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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy7eObpG9B
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMZ33G3xlG
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秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnMGrUGc5v
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民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsybLjWR91
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它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCNssmAITO
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyYoFw52R3
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq726b7Iyf
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHt1Gq8AOa
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdQiCDscOr
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJj2r8jZQH
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所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡognw4NpXCQ
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFrOigx9Pp
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sk4HEhZ5g
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdhEqrnpFR
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt54kjQwEb
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQduMvKMxXc
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgxwj1iCK7
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbHDxW0iJo
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但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7yBY332Ym
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpN1mO9JOU
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVEZxSK8iy
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwMb3oSBw1
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl01iaMRyV8
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0f3DUHgLA
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdMDIjlhVT
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4PVOhCOLa
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNsh9smZA4
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nCAZ3mTDB
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湯之問棘也是已：715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLlqcvvO9d
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeZZqCnsuW
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8Cra2C81g
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlPF6ruaSP
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKS2joiHWZ
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFViKE6zvPL
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj38LtlDNlI
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xaauyGoyr
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzvybatRla
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnllNF33f13
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKeJaU9wbJ
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡticyooFz7i
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSqBuRMNv9
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBtLe4gENZ
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdrZfTH0iX
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymxmywq3QL
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcsXkeVxqj
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp0elBiXxi
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此大小之辯也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIeHo0HrYg
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZZM8xIESw
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRyl98OLtE
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12HFhZhEG3
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyQMNqbyst
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREVyyS6Cxm
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB9MQU2VEM
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4Jvv4EKXW
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmlafLm7u9
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL85KIOAC3f
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKARcbbyQBR
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YS9wScyV8
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJBv3iDki6
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYum9wFgmC
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM7G6fwk7X
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40vziH1GLF
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl565MiY5cz
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIKKmkn6yL
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1YK5zqNFs
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdc8hiLpja9
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OpnN6WK4w
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsEegjZRyV
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0P6XfFUjjn
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbDQlXVnse
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtMNxFglsm
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmxaiHmthO
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXA58maYfX
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNRSzBc27h
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0lAGZciF3
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXqxF1GmJL
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR8gXUpJJD
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPlPUmplNK
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3FLTZ0d1v
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNxvd1l0qu
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSYIOCvMvN
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagO5VNwF5D
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOs0zDusEf
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98br5vfSbz
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUIVCRiqFS
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGbJohkVJ9
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RDth3fBiN
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeBLsLBqQU
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fG511fi7W
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4wxce7ziT
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepZztQ72fZ
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu5ZjOudWa
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy5IsRmuuz
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zslk05Tiv
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyY5iM7tde7
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XmbWTY8ga
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIT335mWNm
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuzCpYnQ1R
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdENw6Uk7Jj
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK72BE3WCO
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj7iluRQSP
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0mNVLN2vW
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wVFFTiJWN
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLbLX5XFtH
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsuUrPffiI
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoChvCG4HY
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkU6zZB5Gb
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqoJDClhJd
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXI4hqeI7M1
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOhhVsskJ9
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吾以是狂而不信也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRGRehhaIF
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgzxQKDFU1
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9DSyqSGn9
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc44Gx7OXHf
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dHYYS3DOL
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR8CN1FBQK
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzUqNrjmXJ
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUYKpS2mAr
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEUdh4zFup
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolbLb3KPZ2
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKKauE7Jn9
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr39x41ZG7Z
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkqrEKhYkm
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vve0X62Gy
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjpfNeK4qj
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEkdOofeXE
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBE3mInmO8
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdJ7VJUv4I
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WKTM1e0PE
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9VQIvkFFh
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWxu9RrSiS
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyp9V1eHdLi
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y75Ukfxtl
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaj6SdPFa9
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsbsLMHSax
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbOSkTguaj
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP82CVF62a3
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATVCmhchut
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRvt5E8vQB
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTad7Dk8PLY
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2BR06YR2n
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdslv6V7DK2
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw50nwdhWre
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG3DF9Yoac
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客聞之，請買其方百金。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjMFtZ1o2o
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB3oIPTANK
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVQUqZMIKO
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDq7mOyVqm
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptcHh12a6I
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WeYXvrm5O
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdxUx6D4Om
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TvNP01NZE
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEIlWrTor8
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtvoUKdIOi
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnGZrRW0GF
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ97Agtz9qW
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKeiUm5MM5
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsSIYVRAQT
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而憂其瓠落無所容？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemt4FcBilX
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3nRxodUAd
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqTLYnWBh0
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlycBMTz0dy
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSghHrzPsW
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjMRu9xnRq
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR12N24UnOT
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP1W9er374
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkPuH5nsbc
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSF5rv5TUW
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxUDNUiV5T
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagAKOWSyeh
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtzcldTSQ9
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbHRMcv3OT
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhgpvKRIvM
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9SkOq1CPk
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJT3Q9xpfTB
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ126i24bFB
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYIYkXglcU
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZi7Zul50V
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGLu0lBkZR
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwHwW5rWMl
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwkMXoBpHc
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～715Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRzJohHGfA
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
