我挺愛英氣颯爽的女子，所以我家盾娘就是一臉攻樣，然而，她穿起時裝也是能當個禍害的。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznKZJ5TZOJ
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我想跟我師父，以及同門師兄弟們玩成一片，但二師父的門派只有高冷，高冷，再高冷，對此我只好去對好友們表達我的無奈，然後，親友告訴我，每個高冷背後，都是一顆缺乏關懷的心。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6OxY8izgV
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別怕，勇敢上就對了！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FSgWiZtSa
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說的如此真切，我覺得好有道理，有沒有？於是，那天上線，我就用著非常認真的態度問我二師父，師父，從今天開始，徒兒每天舔你一口行不？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGCSOPZRK2
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二師父的回答簡潔有力，就三個字，不喜歡。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFH8WYruco
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二師父，你這麼難搞，你家的人知道嗎？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGwAqPVoqK
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就在我為二師父的油鹽不浸覺得心累，準備再次去禍害我們大蒼雲的蒼爹們時，我在友頻看見我二師父說了一句話，那句話嚇得我盾都掉了，那句話叫……806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPgXfuP7U7
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[二師父ＩＤ]←劍三阿諾史瓦辛格806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXdWouzk6I
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看到這話時，我覺得無限驚恐，那感覺就好像看見什麼東西披著我二師父的外皮在活動一樣，因為，那時的他，在我眼裡是個高冷，高冷中的高冷，只有更高冷，沒有最高冷。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LCb2YOhWZ
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結果，他說他是劍三阿諾史瓦辛格，我該怎麼相信那是我二師父啊！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqdU4f785h
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二師父，您怎麼了？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygItDJqqNO
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您的高冷呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2ONoGSFiZ
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您那高大崇尚的大蒼雲冷雪魂呢？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlemiSOfqfY
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您嚇得我都用敬語了！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaiozD30AI
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最重要的是，您為什麼對待底頭徒兒們猶如寒冰般冰冷，自己一人時卻能說出這麼逗的話？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJccrBySxUo
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如果那時我清醒點，我應該就能發現端倪，這貨不是高冷，他只是個逗比，可惜，那時的我正處於一種錯愕之中，於是我駝鳥般的無視了。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGX5Yq562O
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因為二師父切身的身教言教，讓我深刻體會到一件事，那就是，要裝逼，就高冷，那時，大師父的師兄在我一臉正經的說出這話時，立馬尖叫的說，師妹，不要！千萬不要。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Fzs45QZ0X
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我也覺得不要比較好，畢竟，我說不出凡人，汝為何打擾本座清修這種台詞。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0kVVhzqMl
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也不知道是積怨已久，還是被野放久了，性子也真著野了，某天，我在慣例性的請安後，毫無預警的發動了崩潰模式，是的，我給二師父刷一整行的暴走發言，具體大意就是……806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJHWgL3IKm
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師父，你偶爾回頭看我一眼好不好？徒兒只是想跟你一起愉快的玩啊！（痛哭）806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouXOAAUSo9
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那時的我真甜，要換作現在的我，大概是刷上一整排的#q捱打，外加一大段，叫你裝！讓你裝！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm4nPMtluT
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尊師重道啥的，已是昨日黃花，不可考。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡms9HFgKEGQ
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不過就當時的我來說，這行為也夠了，也不知道是我突如起來的暴走，還是我的崇敬之心起了效果，向來高冷無比，簡直不是人的二師父，經歷一段沉默後，回了我一個字，安。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNqc1uqFzF
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一個安字，我就覺得心滿意足，該怎麼蹦噠就怎麼蹦噠，該打本就打本，沒想到，一個小時後，刺激的來了。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVStAloI1Ll
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二師父密我，夜守嗎？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpJK9WH2xe
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嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM2En5XXD6
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我二師父居然主動問我要不要夜守啊！這是天下紅雨、日毀星沉，還是我在作夢？當時我的心情激動無比，別攔我，誰都不准攔我，我要坐在屋頂上對著月亮狼嚎，只能嗷嗷嗷嗷，必須嗷嗷嗷嗷！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCn4bZ95nQ
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自從前一回夜守後，我便不曾指望我二師父會帶我夜守，沒想到，他居然問我夜守不！可是我正跟幫派的在雙十，那瞬間，我的心裡刷起了彈幕，每一行都是崩潰性十足的，放我走！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7adn4GvIJc
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我二師父找我夜守啊！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuXAWFV0ly
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讓我走啊！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmhCEI64sz
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我爬也要給他爬過去！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXQRTvcy5O
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啊啊啊啊啊！高冷的二師父找我夜守啊！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKufDrE6t7
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任憑我心裡如何嗷的歡騰，嗷的激蕩，現實的我卻是一臉沉靜的告訴他，師父我在雙十。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFpph3M4kA
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我猜，二師父原本是想等我的，因為他問我，打到哪了？806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGl96fLoMJ
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我回，白陶。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjsZHzjODN
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二師父說嗯，我就開始專心擼本，我覺得如果順利的話，也許我趕得上，於是，我用著和內心崩潰刷頻截然不同的態度，專注無比的揍白陶，那一刻，我習得裝逼技能。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLu3qD1Dzb
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沒想到，我跟我二師父都沒猜到結局，因為我們從白陶到尾王打了半個鐘頭，二師父那邊已然滿團。（目死）806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafGsDlT3DE
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那瞬間，我覺得，我感受到來自世界的惡意。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6SLgMe0AK
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樓主是個好強的傢伙，哪怕內心崩潰的亂七八糟，內心彈幕刷了滿頻，內心有個蛋黃哥正躺在棉被上嚶嚶嚶嚶，表面仍裝作沒事的說，師父，下次帶我一起玩。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz3eCUMq0X
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二師父答應的很乾脆，但我依然覺得，沒那麼容易。806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbk9nrARz5
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總之，等轉過身，我立馬對小夥伴們開啟崩潰模式，嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚，二師父頭次主動問我出本，我卻在雙十！還有什麼比這更大的惡意跟悲劇嗎！沒有！806Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHblXxbMix
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