
北冥有魚,其名為鯤。715Please respect copyright.PENANApEF3ziubSr
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。715Please respect copyright.PENANAhXNvJfHDzp
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鯤之大,不知幾千里也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAgHF4XMse3B
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…715Please respect copyright.PENANAbnOwqRf6xm
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化而為鳥,其名為鵬,715Please respect copyright.PENANAPy7eObpG9B
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,715Please respect copyright.PENANArMZ33G3xlG
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鵬之背,不知幾千里也。715Please respect copyright.PENANA5V8LV9GLnY
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…715Please respect copyright.PENANA9j9IpDnXYg
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怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,715Please respect copyright.PENANANycY6OxrX1
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,715Please respect copyright.PENANAsptkJjbtQy
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是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,715Please respect copyright.PENANA7e1HaoEpGZ
這個黨啊,等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去,715Please respect copyright.PENANAr2GtgLIPqr
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南冥者,天池也。715Please respect copyright.PENANANcnUYpr8W3
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…715Please respect copyright.PENANAXnMGrUGc5v
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齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:715Please respect copyright.PENANADzwTgSSKRN
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:715Please respect copyright.PENANAzynzCDF5M9
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鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,715Please respect copyright.PENANA9h05Qwr6vJ
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,715Please respect copyright.PENANAfsybLjWR91
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAtLgjLcdNTK
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…715Please respect copyright.PENANAhCNssmAITO
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野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也715Please respect copyright.PENANAwTXNJB7Mje
滿山遍野的廣告,鋪天蓋地的文宣,還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…715Please respect copyright.PENANAGJxYIZZeDa
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天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?715Please respect copyright.PENANAiyYoFw52R3
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?715Please respect copyright.PENANALq726b7Iyf
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其視下,亦若是則己矣。715Please respect copyright.PENANAB3sJnTJsBo
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!715Please respect copyright.PENANAeHt1Gq8AOa
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且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,715Please respect copyright.PENANAZNDjp5VliW
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,715Please respect copyright.PENANAbdQiCDscOr
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覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,715Please respect copyright.PENANAbRecAVeYkO
只要人氣足以選上縣長,七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1,715Please respect copyright.PENANARJj2r8jZQH
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置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。715Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ngm0Yz1mO
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…715Please respect copyright.PENANAH2pOLYnwyK
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故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,715Please respect copyright.PENANAEYzhs5zLBa
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。715Please respect copyright.PENANAognw4NpXCQ
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而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南715Please respect copyright.PENANAQFrOigx9Pp
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…715Please respect copyright.PENANA0sk4HEhZ5g
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰:我決起而飛,槍榆枋而止,715Please respect copyright.PENANAsdhEqrnpFR
小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,715Please respect copyright.PENANAEt54kjQwEb
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時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?715Please respect copyright.PENANAQduMvKMxXc
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?715Please respect copyright.PENANAHgxwj1iCK7
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適蒼莽者,三滄而反,腹猶果然,715Please respect copyright.PENANAQS1VJCNbdR
欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,715Please respect copyright.PENANAkbHDxW0iJo
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適百里者,宿舂糧,715Please respect copyright.PENANALWRrtt7eGy
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,715Please respect copyright.PENANAWsSGrbSRVt
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適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?715Please respect copyright.PENANAqYE1cj5bKi
但是只要欠銀行三億,銀行就是你家開的,你小確幸懂個屁!715Please respect copyright.PENANAF7yBY332Ym
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小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?715Please respect copyright.PENANAFpN1mO9JOU
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?715Please respect copyright.PENANArVEZxSK8iy
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朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAmwMb3oSBw1
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…715Please respect copyright.PENANAl01iaMRyV8
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楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。715Please respect copyright.PENANA84QwPfz6LJ
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,715Please respect copyright.PENANAS0f3DUHgLA
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上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAFdMDIjlhVT
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…715Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4PVOhCOLa
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!715Please respect copyright.PENANABNsh9smZA4
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…715Please respect copyright.PENANA1nCAZ3mTDB
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湯之問棘也是已:715Please respect copyright.PENANApLlqcvvO9d
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:715Please respect copyright.PENANAAeZZqCnsuW
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窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAc8Cra2C81g
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,715Please respect copyright.PENANAYlPF6ruaSP
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有魚焉,其廣數千里,未有知其脩者,其名為鯤715Please respect copyright.PENANAVKS2joiHWZ
秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…715Please respect copyright.PENANAFViKE6zvPL
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有鳥焉,其名為鵬,715Please respect copyright.PENANAj38LtlDNlI
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,715Please respect copyright.PENANA2xaauyGoyr
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背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,715Please respect copyright.PENANAOzvybatRla
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…715Please respect copyright.PENANAnllNF33f13
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絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAZKeJaU9wbJ
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…715Please respect copyright.PENANAticyooFz7i
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斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?715Please respect copyright.PENANAYSqBuRMNv9
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?715Please respect copyright.PENANAJBtLe4gENZ
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我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,715Please respect copyright.PENANAqdrZfTH0iX
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,715Please respect copyright.PENANAymxmywq3QL
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?715Please respect copyright.PENANAEcsXkeVxqj
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?715Please respect copyright.PENANAZp0elBiXxi
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此大小之辯也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAgIeHo0HrYg
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!715Please respect copyright.PENANAgZZM8xIESw
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故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,715Please respect copyright.PENANAPRyl98OLtE
所以,買了個美國大學文憑,當了個黨團書記,715Please respect copyright.PENANA12HFhZhEG3
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。715Please respect copyright.PENANAYyQMNqbyst
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。715Please respect copyright.PENANAREVyyS6Cxm
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。715Please respect copyright.PENANAHB9MQU2VEM
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~715Please respect copyright.PENANAr4Jvv4EKXW
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。715Please respect copyright.PENANAHmlafLm7u9
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…715Please respect copyright.PENANAL85KIOAC3f
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定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。715Please respect copyright.PENANAKARcbbyQBR
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。715Please respect copyright.PENANA5YS9wScyV8
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAiJBv3iDki6
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…715Please respect copyright.PENANAEYum9wFgmC
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,715Please respect copyright.PENANAsM7G6fwk7X
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,715Please respect copyright.PENANA40vziH1GLF
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。715Please respect copyright.PENANAl565MiY5cz
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。715Please respect copyright.PENANAZIKKmkn6yL
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此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1YK5zqNFs
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,715Please respect copyright.PENANAdc8hiLpja9
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夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!715Please respect copyright.PENANA5OpnN6WK4w
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。715Please respect copyright.PENANAbsEegjZRyV
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。715Please respect copyright.PENANA0P6XfFUjjn
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。715Please respect copyright.PENANAcbDQlXVnse
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:715Please respect copyright.PENANArtMNxFglsm
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:715Please respect copyright.PENANALmxaiHmthO
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「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!715Please respect copyright.PENANAZXA58maYfX
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!715Please respect copyright.PENANADNRSzBc27h
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時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!715Please respect copyright.PENANAS0lAGZciF3
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!715Please respect copyright.PENANAwXqxF1GmJL
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夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,715Please respect copyright.PENANAhR8gXUpJJD
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,715Please respect copyright.PENANAFPlPUmplNK
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。715Please respect copyright.PENANAY3FLTZ0d1v
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…715Please respect copyright.PENANAbNxvd1l0qu
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許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,715Please respect copyright.PENANADSYIOCvMvN
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,715Please respect copyright.PENANAagO5VNwF5D
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而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?715Please respect copyright.PENANAdOs0zDusEf
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?715Please respect copyright.PENANA98br5vfSbz
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名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?715Please respect copyright.PENANAuUIVCRiqFS
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?715Please respect copyright.PENANAsGbJohkVJ9
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鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;715Please respect copyright.PENANA1RDth3fBiN
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,715Please respect copyright.PENANAZeBLsLBqQU
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偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。715Please respect copyright.PENANA6fG511fi7W
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!715Please respect copyright.PENANAp4wxce7ziT
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歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!715Please respect copyright.PENANAepZztQ72fZ
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!715Please respect copyright.PENANAhu5ZjOudWa
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庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。715Please respect copyright.PENANAcy5IsRmuuz
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…715Please respect copyright.PENANA2zslk05Tiv
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。715Please respect copyright.PENANAyY5iM7tde7
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。715Please respect copyright.PENANA5XmbWTY8ga
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。715Please respect copyright.PENANAaIT335mWNm
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…715Please respect copyright.PENANAFuzCpYnQ1R
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」715Please respect copyright.PENANAdENw6Uk7Jj
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?715Please respect copyright.PENANAuK72BE3WCO
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。715Please respect copyright.PENANAbj7iluRQSP
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,715Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0mNVLN2vW
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肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;715Please respect copyright.PENANA8wVFFTiJWN
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。715Please respect copyright.PENANArLbLX5XFtH
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不食五谷,吸風飲露;715Please respect copyright.PENANAxsuUrPffiI
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;715Please respect copyright.PENANAVoChvCG4HY
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乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;715Please respect copyright.PENANAwkU6zZB5Gb
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;715Please respect copyright.PENANAlqoJDClhJd
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。715Please respect copyright.PENANAXI4hqeI7M1
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。715Please respect copyright.PENANAlOhhVsskJ9
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吾以是狂而不信也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAbRGRehhaIF
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…715Please respect copyright.PENANAfgzxQKDFU1
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。715Please respect copyright.PENANAx9DSyqSGn9
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。715Please respect copyright.PENANAc44Gx7OXHf
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。715Please respect copyright.PENANA0dHYYS3DOL
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~715Please respect copyright.PENANAmR8CN1FBQK
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,715Please respect copyright.PENANAHzUqNrjmXJ
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,715Please respect copyright.PENANAlUYKpS2mAr
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!715Please respect copyright.PENANAiEUdh4zFup
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!715Please respect copyright.PENANAolbLb3KPZ2
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,715Please respect copyright.PENANAwKKauE7Jn9
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,715Please respect copyright.PENANAr39x41ZG7Z
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。715Please respect copyright.PENANAJkqrEKhYkm
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。715Please respect copyright.PENANA1Vve0X62Gy
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!715Please respect copyright.PENANADjpfNeK4qj
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…715Please respect copyright.PENANAiEkdOofeXE
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。715Please respect copyright.PENANAEBE3mInmO8
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,715Please respect copyright.PENANADdJ7VJUv4I
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。715Please respect copyright.PENANA3WKTM1e0PE
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,715Please respect copyright.PENANAn9VQIvkFFh
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。715Please respect copyright.PENANAUWxu9RrSiS
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。715Please respect copyright.PENANAyp9V1eHdLi
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。715Please respect copyright.PENANA5Y75Ukfxtl
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院715Please respect copyright.PENANAhaj6SdPFa9
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAjsbsLMHSax
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。715Please respect copyright.PENANABbOSkTguaj
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。715Please respect copyright.PENANAP82CVF62a3
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。715Please respect copyright.PENANAATVCmhchut
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」715Please respect copyright.PENANASRvt5E8vQB
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~715Please respect copyright.PENANATad7Dk8PLY
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。715Please respect copyright.PENANAd2BR06YR2n
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。715Please respect copyright.PENANAdslv6V7DK2
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。715Please respect copyright.PENANAw50nwdhWre
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。715Please respect copyright.PENANAnG3DF9Yoac
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客聞之,請買其方百金。715Please respect copyright.PENANAcjMFtZ1o2o
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。715Please respect copyright.PENANAEB3oIPTANK
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。715Please respect copyright.PENANAgVQUqZMIKO
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,715Please respect copyright.PENANASDq7mOyVqm
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。715Please respect copyright.PENANAptcHh12a6I
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。715Please respect copyright.PENANA8WeYXvrm5O
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。715Please respect copyright.PENANAmdxUx6D4Om
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!715Please respect copyright.PENANA5TvNP01NZE
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。715Please respect copyright.PENANALEIlWrTor8
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,715Please respect copyright.PENANACtvoUKdIOi
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAFnGZrRW0GF
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…715Please respect copyright.PENANAZ97Agtz9qW
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,715Please respect copyright.PENANAeKeiUm5MM5
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,715Please respect copyright.PENANAUsSIYVRAQT
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而憂其瓠落無所容?715Please respect copyright.PENANAemt4FcBilX
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?715Please respect copyright.PENANAk3nRxodUAd
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!715Please respect copyright.PENANAfqTLYnWBh0
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~715Please respect copyright.PENANAlycBMTz0dy
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,715Please respect copyright.PENANAWSghHrzPsW
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,715Please respect copyright.PENANAqjMRu9xnRq
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。715Please respect copyright.PENANAR12N24UnOT
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。715Please respect copyright.PENANAzP1W9er374
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。715Please respect copyright.PENANAjkPuH5nsbc
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~715Please respect copyright.PENANAwSF5rv5TUW
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;715Please respect copyright.PENANARxUDNUiV5T
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;715Please respect copyright.PENANAagAKOWSyeh
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。715Please respect copyright.PENANARtzcldTSQ9
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…715Please respect copyright.PENANAsbHRMcv3OT
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。715Please respect copyright.PENANAJhgpvKRIvM
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,715Please respect copyright.PENANAr9SkOq1CPk
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。715Please respect copyright.PENANAJT3Q9xpfTB
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~715Please respect copyright.PENANAQ126i24bFB
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,715Please respect copyright.PENANAJYIYkXglcU
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長715Please respect copyright.PENANABZi7Zul50V
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。715Please respect copyright.PENANAUGLu0lBkZR
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,715Please respect copyright.PENANAIwHwW5rWMl
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!715Please respect copyright.PENANAIwkMXoBpHc
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~715Please respect copyright.PENANAlRzJohHGfA
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……