Yes sir!
Hamana dashes towards Gertana, Warida, who punches Hamana in the stomach, but the punch deals no damage, Hamana is simply too durable, since she is a Defensive Type.
Hamana picks up the word "LOGIT" and destroys it with a punch.
- ALI BABAS ARE YOU -
The User can create a textual keyword representation of an object or individual or an aspect of such which they can manipulate to form sentences that become true once those keywords touch each other in a line (1 meter or less) that forms a coherent sentence in english.
The keywords appear no less or more than 8 meters away from the User in any direction, and have the same durability as their target.
The User can also freely create the following keywords: "is, and, not, or" and "with".
The User can move the words with their mind with True Speed 100%.
The User can charge towards a keyword and/or themselves at True Speed 1000% but cannot turn left or right when doing so. (Cooldown: 2 event sequences)
True Speed 100%.
Negative Notes
Cannot be used to cause anything logically or physically impossible.
The keywords can be destroyed by purely physical attacks with no ability and only purely physical attacks with no abilities, and have the same durability as their target, if the target is not physical, then the keyword will have the same durability as the User.
Enemies can also move the keywords to also use this ability, but only directly and physically, and the effects they cause are only 40% effective.
Must be 3 meters or closer to a being in order to create a keyword, except for their existence. (represented by their name)
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Yoyoya also heard the fighting and joined in.
Yoyoya: Ending Forest!
Yoyoya traps Warida inside the Ending Forest.
Klimo: Danda! If you can hear me, please free us! The real problem is Logit! Don't let him make progress on achieving Craves Again!
Danda can indeed hear Klimo, since that is part of Small Game's ability.
Danda: What!? (Logit! That fucker! 30... 30 BULLETS IN YOUR HEAD!!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU SHIT FUCK!!!)
Danda deactivated her ability, freeing the three inside.
The blue robot began shooting at Danda, who hopped away from all the shots.
Danda and Klimo both rushed to the statue room, the robots followed them, there lied a huge metal statue of a knight on a horse, wielding a spear pointing directly up at the sky.
Logit was climbing up a stairway that revolved around the statue, the others beside Danda and Klimo also entered the room.
Danda: DIEEEE!!!
Danda tried to use her abilities on Logit, but Someplace Alsowhere did not work, and Logit was inside Small Game, however...
Logit: (I don't have time to waste on this, I already know how this ability works.)
Logit punched the ground, breaking through the dimension, and negating the ability, causing him to be back at the statue room.
Danda pulled out her RK33V pistol and shot at Logit, the bullets hit but did nothing to him.
Klimo created a spinning top and threw it at Logit
Turbulent Zone's spinning top hit Logit, but the word "LOGIT" was the thing that actually got sucked into the spinning top, but it took no damage, the word was sticked on the spinning top like a magnet, rotating together with it.
Klimo: CAN YOU STOP THIS!?
Warida: Huh? You're not with the cops?
Klimo: NO!
Logit reached the top of the stairway...
Klimo: NO! DON'T LET HIM!
Logit jumps into the spear, and impales himself with it, purposefully not using Birds of Heaven so that he can be perfurated, then used the Blind Waver together with the Last Real Coin on his wound, causing a big blue glow to resonate from the spear's tip.
Logit: YES! I WILL NOW PROGRESS AND EVOLVE BY EXTREME LENGTHS FASTER THAN ANY OTHER FALSE ENERGY USER HAS EVER DONE! THIS IS THE NEXT STEP! ONE STEP CLOSER TO CRAVES AGAIN! ONE STEP CLOSER TO SHOWING EVERYONE WHAT SUCH GREATNESS TRULY IS!
Klimo: Dammit...
Logit falls off the spear into the ground.
An all black figure with blue, metallic rings around it's body appeared besides Logit.
Logit: ... Hyperaccelerated Dragon.
CHAPTER 24 END
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