作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDsTUyItdE北冥有魚，其名為鯤。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawDs8DZsf8
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmfTVGAt6P
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliW5EoNba0
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxE2Nsjfma
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNcYcddPNA
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ37Cdj64QQ
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxGvQeiv1K
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnYaBAFnPS
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7kiRv4Gky
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM769aqow7U
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MdKp9JnB9
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j0y3zjx7P
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南冥者，天池也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEdWbro1GZ
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU7W9CkZvC
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG0JBJTrZY
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8fO1XeTI2
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLQxkHlFcf
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvC0oOG4Ee
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ru0PvBlKz
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBDZ1Yt53y
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ16wuBKlt
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJynTmXfQb
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4KSEQiVJi
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOh0KmrWq3
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPyIMeaC5C
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iMLZodofs
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX73oJsMPTp
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaQ14QGxVC
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXHfrzQJre
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGZDCfwjBH
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rtiN4kK10
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewISZsixGU
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt10aJeidwu
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1pS4wXAgN
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquMk8JfUYH
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhSfbJ7WHO
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RqdL6RuOc
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTUiJ59yOY
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsko8QM1wfn
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcieOWcLO9
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdshqxede8d
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AzMEWCls2
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適百里者，宿舂糧，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdiFGDqXkb
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFYrS1XXcN
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcawMoVEKK
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MzpHaByZm
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9tCeRWN48
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJGsEWE12J
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rjdN5gYxw
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9bkF1Gv4R
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGDJhANhRt
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPzSj15eGp
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6QZbvWWbw
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sxW3qYeOP
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG2c6xPImM
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoHF9Bx2rw
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湯之問棘也是已：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU2gKFewRq
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz2sU3jitE
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmInzKEAMKB
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvLTZMaLrx
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHyOEj60h4
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5HvHCyPt7
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxAfxivn1C
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cQF9io8kf
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDrBuoVYgu
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UPoRha4dP
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB8dX22AIF
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuxKPA0kYc
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTZMq98lXe
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSK3eYiPph
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp2CBHSA7f
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBN5XWYmde
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciHqOHyUYQ
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJf7Cxo2r3
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此大小之辯也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinMZuwNu7y
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6UnyWH9X8
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCXxjOOLMD
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZi8j3T4bG
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUhYlAlngo
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijmb2F9r7I
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YIOMavNay
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRhrzZMpte
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuYTkVYT1u
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnhRqYeCxh
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbMVEWIWFf
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtl9rL7xuug
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrZ9XchkiH
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoxnXtJfHP
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURINO2r1MO
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQYrlIgeYg
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8inkhLuzX
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHSCoYz6dh
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1OvqYEx7O
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cUnaqdH8R
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64M3F0KEj0
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooISetNjyv
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IlTURbfOp
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVU4VOAgEx
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFPEYeL6ih
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LAhtgtxqc
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gmGveSpsc
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSAdHuucbZ
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6byyd7JN0V
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVgHijJx9P
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH12JZGzETH
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdv8AODX1m
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AqkkrIR58
吾自視缺然。請致天下。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64TiBa3jzB
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopUi3WRpK2
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0YlkOLNHj
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSGnjWaxDY
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjyAGrljtQ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG93HN4roGn
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPi9EU2uA4
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRWhFq4PO6
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLv2AXFpdv8
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ulrM92k9x
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNSJqINixH
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegDMXEretY
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHPWbHXckZ
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOQuCHvUMh
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJni3SWB6Wh
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniNY0jZS8w
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubFO0oit4d
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpRGc0F5Fs
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFE39EJyF10
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajyfclYYxs
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDIpNVVeT7
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YPVHsiI8x
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefZxQyJqNX
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdthZuLl2DZ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitIX6VSB51
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4uaCO0xhS
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa93IZ3LlME
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3AmlNiPHH
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhgn7rFdoB
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx84XqI4APf
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs0ZeBbGQ8
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡov5gV5yce2
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UBiZmpYzI
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnEdT4vT1t
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6e1GcGlhy
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmRKx0psal
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOoKl94QRK
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ipVq9YjMG
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOshmkzgJS
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpXtTHRo7t
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUptAiDqEb
不食五谷，吸風飲露；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARvbUxlpcE
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ75BtmlVoJ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVUq0VhbwT
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeVzaymaf6
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7VFS5AUjR
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfv0JInDhP
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQftUwaj8ig
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbbHBgWD0q
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQbyFiuq4m
吾以是狂而不信也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTFFY8n1pR
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9d4x9hgrJ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqqjoHLcfC
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4sClNOXOi
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0kVBooRea
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQn8vBZkUN
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1y2lq2B8W
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5WZIaNWBZ
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW60rQuPZXV
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLe11bQ0mV
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vlVApZjQB
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39Xwbh3N3F
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuemrsikf8
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRvK52ONQQ
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ofs9CJFEe
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYy3SopkQn
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEisqJyidkJ
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rm5v4PCVr
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpG5Bl4PBOy
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxniXCQndN
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQjmc7yvXE
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjF8GUVpupO
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB2nN1NdCU
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe68QHxy3C1
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4wevV2l7n
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFpwImIph1
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahbh9bEkqw
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0J7MbntXU
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNDTyeItBp
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF74RdDg7DB
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHxLEytqW7
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey3ISN0kMF
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJZyhBn6Dr
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr89XCKK6d
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9rbr8AiCZ
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDulCVq8Kq
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHcQLVTomi
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunGszFqtoZ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1XC26SVQO
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxGXhMxpNW
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaFXG8iGCv
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNfOdwkXcB
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3PwAcAQCx
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uotXsmOFt
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruHOEMArqj
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFNAEHy7qm
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs8XaRrd0e
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSuUu4JV1y
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0iIoNE3z3
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLF4Wcwqd9
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvygP4fbjb
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQ4k7nYr6i
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRBDABQLly
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPDDde2whO
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Zo51qKJhz
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaPtUY77YB
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyi5JdVewB
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaeo19cjR7
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpDZ2ceZzr
客聞之，請買其方百金。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qdktyATqw
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFbSG89WLp
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBaidfXng5
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1mUfZEhak
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98yRFDe3zE
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiMDjkOrdf
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG8MgNJpAI
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkiXMTLsQu
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3togMbTkDn
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlx6hY7KfS
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y8czMY2Jq
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx6O1pjYWI
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxB4aFahIjS
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6BXi2Ysc3
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WFzz1tK70
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVczXMuMZZ
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZDvcGdj9s
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6fUMVbouv
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7TyD8J9ki
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwmiS0I2Xv
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshTlmLh1jl
而憂其瓠落無所容？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3eSDqHvNI
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyu1gQwU3pG
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBO1qYgNgYi
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQt2WMEhAFC
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sl7l6VtCM
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4zb1hIrTx
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXmAfUDxDr
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIZ6zvJf9Z
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoGH9bHLkR
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lUDQmwKw6
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04G81uBoqy
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ONb1py4Xx
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7klz88K0h
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSodVjdXT4i
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNXYIic1Od
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTPC6pgbUg
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRztkrWyq4B
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjCJLZLkhg
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8Rsb6O76G
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduWe4aG6Yp
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiDHyAAaKs
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveg9wbaWwt
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEFki4H16U
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdDPaN8eyR
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaY2hiWLpe
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSgx3BOnrQ
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fd3zKyxHt
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2a3biz05DW
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAchq0QM1gM
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfNhLljoWg
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB89dUB8GB
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5cB4CLKKy
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZhPOipxpx
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmE3p7y0qQ
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYf3nux1nP
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