作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCItQOsSnh北冥有魚，其名為鯤。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjOW1Tq8eK
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JYKdc0g6k
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlR9bjS0Qk
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yYBc7UBpc
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMrJ6fm4sX
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8FSbehDcG
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwz1AFwHHWL
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUoI9Ylzhk
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUZDuN3ZnX
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VdNZXTmya
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtv12VBrMN5
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMowZ6rz6Yh
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南冥者，天池也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBclCFCV5x
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXY1hbwvmh
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8S8t2CYSg
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyBiEnxoWw
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jt2skyVnT
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpClWA87D28
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgaZlLJQIq
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SxsAcpo3R
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXFVGMMNQe
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOBjgnsWrB
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC435pL4K0
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHHVU64esE
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPCIqHoMON
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlr2fkIqkl
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT28hN1P0g
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICAtLKbIPf
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1CPvqjpXb
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlpgE9TJxE
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HnaQpYcj5
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSsZYb9ZQI
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNi9a6cdxci
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2pnntYjBp
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswX3XyE5mE
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquZLDQ1a9X
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDmeVGNEO0
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzksURrSLm2
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIG29ZOEF2
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslp9U6cvK4
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W6AvMHLkN
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFXZKNUToq
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適百里者，宿舂糧，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiGW0mtYHt
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbvxHR2GIB
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrAvxg81NI
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvePDBwefbA
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EdXprxVHh
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeyiVLZ9LO
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBX3PLJXtc
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPMjCzMu4c
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrdu0sjdVS
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZIASjhIzv
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtChRWC2o1Q
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yFbcJAR7l
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg9oXq75M7
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZEv5ITKZJ
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湯之問棘也是已：427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTDmp2j5Oa
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3lKQnXETA
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3M6X4IXUqA
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCTp6mI3Yi
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfqvH6tCSE
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hQATUtThi
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHxy45rJpA
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5c8zrG7Rn
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdCQJPagSV
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWDCUqxx2O
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNqEnd0sFi
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPzegQtvUW
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WTrikymxi
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFV353U89K
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2cwqol8Ry
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAcc2Z8HPX
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPw0XGopH4
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1o2AP3vgM
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此大小之辯也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAW9mhaJJx
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC2IiJa7Rv
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwwixC2HFC
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq9XaJKwzN
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8Lc3aEFyl
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8AegkjxrA
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlag8tNrS2
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZN90InDpE
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6zzZbkCQU
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9EPW1eIjN
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCoqzV3R5l
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFtz2dgN41
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXf3J4bd9L
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMRIbmR0SV
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV8ehV7y2U
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMTr8FjDoD
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf0sBlU1aq
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIiE2DNhwx
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7Xqkfkocw
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKhoA6Ue6P
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyTUlLykNI
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7Q3xrS1n7
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHBvatLpW0
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw0ttF6dXm
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqClkVDZaqo
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsA0HH2L6r
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBWiHrEjOo
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgnB42q2Sj
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJa7NvGMaM
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7t5iZpOos6
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH3tCFfHP9
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGl8HFaHqw
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrEks8tGw9
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvncRtugUy
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKKuS8uWfK
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Lu74P7NQ8
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjiED7oMUM
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOORm90tww3
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73LYD0kYQh
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQPfJiOyCh
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUANYyU0QPY
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb9QCUJqWW
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7u7OLupYo
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf9OMShRLq
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSshvZZEEMy
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtmQhpFPmx
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaa2o8OBwxw
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRtugk5r43
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bkbOtTtKa
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdgdONGfsk
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaSzXL8nrc
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmW2HO7Lqg
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZrNbLUeEh
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTddwe3c6E
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Rfapedt89
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3jHuM8ROb
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvD9IxGPNI
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M3jkaa0R1
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFxYy5HEvL
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMc24dy1m1
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVh7dVrJKc
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwccBVucPcJ
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WKZ1eRKDX
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMx08ArW95
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJPNESShYm
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PceGYYPvP
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu08jUKOg56
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2Nou9cdzY
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrsdWLbD0K
不食五谷，吸風飲露；427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC3MIVdsHy
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfrvKHxrFm
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC2HC6fEay
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNRr5SnA7J
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3pOhZ2wpP
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS89uEwPmdh
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf22thwFsm7
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeQE4PaXrR
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIAq2sLlBw
吾以是狂而不信也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9caoD1L0N
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8IJ1dw5QF
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNg2AtG8go
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5I7GEZGu1B
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs05Dg3YggE
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFOwBcnQdz
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvpFUthaWN
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKgh9YVx4s
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58VU2FvwBc
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJy0RreHBC
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTlWNV2k2a
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbd43FEUIL
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJJSEKyuOl
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsG2DPTs2D
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMEyXv3m6r
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5dk96TAHV
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnBTshxk8h
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKE1vk15I9
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSGMfA33qp
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWMz8I6nEB
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZHpjeo34U
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEZYz9vSZv
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUNkmLxLWx
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOQBs80v5a
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLjm1k3Qci
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1YDJwqXJd
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGRYrSvMjl
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡud1D2awZIN
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpe4tpf2Fe
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4XtkaWFVF
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe94LgjcqyT
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVzRAZurwA
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wo12fOX86
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9yiTYylZU
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH90BRlnEd
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHQb7gTpKL
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4lIbiB2aD
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXVOQ4SElu
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLw0QM0bQUq
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7BmJfATiM
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknKMXYSPxE
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq0JynnOIp
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5eo2mzfGq
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vUYJsGCOf
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427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0UijQ5EhQ
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJaq8HFRYG
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMvSxAx6Tp
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgQYoLiZhg
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsbA4Gzvx8
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJh2CLmc0nL
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71810GBiQa
客聞之，請買其方百金。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cAqWjcrXg
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQdJu9FXAq
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzesMaUfUBM
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g3lHMn2oO
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HwhsnP1H3
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL6U5F5oZT
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvbxyJTrMY
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLJjrCwZ1u
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfWvi1IaqD
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKo4ESerO0
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxiWi1mRgX
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7u6S2XEha
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXenbf1t00f
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCRHRJpjfi
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zXyr8ppfH
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCKw6flQJX
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqaU6eqJt6
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhbCTRPWfS
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gqOvee7J7
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqJPRyshTI
而憂其瓠落無所容？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwcrCDVY4k
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8x5GdDA8UB
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hOKtM8z6I
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡembrZ9DdQy
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2qerHNDbP
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427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7S1K4xwf5x
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXDrC6o1lC
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicAgiAW2Q6
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBfmv6u3dn
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvdgG2Tpzq
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dhIJIhPID
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMoBuAWksW
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDVQkmZ1ru
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1I9O8CoFvA
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXQSPLAb40
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwUkJApQWO
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXOgpP4p1B
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpUbyVnQsV
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56siT4ZMrJ
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FQ01PV2Zc
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBsNh31KJl
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfBjpZvgZu
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOFIGQkGJz
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcPHyv0GqG
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp5urrS56f
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWXoswbcnu
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLDV64rrcU
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAESPkLWW5
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4w7FvSwkL
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpDQDqWe4N
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbNUo3mvXo
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOvZL3t6lz
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0P0jeZcim
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxaCSoGDVB
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmSBSPSN8t
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnALrbMSW0R
427Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFezeMDIDG
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
