作者：唐朝房屋仲介‧劉禹錫1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPCLpQIZku山不在高，有仙則名。1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxy9OVLAN3
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斯是陋室，惟吾德馨。1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3KYeWUCPo
這棟爛房子就像坨屎，但是有我仲介就是香的！1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3MFsQZZ0j
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苔痕上階綠，草色入簾青。1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnFulJLfTt
就算它牆壁到處壁癌發霉，雜草都跑進了屋子裡。1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhUYL7kyVs
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談笑有鴻儒，往來無白丁。 1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSrL5309Ez
我的客戶都是富豪權貴，來往的沒有死老百姓，1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ikALe9FfR
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可以調素琴，閱金經。1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu29prxZqt
這邊裝模作樣的放台鋼琴，那邊擺個書櫃假裝氣質，1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboh6CN1nZ0
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地方偏僻沒有噪音，最適合不工作時休閒渡假，1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Dmbz4XR9x
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南陽諸葛廬，西蜀子雲亭。 孔子云：何陋之有？1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4SMZa7dgT
天母帝寶，人文首璽。我說：不就有幾個臭錢嘛！有啥了不起？1223Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr9NHpWXRd
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結論：房仲業者真心不容易...
